Pokemon Life

In other words,

long long ago,

That happened thousands of years ago. Let me think about it first...

[Grandpa Coal Turtle·narrating]

The creator god Arceus saved mankind from a catastrophe, but greedy and evil mankind betrayed Arceus again and again.

Later, the ancient god became angry and lost control.

The "Holy Grail" containing infinite energy was taken away by Arceus and enshrined in another world.

The world then becomes a paradise free from human strife.

【!】Charmander was suddenly shocked!

It was obvious that the world he had traveled to was just like what Elder Coal Turtle had described. It was a world where only elves existed.

In this way, we can roughly understand the origin of the creation of this world, and everything is closely related to the creation god Arceus.

As for the Holy Grail he saw when he was unconscious, he also told it from the elder's mouth. It seems that the following history will be more important.

Elder Coal Turtle couldn't think of so much at once, so he paused kindly, and then slowly continued:

"Ouch, let me tell you, this Pokémon is just as greedy as humans..."

The white smoke on the turtle's back continues to rise:

"The battle for the Holy Grail is won every ten years."

"Everyone wants to get the Holy Grail, but there are endless reincarnations in this world."

"When the wind closes, it lasts for hundreds of years when you open your eyes. When the mountains and rivers shake, it lasts for thousands of years when you sleep. Why fight so hard, in the end, just for..."

【!】At the most critical moment of being honest, Elder Coal Turtle was in the mood of reminiscing, but he was suddenly interrupted the next moment!

Whoosh, poof——

Wait a minute, what happened!

Everything happened too suddenly, the lobster soldier fell from the sky miserably and fell headlong into the hot spring pool!

The hot spring water splashed everywhere, which was great. It interrupted the old man's memories and completely entered the super forgetful mode.

Crash--

Pikachu + Charmander: "Lobster Soldier!!!"

Why did the lobster soldier suddenly fall from the sky? Did he go to the big crystal passage again at night and was pushed out by the underground river?

The lobster soldier was so drunk that he didn't know that he had just been knocked into the sky, and there was a big red paw mark next to his cheek.

Judging from the direction it flew from, the lobster soldier had been to the next door.

"Hey, hey, why did the Lobster Soldier go to take a bath next door? He shouldn't be such an elf!" Pikachu was super surprised.

There's nothing left to explain.

Because the lobster soldier was drunk, he didn't see the male and female sign clearly and rushed to the next door, causing a big chaos while soaking in the hot spring.

You must know that the regulars in the hot spring pool next door are all enjoying their bathing time.

The three elves, Lilly Lily, Rabbit Girl, and Eevee the Fairy, are soaking in the hot springs around the female monster while sharing knowledge about facial masks.

This inexplicable intrusion of a lobster soldier is outrageous, and he is also an alcoholic.

So it is conceivable that the mother monster used a set of cross chop + bursting punch to send the lobster soldier into the sky, and when it fell down again, it happened to make the same mistake again.

Charmander used his claws to pull up the fallen lobster soldier. The lobster soldier was unhappy:

"Hey, leave me alone, I'm not drunk!"

"Hey, I can still drink!!"

Have a drink. It looks like this lobster soldier drank a large bucket of high-concentration tree fruit wine. He is so drunk that he still drinks.

He was beaten by the mother monster and didn't even know it.

The most regrettable thing is to interrupt Coal Turtle’s memories. You must know that the old man will not have the opportunity to recall again:

"Hey, I don't remember where I was talking about just now!"

"Let me take a closer look, who are you three?"

"Lobster Soldier,"

"Pikachu,"

"What are you doing, Dongmei?"

It's over. Elder Coal Turtle has completely entered the super forgetful mode. It will take at least a month to trigger the recall mode.

At the moment, the lobster soldier is not in a good state either. He is drunk and floating in the hot spring in a "big" position.

"Charmander, let's carry the Lobster Soldier back to the campsite quickly. He drank too much!"

But Elder Coal Turtle finally remembered so many historical clues, wouldn't it be a pity if they were cut off like this?

"Taking in the bath after being drunk may cause increased blood pressure, various physical discomforts and the risk of death. We can't wait any longer!"

Wha, okay.

So Charmander and Pikachu quickly carried the lobster soldiers away, and awkwardly said goodbye to Elder Coal Turtle in a hurry.

"Hey, remember to take a bath in the hot spring next time you have time."

————Business trip dividing line————

The two little ones didn't know that Lobster Soldier was a Pokémon that loved drinking so much.

When they were carried back to the camp, the lobster soldier was still drunk all the way.

The camping tent set up by the lobster soldiers was right on top of the warm volcanic rocks. There was no need for a bonfire for heating. For lighting, the moon was extremely bright tonight.

Except for the tree fruit wine bottle lying on the ground, the rest of the camping tent was clean.

The two little ones gently put the lobster soldier down and let him rest comfortably next to the volcanic rocks, trying to rest as early as possible.

With a "clang" sound, Charmander almost stepped on the wine bottle and slipped:

"This is how much you drank,"

"No wonder I saw the bulge in his backpack before setting off. It turned out that he didn't bring many sandwiches or anything else, but it was all filled with fruit wine."

The lobster soldier was still talking drunkenly, but he had already laid down and didn’t know:

"Hey, why can he take a bath next door with his super strength? I, the lobster soldier, don't accept it!"

Charmander had a dark look on his face:

"Brother, I am a female monster, and you have been beaten away by the female monster!"

Pikachu was very attentive and began to take care of the drunken elf according to the various encyclopedia knowledge he had learned.

Generally, it is best for drunken elves to vomit them up in time. There are also those who are just drunk without vomiting, so you need to take special care of them.

First, you must never take a bath after drinking.

Secondly, the elf should not lie down with its cheek upwards, as the drunken food may come up and get stuck in the esophagus.

Third, the drunken elf must not catch a cold.

Fortunately, the camping environment is very good tonight. As long as the Lobster Soldier maintains the correct posture, he can have a good sleep without risking drunkenness.

Charmander sighed:

"As expected of Pikachu, how much encyclopedia knowledge do you have?"

Pikachu scratched his head sheepishly with his little paw:

"Where is it, Charmander."

"I am just a piece of dust in front of Elder Coal Turtle. The history that Elder Grandpa recalled today cannot be learned from books."

Pikachu always blames himself for not knowing enough, but in Charmander's opinion, he has enough knowledge and must be admired.

At the last moment, the Lobster Soldier still didn't wake up from the alcohol, but Charmander never forgot to say thank you.

After all, after crossing the Great Crystal Falls, if it weren't for the claws of the lobster soldier to rescue him, he might have gone to hell.

"Thank you, Lobster Soldier."

Lobster Soldier: "Hey, thank you for anything,"

"I can still,"

"Drink, zzZZZZZZ..."

Ahem, the lobster soldier really drank too much. Listen to the stories told by the Coal Turtle to unlock more plots~