Pope System of Rebirth

Qin Lang came out of Shibei Mental Hospital in a very bad mood.

Don't get me wrong, Qin Lang is not a mental patient, nor are his father and mother. The main reason why he came here is to place a person named "Fire Cloud Evil God" inside.

That's right, he was the guy who could hold a bullet between his two fingers, said the famous saying, "All martial arts in the world are invincible, except speed." Finally, he was knocked down by the palm of Tathagata God.

We have to start from the beginning.

As usual, Qin Lang hurried to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company after school. On the way, an old beggar on the roadside reached out and took Qin Lang's arm.

At that moment, Qin Lang's body trembled for no reason, as if he was being targeted by a wild beast. He subconsciously broke away from the old beggar's ultra-modern hand and prepared to run away.

"Kid, I see that you have amazing bones and are a unique martial arts wizard... I will leave the task of maintaining world peace to you from now on."

What a familiar opening remark. If you were reluctant to leave, at least Qin Lang stopped, took out a few dollars from his pocket, and looked at the old man: "Oh, that's it. How much does a Tathagata Palm cost?"

As for the Nine Yin Manual, is it cheaper..."

The old beggar shook his head mysteriously: "Then the Tathagata Palm and the Nine Yin Manual are all deceptions for children, and I am a god - I want to ask, do you want to be a god too?"

"..." Qin Lang stared at the old beggar's majestic face for nine point six seconds, and finally held back a sentence: "God? It's such a good profession. You should keep it to yourself?"

But a master is a master. What the old beggar said next made Qin Lang love, er, worship him for no reason.

"Your underwear is a combination of red, yellow and blue stripes + a cannon pattern on the front + a capital letter 's' pattern on the left + a capital letter 'm' pattern on the right + a chrysanthemum pattern on the back."

As soon as these words came out, thousands of waves were shocked. The eyes of the aunts, little girls, old men and boys on the streets and alleys fell on Qin Lang one after another. The power of the attacks was no less than that of nuclear radiation.

This is a pure adjective) Qin Lang's face was sprayed with blood (purely an exaggeration).

Without saying a word, Qin Lang picked up the old beggar and ran away. The scene and picture could be compared to the wedding scene in a soap opera.

Speaking of the underwear Qin Lang wore today, it was actually exactly what the old beggar described. Of course, Qin Lang was not a pervert. The reason was that he lost a bet with his best friend the day before yesterday - he had to wear it for three days.

During these three days, Qin Lang was extremely careful and confident: no one knew this secret...

Back to topic.

After arriving at the 'safe' zone, Qin Lang calmed down and asked, "Old man, how did you know?"

"There's no need for me to waste time explaining such a simple thing."

The old beggar raised the topic. Then his expression became serious and he said slowly:

"You could have been a god, but 0.03 seconds before you were born, you had an erotic dream. The object was Pangu, the daughter of the great god Pangu. This matter was not a big deal, but Pannu has already

I was pregnant with your child, so Hongmeng Realm held a meeting to discuss a very serious social moral and ethical issue: How to treat a person who should be a god but has not yet become a god and has a relationship with a god when he is about to be born but has not yet been born.

's children."

As a high school student, Qin Lang dare not say that he is so knowledgeable that he knows everything, but he still understands some common sense of physiology - Qin Lang began to doubt whether the old beggar in front of him was a level 10 psychopath who just said he hit his underwear.

The color is probably just a one-in-a-million coincidence.

"So, now you have three options: The first option is that you can become a time traveler and be given a real artifact (an ordinary weapon in Hongmeng Realm) + an upgrade system (an ordinary smart computer in Hongmeng Realm), and then you only need

It is enough to practice to become a god. Remember, you must at least become a great god of the level of Pangu.

Qin Lang was puzzled: "Why do you have to become a great god like Pangu at least?"

"Nonsense, if you can't defeat Pangu, the result will be death - but you gave his daughter to..."

Qin Lang: "..."

"Then, the second option is: if you can wait for Pannu to give birth to your child, and really only like her as a goddess, you can become a god in a day, and be able to become a legal couple in Hongmeng Realm with Pannu.

