Pope System of Rebirth

After buying the vegetables, Qin Lang went straight to the kitchen...

Qin Lang's cooking skills are indeed excellent. In more than half an hour, a table of dishes has been prepared.

Before Qin Lang went up to call the two of them, he saw that the two of them had already gone downstairs. Sister Dugu looked at the table full of fragrant dishes and looked at Qin Lang with curiosity: "Did you make these?"

"Yes, do you have any questions?" Qin Lang replied.

Dugu girl's eyes were filled with strange color, but she didn't show it. Instead, she laughed and said, "Nothing, it looks good, so I'll eat it first."

With that said, Dugu girl had already served a bowl of rice and started eating it like no one else.

Seeing that Dugu Qiubai had already started, Ximen Chuixue was naturally not to be outdone. After shyly thanking Qin Lang, he also sat down, eating and picking up vegetables.

Li Qiang and his wife looked at the two of them blankly, were they being ignored?

But then, the two of them had no time to be depressed, because the two guys, Dugu Qiubei and Ximen Chuixue, destroyed the food too fast. After a while, several plates of food had been snatched up by the two of them. Yes, they were snatching away.

Light![

The two are indeed natural enemies, even at the dinner table. Their eyes and expressions reveal absolute rebellion.

Seeing the two people refusing to give in, Qin Lang patted the table: "Hey, you two, pay attention to your identities. You are the Sword God and the Sword Demon."

"Identity? What is it? Can it be used as food?"

"How can Fubuki not eat the dish that the young master has worked so hard to make?"

Qin Lang: "..."

It was a thrill to see the two of them. Li Qiang and his wife couldn't sit still, so they joined in and competed with the two for food.

"Oh!" Qin Lang cursed secretly. What nonsense could he talk about? It was better to take action.

Qin Lang picked up a string bean, but the next moment, the string bean was gone.

"What's going on?" Qin Lang's eyes widened.

I saw Dugu girl chewing the beans in her mouth and saying with a smile: "You are such a nice person, you even picked up vegetables for me to eat."

"I..." Qin Lang felt his head hurt o(︶︿︶)o...

When Qin Lang picked up the fifteenth dish, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue each tore off a leaf from the green vegetables on his chopsticks. He finally ate a small piece of cabbage heart.

Finally, Qin Lang really couldn't stand it anymore...

He turned around and ate the white rice.

After finishing a table of dishes, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue burped loudly at the same time.[

"Hey, Xiaoyezi. I'm full. I'm going to take a shower first." This is the voice of Dugu girl. Damn it. You can call me Xiaoye, but don't put the word "zi" in the back, okay?

"Young Master, Chui Xue has gone to bed." This is the voice of Ximen Chuixue. Khan~ Ximen Chuixue, you are a man. Even if you are a fake, don't call me Young Master, okay? I will treat you as a woman...

After seeing the two troublesome people leaving, Qin Lang finally breathed a sigh of relief. He looked at the table again and found that even the soup had been licked clean by the two of them, and the plate almost didn't need to be washed.

Qin Lang smacked his lips and looked at the equally depressed Li Qiang and his wife. Not only were they ignored, but they also suffered a devastating defeat in the battle for food.

There was no other way, so Qin Lang had no choice but to put on his apron again and cook a few side dishes again...

After finally finishing dinner for the family, Qin Lang was already a little exhausted. Not only was he tired physically, but he was also tired mentally. Ever since the two legendary figures came on the stage, he had been in a state of being exhausted.

Li Qiang and his wife finally thought of the problem: "Just now, then, those two girls were..." As expected by Qin Lang, Li Qiang and his wife completely mistook Ximen Chuixue for a girl.

To be honest, this is the real world, not the clumsy models in movies where men dress up as women, or women dress up as men. Ximen Chuixue really has a pretty female face, and it looks no different from a female.

.

If Qin Lang hadn't known Ximen Chuixue's gender before, it would have been difficult for him to tell.

Qin Lang explained to his parents for a long time, and they finally understood. Their expressions were full of novelty: "It's incredible!"

"Yes, even I still can't believe it." Qin Lang also sighed. He really didn't understand why the two of them were so different from the original work. They were just like two other people.

After eating and drinking, what’s next? Of course, it’s to play the tuba and trumpet.

Qin Lang considered the previous incident about the water dispenser and immediately rushed to the second floor in order to prevent Dugu Mei and Ximen from destroying the toilet and bathtub in the bathroom.

Qin Lang didn't dare to relax at all when it came to Dugu Girl and Ximen. These two guys were not only troublesome, they were also top-notch super bombers. If he wasn't careful, his house would probably be demolished.

Lose……

After arriving at the living room on the second floor, Qin Lang glanced around and found that no one was there. He hurried to the bathroom and found that, as expected, Dugu girl and Ximen were looking around the toilet.

The two of them opened the lid of the toilet. When they looked inside, they found that the water inside was clear and transparent. Not only did it have no smell, but it also had a faint scent of jasmine - Qin Lang is a very good boy who loves to be clean, and the bathroom is dirty every day.

If you clean it carefully, how can there be a strange smell?

"Is this for washing your face?" Dugu girl murmured doubtfully, while Ximen Xiemeng shook her head: "This should be a natural well, and the water in it is for drinking..."

Qin Lang had a weird look on his face as he listened, and almost couldn't help but laugh out loud. If people knew that a generation of sword demons and a generation of sword gods used the toilet as a washbasin and a natural well, they would be shocked.

Eyeballs popped out.

Fortunately, there was an incident about the water dispenser before, and Qin Lang's ability to withstand it was much stronger, but he also had difficulty controlling himself for a while, and his expression was colorful.

Seeing Qin Lang, the host, appear on the stage, the two of them immediately asked questions without shame.

