Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

"How are you going to help me?" Sirius looked at Iger hesitantly.

Although Iger was able to help him and made him feel very happy, Sirius always felt a little unreliable.

Iger reached out and took out the bag of the robe: "I have a love potion here..."

"NONONO..." Hastily stopped Iger's movements, Sirius sighed: "Is there a softer way? Relatively speaking, it is more romantic."

"In this case, I think you should ask her out for afternoon tea first..." Iger spread his hands: "Then ask her if she has anyone she likes..."

"What if there is?" Sirius couldn't help being a little worried.

"emmm..." Iger muttered blankly: "I have a love potion..."

Sirius:"……"

Maybe I was really blind to ask Iger to help me with this kind of help.

"Hey, don't worry, you're Sirius..." Iger grinned: "What woman can be difficult for you?"

Sirius still seemed a little hesitant, and Iger couldn't help curling his lips when he saw his pretentious slut appearance: "Actually, you have an advantage that many men don't have..."

"What is it?" Sirius' eyes lit up immediately.

"You have money." Iger pointed to Sirius.

"What?" Sirius was a little dumbfounded: "Do you think she will be the kind of girl who worships money?"

"I'm not saying she's a money-worshiping girl, I mean... rich people never lack romance." Iger couldn't help grinning: "You can go to the Muggle playground to ride the carousel and the Ferris wheel or go for a walk on the streets of Paris, France, you can treat her to a big meal and give her nine hundred and ninety-nine roses after the meal, or buy thousands of night fairies and take her to enjoy it at night fluorescent..."

"You can drink fresh milk in the Netherlands in the morning, have a big meal at a French restaurant at noon, go back to England for afternoon tea in the afternoon, and flirt on the coast of Italy in the evening..." Iger raised a 'chestnut': "After all With me here, it only takes a few seconds to cross Europe, and as for the employment fee... everyone is so familiar, it’s cheaper for you, twenty galleons a day.”

"Is this really possible?" Sirius was stunned.

"Believe me, you are so handsome, romantic, and mature. A girl her age can't resist your love offensive..." Iger laughed.

"Well, it seems that this idea is really feasible..." Sirius squeezed his chin and couldn't help laughing.

Iger ignored him, the sour smell of love had already made him faintly sick.

The two left along the corridor, and at a corner of the corridor not far away, a smear of black grease flashed past.

Snape stared sullenly at the direction where Sirius and Iger left, and a perverted smile gradually appeared on his face.

Sirius put his mind on picking up girls, Snape was very happy, at least in this way no one would object to him punishing students with Niangyuquan, especially a certain...

...

Regarding the spring of Sirius, Iger still has a happy attitude.

After all, without Yao Minqi, maybe Sirius would have to live with Crookshanks for the rest of his life.

Iger thinks this kind of thing is still a bit perverted for a grown man with a healthy body and mind, how perverted it is... look at old Filch...

That afternoon, Sirius made an appointment with Yao Minqi to go to the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. Outside the window of the bar, Iger and the others stretched their little heads and looked at the room eagerly.

"Why don't we go in?" Ron asked shivering with cold.

"Because they will be embarrassed... And please recall carefully, we ran out of the school secretly, which violated the school rules." Harry muttered absent-mindedly, looking at the room with a gossiping expression.

"But we have an invisibility cloak." Ron breathed a sigh of relief.

"Believe me, Sirius definitely knows that stuff better than you..." Iger said with a smile: "And don't forget, his Animagus is a dog. People don't just rely on their eyes to distinguish things."

"So why on earth are the three of us showing up here? Isn't it bad to drink tea and play chess at school?" Ron sniffed and complained.

"Stay with Harry..." Iger shrugged.

"If you have this time, why don't you copy the potion homework, but Snape said that whoever fails the homework will be doused in that damn drowning fountain and put on a skirt for an exhibition. God, I don't want to..." Ron His expression looked worried.

