Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

Boom!

A fat figure rolled out from the door of the auditorium, and along with it, a few elves threw Umbridge's luggage out together with resentment on their faces...

Umbridge looked at the gate of the auditorium with a livid face, and the auditorium was full of cheers.

To be honest, no one likes that pink old toad. Although he has only just come into contact with it, there is a kind of person who is the kind of existence that makes you feel extremely uncomfortable just looking at it.

It's a pity that Umbridge is such a person...

After all, Iger didn't kill Umbridge in front of many students and teachers, but he had already sentenced Umbridge to death in his heart, and Fudge...

Maybe it's because the coercion I give people is too heavy? Such a big rebound happened just over a month after I left?

We must know that in the original book, Fudge interfered with Hogwarts when he was escaping from reality. Maybe it was because of his disappearance that made him a little swollen?

Of course, Iger would not let Umbridge go back so easily. He had already put a mark on Umbridge. As soon as Umbridge left, Iger would flash into the Ministry of Magic and kill the two of them together.

Fuck the rules, how the rules will be established in the future is up to labor and management to decide!

After such an incident, Iger was completely disappointed with the Ministry of Magic. In his opinion, the current Ministry of Magic is a cesspit!

It's better to clean it up...

Originally thinking of killing Fudge was a bit of a psychological burden. After all, although Fudge always provoked himself, he never did anything harmful to him, and as the Minister of Magic, the other party was relatively conscientious.

But this time, Iger was really angry.

"I'm curious...how did you come back?"

At night, in the principal's room, Dumbledore looked at Iger curiously.

"Do you mean in hell... or in the underworld?" Iger squeezed his chin and thought for a while.

"If possible, I would like to know a little bit." Dumbledore said cheerfully.

In the principal's room, the four deans also looked at Iger curiously.

"Probably the situation is...Harry and I went to the underworld, and when we came back, we forgot to put on the invisibility cloak, and were dragged to hell by the chains of order in the underworld, and then we met the same race, found my parents, and then my father helped me I opened the gate to the underworld, and I came back."

Iger simply explained it.

"You came out of the bronze door in China too?" asked Dumbledore.

"No... I came out of a pyramid..." Iger shook his head: "My home in hell corresponds to the location on the earth near Greece and Egypt."

"It's amazing..." Dumbledore looked at Iger in amazement: "What is it like in hell?"

"Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant! There are many strange peaks! The sky is as clear as blue, and there are all kinds of races." Iger suddenly became excited: "You may not believe it if you say it, but magic like me can only be regarded as a baby in our clan period…"

Professor McGonagall: "..."

Several people's faces froze, and they unconsciously felt a chill in their hearts.

baby?

Your baby can easily collapse a mountain?

You are so afraid that you are not kidding me!

"What do your people... think of humans?" Dumbledore asked curiously.

"Generally... There are praises and criticisms, but generally they are very pertinent." Iger thought for a while: "In fact, they can come here at any time, just worried that they will accidentally cause disasters. The rules of the hell world are stable and the magic power is sufficient. There is a lack of magic power in the world, and the rules conflict, and the devils will be twice as powerful when they come here."

"The devil is also worried about threatening humans?" Snape's mouth curled up with a sarcasm.

"Of course, although everyone has some quirks, they are all very interesting." Iger laughed.

Dumbledore looked at Iger: "What are your parents' names?"

"Mammon and Froserbina." Iger grinned.

"Sure enough, the Sorcerer's Stone gave you a good choice..." Dumbledore sighed leisurely.

Iger: "..."

So the news that my father is a money fan has already spread to the human world...

Let's say he came here when he was young...

"Actually... I think, for the sake of our human safety, of course, I am not targeting you, Iger." Professor Sprout frowned on his chubby face: "Should we destroy the gate to the underworld? Lose?"

"I agree." Snape's voice sounded sticky.

"It's useless~" Iger shrugged: "The gate of the underworld was established by the devils. The undead can choose to reincarnate, and the law of the underworld will select those heinous souls to go to hell and become the rations of the devils."

"It sounds like the door should be destroyed..." Professor Flitwick sighed a little dejectedly: "But it doesn't seem to be useful..."

"It sounds like you had a good time in hell?" Dumbledore crossed his fingers and rested his chin: "Any interesting experiences?"

"Ah! Yes!" Iger suddenly remembered something: "I met Voldemort in hell!"

Snape's expression froze immediately, and Professor McGonagall's expression was also very ugly.

"So...how did you deal with it?" Dumbledore smiled cheerfully.

"I ate him, and now he can't even be reincarnated..." Iger shrugged: "It is said that it was because I saw a devil sleeping, this lowly guy was greedy for his body, and wanted to take it away... Then I was almost beaten to death by someone's maid..."

Dumbledore: "..."

I don't know why, but it always sounds cheap...

Snape: "..."

I followed such a leader at the beginning?

"It just so happened that the devil was my father's friend. He saw that Voldemort's soul was missing a part, and he thought it was interesting, so he gave it to me..." Iger shrugged: "In fact, devils can eat human souls to become stronger, but I It's just that I haven't done that all the time, even though I said that, in order to prevent Voldemort from causing trouble again, I ate him..."

"Good job! I support you!" Professor Flitwick shook his fist fiercely: "The bastard is finally completely cool!"

"In a sense..." Snape glanced at Iger, "Are you chasing him to hell and killing him again?"

"Well..." Iger grinned.

"So what are you going to do in the future?" Dumbledore looked at Iger: "In fact, this is the question I am most interested in now."

Iger pouted: "I'll talk about those things later, but now..."

"I just hope you can keep your kindness, Iger." Dumbledore interrupted Iger and raised his eyebrows slightly: "Of course, I don't know what you are going to do, and you don't do anything. You need to tell me that this is your freedom."

Iger: "..."

By the way, old man Deng should be considered killing with a borrowed knife, right?

It is estimated that he has been unhappy with the group of Fuji for a long time...

This is really...

Does Fudge push his only life-saving straw to the opposite side?

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