Pleasure-seeking Beast: Snake King, I want to eat you!
Turn into a little eunuch
Tao Fei spent the whole night in panic, and her head was about to explode with all kinds of suspicions. She was originally a simple little girl, but she was led astray by that bastard tyrant Xiahou Mo.
Love, love, if that bastard tyrant hadn't deliberately used that handsome face to seduce her, so handsome that even a nun would be moved by the sight of her, she might still be an innocent little girl now. Why would she have such a leisurely mind?
"Ah, Xia Houmo, how dare you try to get close to Concubine Rou behind my back!" Tao Fei waved her little pink fist unwillingly, hitting the water to stir up waves. "Ah, no. Concubine Rou has always been
I am thick-skinned, and I will not let go of any opportunity this time. No, no!" His head popped out of the water, and his mind was filled with the image of the tyrant and the soft concubine embracing each other affectionately.
Stop it! If she continues to do it, she is afraid that she will be angry to death.
These days, it’s important to be on guard against fire, theft, and mistresses! She, Tao Fei, has no reason to let Concubine Rou’s light bulb be so arrogant. I have the final say on my territory, and of course my man, too! Thinking of this, Tao Fei’s body suddenly surged.
With a rush of blood and brain, I immediately put on my clothes and ran out of the bathroom with all my might. I anxiously called out to the redwoods and green willows.
She had already thought of a perfect way to sneak into the palace banquet. Firstly, she really wanted to go to that lively scene to experience it. Secondly, she wanted to see the legendary
Prince An Guo, oh yes. That is Concubine Rou and her brother, how handsome is he?
Don't call her a pervert! Don't call her a nymphomaniac. She is just interested in handsome guys and helps to identify their handsomeness. As for other emotions, such as romantic encounters and extramarital affairs, she is really into it.
Haven't considered it.
Alas, I was too single-minded and devoted all my attention to Xia Houmo. But what about that bastard tyrant? He abandoned himself and ran to a lively place to eat, drink and have fun alone. During the long night, she was left to guard an empty room alone.
Do you want to seduce a few handsome guys yourself? A handsome guy like Prince An Guo should be able to arouse Xiahou Mo's jealousy and jealousy.
"Hahahaha, let you know that my admirers are also lined up from the city gate to the end of the city. If you dare to do this to me next time, I will dump you, hum!" Tao Fei was alone and looked at the flowers and plants on the ground.
Talking to himself. One moment he covered his mouth and snickered, the next moment he pointed his finger at the sky and cursed angrily.
Sequoia and Luliu shook their heads helplessly, the emperor did something wrong today.
The empress originally thought that she would be able to attend the palace banquet with the emperor, but unexpectedly, she waited for nothing, but instead the emperor was accompanied by Concubine Rou. It is understandable that she suffered such a shock.
"Your Majesty, today's palace banquet is quite special, so please don't get angry with the Emperor." Lu Liu put his head next to his Majesty and found that she was squatting on the ground looking at a bunch of flowers and plants in a daze. She felt sour in her heart and could only
A soft voice comforted me from the side.
"I said Luliu, why are you so angry? Come on, I have thought of a wonderful way to sneak into the palace banquet. As long as you two follow my instructions, I can guarantee that no one will do it at the palace banquet.
Recognize us." Tang Fei shook his chin triumphantly, and with a slight hook of his index finger, the two little heads of Sequoia and Liulu immediately came up.
"Mother, what can you do? We have just a few familiar faces. Let alone sneaking into the wedding banquet, the guards will probably have to stop me before I even get in." Lu Liu blinked her big, clear eyes.
, I can’t think of what kind of trick the Queen’s so-called method is, but the Queen’s ideas are always very clever.
"What if I can let you all sneak in? I'm talking about Sequoia and Green Willow, don't you want to go in and see what's so special about this mysterious palace banquet? Ah, and Prince An Guo, the handsome guy, you guys
You really want to see him too, right?" When she mentioned the handsome guy, her pink and tender face immediately flashed with dazzling light. She didn't want to see the handsome guy in vain, and she also wanted to use the handsome guy from Anguo to stimulate her.
