Please ask me to be the emperor

"Your Highness King Shun, General Chen failed in his sniper attack on Ma Xianglin, and he suffered more than a hundred casualties before repelling the Shizhu chieftain soldiers..." Hong Chengchou glanced at Zhang Shun and reported in a low voice.

"Is this Ma Xianglin a mad dog?" Upon hearing this, Zhang Shun became furious.

"Zuo Zhuan" says: If you start with this, you will end with this!

The Bible also says: Anyone who plays with the sword will die by the sword!

Zhang Shun is not good at anything but good at sex. If he really wanted to die because of sex, he would admit it.

The key is that he has nothing to do with Ma Fengyi, but now he is being chased and bitten by the "one-eyed horse" like a mad dog. Zhang Shunzhen feels that he is more unjust than Dou E!

If I had known earlier, I would have slept with his wife, and I would have saved myself from having to bear this bad reputation for no reason!

It's just that no harsh words will help at this time. What's more, even if he sleeps with his wife, he will feel better at most, but still can't solve the current predicament.

"Wei Liao Zi" says: A thief attacks the city with a sword, and all ten thousand people avoid him. This is not just the bravery of one person, but all ten thousand people are dishonorable. Why? There is no difference between death and life!

Now Ma Xianglin is "a thief attacking the city with a sword", not to mention that he has 20,000 soldiers of all kinds under his command, which makes the rebels even more uncomfortable.

"No, I have to get rid of Ma Xianglin!" After thinking about it, Zhang Shun couldn't help but make a decision.

"Why is this, daddy? Are you trying to be a long-term couple with that mistress?" Gao Guiying has also been a little bit amused these days.

Who are these people? Before I was with him, I had a lot of women, and after I was with him, I got a lot of women. Now even old women are not spared, why is this man so cold and careless!

"Ahem!" Zhang Shun almost choked on his saliva when he heard the sound, and couldn't help but argue, "Guiying, do you think I look like that kind of person?"

"It's not like that, not at all!" Gao Guiying shook her head and said, "You are exactly that kind of person!"

Uh. Even Gao Guiying didn't believe what he said. It seemed like mud fell into my crotch - it was either shit or shit!

Zhang Shun was still hesitant at first, and secretly wanted to talk things out, so that everyone could resolve their misunderstanding. Now it seems that there is only one way to go!

"The Art of War" says: A general has five dangers: he must die and can be killed; he must live and can be captured; he is angry and can be insulted; he is honest and can be humiliated; he loves the people and can be annoying!

Since you, Ma Xianglin, have gone crazy, don't blame me for killing the "mad dog"!

Thinking of this, Zhang Shun couldn't help but said to Gao Guiying: "Bring me a pen and paper. I want to write a letter to Ma Xianglin!"

"Dad, you are a man. Whatever you do is what you do, and you must be responsible to the end. If you try to push the envelope and cheat, it is not a man's fault!" Gao Guiying hesitated and couldn't help but comfort him.

"Ahem, don't worry, Guiying, we are not the ones who eat everything and refuse to admit it. Whoever belongs to us belongs to whomever it belongs!" Zhang Shun chuckled and rolled his eyes.

"Besides, I always feel that your expression is a bit... a bit wretched!" Gao Guiying glanced at Zhang Shun uncertainly and said.

By the way, Ma Xianglin had just retreated from the battlefield that day and was sitting there with a gloomy face.

Zuo Daqi did not dare to make a sound, but Zi Gu stepped forward to take the spear, and then slowly took off the heavy armor on his body.

Due to a hard day's fighting, and the lining of the armor was made of thick fabric, Ma Xianglin was already sweating profusely and was almost exhausted.

The soldiers around him were all local people under the rule of Shizhu. They had experienced hundreds of battles and had already known the power of the "armor-removing wind", so they did not dare to remove his armor immediately.

