Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

"Sir, where are you going?"

Inside the underground Ministry of Magic in New Delhi, an Indian man wearing a turban is holding a registration form and speaking Indian English curiously asking Iger.

Iger's reputation is basically not obvious in Asia. For this group of Indian wizards, the things on the other side of the earth are not as interesting as the radio jokes that day. This situation is not only in India, but in any country, so that there is no one here Meet Iger.

The man was very curious. After all, in the magic world of any country, underage wizards are not allowed to cast spells, and it is even rarer to run around the world with a Zen stick.

"A, hurry up, thank you." Iger was not interested in talking to him.

"China is not easy to enter..." The chubby Indian wizard sighed: "The Chinese Witchcraft Federation stipulates that you must have a Muggle identity passport, a certificate of no criminal record, and... minors must be accompanied by a guardian, so you The conditions...may not be very suitable."

"So troublesome?" Iger was a little dumbfounded: "Is the Witchcraft Federation very close to the Muggle government? Do I need a Muggle passport?"

"It's not very close. As long as foreign wizards are not invading, they won't care about it even if there is a Muggle World War. However, Chinese wizards are hard to mess with. I advise you to go through regular channels."

With a bang, a heavy piece of gold landed on the man's desk.

"I want to smuggle, thank you..." Iger looked at the man expressionlessly.

"In this case...well..." the Indian man shrugged: "But once you enter China, we will not be responsible if you are arrested."

"Okay." Iger agreed.

The man looked at the people coming and going in the department, motioned for Iger to follow him, then turned and walked into a small cubicle, then picked up a toothbrush and handed it to Iger.

"Grab it well, and you will reach Tibet, China. If you go further, you will need to consult with a local wizard." The man spread his hands helplessly.

"Thank you." Grabbing the toothbrush, Iger disappeared with a whoosh.

A few minutes later, Tibet, China, Lhasa.

Iger looked at the surrounding buildings full of 90s atmosphere and couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly. It's been a long time since I saw such a friendly building.

Glancing at the Potala Palace in the distance,

With just one glance, Iger felt more than a dozen magical waves covering the Potala Palace layer by layer.

Iger nodded slightly. It seems that there are some witchcraft inheritances in the Potala Palace.

However, since he was a smuggled immigrant, Iger did not visit the door arrogantly, but just glanced at it lightly and turned to leave.

Taking out the broomstick from his arms, Iger rode on the broom and flew towards Kunlun Mountain.

Feeling the cold wind blowing from the plateau, Iger silently put on a warm shield for himself, and then saw a white light in the distance 'swish' appearing in front of Iger and stopped Iger.

It was a suspended sharp sword. The cold light on the sword gleamed with a silver-white luster blocking the midair in front of Iger, and then a man flew from afar. The man sat on a flying carpet and frowned. Look at Iger.

"Which country are you a wizard from? Do you have a flight permit?" The man looked to be in his twenties, and his long gown looked bookish.

"I'm from the UK, do I still need a flight permit here?" Iger looked at the man curiously.

"Of course, what should I do if I am seen by a moron?" The man looked a little serious, and then looked at Iger curiously: "You speak Chinese really well. How many years have you been in China?"

"Just arrived..." Iger smiled awkwardly, you may not believe it, I have stayed in China for nearly twenty years...

"It's impossible, did you practice Chinese abroad?" The man suddenly laughed, and seemed to disbelieve Iger's words: "You don't look old, you are not an adult, right? Did you sneak out to play behind your back?"

I should be kicked out of the family, right? Iger pinched his chin thoughtfully.

"I'm here to do business in China." Iger explained, "I have a letter of recommendation from Albus Dumbledore."

"Dumbledore?" The man was stunned: "Where are you going?"

"The Kunlun Hall on Kunlun Mountain, and the Phoenix in the Kunlun Hall." Iger grinned.

"It's still a set..." The man smiled: "Okay, don't ride the broom, come up on the flying carpet. My name is Zhuge Yun, and my name is Penghong. I am from the Traffic Management Bureau of the Witchcraft Association. You Flying over like this swaggeringly, it’s not good to be seen by the moose, and you may be stopped many times.”

"Thank you then!" Iger appeared on the flying carpet in a flash, and put away the broom casually. It was the first time he sat on the flying carpet, and Iger couldn't hold back his curiosity. He touched and tapped: "My name is Iger Morrissey, sorry, I don't know that flying is prohibited here."

"It's okay." Zhuge Yun stared blankly at Iger's apparition, then smiled helplessly, turned his head and glanced at the staff on Iger's body, Zhuge Yun raised his eyebrows: "Is this your Zen staff?"