What about the tyrant?
He has his concubine, how about she also has a confidant?
More than one? As many concubines as he has, she will have as many handsome men as her confidants.
"Go, of course I want to go. The palace banquet is so lively and made so mysterious, everyone wants to go there and see it for themselves. I tell you, your Majesty, don't be so pretentious and tell us what the method is."
I looked up at the sky and saw that it was almost late at night. The palace banquet might have been going on for more than an hour and was about to end. Thinking about it, I really couldn't waste time here.
"As long as we become eunuchs, all problems will be solved. It's not easy for men to pretend to be women, but it's much easier for us women to pretend to be sissies. Sequoia, go and prepare three sets of clothes for little eunuchs. Go quickly.
Come back." Tang Fei ordered Sequoia naturally, completely unaware of anything wrong with this idea.
Sequoia's body had not moved yet, but he lowered his head helplessly, and he and Luliu sighed heavily at the same time.
They have already seen the special features of their mother-in-law, her behavior and ideas are unique and bold. But even if she is bold, she does not need to be so crazy. What kind of method is this? In their opinion, it is more like her mother-in-law being bored and talking to them.
Just a joke.
What if they really turned the empress into a eunuch? Well, I can’t imagine it, I can’t imagine it!
Then the emperor might just turn the two sisters into out-and-out eunuchs!
"I said why are you all here sighing? This is the only way. It's not like you really become a eunuch. This is called pretending. Do you understand pretending?" Tang Fei looked at him sadly with an expression of hatred for steel.
Sequoia and Green Willow. These two girls have been with him for a while. Why don't they understand her true thoughts?
"My dear, there's no need to become a eunuch." Luliu protested in a low voice. Hey, eunuchs, what do eunuchs do?
"What's wrong, eunuch? I have to criticize you. Eunuchs also live in the palace and can't help themselves. You are looking down on and contemptuous of eunuchs!" Tang Fei put on a smile on her face and looked serious.
Provide modern people's ideological education on redwoods and green willows.
Yes, as a modern person with avant-garde thinking, the first basic rule is to uphold the traditional concept of equality for everyone. In short, in one sentence, the feudal system kills people!
"Your Majesty, I was wrong, why don't I go and prepare three sets of eunuch clothes right now? Just wait, I'll be back as soon as I go." Queen Sequoia covered her ears in fear. My Majesty, everything is fine, just nagging these things.
There is no end to the things happening. There is a strong tendency to talk about the last three days and three nights without sleep.
China has spanned five thousand years. If we really want to recount those glorious history, three days and three nights will be enough.
"Ahem" she coughed twice in embarrassment, digressing from the topic. Now her first task is to go to the palace banquet to closely supervise Concubine Rou and the tyrant. If...if the tyrant is really kissing Concubine Rou
Me, me, then she, then she will go out and find a handsome guy!
Yes, cheating! If he is unkind, she is unjust. There are thousands of handsome men in the world, so why should she just focus on this one?
"Your Majesty, I have found some clothes. There are three sets. I borrowed them from three young eunuchs who have just entered the palace. They are relatively reliable people and will never tell others about this matter." Sequoia worked very quickly.
In the blink of an eye, three sets of clean and simple eunuch uniforms had fallen into their respective hands.
Although they were the eunuchs' errand clothes, they were clean and tidy. When I put them to my nose and smelled them, there was still a faint fragrance of ink. It must be that these young eunuchs specially lent them their cleanest clothes.
"These clothes...Mother, do we really want to wear them?" Luliu bit her lips, still feeling resistant to this set of clothes.
"Hey, my little ancestor, it's just a set of clothes, and it won't cost you a piece of flesh. If you don't want to go, don't wear it." Tang Fei gave her a disdainful look, but she was happy.
Hehe put on the eunuch uniform. Don't tell me, this dress really has a different charm on her.
Some clothes that were too baggy tightly wrapped her thin body inside. The whole person looked a little funny, but her eyes as bright as black pearls looked even more naughty and cute against the backdrop of the long gown.
This little eunuch has too much makeup. In modern terms, what kind of eunuch is she? She is just a cute little loli shota who will not pay for her life!
