Poisoned Eggs at Hogwarts

(Thank you for the chapter push of the boss Youmeng Zhiyu. To be honest, I am really happy hahahahaha. I never thought that the boss would read my book, and I am a little flattered.

The other one is that yesterday's song of Lark was just a random episode while listening to the song, it's not an update, everyone, don't call me stupid!

Just sauce, it will be on the shelves on the 16th, I hope everyone will join in! Thanks! )

"Aragok, you can go with peace of mind, your wife and children, I will raise them..." Iger whispered the eulogy.

At night, behind Hagrid's hut on the edge of the Forbidden Forest, Iger and Hagrid stood beside a large pile of dead spiders, sobbing softly, two figures, one big and one small, complementing each other under the night.

The poor old spider escaped Iger's first rampage, but he still couldn't escape the second time, and was completely killed by Iger who was attacking in a hurry.

The sound of sobbing and sobbing spread far into the night sky, and Iger and Hagrid cried miserably.

Hagrid cried because his good friend was accidentally killed by Iger.

What Iger was crying about was that the long-term meal tickets worth thousands of Galleons just went to waste. Aragog died so badly that Hagrid couldn't even find his head.

Of course, the heads of those giant spiders found were put away by Iger while Hagrid was not paying attention, planning to extract the venom from their mouths after returning.

Although I felt very sympathetic to what happened to the group of giant eight-eyed spiders, Iger was still happy. After this trip was ruined, I still got a few thousand Galleons, although it was a waste...

"Oh... Aragog..." Hagrid sniffed and wiped away his tears.

"I'm sorry, Hagrid." Iger looked at Hagrid apologetically.

"Oh, I don't blame you, Iger, I can only say that his life is bad..." Hagrid sniffed loudly again: "I still remember when I brought him back from the outside, he was only the size of a slap , so cute, so obedient, although the past two years have been a little restless, but I know it’s just that he has too many children. Dumbledore told me that it’s not a good thing to let them reproduce like this, but I didn’t expect Bad things come so fast..."

"It's okay, I'll give you a nicer pet in two days, I'm sure you'll like it." Iger patted Hagrid's thick arm.

"A friend..." Hagrid corrected with a choked voice.

"Yes, friend!" Iger grinned.

The child's apology came and went quickly. With the guilt of urinating on the ant nest when he was a child, Igger, who was still whining with Hagrid just now, no longer had any sad look on his face.

Iger looked at the mountain of spider corpses in front of him and pondered, did talking about money hurt feelings...

Iger thinks that let alone just a big spider, as long as there are benefits that you can't refuse, God will kill you!

Looking at the dark night sky, Iger strolled along the path all the way back to the castle tower. In the common room, Aisha was looking at a pot of sunflower by the window in a daze.

"Solar orchid...lily..." Elsa murmured softly.

"What?" Iger looked at Aisha with some doubts.

"Leah said that Snape likes to raise lilies, it's hard to imagine that such a shady man would like to raise lilies." Aisha smiled softly: "Leah asked me about Snape's past, Anna is a clone Really? Mrs. Granger told me that Anna was a clone of Snape's daughter, but I don't believe it, anyone who graduated from Hogwarts knows that Snape was never married."

Iger's mouth twitched: "So... what do you want to know?"

Like to raise lilies? It's normal, because the pronunciation of Lily in English is Lili...

"Snape has someone he likes? But... dead?" Aisha looked at Iger curiously.

Sure enough, a woman cannot escape the nature of gossip...

"You guessed it." Iger nodded. Iger thought it was better to tell her. On the one hand, it was for the happiness of Snape, the ten thousand-year-old chicken, in the second half of his life.

On the other hand, it is to satisfy Aisha's gossip as a woman.

"The person he loves is called Lily, and the pronunciation is the same as lily. Professor Sprout gave Neville the pot of sun orchid. He is very good at taking care of herbs." Iger nodded and leaned on the sofa leisurely : "This is a pot of lilies that Neville has taken care of for a long time. He intends to personally mix a life-death water to impress Snape. After all, he has always been a little lacking in confidence in front of Severus..."

Iger gently fiddled with the tender leaves of the flowers in the pot, pursed his lips and smiled: "When we were in the first class, Severus asked Harry to add daffodil root powder to the wormwood infusion. What would he get, Harry didn't answer, and was ridiculed by Severus..."

That's right, the narcissus root powder Snape mentioned is actually a sunflower orchid, which belongs to a lily, but it looks like a narcissus. In mythology, this kind of flower is a periwinkle flower that resembles a narcissus and never blooms.