"This is the wand..." Iger grinned: "The wand can't stand my magic power, so I asked Nicole Flamel to help me improve it."

"Nicole Flamel? I've heard of him!" Zhuge Yun looked a little surprised: "The only alchemist who has produced the Philosopher's Stone in the past thousand years is amazing. He is still alive?"

"Okay..." Iger nodded.

"Academician Zou has always admired him very much. Academician Zou is the professor of magic instruments at Kunlun Hall. The so-called magic instruments are your western alchemy." Zhuge Yun smiled: "I graduated from Kunlun Hall, you should be Smuggling, right? Fortunately, you met me, so if you are stopped by others, maybe they will send you to the Chongqing Witchcraft Branch..."

"So...there are many academies in the wizarding world in China?" Iger was a little curious.

"Of course there are many, such as Snowman Valley in Tibet, Kunlun Hall in Kunlun Mountains, the Underwater Dragon Palace in Shanghai, and the newly established Jinchan Academy in Yangzhou. Each of the 300 hidden wizard schools in China guards one side. Strictly speaking, there are many witchcraft inheritances in China. Genres, but there is basically no comprehensive reception like your Hogwarts in the UK. After all, our country has a large population. Even wizards have a population of more than 100,000. Most of them are wizards of hemp origin, and some children who feel that the family is boring and go to the school to have fun..."

Zhuge Yun laughed: "For example, I... I was transferred to Kunlun Hall when I was ten years old..."

Iger nodded suddenly: "What does China use to cast spells?"

"I use the Dharma ring, because it is less conspicuous and easy to use. All the Bafang guards in China use the Dharma ring uniformly. You can understand the Bafang guard as the British Auror..." Zhuge Yun explained in a brisk voice: "Other Some traditional families mostly use spells, mahogany swords, writing brushes, sharp swords, floating dust, or Zen sticks. Modern wizards also use Western wands, but they are all in the coastal areas, and the popularity of magic wands in the mainland is still not high."

"It feels like it's very powerful." Iger's face was unclear, but he just felt wow, so awesome...

"We have always been very good." Zhuge Yun nodded with a light smile, his smile was full of confidence.

The flying carpet is galloping all the way to the north. Iger feels very strange. Unlike the broom, there is no wind resistance on the flying carpet, and the flight is very stable. It feels like sitting on a bed, but the speed of the flying carpet is slower than that of the broom. Go up a lot.

"In Asia, especially in places with a large population like China, wizards generally use flying carpets to travel, and the only thing that is allowed to fly within the territory of the Traffic Management Law is flying carpets. Because of the particularity of the flying carpet technology, flying carpets The blanket cannot be seen from below. As for other flying swords and broomsticks, if they need to fly, they must fly at night. According to regulations, they must not be lower than 300 meters above the ground. Flying during the day is prohibited. If there are special circumstances, you need to go Report to the local branch of the Traffic Management Bureau, that's why I stopped you." Zhuge Yun explained cheerfully.

"Is flying carpet popular in Asia?" Iger was a little curious.

"Of course it is very popular. Most of them are imported from India and Arabia. I heard that several European countries do not allow the import of flying carpets?" Zhuge Yun was curious.

"Capitalism..." Iger spread his hands: "Most of the wealth in the Nordic magic world is in the hands of a few people. If the flying carpet company is not willing to share with them, of course they will not let it flow into the market. In fact, in the United States Also like this…"

"That's the reason. At the beginning, the promotion of flying carpets in the Chinese witchcraft world also encountered many difficulties." Zhuge Yun nodded, deeply convinced: "My grandfather was very repulsed by flying carpets until I took him to sit on them." once…"

"What did he say?" Iger grinned.

"It's so comfortable..." Zhuge Yun laughed.

That's right, as Lu Xun once said, the truth theorem applies everywhere...

Iger likes the young man in front of him very much, and he can probably be evaluated as: the feeling of gentleness and humility.

"You are from the Traffic Management Bureau. Is it alright if I am caught illegally?" Iger looked at Zhuge Yun curiously.

"This is a society of personal relationships. You also said that you have Dumbledore's recommendation letter, so I will take you through the process of reissuing a passport at most. There is no difference." Zhuge Yun explained in a calm voice: "What's more The instructors of Kunlun Hall are very experienced, and no one will say anything without opening their eyes."

"That's good..." Iger nodded cheerfully.

"I think you are here for Phoenix?" Zhuge Yun raised his eyebrows.

"Yes." Iger nodded.

