Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

But Iger thinks this is very good, at least it suits my appetite.

After all, I am not a person who follows the rules. I don’t go home at night, trespasses in the forbidden book area, and plays with Avada in the forbidden forest. Everyone is just each other, and no one has any reason to blame anyone...

There are also broomsticks among the Gryffindor students, but not many, only a few members of the Quidditch team, and the others seem to be stopped.

The division of labor among the lion cubs is quite clear. Fred, George, and a group of members of the Quidditch team in Wood kept harassing the basilisk below with their wands, making the basilisk extremely annoying. A group of little lions on the other side They threw a lot of dung eggs and pepper eggs bang bang, so that the basilisk couldn't find the north.

Then they are happy...

Completely let go of myself...

For the first time, Iger discovered that Gryffindor students had so many contraband items.

It's meaningless to try to pull out fireworks. A group of students got a large bucket of water of life and death from nowhere, and threw it into the mouth of the basilisk for free.

"Look! What did they get! A comatose basilisk for God's sake! The protein is six times that of a normal venomous snake! They did it! Is Professor Snape proud of them?!" Seamus stood with a big grin There was shouting in the stands, and Snape's face was as black as the bottom of a pot in the arena.

"Using potions in the Defense Against the Dark Arts exam should be considered a violation..." Snape turned his head to look at Iger. What Seamo said just now undoubtedly stabbed him in the chest. Iger can probably foresee the misery of Seamus in the second half of the year. lived...

"If it violates the rules, then the students of Slytherin used the flying broomsticks of the flying class just now, and Severus also violated the rules." Professor McGonagall didn't make it difficult for Iger, and walked over with a proud face with his chin raised. Iger immediately nodded his head like a dog, indicating that I am on Professor McGonagall's side.

Iger watched Snape grinning and spreading his hands, the meaning was obvious: Although we are regarded as mentors and apprentices, our political stance must be clear...

Snape's face darkened even more...

"It's not a violation! They've stunned the basilisk!" Seamus shouted excitedly.

Ron didn't know who had unlocked the Throat Curse, and he held the microphone excitedly and yelled, getting carried away with excitement: "Don't forget, there are three Weasley friends in here! Mom, did you see that! Ginny Where are you looking? You should be looking at your brothers not Harry!"

Ron's aunt's big mouth made Ginny flush,

After being yelled out in front of so many people, Ginny was determined to kill Ron...

"He has many brothers, but Harry has only one brother!" Seamus looked at Ron teasingly, as if he really didn't want to explain with him.

Then the two broke up on the spot...

The elder brothers of the Weasley family are all sister-in-laws. Although they know that they are of little value in their sister's heart, Seamus' words are still too much for Ron.

There was laughter and shouting in the arena, and there were cheering crowds everywhere.

"Iger said that if we can stun the basilisk, then we can do whatever we want!" Fred rode on the broom and waved his arms, completely igniting the enthusiasm of the little lions.

Iger looked blank, when did I say that?

"Have you ever eaten hot pot, my friends?" George added to the fire again...

Then the basilisk was dismembered...

The tips of the wands of the lion cubs were inserted into the scales under the basilisk's head, and they were released into the basilisk's body without any money. After watching, they also rushed into the field one after another, joining the ranks of fighting for the basilisk.

At Hogwarts, there's never been a word of kindness to Fantastic Beasts.

For example, in Potions class, they always need to dissect some poisonous snakes, toads, and sometimes even the claws of fat chickens. After all, in Potions, all weird things are needed...

It's not that the symbol of Slytherin is a snake, so they won't eat snake meat. In fact, apart from dragon skins and some magical animals with high magic resistance, snake skin products can be said to be the most popular on the market. up.

And the people who master these businesses are mostly pure-blood Slytherins...

Or maybe Egger is a Gryffindor, but if given the chance to eat lion meat, would he miss tasting it?

Of course not...that's unrealistic...

The stadium was completely out of control. A group of teachers looked at each other, watching a group of students tear the basilisk into pieces.

Among them, the snake skin and snake scales were the most robbed. Everyone has seen the power of the scale armor that almost ignores the curse.

The high magic resistance made a group of students jealous...

Then there are the fangs of the basilisk. Iger saw with his own eyes that the twins jumped off the broom, put on gloves and began to pull out their teeth. As soon as Fred released his strength, the fangs fell directly from the mouth of the basilisk. .

