Please, I Really Don’t Want To Fall In Love With The Demon Lord

The two just walked in the door.

Then a madam with heavy makeup came up to her.

I looked up and saw that the two customers who came to the door were both wearing pig-head masks, and they were still a man and a woman. I was surprised. Nowadays, the prostitutes are getting more and more sophisticated. They don't even need to wear masks, but they actually wear them. Female companion!

but,

After all, she has been a madam for so many years, traveling all over the country, and has never received any strange guests.

So he didn't show anything on his face, but said with great enthusiasm,

"Does this person look a little unfamiliar? It must be the first time he comes to our place, right?"

The madam moved closer to Gu Tiange.

After all, men usually pay for visits to brothels, so she naturally has to work hard to please them.

Although Gu Tiange has never been to a brothel, he has learned a lot from TV. Now seeing the enthusiastic madam in front of him, he is more and more convinced that this is not a theater but a brothel. He quietly avoids the madam and is about to speak. , but I heard the beautiful lady beside me say in a bad tone,

"What's the matter with you? Do you think I don't exist? You keep trying to get something from my husband!"

As soon as these words came out, the old bustard was stunned.

The two of them are actually a couple!

Although many prostitutes will bring their own female companions, it will definitely not be their first wife. The first wife is usually the one who comes to the house to show off!

But today is strange.

It was the first wife who brought her husband to visit the brothel.

The old bustard has lived for so many years, and it can be said that he has never heard of or seen anything.

"I don't know if this lady is having tea, drinking wine, setting up a shop, setting up a dry shop, living in a bureau, a shop, or hanging clothes?"

The madam asked patiently.

"We're here to watch a show and listen to music. Just find us a better box!"

Luo Huangjin's beautiful eyes were slightly frowned. She couldn't quite understand these professional terms such as tea party and flower wine. She threw a money bag towards the madam and said coldly,

"You won't be short of money!"

"Bai Zhantang, take these two distinguished guests to the Tianzi No. 1 box!"

The madam secretly weighed the purse and found that it contained at least several hundred taels of silver. He immediately smiled from ear to ear and gave instructions to a waiter not far away. He then looked at Luo Huangjin and said respectfully,

"Ma'am, wait a moment, the opera singer will be here soon!"

She didn't expect that the other party would be so generous. Although in the past, the reception was only made by uncles, but money can make all the difference. Let alone a woman, even if she is not a human being, as long as the money is in place, they Wangchun Tower can still take good care of each other. .

"Two distinguished guests, please come this way."

A boy ran over and bowed.

Luo Huangjin nodded slightly, took Gu Tiange's hand, and walked upstairs under the leadership of the servant.

Along the way, the prostitutes who came and went, seeing this scene, secretly gave Gu Tiange a thumbs up, and some even lip-texted to Gu Tiange, which roughly meant, 'Brother, you are really good at taming your wife'!

In this regard,

Gu Tiange just wanted to express,

I don’t want to listen to music on the hook, but my wife is a fool!

In the wing room of Tianzi No. 1,

The boy made a pot of good tea for the two of them, closed the door and left.

Luo Huangjin looked around curiously and muttered, "Why is it different from what was described in the storybook?"

Of course it's different, this is a brothel!

Gu Tiange said helplessly,

"Jin'er, do you think it's possible that this isn't a theater?"

"It's not a theater, what is that place?"

Luo Huangjin tilted his head and looked at Gu Tiange.

Gu Tiange: "Do you think it's possible that this place is actually a brothel?"

Brothel? !

Luo Huangjin was startled. She quickly let go of her consciousness and heard sounds coming from all directions.

The voice was like crying, accompanied by cries of 'um' and 'ah'.

Luo Huangjin's already red face turned into flaming clouds in an instant. Without saying a word, she grabbed Gu Tiange's hand, opened the window of the wing and jumped out.

And at this moment,

The madam was being led upstairs by a woman holding a pipa while doing some ideological work.

"Wen'er, isn't she a woman? What else? Whose money is not earned!"

The woman holding the pipa said shyly,

"Mom, but I don't know how to accompany a woman?"

The old bustard sighed and said,

"Why don't you know what to do, girl? How do you accompany a man on weekdays? How can you accompany that lady today? Mom, let me tell you, that lady is very generous with her money. She spends hundreds of taels at a time. If you accompany her today, If she's done well, maybe she can be taken into the house by that lady in the future, so she doesn't have to come out and make a fuss about herself!"

"Can……"

"Don't be a loser. If you hadn't been a good singer, this kind of good thing wouldn't have happened to you. If you really don't know how, you can just grind the tofu..."

"Okay, okay."

The woman holding the lute nodded helplessly when she heard this.

She followed the madam to Tianzi No. 1 wing.

The old bustard pushed the door open and said with a smile on his face,

"I've kept you waiting for so long. This is my top singer in Wangchun Tower..."

"Where are people...people?"

The madam looked at the empty room and the windows that had been sealed layer by layer, but now they seemed to have been broken open by brute force, and fell into deep thought.

The woman holding the pipa on the side secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Grinding tofu with the woman was still a bit difficult for her. She said,

"Mom, isn't that lady skipping the bill?"

The madam didn't say anything, but just took out the bulging money bag from his sleeves. His meaning was very clear, 'These hundreds of taels of silver are enough to cover your life for ten days and a half, so there is no need to evade the bill'!

I just visit brothels but don't go whoring. I can't figure it out. I can't figure it out at all. Is this a new interest?

The madam was puzzled, but shocked.

…

…

on the street.

The two pig heads were running wildly, as if they were being hunted.

I don't know how long I ran before I stopped.

Luo Huang Jinxiang was dripping with sweat. She put her hands on her knees and leaned against the wall. Even though she was wearing a mask, she could still see her red cheeks, which were as hot as the spicy oil on the paper.

She kept fanning her face with her hands. After a while, she finally recovered. She stood up again and looked at Gu Tiange with a serious expression:

"Tell me the truth, how did you know that there was a brothel?"

I guess you are the only one who can't see it... Gu Tiange was a bit dumbfounded, "How can there be a theater without a stage, and the madam asked you if you want to drink flower wine? Although I have never been there, I I have also heard that only brothels provide this service."

"Then why didn't you remind me?"

"I wanted to remind you, but before I could say anything, a certain pig stopped in front of me and said, 'Why do you keep getting in front of my husband? You pretend I don't exist.' He took out a pig with his backhand. Money bag, 'the money is worth yours', but having said that, madam, you are really generous!"

Gu Tiange acted vividly, with a mischievous smile on his face.

"You, you are looking for a beating!"

Luo Huangjin was shy and anxious, raised her pink lotus-like arm, clenched her fist, and was about to hit Gu Tiange.

Just as Gu Tiange was about to hold his head, he heard a familiar roar coming from a few streets away.

Luo Huangjin's movements stopped in mid-air, he looked at Gu Tiange, and said in unison,

"Xiao Hei?!"