Then Pangu has no right to control you."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you that excluding the possibility of premature birth, your and Pannu's child will not be born until three million years later. Therefore, during these three million years, you must remain as pure as jade... Since you are a mortal, I

If you mind becoming a monk, you can be reincarnated tens of thousands of times."

Qin Lang rolled his eyes. Reincarnating as a monk for tens of thousands of lives would be worse than being killed by Pangu.

"Finally, the third option: As long as you do something for Hongmeng Realm, after this life is over, you will naturally be promoted to become a god."

Qin Lang turned around expressionlessly: "What you said is really good. You are really powerful, but I haven't removed the earwax yet, 886." But the old beggar held his hand again: "Everything I said is true.

It’s more real than real gold.”

The old beggar suddenly retracted his hand, with a satisfied smile on his face: "Haha, this saves trouble, your dad has agreed."

"My dad agreed?" Qin Lang was startled for a moment, then sneered: "Are you kidding? Do you know how to clone yourself?"

"Your father has agreed to the third option. From today on, you will become the person who defends the earth, the spokesperson of the earth and the ambassador of peace."

Qin Lang roared: "I'm not a Saiyan!"

"To put it simply, the reason for the third choice is: the last round of the Gods Conference in Hongmeng Realm formulated a multi-interface and multi-dimensional integration policy, so you are fortunate to be the person who implements this policy. In the future, there will be others on the earth

When guests from this world or dimension come to visit, you just need to treat them well."

The old beggar said and waved his hand, and a person appeared out of thin air next to him. He was an ugly-looking old man with a bald head and a strange smile.

The strange thing is that no one around him showed any surprise. It seemed that the old man had been standing there for a long time.

Qin Lang also noticed this, blinked hurriedly and looked again, and found that the old man had indeed appeared suddenly, "Nima, could it be that this old beggar is really a god, and everything he said is true...

"

"Kid, this is Fire Cloud Evil God, his first guest on earth. You must entertain him well."

After the old beggar said another sentence, he ignored it in an extremely irresponsible manner - Qin Lang was sure that all the world champions in running events would be scum compared to the old beggar.

Seeing the old beggar's back disappearing in an instant, Qin Lang looked at the old man in front of him with a stiff expression. Well, it was the Fire Cloud Evil God. Not only did this girl match the appearance, but the style was also not bad - the shabby white vest was always surrounded by

to the thighs. Both feet are wearing two unique slippers.

"Hehe...boy, you are the guardian of this world, you are too weak~" Fire Cloud Evil God said in a strange manner. His expression was full of disappointment and contempt.

Murderous intent! What is murderous intent? Qin Lang didn’t understand it at all before, but now he can say with certainty: The guy in front of him has murderous intent towards him. It is a sense of death that is as real as a direct penetration.

Deep in the human soul.

Qin Lang's expression changed and he asked: "Senior, have you ever heard of the Tathagata Divine Palm?"

"Tathagata Divine Palm? Of course I know, it is a legendary palm technique, said to be dropped from the sky..." Fire Cloud Evil God answered, and grinned strangely: "Any martial arts practiced to the extreme will lead to the same goal through different paths - martial arts in the world

, Nothing can be broken, only speed can’t be broken!”

After hearing what he said, Qin Lang breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that this guy hadn't played against little Axing yet.

"You have a beautiful mouth, but in the end it was ripped off by the Tathagata God's palm."

Qin Lang cursed in his heart, but he smiled on his face: "Senior's martial arts cultivation is really at its peak. He is probably invincible in the world, and even quite empty and lonely. No one can be your opponent anymore, but I can guarantee that he will be able to

Find some opponents for you."

"How confident are you that you can guarantee this?"

"Just because I am the guardian of this world."

"..." Fire Cloud Evil God was silent for a long time, and finally spoke again: "Take me to a mental hospital."

"Okay, senior, you won't be lonely for too long..."

…

Someone once said: If you don’t have ideals as a human being, what’s the difference between being a salty fish? So, even if you have hundreds of thousands per second, you still have to have ideals...

Uh, that's too far.

After placing the Fire Cloud Evil God, Qin Lang quickly took a taxi to Tianyu Media Film and Television Company.