"What are you afraid of, Hermione borrowed her homework from me." Harry said without looking back, looking at the two people in the bar expectantly: "I will definitely pass, I can guarantee it!"

...

"Potter...can you explain to me why your homework is exactly the same as Miss Granger's..." Snape stared at Harry sullenly.

Harry was a little dumbfounded, and couldn't help opening his mouth slightly: "I..."

"Unqualified!" Snape said, with that perverted smile on his face again.

Harry thinks it's unfair, right and wrong?

"...Iger's homework is exactly the same as hers, why don't you ask him?"

"Professor Contradictory, you are really getting more and more promising, 10 points from Gryffindor..." Snape said lazily, without looking at other people's homework, he casually threw the stack of parchment in his hand on the table superior.

There are only 80 copies of Niangyianquan, so he is too lazy to let others use it.

For example, Longbottom and Finnigan, you have to wash your eyes after using it...

At the table behind Iger, Youmengyu looked at Harry eagerly, and Harry looked embarrassed at Yuquan in front of him.

He felt that Snape was insulting his character...

and his gender.

But apparently only Harry thought so, and everyone else looked at Harry expectantly. Even Malfoy stopped laughing at Harry, and just looked at him eagerly.

What the hell was going on, Harry felt terrible.

Iger sighed helplessly, he really couldn't stop this kind of thing, and there was nothing he could do for a while.

Snape was almost obsessed now, and he couldn't wait to see Lily's appearance. There was only one person who could solve this situation.

She is her goddaughter, but that child is only over a year old now.

Turning his head to look at Harry, Harry noticed Iger's eyes and felt a surge of excitement.

Iger, do you want to help me?

That was the message in Harry's eyes.

Huh? Where is this? who I am? what am i doing

Iger turned his head again with a blank expression.

Harry: "..."

What about the good brother?

"Hurry up, don't delay other students' class." Snape looked expectant, gloating, and perverted, but he concealed it very well.

Snape's voice fell, and even Hermione, who was always facing Harry, didn't speak for him.

For Hermione who has been extraordinarily busy with homework this year, the fact that Harry turned into Harley can be regarded as a good pastime.

"I'll help you." Ron rolled up his sleeves.

"Get out..." Harry grabbed the drowning spring and fell down from the top of his head expressionlessly, then grabbed the big hood behind the robe and covered it on top of his head.

Unexpectedly, Snape didn't stop it.

In fact, Snape was very happy, because Harry covered up the messy James-like hair, leaving only a face that was exactly like Lily, which made Snape feel even more satisfied.

Being physically and mentally comfortable may be referring to Snape's current state.

Ever since Harry became Harry, Snape's attitude towards the students was unexpectedly gentle throughout the class. Even Neville didn't deduct points from Gryffindor, not only did he not deduct points, Snape also casually mentioned a few words to Neville, which made him perfectly cook a pot of shrinking potion.

"I think...maybe...you should really keep this look in his class. Didn't you see that Snape didn't mock you for the first time today."

After class, Ron looked at Harry who was pouring hot water on his head in amazement.

"I don't want it, I'm not a pervert!" Harry frowned with displeasure.

"It's okay, even if you're a pervert, I won't dislike you." Ginny's voice sounded behind him, and Harry turned his head to see that Ginny was giggling at him beside Hermione.

"Ginny, listen to me..." Harry quickly stood up and looked at Ginny in embarrassment.

"No need to explain, I don't really care, and you're so pretty when you're a girl." Ginny laughed, "I mean it, if you turned into that, Snape wouldn't target you, Maybe it's really a good thing."

"But why would he do that?" Harry said impatiently, "It just made me look like my mother."

After the words fell, Harry froze for a moment, then turned his head to look at Iger stiffly: "Snape...likes my mother?"

Harry suddenly felt that this made sense, why Snape hated him so much, because he looked the same as his father, who had bullied Snape and robbed him of the girl of his dreams.

