Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover
061 Sooner Or Later, You Will Die At The Hands Of A Woman!
Li Ziyi and Liu Ke watched Lan Feng's movement of holding the clothes.
"What are you doing?"
Urgent situation.
Lan Feng didn't have time to speak at all.
Man sits in the driver's seat.
He directly put the substitute driver's clothes on his own body.
"Crooked sun?"
There was a burst of surprise in the live broadcast room.
The three assistants stared at Lan Feng's actions in astonishment.
looked at each other.
"?"
???
"Brother...you can't be?"
I saw that Lan Feng had already put on the driver's clothes in a few seconds.
He glanced at the two traffic police officers who immediately walked up to him to check for drunk driving.
Hold the steering wheel with both hands.
The expression on his face pretended to be calm.
The water friends in the live broadcast room had an epiphany!!!
"My mother?"
"Hahahaha, what are you doing? Are you pretending to be a substitute driver?"
"But it's useless for you. If you drink alcohol, no matter whether you are driving or not, you will be investigated.
"Aren't you deceiving yourself by putting on your clothes? You might as well explain it to the police obediently."
"Hahahaha, what kind of operation is this, I laughed to death."
"But I have to say, putting on the clothes and adding the actions performed, it is really very similar.
Lan Feng's series of actions.
It seems to be pretending to be the driver.
But the few people in the car were still at a loss.
"No, Lan Feng big brother, what are you doing? If you drink alcohol, you will definitely be investigated. If you wear a substitute driver's clothes, even if you are a substitute driver, it will not be able to save you."
"Ziyi is right, isn't she lying to herself...she will be arrested later.
Liu Ke didn't intend to complain to Lan Feng at this time.
Worry slowly appeared on his face.
"Ugh..…………
Lan Feng sighed.
thought.
"Now we can only try this method."
Turning around and looking at a few people: "You guys may have overlooked a point on "227."
Lan Feng said mysteriously.
"What is the valet driver for?"
Lan Feng had just finished speaking halfway.
Two traffic policemen with drink-driving test equipment in front of them have come to him.
They saw Lan Feng stopped.
So I'm afraid it's a vehicle trying to avoid drunk driving.
This is just a few more steps.
Take the initiative to come to Lan Feng's car.
Lan Feng took a deep breath.
Be prepared to deal with it.
"It's over, it's really a drunk driving investigation."
"It's over, brother Feng will be arrested, detained and his driver's license revoked.
"I guess we won't see Brother Feng's live broadcast in the future."
"It's so sad."
Everyone felt that Lan Feng was doomed.
The traffic police walked up to the car.
And took a deep look at the extremely rare Fuchsia Curry South model.
And take pictures of the series bomb that is either rich or expensive at the front of the car.
Secretly speechless.
However, they are treated equally.
Go around from the left to the driver's seat.
Signal the driver to roll down the window glass.
Lan Feng relaxed his body.
Hold the steering wheel with both hands.
Calm face.
Fortunately, Lan Feng's ability to absorb alcohol is good.
Although it hasn't been long since I've just had a drink.
But the blush on his face was basically very small.
Plus it's dimly lit at night.
If it is not posted on the face to see it.
It's hard to see what's going on.
Instead, there were three other people in the car.
Although already awake.
But still blurred.
Blushing.
It looked like he had just finished drinking.
After doing all these preparations.
Lan Feng obediently rolled down the window.
smiling.
"Hehe, Comrade Traffic Police."
But when he was talking, he deliberately kept a little distance from the two traffic policemen.
In case I just spoke.
The taste of alcohol in his mouth was exposed.
But it was obvious that Lan Feng was worrying too much.
The window has just been opened.
A strong smell of alcohol came out of the car.
Everyone in the car was drunk.
The air conditioner was turned on in the car.
The smell of alcohol from the window was very strong.
Even Lan Feng's mouth smelled of alcohol when he spoke.
It had long been covered up by the huge smell of alcohol in the car.
When the two traffic policemen asked, they both held their noses and took a step back.
He suddenly raised his vigilance.
Then immediately stepped forward.
But the two traffic policemen took a look.
The man in front of him had a calm expression.
Hands hold the steering wheel.
The most important thing is to wear the driver's clothes.
The two traffic policemen were half disappointed.
They regularly check for drunk driving.
Not really a psychopath.
It's just that I simply hope to find a few when I check for drunk driving.
It's very fulfilling.
But now I just asked about the taste of wine and thought it was funny.
It turned out that the man in the main driver was a substitute driver......
The two casually glanced at the people in the car again.
The other three were all blurred.