Of course, Qin Lang didn't go there to play, or to see his parents, but because - Qin Lang's ideal is to be an actor, preferably a comedian, and even better, a director.

.

Because it is located in the south of the Yangtze River, there are many mountains and rivers. Looking up, there are green trees and green water everywhere. Qin Lang, who was in the car, sightseeing along the way, his worries naturally faded away, and his mood gradually improved. This place can be called the most beautiful place in the world.

It is a land of outstanding people, and there have been many literati and poets in history. Wang Xizhi, the great calligrapher of the Jin Dynasty, once lived in this land for a long time.

After arriving at the set, several uncles and aunts greeted him:

"Xiao Ye, you came so early."

"Yes, yes, this boy works very hard."

Qin Lang greeted them with a smile and walked into the recording studio.

At this time, a scene was being filmed inside, and Qin Lang was picking up some debris and doing cleaning work.

After a few minutes, a pretending uncle called Qin Lang to come over. He understood that it was his turn.

Without exception, Qin Lang is also a minor player, and he is unpaid. Speaking of which, Qin Lang does not come from a wealthy family, but his livelihood is sufficient. The reason why he comes here is purely to pursue his own ideals.

"Director Wang, let's discuss with you whether I should have a line?"

Qin Lang had been working here as a sidekick and bit player for three months without even a single line. This time he finally couldn't help but make a request to the young director named Wang. This was partly because he ran into something that happened before.

.

Director Wang is a middle-aged man with a very ordinary appearance. The only thing that is unusual is that he has long hair. Perhaps this is the appearance characteristic that he thinks he must have as a director.

In his opinion, Qin Lang was the kind of young man who wanted to be a star and dreamed of becoming famous overnight. He did not directly reject Qin Lang's request, but asked with interest:

"Oh~ boy, you are playing passerby J now. Passers-by a, b, c, d... all have no lines. What do you think is so special about you that you need to have lines?"

When Qin Lang heard that the other party did not refuse directly, he answered and fought seriously: "Well, Director Wang, the scene now is a scene where a hijacker is rampant and threatens the passengers in the cabin with a gun. The young man I play should be more passionate.

Son, this is more in line with the character of the character I am currently playing."

"Well, that makes sense. What line do you want to add?"

Director Wang nodded. Although he sneered at Qin Lang's words that "young people should have passionate blood" - under the threat of death, blood with high temperature should freeze. But the movie is an illusory thing, so show it appropriately.

The brilliance of humanity is always good.

"Just say, 'All martial arts in the world are invincible. Only speed is invincible'. What do you think?"

I don’t know if it was some mistake or not. Qin Lang said this sentence subconsciously, just because the guy Huoyun Evil God suddenly appeared in his mind...

Director Wang was stunned for a moment and looked unhappy: "Your name is Qin Lang. Now you are filming an action movie, not a comedy. In this kind of scene, according to common sense, as a passerby, you should be frightened out of your mind. You have to have

The line should also be 'Don't kill me'."

"But Director Wang, according to psychology, criminals will react to the other party's abrupt words to a certain extent..." Qin Lang still did not give up and tried his best to persuade.

"Qin Lang, are you the director or am I the director?"

Director Wang's tone suddenly became serious. Facing a minor actor who dared to argue with him, he felt that his dignity as a director had been challenged.

"Of course you are the director, then let me change the line..."

"No change!" Director Wang's tone became more serious, and he said: "You are here today. As a high school student, I think you should focus on studying and think about it when you go back."

Seeing what Qin Lang wanted to say, several uncles and aunties gathered around and tried to persuade him:

"Yes, Xiaoye, the director is right, you high school students are already having a hard time studying..."

"Stop arguing with the director and go back today?"

…

Qin Lang's home was not far from Tianyu Media Film and Television Company. On the way back, Qin Lang did not take a taxi. Thinking of what he had said to Director Wang, he understood that he still had not settled down.

Just kidding, I met Boos, the villain in the movie, and he is also a guy who kills people easier than chopping vegetables. Qin Lang, who is responsible for the safety of the entire earth at the moment, is truly called Yali Shanda.