"Hahahahaha" Tang Fei rolled up her somewhat loose sleeves, put her hands on her hips and looked up to the sky and laughed three times. Xiahou Mo thought that she was trapped alone in a three-quarter acre of land, so she had no way to go to the scene to experience the excitement in person.
Is the atmosphere up?
Unless the tyrant wanted to have sex with Concubine Rou behind his back, there was something shameful about why he was restricted from entering!
She became very angry when she thought of this. He refused to let him go, so she insisted on going in and taking a closer look.
After hiding all their long hair in the hat, making sure they were dressed appropriately and nothing serious happened, the three of them followed the eunuchs' footsteps and quietly walked out from behind the rockery, holding orchids with their little fingers.
The palace banquet was still going on, and all the eunuchs in the palace were dropped at the palace banquet to help. Naturally, Tang Fei, who was wearing eunuch costumes, and Sequoia Luliu easily blended into the whole group of troops. Follow them.
The team in front slowly walked into the entire palace banquet scene.
"Wow, why should I be so exaggerated? Isn't it just to welcome the prince of Anguo? Such a big pomp is really a waste. Shameful, shameful!" The whole palace banquet scene was filled with golden light, the sound of silk and bamboo, the voices of the concubines and the dancers.
Laughter and laughter make it a lively atmosphere.
Here, even if the sky is not full of moonlight and starlight, it is still as bright as day. In the light, Tang Fei saw the man sitting on the main seat at a glance.
With a kind smile, she tenderly took Concubine Rou's jade arm, and the two stared at each other affectionately, almost making Tang Fei vomit out all the dinner she had tonight.
Really, even if you want to be ambiguous and show affection, you don't have to be so obvious. It's so greasy that just looking at it from a distance makes you feel goosebumps all over your body. If you really kiss like this, you won't know what kind of numbness you will get.
Woolen cloth.
"Those little eunuchs over there, I asked you not to come here to watch the fun. Go and work for me quickly. Go, go, go, send these foods to Prince An Guo's table, and bring them to me. If something goes wrong,
, I want your heads."
Orchid raised her finger slightly, and the chief eunuch scolded these young eunuchs who had just entered the palace not long ago. Alas, life in the palace was like this. Although Tang Fei was not a real eunuch, she had a general understanding of their way of speaking and doing things.
exaggerated movements.
If you want to play the role of a eunuch vividly, you have to learn to be a mother. Ah, Tang Fei suddenly sighed in her heart, it turns out that the feelings of the pseudo-women in modern society are derived from the eunuchs in ancient times.
"My dear, it's Prince An. Can you see him clearly? What should I do? I'm so excited." Lu Liu nervously pulled the corner of Tang Fei's clothes. The two girls were also dressed as eunuchs. Wearing this outfit before the emperor
It was dangling under my nose, and I could observe the legendary Prince An at close range. This was so exciting.
"Well, I can't see clearly. Let's go and take a closer look." Tang Fei followed Luliu's line of sight and saw a seemingly elegant and decent man sitting opposite Xiahou Mo. There was some light there.
It was dim, and Tang Fei couldn't see his face clearly, and could only vaguely see his outline.
Tang Fei only felt that Prince An Guo's face, under the light, was like a watercolor painting that had been soaked in water, slowly growing and spreading, becoming a vague outline.
She took a food plate with dozens of exquisite dishes neatly placed on it. Tang Fei struggled to lift the food plate, her steps were a bit wobbly, she gritted her teeth and walked cautiously in the direction of Prince An.
Could it be that she has been cultivating in the palace for too long recently and has become useless? Although in modern times, she is also a little princess doted on by her parents, but she can still do the housework within her ability. But now, she just lifts a food plate
, she couldn’t even hold it steady.
No matter what, I must reach the finish line smoothly. If something goes wrong at this time, the tyrant will definitely find that he is a fake eunuch. Amen, may the great Lord bless me to reach Prince Anguo smoothly.