"It's hard to do..." Zhuge Yun spread his hands: "The Bainiao Pavilion was built for the sacred birds of Kunlun Mountain when we first established the school. I have never recognized others, even the elders and professors of Kunlun Hall will not give face..."

"It's okay, just try your luck." Iger grinned: "Even if you don't make it as a tourist..."

"Okay, I'll show you around then, by the way, do you have any contact information?" Zhuge Yun turned to look at Iger.

Iger pinched his chin and thought for a long time, then took out a piece of gold from his arms, squeezed it with his hands, and the gold slowly deformed in Iger's hands, and a coin somewhat similar to Gold Gallon appeared in Iger's hands. Both sides of the gold coin are embossed with the Dandantang logo.

"If you want to find me, just point to the coin and call my name. As long as I am within half of China, I can locate your coordinates and apparate there." Iger grinned.

"Half of China?" Zhuge Yun said, "You're fucking kidding me."

"Yes, half of China, I am a silent person, and my magic power alone is many times higher than that of ordinary wizards." Iger nodded.

"The Obscure... How did you survive?" Zhuge Yun opened his mouth in surprise, "I remembered, I heard about you a few years ago, and it was in London, England, right?"

"Yes, there was a silent riot at that time..." Iger grinned in embarrassment.

"It's unbelievable...you are rarer than a giant dragon..." Zhuge Yun looked at Iger in amazement: "Maybe you can really get Phoenix's approval."

"It doesn't sound like a good word, you actually compared me to the dragon..." Iger curled his lips.

"This is the principle of the double-sided mirror... You are rich and powerful, and you actually use gold as a message?" Zhuge Yun chattered, not caring about his faux pas at all.

Iger smiled, of course, I lack everything, but gold...

"How old are you this year?" Zhuge Yun turned his head and looked at Iger: "Are you fifteen?"

"Thirteen years old." Iger nodded, and didn't care that Zhuge Yun thought of himself as old. European and American children seem to develop faster than Asians, and children of the same age group seem to have a lot more mature appearance.

"I'm twenty-three this year. I'm the head of the next generation of Zhuge's family. I'm the eldest in my family. The third child of our family is about the same age as you. Now I'm in Kunlun Hall. Students from our western region generally enter Kunlun Hall. That's really very important." Not bad, but it’s a bit cold..." Zhuge Yun said cheerfully, "You can see Yaochi as soon as you open the window, and if you're lucky, Queen Mother Xi will talk to you about a never-ending love..."

"A love without breaking up?" Iger was a little envious: "Is the Queen Mother of the West very loyal?"

"Of course, they are loyal to love..." Zhuge Yun nodded: "And every wizard who betrayed the Queen Mother of the West will have a miserable end. They will usually be wanted by the entire Queen Mother of the West group, find out, and then kill them. The love of love is also called the love that does not break up..."

Iger's scalp felt a little numb when he heard Zhuge Yun's words. It's better to stay away from Queen Mother of the West.

"Is the Queen Mother beautiful?" Iger was still a little bit unwilling.

heh man...

"When they are in love, they are as beautiful as Veela..." Zhuge Yun laughed: "When they are fighting or have no feelings for you, they have leopard tails and tiger teeth, and their fighting power is very high, and they can easily kill one. Giant bear."

"It's nothing, a wizard can do it..." Iger shook his head, it was just a giant bear, and Iger could add a meal without a wand.

"I'm talking about hand-to-hand combat." The corners of Zhuge Yun's mouth curled up slightly.

Iger: "???"

Melee to kill the giant bear?

Is your Queen Mother of the West born in Russia?

"There are many Queen Mothers of the West in the mountains near Yaochi. There are often wizards who are confident in themselves to try their luck. Occasionally, some Muggle climbers stray into the depths of Kunlun and finally embrace the beauty. Finally, they sign a The secrecy treaty lives in the wizarding world." Zhuge Yun laughed.

"Will they pick someone they like?" Iger asked curiously.

"Of course, the Queen Mother of the West has a talent of dreaming, and the person chosen by them will meet her in her sleep, and then when you wake up from the dream, you can find her at the place where you met her in the dream." Zhuge Yun said cheerfully: "The King Mu of Zhou in Chinese legend dreamed of the Queen Mother of the West in Yao Chi."

"Have you been there?" Iger turned to look at Zhuge Yun.

"Ahem... I'm more reserved, and relatively speaking, I believe in fate." Zhuge Yun coughed twice in embarrassment.

Iger was contemptuous for a while, meaning that he hadn't been in a relationship in his twenties...