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Xiao Tu, male, tasker, has been in the business for many years, points ... have been ups and downs.

System: [Listen, 1114 small world is our last hope. Take down my male god, we can say goodbye to the danger of relegation. I know you do n’t want to attack the aboriginal people, and I do n’t want to follow these crooked ways, but there is no other way, do you understand what I mean? This is your only chance to prove yourself! 】

Xiao Tu: [Who says I don't want to attack? Am I serious every time? !! But I ca n’t do it. What can I do? Probably I have no charm. My premonition was not very good this time. The liar also sent a message to me before saying that he watched the stars at night and pointed it out. My mission was so fierce and auspicious. 】

System: [Do you think you and Ye ... heh, what careful thinking have I not found yet? Your little league really has no future. Why can't you just listen to me for advice? The main brain has infinitely increased the difficulty of your task. 】

Do not want to listen to the system nonsense, Xiao Tu ordered random crossing.

Then Xiao Tu regretted his liver being blue. He moved his furry forepaws and finally understood what it meant to increase difficulty. The main brain is so anxious that he can't kill him: [dressed as a rabbit, how do you go to the base with Lu Nan God? Has the main brain been damaged by a virus recently? Although I have accepted the fate of being a rabbit grandfather, I cannot accept being a real rabbit anyway! 】

Mr. Rabbit is the old name of a man engaged in the service industry. From Xiao Tu ’s self-deprecating claim, it is enough to see his dissatisfaction with being forced to attack others.

The system is also very desperate, but also to encourage his host according to the words given by the main brain: [Shut up, what do you know? Do you know the number of missionaries who attacked Lu God? What tricks have he never seen? But has my male **** tempted? No! zero! If you are not novel, how do you win? How do you stand out in the army? 】

Xiao Tu moved the tail behind his buttocks: [But this is too novel, right? Unless your male **** is a metamorphosis of the day dog, it is impossible for him to like me, give up. 】

Although every previous task, Xiao Tu was trying to find a reason to evade the strategy, but this time he was serious.

System: [How do I know if I haven't tried it? Rabbit ears and rabbit tails are also cute. Hurry up, be cute, I do n’t have enough energy. Can only help you get here, remember my male **** is called Lu ...]

As in the movie, at critical moments, the system is just right and there is no sound. The increased difficulty of the main brain naturally includes not only being dressed as an animal, but also being a gold finger without a system.

However, Xiao Tu didn't think it mattered. Even without the system, he didn't have to endure the other party to urge him to complete the task honestly.

Therefore, Xiao Tu didn't hear the most important sentence, and now it is not the systematic male **** that leads him home, but the younger brother of the male god.

But, because both are surnamed Lu, and because Xiao Tu didn't listen carefully, so ... hehe. If the younger Lu family is smarter, he will find that a rabbit has been trying to seduce him recently. Well, it is impossible for a smart person to guess this step, let alone that the rabbit seduce is not particularly attentive and obviously does not work.

Xiao Tu was won from his classmates by Lu Xianjian, who had previously lost a purebred Samoyed.

Xiao Tu: Isn't this Lu Nan **** a fool? Can't you tell which is expensive? Losing so much money, taking back a rabbit?

Hey, no matter what, one person and one rabbit just started their chicken and dog jumping life.

Having lived with Lu Jianqi for less than a day, it is enough to realize that one thing is difficult, and the strategy is not the next one. Whether to survive is the biggest problem.

This male **** who has no idea why the system thinks he is handsome is really not suitable for pets.

For example, Lu Xianxian is probably deeply poisoned by the nursery rhymes of "little white rabbit, so cute, and loves radish and food". Once it came up, it was blindly fed by cabbage and radish.

But God knows that at this moment Xiao Tu is still a young rabbit less than three months old. Eating these vegetables is just like he can't die early. Will be VC poisoned, really will be poisoned! QAQ young rabbits can only eat the combination of young rabbit food + alfalfa + Timothy grass. Just Baidu, you can know the common sense! !! !!

Xiao Tu sent a cry from the heart, trying to hope that he could use his own window of the mind (eyes) to reach the species without the need of language.

Lu Jianchan and the pet rabbit stared at each other for a long time, and suddenly realized: "Do you think it is not new? Let's go to the farmhouse to eat the freshest!"

Xiao Tu: "..." The dew can't even eat it, idiot!

The first communication of the main pet was a complete failure.