Iger: "..."

Iger really doesn't know what Slytherin will think when he sees this scene...

Can't help but think of the rumors that Slytherin left the secret room to massacre the students, and Iger couldn't help wiping his cold sweat.

Is it the other way around?

Someone once said that as long as there is a profit of 300%, businessmen dare to ignore and trample on all morals and laws...

In the face of interests, Iger feels that everyone is a businessman.

And this group of students of mine are facing no profit, they trampled on the life and dignity of the basilisk...

terrible…

It's really scary...

Iger suddenly remembered a joke. In his previous life, the crayfish that were ravaged by species invasion all over the world can only be farmed if they are eaten in China...

And the monkey carp that was caught by fishing went to the inland river of the United States to rush to the tourists' boats...

It's not that the Chinese are terrible, but that the Chinese can eat...

But now, this group of people whose ancestors have colonized many countries see the value of the basilisk leather armor...

At the same time, Iger brought hot pot to the wizarding world...

What Iger can probably predict is that it is estimated that the time before the basilisk leather gloves will be on the market is not far away...

It took a long time for the four deans to react, and severely reprimanded the students of their respective colleges to return to the bench.

In Dumbledore's stand, Ron and Seamus next to the microphone were still fighting, while the audience in the arena kept cheering. The audience liked such a lively and exciting scene. Not much, killing the basilisk is a feat, and the narrator will be more lively when fighting, and it is basically unlikely that there will be voices of opposition.

Most people in the wizarding world are not quite right, the rest just look normal...

It's like no one will protect the rights of elves except Hermione. This kind of thing seems normal in the wizarding world. Some people say that the baby snake is so cute and you don't want to kill it. That's not normal.

Just like Hermione at this time...

A group of students beside Hallidian McLaggen flushed with excitement, roared excitedly, and kept waving their fists towards the field, while Lavender Brown was loudly fighting with Seamo in the stands Come on Ron, even Aisha was screaming at Iger in the arena.

Hermione looked at the excited shouting people around her with a speechless face, she didn't know what expression to make, the little girl still felt bloody and barbaric about killing basilisks...

Therefore, it is not without reason that Harry fans' attitude towards Hermione is in a state of bipolarity. Compared with the people around the entire wizarding world, Hermione still seems a little out of place.

Of course, Hermione's personality will be assimilated by the wizarding world sooner or later. From the current point of view, Hermione's enthusiasm for Quidditch has risen to more than one level.

I don't know if Lu Xun said that the law of true fragrance applies everywhere!

Since this exam was on the last day of the final exam, Hogwarts was completely immersed in the banquet carnival of students and parents for the whole afternoon.

Of course, if Iger disagrees, no one would dare to make a mistake. The main reason is that the twins persuaded Iger to hold a banquet on campus. Due to the large number of people, Iger also temporarily borrowed a few house elves from the Malfoy family. .

The four deans were noncommittal, neither agreed nor objected. After all, the course was over, and the castle belonged to Iger, so I could play however I wanted, and no one could control it.

Dumbledore is happy to see things like having a banquet, and the old man is particularly keen on this kind of thing where he can eat and drink without losing himself, after all, he is also a Gryffindor.

The house elves are very good at cooking basilisks. After the little elves in West Asia came to the conclusion that the meat of basilisks is very chewy, the basilisks, which had been cramped by the students for a long time, were unloaded by the elves. Big pieces, sliced ​​into hot pot meat...

Due to the influence of Iger's influence, the elves now have a strange theory that "no matter what you cut into pieces, you can put it in the pot".

Iger is also very helpless about this. After all, I was not a cook in my previous life, and I really don’t know how to cook high-end food, but I can still try food with simple seasoning and top taste like hot pot barbecue.

There were not many wizards staying at Hogwarts for the banquet. Since it was decided long after the exams, many wizards from other places had already left except for the parents of the students.

Most of the castle was filled with students and their parents, a small number of Aurors from the Ministry of Magic, and Madame Maxime.

As for Karkaroff, as soon as the exam was over, he apparated and ran away in a hurry, for fear of facing Iger.