The body is twisted and crooked.
It looks like he just drank a lot of wine.
But look at Lan Feng again.
There is no abnormality on the face.
There was nothing unusual about the body movements.
most important thing.
Lan Feng is wearing the driver's clothes......
Just now, he opened the door and said hello like a surrogate driver.
"Well, it's hard work for the old buddies, like us traffic policemen, who are still working late at night and early in the morning every day.
The traffic police also responded to Lan Feng's greeting.
Lan Feng smiled understandingly.
"Hehe, everyone works at night, and everyone works hard, no, I just accepted this order.
Lan Feng pointed to the steering wheel in front of him with a relaxed expression.
Deliberately approaching the two traffic policemen at a safe distance.
Make the gesture of whispering.
"Shhh, buddy, let's just say, this is really the first time I've received an order for such a luxurious car, haha."
Lan Feng, a social cow, now thinks he is familiar with everyone he sees.
"Hey, to be honest, the two of you have been working for so long, maybe this is the first time you have encountered this tens of millions of cars? Hehe.
The two traffic policemen also smiled.
They looked at each other.
Nodding embarrassingly.
"Hehe, this is really the first time I've seen you."
The little assistant, Li Ziyi and Liu Ke all looked puzzled.
The moment the traffic police asked to open the car window just now.
It is obvious that the preparations for tragedy and soy sauce are already done.
JE......
Why did Lan Feng start chatting directly?
The two traffic policemen also looked like they met acquaintances.
Have a happy chat with Lan Feng?
Now he is even more astonished.
The two waves of people not only chatted.
It seems that it is no longer enough to chat normally like this.
Lan Feng directly leaned forward and began to whisper to the two traffic policemen.
The three people in the car were so stunned.
please hey!!
My friends and I were amazed!
The three assistants all saw puzzlement in each other's eyes.
I saw doubts and curiosity.
"What the hell is going on here?"
"Why didn't the traffic policeman raise the instrument in his hand?"
The water friends in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
"???"
"What happened, is this traffic policeman Lan Feng's buddy?"
"Crooked day? Why are you still talking about picking up the homework and whispering?"
"No, why didn't he check Lan Feng?"
"Confused behavior!"
It's not that the water friends want Lan Feng to be investigated.
But very puzzled.
Actually.
Whether it's the three people in the car or the hundreds of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room.
Now it is all from the perspective of God and the perspective of hindsight.
In the eyes of the two traffic policemen involved.
The moment I opened the car window and saw the driver's clothes.
They are immediately disappointed.
"This is a substitute driver, harm."
People subconsciously think that a surrogate driver is a surrogate driver who someone else found after drinking.
Since the owner of the car drank and found a substitute driver.
That is in order not to violate the rules.
Prevent drunk driving.
So in general.
The traffic police saw that the driver was driving.
They all give way directly.
I don't even bother to waste time lifting them together.
Go look up a valet driver who doesn't have any possibility of drinking.
So they never thought of it.
The one in front of you is not a substitute driver...
It's just a sixth child in a driver's vest.
There is another reason.
Drivers generally work at night.
The traffic police usually check for drunk driving at night.
Everyone is a laborer who works hard at night.
There will be resonance naturally together.
Shouters will also feel very intimate.
Both waves work the same hours.
The nature of the work is basically the same again.
It's all about drinking.
One is driving.
One is to check the car.
And Lan Feng thought of this just now.
So Jizhongshengzhi put on the driver's clothes.
That's how this scene came about.
Lan Feng's acting skills are outstanding.
A few homely chats are familiar.
Done!
The traffic police also check other vehicles.
Smiling and waved to Lan Feng.
"Brother, you can go, we are still busy."
"Yeah, we haven't found one today, so I'm feeling bad, I have to find out a few!"
The traffic police next to him also smiled and waved.
Move your body a little away from the door.
Make way for this tens of millions of luxury cars.
"Hehe, you have worked hard too."
Lan Feng beckoned.
Close the window quickly.
Do not leave at this time.
When should we wait?
Lan Feng started the car.
With one kick of the accelerator, he drove several hundred meters.
Leaving behind the card points set by checking drunk driving.
"I'm so numb from laughing, I've never seen such a wonderful plot in my life, hahahaha."
"Pfft ha ha ha ha, you died from laughing buddy."
"It's okay, it's okay... I've learned a lot."
"Why didn't I think of it? How could the traffic police check for a substitute driver?"
"After taking this old sixth, how can the substitute driver drink alcohol?"