For a moment, Harry understood Snape a little bit.

Of course, it was only for a moment, and it didn't change the fact that Harry hated him.

"That's why he wanted to save me from Quirrell's curse, even though he hated me so much, so Iger said that I just have to pretend to be pitiful and widen my eyes so he can't stand it, because my eyes look like my mother... "Harry said in a daze: "This makes sense..."

"You've finally realized this, very good, it means you're not hopelessly stupid..." Harry casually threw the Daily Prophet in his hand on the table beside him, crossing his legs lazily: "But I To correct you, it doesn’t matter whether you are your mother’s child or not, he will save you, although he is not a good person, but as a teacher, he is still very conscientious.”

"I have always said that no matter who will harm you, Snape will not, Harry." Iger spread his hands: "Your personality is very similar to Sirius, and both belong to the extreme personality, I think , now that you know about this kind of thing, you may feel better in your heart, don't you feel that Severus' targeting of you is not so unbearable?"

"It's okay, it just feels a little complicated." Harry sighed, "So, why won't he tell anyone about his awkward personality?"

"No, it's just because Voldemort is still alive, he thinks it's your protection." Iger spread his hands: "But I don't really care about that kind of thing, forgive me, it's irresponsible for your life, but I think you A right to know the truth, however embarrassing that truth may be to Severus."

"Hey... It's quite embarrassing, think about it, that old bat looks affectionate." Ron rolled his eyes and laughed, with a funny look on his face.

Harry also grinned, and then looked at Iger: "So, for the sake of my future Potions class results, you mean I should...uh..."

"Almost, I don't think there's anything embarrassing about it." Iger spread his hands: "It's like an Animagus, who would hate their own Animagus."

"Yeah, maybe your Animagus has turned into a girl after a long time." Hermione said with a smile.

Harry's Patronus is a deer, and Iger thinks that if nothing else happens, Harry's Animagus should also be a deer.

But Animagus is uncertain, and other situations cannot be ruled out, so Iger feels that if Harry's Animagus is a woman, it seems... nothing strange?

"But you really don't mind?" Harry turned his head and looked at Ginny eagerly, he always felt a little weird turning into a girl.

"You just need to have the mental state of a normal boy, and don't do anything weird about your transformation..." Ginny giggled.

"What can I do...strange things..." Harry blushed.

It seems... It's exciting to think about it?

Hastily stopped the divergence of his thoughts, Harry waved his hands in disappointment: "To be honest, what you said, Iger, makes me feel a little guilty."

"Don't feel guilty, it's true that Severus hates you." Iger smiled.

At night, in the auditorium, Harry was struggling with a piece of beef pie, feeling Snape's probing gaze from a distance, Harry always felt a little weird.

"Hi, Harry!" On the long Slytherin table, Malfoy looked at Harry and waved.

Malfoy had called him by his Christian name since the two had grown closer.

Harry turned his head to look, and Malfoy had a smirk on his face: "You look so pretty when you become a girl."

Harry: "[○??｀Д????○] WTF!"

You're messing around, kid.

Harry looked at Malfoy suddenly with a bad look.

"Give him some color, buddy..." Fred rolled a water balloon from the table.

"This is?" Harry looked at Harry curiously.

"Same as yours..." George grinned silently, his smile was full of schadenfreude.

Harry looked at the long table at the teacher's bench, very good, Professor McGonagall is not here...

"Wadi Vasi..." Harry took out his wand from his pocket, and tapped the water balloon on the table lightly.

There was a sound of 'swish' breaking through the air, and a water balloon drew an arc in mid-air and landed on Malfoy's face precisely, with a crisp bang, the mother's drowning spring of a balloon burst on Malfoy's face open.

There was a commotion, and Fred took the lead in picking up a water balloon and smashing it at Slytherin's long table, shouting loudly: "You are more charming when you become a girl, Miss Malfoy hahahaha..."