"The first class? The water of life and death is a sixth-grade class. Is he looking for faults?" Aisha frowned, looking very dissatisfied with what Snape had done.

"Yes, that's right, just looking for faults. Harry and his father look exactly the same. As for Harry's father, he often bullied Severus. The most important thing is that Harry's mother is named Lily..." Iger teased a little He smiled and said, "Maybe this is the legendary retribution? I dare to swear, Harry's father never dreamed that his son would fall into Severus' hands one day..."

"The person Professor Snape loves is Harry's mother?" Aisha laughed softly, and then frowned with some doubts: "Wait, water of life and death?"

"What's wrong?" Iger looked at Aisha with some doubts.

"Do you know... what is the flower language of solar orchid and wormwood?" Aisha looked at Iger in amazement.

"I don't know... What do I, a big man, study flower language..." Iger muttered in displeasure, and would not admit that it was his ignorance...

Aisha ignored Iger's coquettish anger, but murmured to herself in surprise: "The flower language of sun orchid is: my regret follows you to the grave; and the flower language of absinthe is: bitter sadness, and the book gives The meaning of the potion of life and death water is that life is worse than death, and you will perish forever... the combination means..."

"I feel very regretful about your mother's death, which makes me very sad. From now on, I live a life like a walking dead? Is he trying to express this?" Egger sat up straight in surprise: "Merlin, how can he What a hardcore licking dog..."

Judging from Snape's level of specialization, he must be a member of L·D's army!

Aisha rolled her eyes at Iger's appearance, and rubbed Iger's head angrily: "Isn't it touching? My God, this is why Snape hasn't been married all this time?"

Iger couldn't help being shocked by Snape's persistence, and asked himself, Iger felt that he couldn't achieve Snape's level. He knew that Snape was dedicated, but he didn't expect to be so dedicated!

It should be said that it really deserves to be Snape, even the confession is so boring...

"So... Severus didn't ask Harry about the bezoar at the beginning to embarrass him, but just wanted him to remember it deeply, in case he needed it?" Iger squeezed his chin and recalled the situation that day.

Immediately, he suddenly remembered what Petunia had said to Harry back then: Your mother's Potions class is very good!

So this is not a joke?

Snape wasn't trying to embarrass Harry at all, he just wanted to find Lily's shadow in Harry...

Iger thought things would have been better if Harry had been a girl who looked like her mother.

Think about it, Snape looked at 'Harry', forced a trace of tenderness on his gloomy face: "Miss Potter, what will be obtained by adding narcissus root powder to wormwood?"

"I don't know, Professor." 'Harry' looked at Snape with big green eyes blinking.

"Very well, you are very honest, Gryffindor plus..."

Malfoy: "∑(っ°Д°;)っWTF??"

Iger shook his head, it's too bad, the more I think about the painting style, the more wrong it is...

"I feel a little flustered, as if I'm a little blocked. It's really hard for me to imagine how much it takes to love someone so that it will still be so unforgettable after more than ten years..." Aisha's eyes were slightly red, gently Sniffed.

Iger curled his lips when he saw Elsa's appearance. Girls are always fascinated by this kind of legendary love.

Suddenly remembered a joke I saw in my previous life:

The girl prayed to God to give herself a lover who loves herself, loves herself, and is gentle and considerate.

God said I gave it, but you said to him that you just treat him as a friend...

Oh, woman...

Snape is undoubtedly this kind of legendary spare tire. If the spare tire is divided into grades, Iger thinks that Snape is at least an orange outfit, or the kind of suit, and even his life is taken by his son...

"In this case, don't think too much about it. Severus has only looked at that one girl in his life, because that girl is the only one who looked at him. It's just because she has a special liking, so it's justifiable." , but it is obviously inappropriate to put his situation on others." Iger patted Aisha's shoulder lightly, and said with some disapproval.

"Why didn't they get together? It's a pity, that's what it says in the stories." Aisha was still thinking sadly.

"Because Snape made a mistake that he still can't forgive himself." Iger sighed slightly: "He scolded Lily Mudblood, and then refused to bow his head to admit his mistake because of the young man's face problem, and followed Lily Slowly getting together with Harry's father, Snape became more and more desperate, and the relationship between the two became worse and worse, until finally, Snape joined the Death Eaters, and the relationship between the two ended completely."

"But why does he feel guilty?" Aisha looked at Iger with some doubts.