After thinking wildly in his mind for a while, Qin Lang finally understood one thing: his future life may be quite exciting, comparable to the anti-Japanese heroes of the past, and the legendary ones, except that Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun and

Dong Cunrui was his companion, but he was probably alone and alone against the enemy.

However, the optimistic spirit inherited from someone of the previous generation showed up in Qin Lang. After extreme depression, there was extreme taboo ecstasy.

Qin Lang, who was walking on the street, suddenly laughed, with a mood of "Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others because they can't see through it." Immediately, passers-by had to pay attention to him.

I don’t know if any great person has ever said that life is like a play, and Qin Lang had this realization at this moment.

After reviewing what the old beggar said, Qin Lang began to think about how he should deal with those people from movies... Well, it might be more than just movies. After all, the old guy said that it is multi-dimensional and multi-world.

, it definitely includes characters from novels, history, etc.

Like other high school students, because the school is close to home, Qin Lang often goes home. Basically, he sleeps at home for two nights every three days. The rest of the day, he usually sleeps at school with his best friend.

In the dormitory.

Qin Lang has a very good relationship with his family. His family is an ordinary family of three. His grandparents, uncles, aunts and other relatives and friends are all far away from here. The reason is very simple - Qin Lang's father and mother were in their fifteenth year.

That boundary was crossed at the age of 16, and Qin Lang was born at the age of 16. Before the bell of the 21st century rang, the actions of the couple were naturally not influenced by the outdated ideas of the previous generation.

accept.

"I will treat you as my son (daughter)!" Qin Lang's grandfather and grandfather said this sixteen years ago, even though Qin Lang's grandmother and grandmother were interceding hard on the side.

Because of this, Qin Lang's parents took Qin Lang away from home, worked hard, and finally settled here.

Qin Lang is sixteen years old this year, and his parents have been together for sixteen years. But their relationship is still as hot and wild as a young boy and a girl in their prime. Perhaps because of this, they don't look older - confirming an old saying

:Having a young mentality is truly young.

Qin Lang, who grew up in such a bad family environment, is naturally lucky. No good thing can compare to the happiness of a family. The destination of love and friendship is family affection.

"Wow, Xiaoye, you are finally back. You scared your father and me to death."

The moment he walked into the house, Qin Lang was hugged hard by a man and shouted. After understanding what this guy said, everyone probably understood his identity - Father Li.

Father Li's name is Li Qiang. His nickname is Xiao Qiang. Of course, Qin Lang can't call him that.

"Dad, let me ask you something...let me go first."

After Li Qiang let go of his son, he put on his signature smile and said, "Xiaoye, I know what you want to ask. Is it about that old guy?"

"Ha - it's really you who... agreed to that old beggar!" Qin Lang shouted. He stared at his unscrupulous father with inexplicable excitement.

"Xiao Ye, I am thinking about you. You have to choose anyway, and your father and I are a man in his thirties after all. I am more mature in thinking than you. The third choice I made for you is the most suitable for you.

. Besides, dad will help you."

"I don't care, you disrespect my privacy too much."

Qin Lang gritted his teeth and shouted, getting into a posture: "Lao Qiang, I want to fight you to the death today!"

"Your father, I have already taken that old beggar's elixir. If you fight with me, you are still far behind."

"..." Qin Lang's cheeks stiffened. Looking at the proud Li Qiang in front of him, he roared in his heart: Damn it, everyone else is cheating on me, why am I being cheated by dad!

No wonder his father agreed. Ganqing had already received the benefits from the old beggar.

Qin Lang said with red eyes: "Then what kind of panacea did you take that actually sold your son?" To be honest, if his father didn't get something really good, Li Qiang really wouldn't agree, and he would have to find it sooner or later.

The old beggar is talking nonsense.

"That is, you can become a real Xiaoqiang." Li Qiang answered.

"What do you mean, I don't understand."

"The old man gave me a super-era drug that can perfectly integrate human genes with genes of other species." Li Qiang explained, and finally chuckled: "And I have already used that drug, which can combine human genes with genes of other species."

Fusion with Xiaoqiang’s genes.”

Qin Lang asked blankly: "Which Xiaoqiang?"

"Of course it's the cockroach that can't be killed."

"What!" Qin Lang screamed and looked at his father in shock.