"Your Majesty, Concubine Rou is really happy today. Your Majesty, after the palace banquet, how about going to my concubine's place to rest?" Concubine Rou said coquettishly, and when Tang Fei passed by them, she was almost struck by this disgusting tone.
Lei fell to the ground.
Can’t we talk properly? I’m still young and still imitating other girls’ pretense, that’s right!
Tang Fei silently despised Concubine Rou n times in her heart, and glanced at Xia Houmo sharply. Bastard, even if he was acting on occasion, he couldn't do it so realistically. Looking at the deep affection in his eyes, and when he looked at Concubine Rou,
The smile on the corner of the mouth. The eyes are astringent and the nose is a little sore.
"Be careful!" He was only focused on paying attention to the situation of Xiahou Mo and Concubine Rou, and completely forgot about his identity at this time. The food plate in his hand was lowered and lowered, and he was about to have a close contact with the earth.
Just when Tang Fei resigned herself to her fate and closed her eyes tightly, waiting for the punishment from the head eunuch, a miracle happened!
I only felt a heat on my waist, and my hands were tightly held by a pair of warm palms. The next second, my body fell into a strong embrace. This embrace was different from Xiahou Mo's warmth. It was a little strange and a little cold.
"Are you okay?" The warm voice made a crisp sound, flowing into Tang Fei's heart like the tinkling sound of spring water. There was a kind of magic in this man's voice, and there was some indescribable sadness in the light warmth.
He opened his eyes and looked at the man in front of him in surprise.
His complexion is fair, his facial features are delicate with a touch of handsomeness, and he is handsome with a touch of gentleness! The temperament exuding from him is so complex, like a mixture of various temperaments, but among the gentleness and handsomeness, he has his own unique
Ethereal and handsome!
Under the long and slightly curled eyelashes, there are a pair of eyes as clear as morning dew, a straight bridge of nose, and lips as pink as rose petals. Tang Fei couldn't help but feel a little lost.
If she guessed correctly, this person is the legendary handsome guy, the prince of Anguo who came all the way from Anguo, right?
"Your Highness, please calm down. I will deal with this person seriously. Why don't you kneel down before His Highness An Guo?" The head eunuch's eyes widened, and his high-pitched voice directly penetrated Tang Fei's eardrums, and his body trembled suddenly.
I felt much more awake immediately.
It turns out that this handsome guy is really Concubine Rou’s brother, the prince from Anguo. Luliu is right, he is indeed a handsome guy, and a top-notch handsome guy!
Unexpectedly, the appearance of Prince An is not inferior to Xiahou Mo and Xia Houchen. How many handsome men are there in ancient times? Could it be that they are all of such a fine breed?
Tang Fei looked at Prince An Guo boldly, without any fear or scruple. In the past, she was spoiled by Xia Houmo, and she was so careless towards everyone, and she didn't know how to restrain herself.
"Ahem," looking at her with clear eyes, Prince An was a little shy and coughed twice uncomfortably.
This little eunuch is pink and cute, and he is really a rare child. But his watery eyes are too charming, and it always feels a bit awkward to match his current status. He can't figure out what is wrong.
"Hehe, I'm sorry. But thank you so much." Tang Feihan smiled and scratched her head, but secretly broke into a cold sweat. Fortunately, Prince An Guo stopped in time to save him. If the Empress Dowager and Rou were killed at this time,
If the concubine and the others were to keep an eye on her, her own life would be in danger.
"What happened over there?" Xiahou Mo put his arm around Concubine Rou's shoulders and looked at the commotion scene with a frown.
"Handsome guy, let me block you with your body." After hearing Xiahou Mo's voice, Tang Fei turned around alertly and got behind Prince An Guo. What kind of international joke are you kidding? If Xiahou Mo caught him on the spot,
If you do it right, wouldn't it be embarrassing and embarrassing?
Not enough evidence has been found about his affair with Concubine Rou, and the revolution has not yet succeeded, so she can't just make such a meaningless glorious sacrifice.
"The one hiding behind His Highness An is the eunuch in our palace?" His eagle eyes were locked on Tang Fei's back, and his beautiful eyebrows were tightening. Why does that eunuch look so familiar?
No? No way! Is it really her?...
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