"Brother Ma family, why are you doing this?" At this moment, a man came up to him surrounded by everyone, and couldn't help but comfort him, "Now that this succumbing thief has no wings to fly, he will be captured by me sooner or later, why do you have to fight so hard?" , compete with them for the length of a day?"

"Ran Tianlin! This is not something you should interfere with!" Ma Xianglin frowned and shouted angrily in a hoarse voice.

It turns out that Ran Tianlin is the son of Chief Yang Chieftain Xuanwei Ran Yuelong. Except that his official position is slightly lower, his status is almost the same as that of Ma Xianglin, the son of Shizhu Chieftain Xuanwei Ma Qiancheng. The two can be considered to have two points of friendship.

Seeing that Ma Xianglin was angry, Ran Tianlin didn't say anything more, but the corners of his mouth couldn't help but curl up.

To be honest, after the Bozhou Rebellion. Among the many chieftains in the Ming Dynasty, the Shizhu chieftain was the most respected, followed by the Emirate chieftain.

Ran Tianlin himself was a head lower than Ma Xianglin in terms of his military exploits and background, and he was already a little happy in his heart.

As a result, this guy spent day and night urging the chieftains to attack the "shun thieves" and even lost troops and generals, which aggravated everyone's dissatisfaction.

So when he heard that this guy was a cuckold, he might not have laughed at it in his heart.

In fact, although Chieftain Shizhu was a big man, he did not have so much wealth to waste with him.

So this time, Ma Xianglin brought 20,000 troops, most of whom were Shizhu and Chief Yang chieftains' troops, and a small part were elite Sichuan soldiers.

Although it is said that "eating the emperor's salary and being loyal to the emperor", it is a life-saving business for everyone, but it is not a life-threatening business.

Ma Xianglin's desperate efforts have already made everyone extremely dissatisfied.

Ma Xianglin also knew the current situation, "You are a chieftain, and I am also a chieftain." Although he was extremely dissatisfied, he did not want to push too hard, so he could only pretend not to see it with a dark face.

But he said with all kinds of cruelty in his heart: Thief, please don't fall into my hands, or I won't cut you into pieces, and I swear I won't be a human being!

Just when Ma Xianglin was secretly getting angry, a sentry came in a hurry and handed over a letter saying: "Just now, a thief sent a letter. Please take a look at it!"

"Oh? Where is the thief?" Ma Xianglin asked while opening the letter absentmindedly.

"Afraid of the reputation of the Xuanwei Envoy, he ran away in a panic!" the sentry quickly slapped his horse after hearing this.

"A despicable villain, judging a gentleman's belly with a villain's heart!" Ma Xianglin said disdainfully, "I still understand the rules of beheading envoys from the warring parties of the two countries."

As he spoke, Ma Xianglin suddenly became silent, and his face darkened instead.

"Ah! Ah! Ah! You despicable and shameless person, I swear you will not be human until I cut you into pieces!" Suddenly Ma Xianglin shouted angrily, tore up the letter in his hand, and urged him to talk to him again. Put on the armor and go into battle again to kill the enemy!

"Brothers of the Ma family, you are crazy!" Ran Tianlin was immediately startled and quickly asked his soldiers to stop him. He couldn't help shouting, "The Lord must not be angry and raise an army, and the general must not be angry and cause the enemy!"

"You are also a person who is familiar with the art of war, how can you be so unwise!"

"I'm so stupid, you old mother!" Ma Xianglin's eyes were wide open, and he looked like he was crazy. His hands and feet were struggling desperately, and several big men couldn't hold him back.

"Why don't you hold on to your general? If he has three strengths and two weaknesses, how can General Qin spare you?" Ran Tianlin couldn't help being frightened when he saw this, and quickly scolded him.

These chieftains are all under the command of Xuanwei to govern the people, and they live and die at the hands of those who take control of them. How can they dare to neglect them in the slightest?

Immediately, they all rushed forward and held down the horse Xianglin.