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out of the zoo,

Zhao Suhui looked at Lan Feng: "Brother, when I came here, I saw a vegetable market over there, let's go and buy some side dishes. 17

"Okay." Lan Feng nodded and agreed: "It's quite troublesome to deal with live chickens, just let the master inside help you."

"Uh-huh.

After discussing, the three of Lan Feng went to the vegetable market together.

in the vegetable market,

Lan Feng handed 500 yuan to the little assistant: "You and Zhao Suhui go shopping first, I will find someone to deal with these two live chickens."

"Don't worry, I promise to buy the vegetables properly."

The little assistant looked excitedly at the 500 yuan in his hand.

I have been with this iron cock Lan Feng for so long, today I finally plucked his hair!

After walking around for a while,

The little assistant looked at her and finally wanted to speak, but was always comforted by Zhao Suhui, who was ahead of the grocery shopping Aunt, and said: "Don't be nervous, take your time, it really doesn't work, just tell me what you need to buy."

"Well, thanks."

Zhao Suhui, who was nervous, relaxed a little after hearing the little assistant's words. She pointed to the corn on the stall: "I want a corn."

"Okay." The little assistant looked directly at the boss and said, "Boss, give me a corn."

The vegetable stall owner was surprised 747: "Just buy one?"

The little assistant looked at Zhao Suhui with a questioning look in her eyes: "Is one corn enough?"

"Enough."

Zhao Suhui nodded after calculating in her heart.

"Well, I just need one, please cut it into four strips for me."

The little assistant who got an affirmative answer turned to look at the boss and said.

"Cut it into quarters for you?" The vegetable shopping boss's voice suddenly increased: "I don't sell anything like this here. If you don't want to buy it, you can buy it elsewhere."

"How can you do business like this? If you go to other places to buy, you can go to other places to buy."

After hearing the boss's words, the little assistant also felt a little unhappy.

I came here to buy vegetables from you sincerely, but in the end you still became angry, who can bear it.

Zhao Suhui on the side reminded: "Xiaohou, does the boss not want to cut it for us? It's okay. I can cut it myself when I buy it home."

"Don't want to cut it?" The little assistant scratched his head in doubt: "Why don't you want to cut it? Isn't it normal to process according to the customer's request?"

"I don't know, this is the first time I have come to the vegetable market to buy vegetables."

Zhao Suhui stuck out her tongue, a little embarrassed.

"It's okay (ccbj), there are so many grocery buyers, we can just go to other places to buy.

The little assistant didn't feel that his request was too much.

"Okay, then let's go buy some chicken feet, and I want to make lemon chicken feet tonight."

"Here, here are the chicken feet you want." The boss handed the chicken feet to the assistant: "It's 30 yuan in total."

The little assistant opened the bag and looked at it, and then said: "Aunt, please help me split the chicken feet in the middle, and then cut the nails.

"Split? And cut the nails?"

The boss who has been selling chicken feet for five years heard such a request for the first time, and immediately refused: "I can't chop it, I don't have a knife here, and we sell it like this here."

"Then please cut my nails for me."

The little assistant insisted.

"It can't be fixed, it can't be fixed, it can't be fixed." The boss directly tied the bag and pushed it into the hands of the assistant: "Take it, take it, that's how it is.

"Hey, here you are."

After walking for a while, the little assistant looked at Zhao Suhui: "The service attitude of this vegetable market is too bad, I won't come here to buy vegetables next time."

Zhao Suhui first looked around, and then whispered: "Xiao Hou, I see that other people who buy vegetables seem to just buy and leave.

"Really? Is this a custom here?"

The little assistant planned to learn more about the customs and customs of Shanghai after he went back. Having grown up in the south, he really knew very little about the customs in the north.

"Is there anything else to buy?"

"I need to buy some meat, preferably the kind that separates the fat from the thin." Zhao Suhui glanced at the little assistant, and said hesitantly, "Xiao Hou, why don't we buy it after Lan Feng big brother arrives?"

"Don't be so troublesome, don't worry, I bought it this time and took it and left, and I won't talk too much.

The little assistant immediately refused. He had promised Lan Feng that he would be able to buy it at the beginning.

Come to the meat stand,

The little assistant looked at the tall boss who was holding a kitchen knife, pointed to a piece of fat and a piece of lean meat and said, "Boss, I want these two pieces of meat."

"Okay." The meat stall owner picked up two pieces of meat on the chopping board: "Is this enough to eat? Do you want something else.

"Enough." The little assistant shook his head and refused, and continued: "Boss, please cut the lean meat into slices for us.

"Row."

The butcher stall owner frowned and glanced at the little assistant [I mentioned Laili and began to cut it.

"Okay, 30 yuan in total."

After cutting, the boss neatly packed the two pieces of meat and handed them to the assistant.

The little assistant looked at the meat that the boss handed over, and said apologetically, "I'm sorry, boss, I haven't finished talking yet, and I have to ask you to cut the fat meat into sausages.

Hearing this, the owner of the meat stall frowned, slammed the kitchen knife on the chopping board, and looked at the little assistant:

"You're here to find fault!

After cutting the lean meat, let me cut the fat meat into sausages, so I will cut the golden cartilage next!

Do you think of yourself as Lu Zhishen, or me as Zhenguanxi!

What do you think?

If I don't cut it for you, will you punch me three times to death?"

Seeing this, the little assistant waved his hands repeatedly and explained: "Boss, you really misunderstood, I didn't intend to entertain you at all.

At the same time, Lan Feng just walked out of a shop that specializes in killing chickens and ducks.

When he saw the little assistant and Zhao Suhui surrounded by groups, he hurried over and shouted: "What's wrong? What do you want to do?"

After a while, Lan Feng, who had understood what had happened, was a little dumbfounded. He looked at the butcher stall owner and apologized, "I'm sorry, boss, my friend has lived in the south since he was a child, and he doesn't know much about the habits of buying vegetables in the north."

"So that's the case, I was sorry just now."

After listening to Lan Feng's explanation, the butcher stall owner suddenly realized.

The audience in the live broadcast room also burst into laughter.

"Hahahaha, I feel sorry for my little assistant for a second. Not only did I hit a wall everywhere when I bought a vegetable, I was almost beaten."

"As a northerner, I would like to ask, is it really the case when buying vegetables in the South?"

"Of course, I always buy one by one. The meat is also a small piece. It can be peeled, cut into pieces, or stuffed."

"Wow, I'm envious, the service of the Southern Vegetable Market is really good."

"Not at all, each has its own advantages, it's just that they have different living habits, just respect each other."

"Hahaha, you said that if Lu Zhishen bought pork in the south, would he have no excuse to beat people?"

"I don't know if Lu Zhishen had an excuse to beat someone up. Zhenguanxi will definitely go bankrupt."

"That's not right. After bankruptcy, you won't have the money to marry a concubine, so solve the problem from the root.

"Makes sense."