"Haha~ Ye'er, I also used that drug." A soft voice came from the back room, and a woman in a white dress came out with a smile.

Qin Lang was filled with shame: "Mom, are you also messing around with dad?"

"What nonsense is this?" Li Qiang protested and said loudly: "What is synonymous with strength? There is only a cockroach! Now I have the tenacious vitality of a cockroach, and I am a veritable immortal little strong man."

Qin Lang knew very well about cockroaches. Its nickname "Xiaoqiang" came from a movie "Tang Bo Hu Spots Autumn Fragrance" more than ten years ago, and it became famous all over the country.

But the cockroach does not deserve its reputation in vain. It has enough qualifications to be called the "Immortal Little Strong".

For example, cockroaches were born 400 million years ago, 300 million years earlier than the dinosaurs. Even the dinosaurs became extinct, but cockroaches still survive to this day. They are indeed powerful creatures - the creatures with the longest survival history.

There is also the reproductive capacity of cockroaches. A female cockroach can reproduce up to one million offspring a year - the reproductive capacity is one million times that of humans.

Not to mention the false reputation of "the first of the four pests", just one point: if there is a third world war, a nuclear explosion, and the destruction of all living things on the earth, only cockroaches will still be alive - similar to the extinction of the dinosaurs in the Baiji period, cockroaches will still be alive.

alive.

By the way, after cutting off the head of a cockroach, it will take nine days for it to die. Don’t get me wrong, it will starve to death. Looking at history and the future, it is estimated that only Xiaoqiang can sing all the way and witness the rise and fall of all things.

"Haha, and although I have cockroach genes, I'm not afraid of slippers (a traditional weapon used to kill cockroaches) because I still look like a human."

Seeing his father's appearance, Qin Lang could only shake his head helplessly, feeling completely satisfied and proud of being a 'real Xiaoqiang'.

Ignoring his unscrupulous father, Qin Lang looked at his mother: "Mom. Dad has fused the genes of cockroaches. What about you?"

"Tyrannosaurus!"

When these two words came out of his mother's mouth, Qin Lang was completely speechless.

Qin Lang's mother's name is Ai Xiaoyu. This name is very common and there is nothing unusual about it, so in all aspects, she should be similar to other mothers.

Qin Lang is very curious about things in the past, especially about his parents, but as a junior, it is not convenient for him to ask. However, sometimes the two of them will mention it a little bit.

In Qin Lang's impression, the feeling his mother gave him was very warm and beautiful, but sometimes it would surprise him.

Therefore, Qin Lang speculated: His mother was definitely very different when she was a child than she is now...

"Oh. It's the Tyrannosaurus rex. Tyrannosaurus rex and Tyrannosaurus rex mean the same thing."

Ai Xiaoyu seemed to think that her son didn't understand. He explained it in detail again.

"..." Qin Lang opened his mouth, and finally complained with difficulty: "Mom, how did you think of merging the genes of the Tyrannosaurus? Your personality will not be affected?"

Tyrannosaurus is a kind of dinosaur. I believe everyone knows about the creatures of the Baiji. But the main reason why it is called Tyrannosaurus is because of its cruel character. If his mother is affected by this, Qin Lang really plans to find the old beggar.

To settle the score, I have to knock out one of your teeth.

Ai Xiaoyu laughed: "Ye'er, do you hate Tyrannosaurus? I like it very much~"

Qin Lang was startled for a moment. Speaking of which, his mother really liked Tyrannosaurus rex. She would often watch some movies about Tyrannosaurus rex whenever she had nothing to do. Whenever this happened, his father seemed to be very nervous.

, and keep myself away from my mother.

"Xiaoye, it seems we haven't told you that your mother was a bad girl when she was in middle school. She was known as a female tyrannosaurus!" Li Qiang finally woke up from his state of contentment and explained to Qin Lang.

"Female, female Tyrannosaurus?"

Qin Lang was stunned for a while. Although his mother was a little weird sometimes, in his opinion, she should be a naturally stupid kind. But he didn't expect that she was a delinquent girl in middle school and was called a "female tyrannosaurus".

But my mother is also considered a beauty, so how could she have such a title?