At this time, the auditorium was overcrowded, and a basilisk more than 30 meters long appeared in front of everyone. The snow-white snake meat rolled up and down in the soup pot, which looked extraordinarily delicious and attractive. There was a smell of hot pot in the whole auditorium, and the parents were all accompanying their children, except for the twin brothers who were still jumping up and down excitedly, the scene looked very harmonious.

"Hagrid... Hagrid?" Iger tugged at the sleeve of the huge body beside him: "The meat is ready, what are you looking at?"

"Uh...oh...it's nothing..." Hagrid hastily withdrew his gaze from looking in the direction of Dumbledore, the teacher's seat, and scooped up slices of tender snake meat with a big spoon with his big palm.

The snake meat was cooked thoroughly by the soup, and what made Iger feel his index finger move most was that the snake meat had no fat!

Every piece of meat is very strong, and with the Chaotian pepper pot bottom that Duobi brought back from China half a month ago, Iger feels that his whole soul is about to be sublimated.

"Are you looking at Madame Maxime?" Iger looked up at Hagrid, and Aisha and Hermione next to him covered their mouths and giggled.

Women are always the most gossip...

"I didn't, I was just thinking... Aragog's death was so miserable..." Hagrid reluctantly withdrew a reason, apparently trying to use Aragog's death to silence Igger.

"You're looking at Madame Maxime!" Iger looked at Hagrid in surprise, as if he hadn't heard what he said just now.

"Aragok..."

"You are looking at Madame Maxime." Iger's eyes were calm, as if stating a fact.

"Oh, well, I was indeed looking at her." Hagrid rolled his eyes, as if he couldn't hide anything from you: "She's very charming..."

"Emmm...you're right...for you..." Iger smacked his lips, not knowing what to say.

Hagrid pinched the huge silver chopsticks in his hand somewhat tangled, and the chopsticks were slightly deformed: "I mean Iger..."

"Chase her." Iger interrupted Hagrid expressionlessly.

Iger knew Hagrid too well, so he cut off the conversation halfway and stopped Hagrid from continuing.

With a puff, the two girls beside him suddenly laughed, leaning back and looking at Hagrid who was expecting love beside Iger.

"But we don't know each other yet!" Hagrid muttered in a rough voice, his dark face flushed a little.

"Do you love her?" Iger looked at Hagrid.

"Of course, the first time I saw her, I... oh..." Hagrid looked affectionate and didn't know why Iger looked a little disgusted, although he knew it was very bad and felt sorry for his good friend, but Hagrid Grid looks like a troll in heat...

"I have a love potion here..." Iger reached out and took out a small bottle, the pink liquid in the bottle was slightly rippling.

"Oh! That's not allowed, Iger, it's illegal." Hagrid hurriedly reached out and pressed Iger's love potion back.

"Don't even dare to go to jail for her, how dare you say you love her?" Iger looked at Hagrid with contempt.

Hagrid looked at Iger blankly, is that the calculation?

The two girls beside him were already laughing like crazy. It is always very interesting to watch Iger tease Hagrid. The cute contrast between the two makes their conversation extra funny.

"You should take the initiative to approach her, Hagrid..." Elsa looked at Hagrid with a smile: "As long as you approach her sincerely, no woman will refuse."

right! Just like Snape, although they will not refuse your love, they will also not show it to you. All your actions boil down to two words: spare tire...

Iger complained silently in his heart, chewing the tender and tender snake meat with big mouthfuls.

really fragrant...

"I think you can go boldly. After all, I feel that you should have no competitors..." Iger said realistically: "But you must avoid one problem: her bloodline."

"Why? She looked just like me!" Hagrid frowned disapprovingly.

"But her thoughts may not be the same as yours." Iger raised his eyelids and glanced at Hagrid: "Women are... emmm... pay attention to their own image, especially since she is currently the number one female wizard in the French magic world. People can tacitly tell her bloodline, but they can't say it out."

After all, Iger still failed to say that women are vain... he just used a more euphemistic way of saying it.

This is not to say that he has any prejudice against women, but an objective evaluation, as if admitting that he is a scumbag. (The desire to survive explodes, don't spray...)

"Why?" Hagrid didn't seem to understand.

"There is no reason. Many things are like this. Everyone knows, but no one will say it. This is the rule of the game. If you can't adapt, you can only be eliminated." Iger raised his eyelids and continued to stuff his mouth. .