Pool Squirt Party? I Backhanded A Tube Of Makeup Remover
083 The Young Man Is Not Bad, He Is The Type That The Aunt Likes!
Liu Ke heard the people around her pointing at her.
Just take off the sunglasses.
He retorted to the people around him: "You guys are just yelling here without knowing anything, I have a driving recorder installed in my car, and this old lady is an asshole.
And how I bought my car is none of your business. A lot of people are old and don't have a clue.
With the sunglasses off.
A bright face appeared in front of everyone.
There are a pair of peach blossom eyes on the palm-sized oval face, like a lake, clean and clear.
Fair skin is more matte and pleasant under the sun's rays.
Liu Ke's character determines that her performance must be very strong.
The voice fell.
The surrounding voices suddenly became quieter.
Still, there was some murmuring.
"What kind of quality, didn't I just say a few words about you, and we don't know what's going on."
"That's right, being so grown-up is still so rude. I don't know how to respect the elderly at all, and I don't know how to teach at home."
Liu Ke just wanted to continue to refute.
The little assistant stood up and said loudly: "I was here all the time just now, this old lady is a slut, don't talk if you don't know anything!"
Lan Feng was a little surprised at the little assistant who suddenly stood up.
Give him a thumbs up directly: "Courage!"
"Hey, brother, I just see them talking nonsense indiscriminately, and I'm a little angry."
The little assistant scratched his head in embarrassment, and stood back again.
heard the words.
Liu Ke also smiled slightly at the little assistant.
Thank you.
Then he looked at the old lady on the ground again: "Auntie, how about this, I'm in a hurry now, I'll give you 500 yuan and let it go, you should know that going to the police station won't do you any good."
Now that Liu Ke is ready to act with Lan Feng.
Then it must be fully played.
The old lady lying on the bed heard that the car was in a hurry.
My heart is happy again, and I am not in a hurry anymore.
He said slowly: "500 yuan? What about sending the beggar?
There is a standard for charging in this business, 1/100 of the car price, less is not enough, no need for pictures.
I won’t get up today without 10,000 yuan.”.”
As the aunt spoke, she moved herself under the front of the car.
Hearing this, Liu Ke immediately laughed angrily: "Ten thousand yuan? Why don't you rob the bank!"
"Heh, do you think I'm stupid, auntie? At least ten years in prison for robbing a bank, and a few days for Pengci at most.
"???"
"?????"
In the live broadcast room, the audience was directly overwhelmed by the aunt's operation show.
"Auntie, you are so awesome hahahaha, I laughed to death."
"Hahahaha I'll go, now there is not only a charging standard for touching porcelain, but also you have to know how to recite the criminal law?"
"I'm not afraid that my aunt can touch porcelain, but I'm afraid that the one who touches porcelain is educated!"
"Although it's not authentic, but this aunt's operation really gave me a lot of fun, hahahaha."
"I came later, after seeing the owner of the car, I knew what the owner said must be right.
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After Lan Feng saw that the two were in a stalemate.
Go straight up.
He said to Liu Ke:
"OK, your role is over for the time being, let me do it instead."
"Drive the car away, stop here and watch so many people, it's too Zhang Yang, the rest just watch me perform."
Liu Ke nodded.
Then put on the sunglasses and go back to the car, start the car, put it in gear, reverse the car, step on the accelerator and drive away.
"Hey, hey, you, you, you are hit and run, you have to take full responsibility [I called the police!"
Old lady lying on the ground.
Looking at the sports car that suddenly sped away.
Straight up a carp.
This wave directly stunned the people next to him and the audience in the live broadcast room.
"Crooked sun? Did you make a mistake? Hahahaha, the carp is here now?"
"You are not mistaken, with all due respect, this aunt is definitely a Lianjiazi!"
"Hahahahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing, so..."
"Everyone here, it's not that I'm mocking you. I'm afraid that even a 20-year-old boy will not be able to beat this old lady."
"Hahahahaha..."
The old lady leaned on crutches and shouted: "How can you just run away! You don't talk about martial arts, it's really not good, I will give you a 20% discount on Wednesday!"
"Ma'am, don't chase after me. I am the secretary of our boss. Our boss has not escaped. I will be responsible for the rest of the matter."
Lan Feng handed the reading glasses to the aunt and said.
The old lady put on her reading glasses.
Carefully looked at Lan Feng: "Well, he looks pretty good, the type that my aunt liked when she was young, and you are your boss's little boy?"
"?"
"Hahahahaha!"
"This aunt is also a temperamental person, hahahaha..."
While speaking, the aunt lay down holding Lan Feng's thigh.
"Auntie, if you want to hug your thigh, you should hug the one behind with the phone! He runs slowly! Let's talk in the shade on a hot day!"
Lan Feng looked at the old lady and pointed at the little assistant who was holding the live broadcast mobile phone.
Assistant: "(covered face) huh?!"
The old lady: "This one is okay, no loss."
shade.
Lan Feng struck first. (Wang is good)
He opened his mouth and said: "Ma'am, your behavior of touching porcelain just now was recorded by this camera. Our boss is in a hurry, but I am very free. If you want to call the police
I can sue you for racketeering and hang out with you forever. So in order not to affect your business, let's make big things small and small things small. Let's just treat what happened today as a farce. "
Although the old lady was a little guilty when she heard the words.
But more is not reconciled.
Good guy account.
The little girl just now at least returned 500 yuan.
Now you have nothing left.
I co-authored the old lady for nothing.
Is it easy for me on a hot day?
It also cost two yuan to print A4 paper!
So the old lady held her forehead directly.
He wailed: "Oh, I can't do it, my head hurts, my blood pressure must have been raised by you!"
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