Lu Jianchan himself did not have the consciousness of seeking medical advice on the Internet, he just kept his rabbit very subjectively.

Xiao Tu's ability is immortal, a blasting ability, but it is good for the task. Until this day, in Lu Jianxian's hands, he finally realized the painstaking effort that the system gave him this ability.

Feeded to death again and again, and lived strong again and again ... but enough to write this book.

But this is just the beginning of a nightmare.

At first Lu Xianji also fed Xiao Tu with a dog basin. Later, I didn't know where I heard it from. Rabbits couldn't drink water, otherwise they would rotten their jaws easily. So he decided not to feed Xiao Tu anymore, and guarded against death, which was extremely powerful.

Chart: ...

Rabbits can indeed take in water from fruits, and it is easy to rotten their jaws when drinking water from a basin, but that does not mean that the rabbits do not really need to drink water!

Dare to ask which creatures on this earth can survive without drinking water?

Rabbit has a special ball kettle, thank you! Is it difficult to find one on Amoy X?

Then, after gradually adapting to the food crisis, Xiao Tu lived a life of deep thirst and thirst.

This Lu God is simply coming to defeat him? Knowing he was here to attack him, so deliberately torture him in advance? Brother, think twice, I don't want to attack you, they are forced to helplessly, why bother attacking each other QAQ and let go.

Communicate again and again, fail again and again. This not only proves that "Lu Nan God" does not have pets, but also proves that the so-called owner can understand the meaning of pets, which is purely nonsense. At least Xiao Tu did not see that there was any tacit understanding between him and Lu Jiancang, which was often talked about by chickens and ducks.

He wanted A, and Lu Jiancang shoved him a bunch of B. He wanted to hide away from Lu Jiancang, but Lu Jiancang felt that it was pet depression, and he had to sleep with him alive or dead.

Then, he was suffocated by the quilt again, resurrected, and cycled.

——This pet killer should revoke his right to keep pets for a lifetime!

...

On the weekend, Lu Jianyan returned to his parents' home to eat as usual, talked about work, talked about a little princess in the next building and other idlers, and finally talked about the recovery of the medicine. After all that can be said, everyone quieted down again. What to do, there is no embarrassment, this is the family.

However, when Lu Jianyan lifted his head from his mobile phone, he still felt that the home was too quiet, and there was no difference, just that he felt different from the past.

Father Lu recently has a new hobby of flower cultivation. Hundreds of thousands of orchids and worthless weeds are stacked together. It is silly that they are not clear. Mother Lu has also expanded the social circle and is busy with friends via WeChat videos. Discussions about where to go next week ... but inexplicably, there is still a boundless loneliness that comes to mind.

An unscientific statistic, an empty nest elderly who is apt to develop new hobbies is often the most lonely group.

The Lu family suddenly seemed to be empty and big all of a sudden. Looking at Lu Da, who was no longer unattainable, and Lu mother, who no longer seemed to be omnipotent, Lu Jianyan couldn't say what he felt at that moment.

It's sour and astringent, just like when you go home during the first year of university vacation and see that there are only parents at home.

I once lived here with three children, and the fighting power of noisy was about one hundred ducks. Either my sister stole the caramel pudding that my brother hid, or two brothers teamed up and broke the lace on her little skirt. Often the youngest son crying to sue, and the older sister and the older brother always play together without taking him.

Father Lu and Mom Lu have to cope with endless group work, and at the same time patiently coax the children, 24 hours a day, work and family fill their lives.

Noisy but sweet.

As a result, I do n’t know when it will start, with fewer and fewer children at home, lighter and lighter work, parents no longer so busy, but suddenly they do n’t know what to do.

Lu Jianyan thought that as the eldest son in the family, he had a great responsibility, so he decided to call his sister in private: "Hurry up with the prince period, the daddy period, the prince period, and just have a child and give birth to your parents! "

Sister Lu recently was busy with a new project in Europe, Jet lag Party, just fell asleep when she picked up Lu Jianyan's phone call, but her brain was muddy, but the response to shirk responsibility was still very fast: "Why don't you give one to your parents Raising? If the holographic online games come on the market again recently, your brother-in-law is so busy, how can you have time with children? Please be considerate?

Simply put, in the perception of Sister Lu, she did not have the option of bringing her own children. Regardless of whether the prince period was the filigree flower that she had to rely on to raise her name or the person in power of the Wang family today, Sister Lu's attitude has not changed.