"More than ten years ago, when Professor Trelawney was applying for the job, he accidentally made a real prophecy about a child and Voldemort. At that time, Snape heard half of it, turned around and told Voldemort, but finally found out Voldemort wants to kill Lily's child, that is, Harry." Iger sighed: "This is where Snape's heart lies."

Aisha sighed deeply. This story sounds a bit clogged, which makes the girl who longs for beauty a little bit unable to accept it for a while.

"People will eventually be troubled by things they can't get when they are young." Iger snorted: "If I say Snape is too cowardly, if I say it, I will just knock off Voldemort's head without saying a word, and then he will kill my old man." His tomb bag exploded, so he can't live or die!"

Of course, Iger is just blowing it up. If you think about it, I guess I can't do it...

But men, you can't lose face in front of your lover...

Iger planned to wait for the holiday to catch Voldemort to help Snape find the place, catch Voldemort, break his arms and legs, feed the aphrodisiac and throw it into the pigsty? Of course, it's feeding aphrodisiacs to pigs...

Donkeys are also fine, but I guess Voldemort may not be able to bear it?

"Love..." Aisha stretched out her hand and pulled Iger into her arms: "We won't have this kind of thing, will we?"

"No, I'll kill anyone who dares to think of you!" Iger was full of arrogance, and snorted viciously.

This kind of thing is more unforgivable than touching your own treasury...

But when Aisha reminded me like this, Iger also understood a truth.

The reason why Dumbledore is awe-inspiring but not fearful is because the old man has been living within the rules.

The reason why Voldemort is frightening is because he doesn't follow the rules, wanders outside the rules, and destroys the beauty in other people's hearts...

For this kind of existence, if there is a chance, he must be killed.

I have to say that Iger's understanding of Voldemort is more comprehensive than before, at least not as contemptuous as before.

"If one day, in order to save me, you have to do something you don't want to do, what will you do?" Aisha's faint voice sounded, interrupting Iger's wandering thoughts.

"That must be done, even if you die!" Iger nodded without hesitation.

"What if life is better than death?" Aisha turned Iger's face and looked at him tenderly.

"Do it!" Iger nodded with firm eyes: "Although I would be very scared if that happened, I will definitely do it!"

Aisha looked at Iger's appearance and nodded in satisfaction, then she didn't know what to think of, and suddenly smiled with a hint of malice: "What if you want to eat shit?"

Iger looked at the beautiful girl in front of him in shock, not knowing what to say.

eat shit? Can you say such a disgusting thing? Is it really too familiar?

Seeing that Iger didn't answer, Aisha pinched Iger's nose coquettishly: "Why don't you answer? Are you afraid?"

"Eat!" Iger gritted his teeth in a struggling expression, looking extremely painful, with an expression of death: "Eat big mouthfuls!"

"How much?" Aisha insisted.

"Eat until you live forever..." Iger was about to cry, he always manipulated others by himself, when did he let others manipulate him?

What people flirt with is wishing to be lovebirds in the sky, Lian Lizhi in the ground, or what You jump, I jump or something.

How about here?

Would you like to eat shit for me? Fortunately, it is not Chinese, otherwise the two of them would be disgusting together...

Now it's all right, Aisha is satisfied, and Iger is disgusted...

Iger spent half the night retching.

Since the quality of life has improved, Iger has also developed a whole body of stinky problems, such as cleanliness...

In my previous life, I always heard that when couples were together for a long time, they would use a quilt to cover each other and fart in the quilt. Until I personally experienced such a disgusting topic, the beautiful and dreamy married life that Iger originally envisioned was so shattered Already...

Broken all over the ground, I can't put it back together.

The direct consequence was that when I took control of Moran the next day, Iger passed out again due to inattention...

Indirectly caused the mass extinction of the acromantula in the Forbidden Forest. Hagrid cried like a tearful man these two days. He kept his handkerchief in his hand and wiped his tears from time to time.

Iger also doesn't know how Dumbledore's phoenix patron saint hit him. The manticore in the depths of the forbidden forest didn't go to harm himself, nor did he go to the deepest dragon's lair. The only poison in the world The tribe of horned beasts is also safe and sound, even the unicorns and hippogriffs at the edge of the Forbidden Forest are fine, except that the spider's lair has been damaged. After the raging, there are not even a few trees to be seen.

That night, Iger had to attend a funeral with Hagrid again. The wind was very strong at night, and Hagrid cried very sadly. He felt that it was his negligence that caused Aragog's descendants to suffer.

Iger watched the burial of a group of spider corpses, and thought about the spider heads in the bag, Iger almost laughed out loud.