"Haha, don't underestimate your mother. She beat all the bad boys in high school to the ground. Your mother was a bad guy in that school at that time, and she was a woman, so she naturally got a

Nicknamed the Female Tyrannosaurus." Li Qiang seemed to see what Qin Lang was thinking, with a look of dismay on his face: "But I am worthy of being Xiao Qiang, I can conquer the Female Tyrannosaurus, I admire you~ Ouch~"

"Xiaoqiang, what are you talking about?" Ai Xiaoyu pinched his waist and stared at her husband with beautiful eyes: "Really, you are talking nonsense in front of your children."

Li Qiang bared his teeth and retorted: "Xiaoyu, this is a fact. Besides, Xiaoye is not young anymore. At our age, she had already given birth to him..."

"You still said that!" Ai Xiaoyu hummed.

"Forget it, forget it~" Qin Lang covered his forehead and looked at the two people fighting weakly. The combination of the immortal Xiaoqiang and the female tyrannosaurus was probably unbeatable.

"ah--"

A scream came from the back room, which was extremely harsh.

"There is a thief!" Qin Lang immediately had this thought in his mind and immediately rushed into the back room.

After running into the room, Qin Lang looked around and found that there was no one in the room. The scream came again. He finally heard it clearly this time. It came from the bathroom.

Without thinking, Qin Lang rushed to the bathroom door in a few steps and pushed the door open.

Then Qin Lang saw a girl, uh, prepared to say, it should be a girl's naked body.

The girl was facing Qin Lang sideways, with a look of fear on her face, as if she had seen something terrible. At this moment, the bathroom door suddenly opened, and she saw Qin Lang again. The girl's expression suddenly became more exciting and ashamed.

, emotions such as annoyance, anger, fear, surprise, etc. are mixed together.

"Pah——"

Qin Lang quickly closed the door, wondering: Could this be an illusion? How could a beautiful girl appear in my bathroom?

Yes, that is a girl with short brown hair, who looks to be only thirteen or fourteen years old. She has a beautiful face, but her body is extremely slender, seemingly 1.6 meters tall...

"Yes, it must be an illusion!"

Qin Lang muttered in his heart, turned around again, and accidentally opened the bathroom door for the second time.

This time, Qin Lang finally clearly saw the jade body of a young girl - completely naked.

Originally, the girl was stunned, but Qin Lang's second 'offense' at this moment undoubtedly added fuel to the fire.

"Really, I didn't expect it to be true."

Qin Lang roared secretly. After seeing the girl's expression, he couldn't help but feel ashamed: I guess he has been regarded as a pervert?

"Chichi——"

A sound of arc flashing sounded, which was particularly harsh in this quiet and strange environment. Why is there a sound of arc flashing? There is only one answer, and that is - the girl's body is discharging electricity.

The girl was already extremely beautiful, and her body was like a carefully carved white jade porcelain. At this moment, in the blue and white arc, she looked even more attractive, revealing a mysterious and heroic spirit, but more importantly, she was extremely tempting.

Although Qin Lang's eyes were fixed on the girl's mysterious part, his mind was filled with turbulent waves and he could not calm down.

"This... this girl can discharge electricity?" Qin Lang was convinced that he couldn't believe it. He immediately came to the conclusion: "The girl in front of him who was blinded by him is not an earthling. Well, it should be said that she is not an ordinary earthling."

Since she is not an ordinary earthling, there is only one explanation. The girl in front of her, like the Fire Cloud Evil God, is an uninvited guest who came to the earth.

After Qin Lang made a judgment in his mind at the speed of light, he immediately realized that he was in a dangerous situation. The thunder and lightning released by the girl in front of him in anger could probably turn him into charcoal.

Thinking of the serious consequences, Qin Lang immediately reacted and shouted confidently: "Who are you! And what are you doing in my bathroom?"

At this moment, Qin Lang asked a very poor question. What can a girl do in the bathroom? What else can she do besides taking a bath?

The girl lost a lot of her momentum due to Qin Lang's first move, and the sounds coming out of her mouth also seemed intermittent. I don't know whether she was angry or really considering: "You, you... I, I do, what do I do..."

"As a girl, you are naked in front of a strange boy. What are you talking about..." Qin Lang lectured righteously, and his tone suddenly became more serious: "How unbecoming!"

