Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover

The friends in the live broadcast room were stunned watching Lan Feng's performance.

"Fuck, that liar won't really send money."

"Hahahaha, I think he is not only sending money at the moment, but also very happy."

"It has to be said that Lao Liu has a very strong grasp of the heart of a impoverished liar who is only thinking of successfully defrauding a single order."

"Yeah, yeah, just now I put myself in the shoes and found out that I'm really easy to be fooled when I get hotheaded."

"So don't think about taking advantage, there is no time for pies in the sky."

"Old Six 666!"

"Next time, don't dare to flirt with fraudulent phone calls, or else you might fall into it if you flirt with it."

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at the same time.

In a messy rental house, a young man with greasy hair and stubble on his face is dancing and kissing with his mobile phone.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovy

I'm ashamed to say that I just finished the training, I'm afraid I'm not a fool, but I believe a liar!

You deserve a beating. "

After finishing speaking, he directly poured the instant noodles in his hand into the sink: "I don't eat instant noodles anymore, I want to eat seafood, lobster...

No, I have to send the money quickly, and it will be too late if he regrets it!"

Immediately afterwards, the only 1,000 yuan in his burning account was transferred.

"Ding dong.

A text message flashed across Lan Feng's cell phone.

I saw it said: 1,000 yuan has arrived in your bank account.

The little assistant said worriedly: "Brother, if that fool really sent money, do we count it as fraud?"

"Fool? How can there be a fool?"

Lan Feng opened the call log with a calm face, found the scammer's phone number, and directly blocked and deleted it.

The little assistant looked astonished: "What about the bank card?"

"Who told you it was my bank card?"

The little assistant gave a thumbs up: "High! It's really high!"

the other side,

After the crook entered the last password, he suddenly panicked.

He suddenly thought: The other party is also a liar, what if he takes the money and doesn't give me back?

"Don't panic, don't panic."

He hurriedly comforted himself, then dialed the phone tremblingly.

Sorry! The number you are calling is turned off. Sorry, the number you dialed is turned off.

After the liar heard the voice from his ear, the mobile phone slipped from his hand and fell to the ground.

"No, no, he is a regular liar, he will definitely talk about professional ethics, and he will not cheat me." The liar comforted himself by deceiving himself, and quickly picked up the mobile phone on the ground and called:

"Answer the phone, brother, I beg you to answer the phone, it's my fault for trying to lie to you, as long as you call now, I will definitely pay you back!

No! Even 19 cents are fine, I don’t earn a penny, I only need my own 1,000 yuan. "

five minutes later,

The liar who made dozens of phone calls finally broke down, staring at the phone with red eyes:

"Lie to me! Lie to me, right? I want to call the police.

No, I am also a liar, I have to go in if I call the police.

The big deal is to die together, and he has a gang, which must be more serious than me.

But what if he is not in the country? And he has a gang, so the phone number and bank account used must be fake.

Even if he is in the country, what if his gang retaliates against me.

No, you cannot call the police. "

After a fierce ideological struggle, the liar finally gave up the idea of ​​calling the police.

He rubbed his shriveled stomach, walked mechanically to the sink, picked up the instant noodles inside and ate...

inside the supermarket,

Lan Feng and his little assistant are picking out the items they need.

"Brother, do we want to buy something to eat?"

"Buy, eat hot pot tonight, and celebrate the hard work and earned 1,000 yuan today."

"Brother... Did you earn 1,000 yuan? I'm ashamed to expose you.

"Salary deduction!"

"I was wrong...I'm going to buy a pot base."

"What kind of pot bottom should I buy? Let's eat fish hot pot today."

Lan Feng walked towards the aquatic product area while talking.

"Fish hot pot?" The little assistant was a little confused: "Can fish be used as a hot pot bottom?"

"You'll find out later in the evening."

"oh oh."

"Brother, look." After arriving at the aquatic product area, the little assistant suddenly pointed to a fish box and said, "That fish seems to be a new species!"

Lan Feng looked in the direction of the little assistant's finger, and saw the words "backstroke fish" written on the sign.

"Backstroke fish?" Lan Feng also heard of this fish for the first time: "Come on, let's go and have a look.

Come to the front of the backstroke fish,

Lan Feng looked at the black fish in the tank, the body color was black, the back and the top of the head were darker, the abdomen was pale, there were irregular black spots on each side of the body, and there were 2 rows of black stripes on the side of the head, and the face was a bit dark.

Because the snakehead fish here are all with their backs facing down,

Floats belly up in the water.

What kind of backstroke fish is this? It is obviously a fish that is dying.

Lan Feng looked at the staff beside him and asked, "Is your fish dead?"

"No, we don't sell dead fish." The staff explained: "It just looks a little dull now, 20 yuan for two.

"It's also not lively......"

Lan Feng swallowed without finishing his sentence: "Then give me two."

"????"

as predicted,

It turns out that the staff were not lying, when the black fish was placed on the chopping board, it was still alive and kicking.

In the live room:

"Hahaha, I've learned a lot, the person who chose this name is definitely a talent.

"Low EQ: dying fish, high EQ: backstroke fish."

"Hahaha, successfully created a new species" 433

"You have changed, sixth son, I still like your rebellious appearance before."

"Old Six: Unruly? What is that? Can you have a pair of black fish for 20 yuan?"

"Let's just say that Lao Liu is sometimes rebellious? Isn't he always very shy.

"Haha, what the upstairs said makes sense."

"Dangdangdang, surprise!"

Lan Feng looked at Zhao Suhui, who was very happy after opening the door, and raised the fish in his hand: "I ate a meal made by you yesterday, and if I don't let you eat a meal made by me today, then I am at a loss." .”

The little assistant broke the stage: "Come on, he just didn't buy a quilt."

"No one will treat you as dumb if you don't speak.

"Come in." Zhao Suhui, who had reacted quickly, stepped aside: "No loss, no loss, if you want to eat, I can still make stewed fish with potatoes, beans, eggplant and vermicelli today."

"No, just rest.

Lan Feng and the little assistant quickly refused.

After more than half an hour,

Lan Feng brought the finished hot pot fish to the table: "Come, try it.

"Um."

Zhao Suhui reached out and picked up a piece of fish and put it into her mouth. The corners of her mouth immediately turned up, her eyes narrowed into a crescent shape, and she nodded repeatedly in praise: "It's delicious, it's so delicious, brother, you are really amazing."

"That's a must." Lan Feng raised his mouth, turned his head to look at the little assistant who was holding a thumb with his left hand and his right hand was pinching wildly, and couldn't help but said, "Give me some leftovers!!!"

Afterwards, he also quickly joined the food grabbing army.