She was out of line, inside the lead. Of course, she is not so feminine, and she will not completely oppose her lover's professionalism or even considerate.

Lu Jianyan: "..." Is the subject's male and female upside down a bit?

Creating a child to make parents happy is not possible in the short term, or it can only be done by themselves. Lu Jianyan first stated: "I am sick."

It wasn't that he couldn't bear it, but that he had something to do with patience, and it still made his parents sad.

"I'm also very busy." Sister Lu was really busy. She didn't just make excuses. You can imagine the status of Father Lu and Mother Lu that year. "And, I haven't lived in Mid-level Villa much earlier. Over there, I always use the office as my home. Like my parents when I was young, did my grandfathers and grandparents say nothing? "

Their mother is also the only daughter of the Lu family. However, it is probably because of this experience that made Lu's mother have a firm heart to have more children, and let the children perform their duties to prevent loneliness.

The eldest daughter and the eldest son both inherit the family business, so what about the young and old?

Yeah, what about Lu cheap? Is he going to heaven? Today, after the summer vacation, why don't you hurry home and entertain your friends, cough, no, it's Cheng Huan's knee. What's going on outside all day? !!

The eldest sister and eldest brother are pointing the same finger at the youngest brother. In this respect, they always have a special understanding and cooperation. As Brother Lu complained when he was young, his brother and sister always bullied him together.

Calling Lu Jianqi also couldn't get through, which was obviously hiding at home.

Looking at the final transcript sent earlier than others, Lu Jianyan said that the case was solved. The successful college entrance examination was like exhausting the power of Brother Lu's life. Perhaps before the summer vacation, all the things he had learned were returned to the teacher. For a man who is already a wasteful man, Lu Jiai is an abolitionist. The goal of his homework is to “pass a pass” as his goal. His grades are very stable.

After Lu Jianyan went home and talked about Yao Wu's illness, Yao Yifei volunteered to help her Majesty solve her worries.

"Are you really okay by yourself?" Lu Jianyan is more worried about the good health of Jijiyou than his brother was cleaned up. "Don't look at the cheap, he has learned Sanda."

"There are Gundam and Fifth Yi, there must be no problem."

Lu Jianyan: Why do I inexplicably feel that Fifth Yi is actually a place with walking aids?

It was as if Wu Jianyan could see through Lu Jianyan at a glance: "He should feel contented, and I didn't mention it at leisure."

Lu Jianyan: "..." Lou Xiaofei was my childhood friend, thank you!

In any case, it is always good for someone to help educate his brother. Lu Jianyan is relatively relieved that the medicine is safe. If it is said that the best person to deal with the disease is the second one, it must be another snake disease.

Lu Jianyan just recently transferred back to the head office. Although he didn't want to work, he still wanted to work hard to be perfect. In his busy schedule, he really has no time to fight with his brother.

The medicine has a high execution power. As soon as Lu Jianyan went to the company on Monday, he took people straight to the school room near Lu Bianchi, which is located near B University.

There must be no new houses in this one, but the prices are extremely high. The Lu family also bought two sets of houses through the relationship and gave them to Lu Jian Cambodia. The community environment is very good. All the scholars and professors who live in the school live in magnificent flowers.

Probably because there are college teachers living there, there are a lot of students visiting the teachers, and the access control of the community is not strict. As long as you tell the security where to go and what the family name is, they can be released.

By the way, the drug has no problem but also did its duty and asked the security guard about the recent situation of Lu Jianchan.

The security guard has no impression of this new occupant who has only moved in the past year. The only thing he knows is that he often brings a group of people around him to play with, but he has not been complained upstairs or downstairs. There is also the courier in the courier cabinet can not be put down, I hope they can pass on to Lu Jiancang to know, if you have time, come and get the courier.

The medicine nodded and nodded, and took the elevator upstairs with the two friends. There was only one problem in his heart. What kind of life did Lu Jiancang have been living in drunken dreams before he even forgot to take the delivery?

As a result, he knocked on the door for a long time, and no one responded.

In the end, helpless, the medicine was harmless, so he took out the spare key Lu Jianyan gave him, and opened the security door of Lu Jian's house. Yes, the medicine is the key to the family of Lu Xijian, but whether it is due to politeness or respect for Lu Xijian, Yao Wuxin is more inclined to ask Lu Xianjian to open the door for them.

It really isn't working, so I have to make the best decision to open the door directly.

