Please let go, I am not your boyfriend

The Sacred Exchange Ceremony

Chen Bo stared at Lu Li’s operation in astonishment.

Not only is the timing of each knife attack perfect, but also every time “Danger” appears on the screen, he can accurately press the corresponding dodge method without even making a single mistake.

“No, Brother Lu, how did you do it?”

“Oh, just practice more Tai Chi.” Lu Li replied casually.

He now feels that the [Tai Chi] skill of the system is simply too damn strong. Not only is the writing speed faster, but even the reaction speed during operation is much faster.

It really deserves to be a god-level skill.

Chen Bo:? ? ?

“Chen Bo, stop looking. Come and cook with me.” Lin Pinru stood at the door and said, “Xingruo, you and Lu Li stay here. Chen Bo and I will cook and call you when it’s ready.”

Even though Chen Bo was extremely reluctant, he still stood up.

He still has this self-awareness. If he continues to keep it, won’t he be used as a light bulb here?

Lin Pinru gently pushed Li Xingruo into the room, then closed the door, pulled Chen Bo to the kitchen and whispered, “Don’t drink any of the soup tonight.”

Chen Bo raised his head, and there seemed to be many question marks above his head.

“No, Lu Li himself is a Chinese medicine practitioner, so he shouldn’t be sick?” Chen Bo replied in a low voice.

Lin Pinru gave Chen Bo a meaningful look, “Then you bought that medicine because you thought I was sick?”

“Fuck?” Chen Bo was stunned for a while and suddenly understood something. He looked at Lin Pinru, “Did you teach Li Xingruo badly?”

“No, on the contrary.” Lin Pinru shook his head, and looked at Chen Bo with deep eyes, “I have learned a lot from Li Xingruo. I will try it next time I have a chance.”

Chen Bo: …

“Don’t be dazed, hurry up and cook.” Lin Pinru touched Chen Bo, “I’m just kidding you, I’m going to scare you.”

Chen Bo heaved a sigh of relief and walked to the stove.

Lu Li was about to doubt his life.

It took him half an hour to finally teach Li Xingruo how to control the little bug in the Hollow Knight to move.

Then, he watched Li Xingruo dance on the spot in front of a hole for a full ten minutes.

Ten minutes!

Just press the forward button while jumping!

“Lu Li…I can’t get in…help me…” Li Xingruo turned his head and looked at Lu Li tearfully.

“It’s okay, it’s like this the first time.” Lu Li comforted, “You’ll be fine once you get used to it. Try a few more times. I believe you can do it.”

So Li Xingruo danced on the spot for another five full minutes.

“I really can’t get in…” Li Xingruo was about to cry, “Help me…”

“…Okay.” Lu Li nodded, and stood still next to Li Xingruo’s sofa, “Take your time, press A first.”

“No, it’s the red button at the bottom, right.” Li Xingruo looked down at the handle, and then pressed it.

The little bug jumped up.

“Yes, very good, then press the right arrow button on the handle with your left hand, or you can push the left joystick to the right.” Lu Li taught patiently.

“Is that so?” Li Xingruo lowered his head and glanced at the handle again, then pressed it as Lu Li said.

The little bug walked to the right.

“Yes, very good. Then, while jumping, go to the right.”

“Jump up first.” Li Xingruo glanced at the controller and pressed A.

“Then go to the right.” She looked down at the handle again.

Of course, she failed again.

“Lu Li, can you show me one more time?” Li Xingruo stood up from the chair while speaking, and handed the handle to Lu Li.

“Okay.” Lu Li took the handle, “Look at it…do you understand?”

“Understood!” Li Xingruo nodded.

“Then you…”

Just as Lu Li was about to stand up, he was interrupted by Li Xingruo’s movements.

She got in from under the connecting wire of the handle, and then sat on Lu Li’s legs, with her back tightly against Lu Li’s chest.

She took the handle from Lu Li’s hand. However, her slightly trembling back showed that her mood was not as calm as she showed.

“It still doesn’t work…” Li Xingruo slightly bent his neck to the right, raised his head to look at Lu Li, his voice sounded a bit crying, but also a bit cunning, “I stillTwo keys cannot be pressed at the same time…”

Lu Li sighed inwardly.

He felt that he had an obligation to rescue every internet-addicted girl from the abyss of online games and throw them into the arms of stand-alone machines.

Although the first experience will be painful, once you get used to it, the joy of single-player is by no means what online games can bring.

“I’ll teach you.” His hand reached out to the handle held by Li Xingruo.

Li Xingruo didn’t pull out his hand either.

“Press first…”

Lin Pinru gently closed the door.

Forget it, let’s do it ourselves.

“What’s wrong?” Chen Bo wiped his hands with a towel, “Lu Li hasn’t finished beating yet?”

“He’s playing games with Li Xingruo.” Lin Pinru looked at Chen Bo, “You still have to cook the fried rice.”

Chen Bo’s hand wiping the towel was stunned for a moment, then he nodded indifferently, “That’s fine, you can cut up the sea cucumber and scallops.”

“Chen Bo.” Lin Pinru said while cutting sea cucumbers.

“What’s wrong?” Chen Bo asked while breaking up the rice.

“Tomorrow, I’ll accompany you to change your computer and buy a game console.” Lin Pinru said casually, “Are you willing to teach me how to play then? Say yes first, don’t think I’m good.”

“What’s the matter with you?” Chen Bo looked at Lin Pinru with a strange expression, even a little flattered, “Didn’t you always dislike me playing games?”

“I suddenly felt that it didn’t seem too bad just now.” Lin Pinru recalled the scene she saw just now, “It seems that it’s not that bad.”

“Then, don’t go back on your word.” Chen Bo said while the iron was hot.

“Ang, it’s done.” Lin Pinru nodded, “But don’t be too addicted to games. Besides, it seems… isn’t it exciting to exercise your abdominal muscles while playing games?”

Chen Bo: “…Auntie, can I stop playing this game?”

“Why?” Lin Pinru gave Chen Bo a white look, “I made a deal and I won’t go back on my word.”

Chen Bo: …

…..

Not long after, at the dining table.

“Make a wish.” Lin Pinru put a small crown cut out of paper on Li Xingruo’s head.

“En.” Li Xingruo nodded, folded his hands together, and closed his eyes.

“Okay.” Li Xingruo opened his eyes, “Then, eat?”

“Happy birthday.” Lu Li handed Li Xingruo a bowl of soup, “I made it specially for you, try it.”

“Thank you.” Li Xingruo took the soup with both hands, but did not rush to drink it. She also took out a bowl of soup from the casserole in front of her and handed it to Lu Li, “Lu Li, try it, it’s my specialty.”

“Okay.” Lu Li nodded.

I don’t know if it’s his illusion, but Li Xingruo’s voice seems a little strange.

Chen Bo and Lin Pinru raised their heads at the same time and looked at each other.

At this moment, the two of them completed the sacred exchange ceremony as if they were exchanging rings at the wedding.

Then, they both lowered their heads at the same time and joined the ranks of cooking rice.