"Hahahaha, I guess those traffic policemen would never have imagined in their lifetime that the person in front of them is not a surrogate driver who didn't drink, but a drinking surrogate wearing a surrogate driver's vest, hahahaha
..."
"Family, learn from me!"
"I'll go directly to Duoduo to buy a replacement driver's clothes and keep it in the car. Mom won't have to worry about me being caught drinking anymore, hahahaha."
"Awesome, awesome!"
【Popularity +99, Popularity +99, Popularity +99】
【Popularity +99, Popularity +99, Popularity +99】
Lan Feng once again gained a lot of popularity points.
But Lan Feng saw some barrage with rhythm.
Still carefully reminded.
"It was a fluke for me just now, and I called a substitute driver. It was just a special accident, so I thought of this method, you can't imitate it, let alone try it by yourself [Remember not to imitate!"
"no problem!"
"rest assured!"
Most of the water friends in the live broadcast room are just talking.
Post a barrage of naughty jokes.
Naturally, this extremely risky behavior will not be imitated.
In case the car is overturned, it will be checked.
I won't be able to drive a car anymore.
The little assistant next to him looked adoring.
"Brother, your operation is the one that I admire the most since I met you.
Thumbs up.
After just this scene.
The people in the car were about to wake up from the fright at this moment.
"Lan Feng big brother, you are too smart!"
Li Ziyi had a look of admiration.
To be Lan Feng is to like Lan Feng.
Now I find that Lan Feng in reality seems to be more attractive.
Things that you don't usually see on live broadcasts.
can be found now.
Liu Ke also had a smile on his face at this time.
Cover your mouth.
"Hey, do you often do this, hahaha, this skillful and distressing operation, hehe."
Lan Feng rolled her eyes.
"You do it a lot, and I'm a good law-abiding citizen.
You have the nerve to say, if your car is not so conspicuous, they might not notice us.
Also, obviously I am doing it for you guys, yet you still make fun of me?"
Liu Ke drank some wine.
Feelings are rippling.
It's rare to be coquettish.
"Oh~ people didn't tease you, didn't they make you happy~"
"vomit...……"
Lan Feng pretended to "vomit".
"Shut up, and be careful that I won't help you take care of your headache students the day after tomorrow."
"Ahh~ don't~"
Lan Feng has been in the world of women for several years.
He was almost defeated by Liu Ke's coquettish attack.
Fortunately, she is experienced.
Only then did he succeed in barely immunizing.
But the little assistant next to him is already covered in goosebumps...
The hairs stood on end.
I shivered.
"Puff haha."
Liu Ke and Li Ziyi saw the cute reaction of the little assistant.
The two looked at each other and laughed.
Out of trouble for now.
Just had a drink again.
Everyone is very happy.
Lan Feng had already called the valet driver and said they were waiting for him here.
after all.
Lan Feng's network operation is just to avoid unnecessary trouble.
drive now.
for safety.
Still have to drive over.
After waiting for a while.
The surrogate driver came running over.
0.3 looks embarrassed.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry."
But then I saw Lan Feng sitting in the main driver.
Wear your own clothes.
"You are... um?"
"How did you pass the DUI check?"
The surrogate driver was full of question marks.
Lan Feng got out of the driver's car.
He took off the driver's vest and handed it to him.
Patted the driver on the shoulder.
"The traffic policeman is my little brother, and ah, remember to finish it before going to work."
Lan Feng finished.
Only the surrogate driver who was messing in the wind was left behind.
Lan Feng went to the back door.
"Ahem, Ziyi, I think the back of your skirt is a little wrinkled? Come on, get out of the car and I'll fix it for you, it doesn't look good~"
Li Ziyi listened,
Immediately obediently got out of the car.
"Where is it? Help me tidy it up."
Lan Feng smiled and helped Li Ziyi tidy up the skirt that didn't need to be tidied at all.
Then he sat down in the car.
He sat next to Liu Ke.
"Okay, it's done, you come up, let's go."
It was called Li Ziyi.
And Li Ziyi didn't think too much about it.
got in the car.
The little assistant didn't think of anything else at all.
But Liu Ke saw through Lao Liu's purpose at a glance.
He looked at Lan Feng with a deep smile.
"You are really smart."
Yin and Yang said strangely.
"Cough cough."
Lan Feng coughed a few times, but did not speak.
after awhile.
on a smooth road.
Liu Ke and Li Ziyi lay on Lan Feng's body again.
"Life is like this, helping others is fun.
Lan Feng was talking to himself.
water friends.
"I *your* ****
"Your boy will die at the hands of a woman sooner or later!"
"Woo woo woo, my goddess."
"Old Six!"
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