The girl woke up from Qin Lang's loud roar, and then realized that she was still naked. Her pretty face was instantly covered with red clouds, and she immediately pulled the towel aside and wrapped it around her body.

At this time, Li Qiang, Ai Xiaoyu and his wife also rushed over. After hearing Qin Lang's words, they saw the situation in front of them and understood what was going on.

Ai Xiaoyu glanced at Qin Lang angrily and said, "Ye'er, don't scare Meiqin, she is here to be a guest at my house."

"Oh~" Qin Lang said, feeling relieved.

In fact, at that moment, the situation was really dangerous:

After all, Qin Lang is just an ordinary person for the time being, and the girl can discharge electricity, and it seems that the power cannot be underestimated. If the girl is really angry and electrocutes Qin Lang hard, it will really

It will make him feel better.

Qin Lang knew this in his heart, so he immediately used his conspiracy to gain time for his parents to come over.

"Xiao Meiqin, don't be afraid. My son is just like this. In fact, he is very good." Li Qiang also joined in and comforted the girl.

Facing the looks of Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang, the girl, although she was already going crazy, could only reply with a dry smile: "Ho ho... I, I'm not afraid of him."

Qin Lang also laughed: "It turns out to be little sister Meiqin..." What, Meiqin? This girl's name is Meiqin? Qin Lang couldn't help but shuddered, shaking once, twice, and then again: "...Sister Pao!

"

"..." Mikoto bit her teeth and looked at Qin Lang with wide-eyed eyes, her heart itching with hatred. The smile of the boy in front of her seemed particularly hateful to her. The last sentence of "Pao Jie" was obviously referring to herself -

—She is a beautiful girl, how could she be addressed with such words?

Mikoto was extremely angry, but she calmed down a lot. She thought about what had just happened. She immediately realized something. She should have given the boy in front of her an unforgettable lesson just now, but she was actually given a lesson by his momentum.

Calm down.

As she thought about it, Mikoto breathed heavily again. She was really angry: as a beautiful girl and a famous railgun, her pure and pure body was exposed to the eyes of the opposite sex for the first time.

, and this boy who looked at his body didn’t even have a word of praise...

"Mikoto. Are you going to live in our house from now on?"

Meiqin, who was having random thoughts, was awakened by Ai Xiaoyu's words. She quickly glanced at Qin Lang and politely shook her head in refusal: "Thank you, Auntie, for your kindness, but how can I be so embarrassed..."

Li Qiang interrupted Meiqin's words and said carelessly: "What are you embarrassed about? You are so cute, your Aunt Xiaoyu and I treat you as our daughter. Do you dislike us?"

Qin Lang rolled his eyes wildly on the side. There are no people like you in the world. It's just a complete acquaintance. Just 'adopting' an outsider without any compensation is too cheap. Anyway, one more person.

People just need an extra pair of chopsticks.

To be honest, Qin Lang still hopes that Sister Pao can live in his own home:

In any case, she is a very kind-hearted girl. She is polite and strong. In this way, she can also ensure the safety of her parents. Besides, it is scientifically proven that if a man looks at a beautiful woman for more than ten minutes a day, he will

It can extend your life by 4 to 5 years. I might as well verify the authenticity of this statement from Sister Pao’s face.

As for what happened just now, Qin Lang didn't take it to heart at all. He was joking, he couldn't even deal with a little girl, so what qualifications did he have to be called a man (complete self-esteem was at play)?

"Haha, yes, Pao...Miqin, you live in my house?" Qin Lang said with a smile again.

Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang said it was okay. As soon as Qin Lang opened his mouth, Meiqin's expression changed. After seeing Qin Lang's smiling face, she immediately said loudly: "No, I, I... thank you uncle and aunt for your kindness, I

Let’s go first.”

As she said that, Mikoto really planned to leave immediately. Seeing the girl was about to walk out of the bathroom, Qin Lang couldn't help but said: "Well..."

But Mikoto dodges even more quickly, running out of Qin Lang's house in a few steps and heading in one direction on the street.

"If I call a few dozen times, Mikoto will come back."