Before opening the inner door of the porch, Fifth Yihelou also said that the medicine was safe and sound, and he should be mentally prepared. At this age, Lu Qianxian was crazy when he was crazy, and he was in such an environment where the parents were not in charge of him. It can be said that he completely released the sheep, and what would happen to his family was no exception.

Once the Party Animal House was idle and thought it had a special say.

"One place ** is already the best result." Just now they also heard the security guard's evaluation of Lu Jiancang, and often brought a group of young people over to play. How can children of this age play?

Only worse, nothing worse.

The medicine didn't take it for granted: "Do you think I'm controlled by Lu Jianyan's brother?" He can accept everything, but it's just a lighter or heavier difference.

Fifth Yi sneered: "I thought you were already a brother-in-law." Without Lu Jianyan, it's clear that Fifth Yi and Yaowu have made more jokes.

"Not yet, but I will work hard." The medicine was free and it was released.

What's the only thing besides idleness? what? Wu Jianyan like Lu Jianyan? When did this happen?

"It's just a boring verbal joke." Fifth Yi reluctantly explained to Lou Erha, at least for now, this is still a joke. It's hard to say in the future that the medicine is innocuous.

After this episode, the three finally saw the true face of Lu Jianyan's family.

Fortunately, there are no messy parties and no mountain of garbage. To be precise, this house is not as clean as a college boy's residence, but like no one has lived.

Just before a few people speculated about other terrible aspects, a humming sound came from behind the curtains.

Then the three witnessed a gray silly rabbit sitting on a circular sweeping robot with their limbs gathered together, pointing at Jiangshan's exciting text as if he was visiting his territory, turning out from behind the curtain. Come back and forth, not to mention more momentum.

The three were taken aback by this stupid rabbit, and the rabbit was scared by them. Without exaggeration, it jumped off the sweeping robot on the spot. Then ... it was very unproductive.

"What the **** is this?" Fifth Yi frowned.

"Probably Lu's cheap pet." Yaowuwen remembers hearing Lu Jianyan mention it, and Lu Jianchan is said to have a pet.

Before waiting for the floor to squat next to the gray rabbit to look carefully, the rabbit was stunned at a speed that normal pets should not have. With a bang, it seems the silly rabbit will still close.

"Isn't it that rabbits have a lower IQ than cats and dogs? I think this is a very clever one."

"Be scared of urine first, and then abandon the owner to run away alone. Where is the cleverness?" Yao Wu Bu has no good sense for all the creatures under the IQ.

"Don't say that." Lou Yixian likes small animals very much, and is still thinking about whether to give his baby daughter an entire one.

"So, what about people?" They made such a big movement, but still did not see Lu Jianchan.

Yaowuwan stood in the living room and called Lu Jianchan. Before he came, he called one, and when no one answered, he left a text message informing Lu Jianchan that they would come to him. In fact, last night, Lu Jianyan also personally made a call to Lu Jian Cambodia, but no one answered it, and he could only say something safe on WeChat.

"What's wrong with being cheap?" Lou Yixian finally became nervous.

The familiar ringtone came from the master bedroom. The three looked at each other and formed a tandem line. They protected the medicines that could only rely on mechanical prosthetics to walk and walked towards the master bedroom together.

Lou took the lead and made the most of what he learned in the doomsday test.

Shocked the door, opened it, and found no one on the bed. The phone's voice came from the holographic cabin next to the bed. The edge of the white cocoon-shaped holographic capsule flashes a light blue to indicate the light in use.

Medicine without a problem & leisurely & fifth: "..."

Lu Jianchan was closing his eyes and lying in the holographic cabin. At first glance, he was like a millennial vampire lying in a coffin, and he didn't know how many days he hadn't been up. Addiction to Internet addiction is really a less common reason for my sister-in-law.

When he finally wakes up, Lu sits still in the holographic cabin. At first glance, playing games is silly.

"Brother?"

This interrogation sounded like a strange horn, a gray shadow that didn't know where it came from, and bit it on the ankle of Fifth Yi.

I don't know if it was deliberate or not. The rabbit just chose the weakest of the three of them.

"Ah, kiss, don't bite!"

"Kiss?" The medicine was harmless & the floor was idle.

Fifth Yi is still struggling with the gray silly rabbit. Just escaping is not to protect the Lord, but to hide intently, just waiting to fight hard at the critical moment.

A particularly painful realization: Rabbits really hurt when they bite.