Please don't force me to be a god.

"Yes!"

Niu Er held two sticks of incense in his hands, like a mountain, and stood aside waiting for orders.

The smoke from the incense made his eyes tearful, but he dared not close his eyes.

He wanted to see how the gods eat?

It is said that the chickens, ducks and other offerings that have been worshipped by the gods have less fragrance than those that have not been worshipped.

The old people in the village said that the fragrance was sucked away by the ghosts and gods.

Zhang Tian was still very satisfied with the food in front of him, there were chickens and sheep, and the portions were large.

Although Niu Er brought some messy incense, it was not good to argue with him.

The food had no seasoning and the workmanship was also rough.

But after all, it was original ecological food with pleasant fragrance, which was difficult to eat in later generations.

"Hiss..."

Zhang Tian took a deep breath.

It smells so good!

Niu Er saw it and trembled with excitement, and the ashes of the incense fell down.

Sure enough, the gods really eat by smelling!

I must go home and tell my mother to make the food for worshipping gods more fragrant. Maybe the gods will like it and give me some advice in a dream.

Zhang Tian glanced at Niu Er.

This guy has been shaking since he came in. Is he trembling because of urine?

He is holding incense, his eyes are almost blinded by the smoke, and he doesn't know how to put it out. Is his brain sick?

With such a guy standing by, watching with tears in his eyes, who still has an appetite to eat?

So he said: "General Guo, is this brother in good health? If you are sick, go to get treatment quickly, don't delay."

Seeing Zhang Tian inhaling the fragrance, General Guo was actually very shocked.

But as a general, he had to pretend to be calm even if he was panicked.

"Niu Er, the immortal said you are sick, this is the immortal giving you advice. I will give you a day off, go see a doctor quickly."

"Yes! Thank you immortal, thank you general!"

Niu Er turned around and ran away excitedly.

The immortal really liked the food I served and gave me some advice.

So Niu Er took a few of his men and ran out of the general's mansion to find doctors in the city, and pulled them out of bed in the middle of the night.

The doctors initially thought that he was going to the military camp to treat the wounded, but they didn't expect that he was going to see Niu Er.

This guy was as strong as a bear, and he didn't look sick at all.

But they didn't dare not to see him. They felt his pulse for a long time and insisted that he was not sick.

If it were an ordinary person, the doctors might make up some minor problems that didn't hurt, and prescribe two tonics to recuperate the body to get over it.

But the people who came were from the general's mansion.

Saying that they couldn't see it was just a problem of medical skills, and at most they would be scolded a few times and it would pass.

General Guo was strict in managing the army, and we didn't do anything wrong, so we didn't have to be afraid of anything.

If you insist that you are sick when you are not sick, it will be troublesome if it is verified by other doctors.

It may be a minor punishment of caning or even beheading.

I went to see several doctors, but they either said I was not sick or they said they were ashamed and could not tell.

Niu Er was anxious, grabbed a doctor by the collar and yelled: "I just offered incense to the immortal, and the immortal said I was sick."

"You are a quack, you can't even tell if I am sick or not, do you believe I will destroy your reputation?"

The doctor was lifted up in the air like a chicken, complaining in his heart, if you are sick, wouldn't my body be disabled?

But he apologized repeatedly: "Captain Niu, I am not good at medicine, how can I compare with the immortal?"

"I see that Captain Niu has no external injuries, maybe we can find Doctor Ye in the north of the city, he specializes in internal injuries and is extremely effective."

"Hmph, you are smart."

Niu Er ran to the north of the city again, and knocked on the door, waking up the old Doctor Ye.

Doctor Ye was calm and relaxed, and put on his clothes slowly, saying: "Don't worry, Captain Niu, calm your breath first so that I can take your pulse."

After taking the pulse, Doctor Ye said: "Did you get hit hard on the back a few years ago?"

Niu Er nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, at that time, we were fighting against the army of Tianjin Kingdom, and the enemy attacked General Guo's tent with catapults."

"In order to protect the general, I used my body to resist a flying stone. However, the pain only lasted for a few days afterwards."

"I am as strong as an ox, so I don't need to seek medical treatment."

At the end, Niu Er's face was full of pride, thinking that only those who can bear it are real men.

Doctor Ye said: "Captain Niu is indeed brave. However, he looks fine, but the injury is in his lungs, and there is blood stasis inside."

"You didn't get treatment in time, and it took a few years. Now the blood stasis has become a block, and it is getting worse. When it blocks the heart meridian, I'm afraid your life will be in danger."

Niu Er was shocked: "So serious? But I don't feel any pain."

Doctor Ye said: "When you feel pain, it will be too late."

"I will use medicine to help you dissolve the blood stasis, and then use silver needles to guide it out of the body, and you will be safe and sound.. "

Doctor Ye called his apprentice to boil a dose of medicine overnight.

Without waiting for it to cool down, he applied the medicine bag on Niu Er's back.

Niu Er's expression changed more than a dozen times in a second, but he gritted his teeth and refused to scream.

After applying it for a while, Doctor Ye took out a silver needle and inserted it into Niu Er's back, and blood immediately flowed out.

The blood was black and smelly, and it flowed into a small basin.

When the blood stasis dissipated, Niu Er felt unprecedented relief in his waist and back, and said happily: "The immortal is really effective! I didn't expect that I just served a meal, but saved my life."

Doctor Ye asked curiously: "Did the immortal ask you to come?"

"Of course. Doctor Ye, you don't know, just now when I served the meal to the immortal, the immortal took a breath of fragrance and said that I was sick and needed to be treated quickly. I have seen several doctors before, and they all said that I am not sick. If it were not for the advice of the immortal, I would have believed it and would not have come to you... "

Niu Er was like an eight-year-old child, bragging about the various processes of meeting the "immortal" again, and adding a lot of messy imagination.

Doctor Ye and his accompanying men were stunned.

Niu Er's men were in the army at the time, and they saw the "immortal" descend to the earth with their own eyes, so they naturally believed it without a doubt.

Several big men, like little fans, listened to Niu Er's bragging.

Doctor Ye My husband lives in the city, but he saw a giant falling from the sky.

Later, I heard from people who entered the city that an immortal came down to earth, emitted divine light, and killed tens of thousands of enemies...

Now the "immortal" still lives in the general's mansion.

However, the more illusory the immortal is, the more people believe it.

Now you say that there is a living immortal living in the general's mansion, but I am a little skeptical.

Seeing that Niu Er was bragging happily, Doctor Ye couldn't question him face to face.

He continued the conversation and said, "I really envy you, Captain Niu, for being able to serve an immortal."

"You are very powerful. Maybe if the immortal is happy, he will take you to heaven to be a golden armor guard and you can enjoy immortality."

Niu Er nodded repeatedly and laughed, "You are still a good old man. No wonder your medical skills are so good. ”

………………

Unfortunately, Niu Er walked fast and did not see what happened after he left.

Zhang Tian watched Niu Er leave and was no longer able to defend himself.

Forget it, whether you are sick or not, it is better to see a doctor.

"General Guo, there are too many dishes, I can't finish them by myself. Let's eat together."

As he said, he tore off a chicken leg and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Hmm, it smells so good!"

General Guo: "…………"

The two chatted while eating.

Zhang Tian also learned more about the situation in this world.

There is no Song Dynasty in this world, but there is still the story of Zhao Kuangyin.

It's just that they all became the villains of the Nan'an Dynasty.