Qin Lang said suddenly, his expression full of confidence, and Ai Xiaoyu and Li Qiang on the side also nodded in agreement.

"1,2...8,9..." Qin Lang said and started counting.

Sure enough, when Qin Lang counted to '10', Miqin came back again. She looked at the three of them with a red face: "I'm here to return the bath towel..."

"Oh~" Qin Lang and the others nodded.

Miqin glanced at the place where the clothes were placed in the bathroom, and her face turned redder: "Well, where are my clothes?"

Qin Lang smiled and said: "Oh, it's the underwear with the Gutai pattern printed on it... I'm sorry, I thought those clothes were for you to change, so I threw them in the washing machine."

"..." Mikoto gritted her teeth and almost had the urge to shoot the boy in front of her immediately (this shot was not that shot), but she still held it back, but her hairline was flickering faintly.

arc.

In the end, Meiqin did not stay at Qin Lang's house after all. After all her clothes were dry, she said goodbye to Li Qiang and his wife again.

As the saying goes, "A tough melon is not sweet." Qin Lang, in line with the purpose of losing my life, did not try to save Meiqin - after all, what should come will surely come.

There are so many things that happened today, which are not only bizarre, but also unbelievable.

But now Qin Lang believes it no matter how much he doesn't believe it. From today on, the earth will no longer be an ordinary earth. Under the seemingly ordinary appearance, there are unimaginable miracles hidden.

And Qin Lang's fate has been completely linked to the earth - his identity as "Earth's Spokesperson" is enough to explain everything.

In this regard, Qin Lang was extremely unwilling and resentful: Speaking of the people who defend the earth, it stands to reason that they should be Saiyans. Well, they should be Saiyans with broken heads (not in a derogatory sense)!

Ordinary, what is ordinary?

Qin Lang a moment ago was the best portrayal of the word ordinary. But now...

"What is life~ is... loneliness~"

Qin Lang was lying on the bed in his room and taking a nap. He suddenly heard a self-questioning sigh, which made him have to open his eyes. He felt depressed: "Is it over? It's only the first day, so many people have come. How many more people will come in the future?"

What happened?"

Of course, he was just murmuring in his heart. If he said it out loud, he would probably offend some great god.

Unhappy, Qin Lang turned over and looked at the window sill - the sigh he heard came from this direction.

It is the end of June in the Gregorian calendar, the heat is scorching hot, but the moonlight is as cold as water and as clear as frost...

Qin Lang was stunned, not because of the moonlight shining in from the window, but because of a figure facing him sideways:

Clothes as pale as snow.

A sword edge as pale as snow.

Ruxue's pale profile.

As pale as snow...lonely.

"This is a man as lonely as snow!" Qin Lang only had this thought in his mind. The man in front of him gave him an indescribable shock to his soul.

But the more intuitive feeling is that the plum blossoms are as proud as ice and snow on the distant mountains, and the life is shining like shooting stars in the winter night - the unparalleled sword in the world!

Qin Lang couldn't clearly capture everything about the other party. The only thing he could feel was a weapon called a 'sword'. Although Qin Lang had never seen a real sword, as long as you saw this man, you would

Do you understand what a sword is?

This man has already explained the existence of the sword!

If he had to give him a title, Qin Lang could only find one: Sword God.

Just when Qin Lang was thinking about how to say hello, the figure suddenly moved because there was a young man standing outside the window.

The second person!

Qin Lang was inexplicably surprised and cursed in his heart: "Hey, are you making a mistake? There are only two of them here this time? And they all seem to be super awesome guys."

There is no doubt that that young man is not inferior to the sword god in the slightest.

Although Qin Lang didn't know the identities of the two parties, he was not blind, because the young man was obviously... well, I forgot to mention that Qin Lang's room was on the second floor, which also meant that the young man was floating in mid-air.

Being able to float in mid-air is enough to show how powerful the young man is.

Moreover, the senses that the young man brings to Qin Lang are not weaker than those of the Sword God.

The young man is clearly right in front of us, but it gives people a feeling of nothingness, as if he does not exist at all, giving people a strong sense of sensory and visual astonishment.

Qin Lang is extremely afraid of young people based on this alone. He is definitely a very scary guy. (To be continued...)