"Xiao Ye (y) son. I see you came here to go to the latrine. Where is the latrine?"

"Sir, Fubuki, there is only this natural well and the bathtub in this room. I wonder where else can be convenient?"

Qin Lang was very depressed. The way Dugu sister called him had a bit of a local flavor. Why did the word "Xiaoyezi" sound more and more like "little yandere"?

"Well, this natural well is...well, this is the latrine." Qin Lang pointed to the toilet and tried to keep his tone and expression calm.

"..." Dugu girl and Ximen were dumbfounded at the same time, looking at each other with a strange light in their eyes.

In order to avoid getting burned, Qin Lang planned to teach them how to use the toilet immediately.

He didn't waste any time. He went straight up and pointed out the purpose and use of everything in the bathroom, such as how to use the water faucet, and the toilet, of course. How to flush after finishing, and how to get toilet paper.

.By the way, how to use hand sanitizer after cleaning your buttocks and putting on your pants...I even showed you how to sit on the toilet.

After all, Qin Lang had been an actor for a while. Even though he was a minor player, his understanding of language was very limited. After a few words, he had said everything he needed to say, and then he planned to walk out of the bathroom immediately.

But he found that something was wrong with Sister Dugu's expression, and her expression was also uneasy. This made Qin Lang puzzled: Did he say something wrong just now?

Dugu girl asked a very straightforward question: "Did I hear correctly? Use paper to wipe your butt!" Although this sentence sounds ridiculous, the point is that this sentence came from the mouth of a girl.

"Of course, if you don't use paper, what can you use? With your fingers?" Qin Lang's heart was not that big, so he answered casually, his expression quite calm.

Hearing this answer, Dugu girl didn't look angry at all. Instead, she held her delicate chin and seemed to be thinking...

In fact, there was only one issue that Qin Lang did not consider, and that was the times.

You must know that papermaking was a great invention in the Han Dynasty, but it was not until the Yuan Dynasty that the products of this technology were applied to people's most practical life: going to the toilet, that is, going to the toilet.

Why did it come to the Yuan Dynasty? The main reason is that the Yuan Dynasty was founded by the Mongols, and its culture was relatively backward. There was no Han nationality's awareness of "respecting writing paper", so toilet paper entered people's lives.

In the past, for a long time, everyone used bamboo chips to make toilet hygiene products, even the emperor was no exception. During the Tang and Song Dynasties, people used a kind of wood chips called "toilet chips" or "toilet chips".

Bamboo chips, toilet chips, also known as toilet slips, used in the toilet

The toilet paper method was introduced from India with Buddhism. Later, the toilet paper was changed to paper by the Mongolian royal family of the Yuan Dynasty. Simply put, it is a wooden or bamboo strip used to wipe away dirt after defecation. This kind of toilet paper was last century

Also used in parts of China and Japan…

However, Qin Lang's head was spinning faster, and he immediately thought of this problem. It seems that Dugu Meizi, a native of the Song Dynasty, still has this concept of "respecting calligraphy paper".

"Great, wipe your butt with paper, why didn't I think of it? This way, it will not only be clean, but also very comfortable."

Sister Dugu suddenly looked like she had a sudden realization. She smiled happily and looked at Qin Lang happily: "I didn't expect you to be so smart that you would think of using paper to wipe your butt."

"..." Qin Lang said for a while, but he didn't feel the slightest sense of accomplishment when he was praised by such words, let alone any sense of superiority in terms of IQ.

After the two people understood how to use the toilet, they immediately kicked Qin Lang out...

Uh, no!

After Qin Lang came out of the bathroom, his face suddenly turned dark. It seems that the Dugu girl and the Ximen transvestite in the bathroom are a man and a woman, right? A man and a woman are having sex in the bathroom...

Without saying a word, Qin Lang immediately turned around and opened the door. Immediately, Qin Lang heard a scream:

"ah--"

According to common sense, those who scream are usually women, but this time it is an exception - in the bathroom, Ximen, the transvestite, is unbuttoning his belt and is about to pull down his pants and sit on the toilet. At this moment, his eyes are filled with tears.

Qin Lang looked at Qin Lang in fear, as if he had seen a wild beast.

Qin Lang was stunned for a moment, then immediately looked to the side and found that Dugu girl was facing away from Ximen, and hummed: "Hurry up, it takes so long to untie your pants, are you still a man?".

"Uh, sorry. Excuse me."

Qin Lang laughed dryly at Ximen, and quickly stepped forward to hold Dugu's arm: "Miss Dugu, you are a girl. When Brother Chuixue plays the tuba, you'd better stay away."

With that said, Qin Lang was about to pull Dugu girl out of the bathroom, but at this moment, Ximen, the pseudo-mother, said, "Sir, do you want to see Chui Xue's body? I can show it to you."

Qin Lang subconsciously turned his head to look, and found that Ximen, the pseudo-mother, had suddenly changed from fear to shyness, looking at him with watery eyes...

I'm going to pinch you! Even if you are so generous, I will be embarrassed. Qin Lang's cheeks stiffened and he reluctantly replied: "Thank you, Brother Chuixue, for your kindness. After all, I am a man myself, and I already know the male body very well.

,So, now I am only curious about women’s bodies.”

Dugu girl suddenly broke away from Qin Lang's hand. She squeezed her pink fist and said, "Xiao Ye, what are you doing? I'm competing with him. Let's see who finishes first. You'd better go out first. I will definitely win."

of……"

"No!" Qin Lang's voice suddenly became thirty decibels louder. This was the first time he had such a firm attitude - at this moment, Qin Lang didn't even care that Dugu sister called him a little bitch.

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Qin Lang, who stopped talking nonsense, roared domineeringly: "Come out with me!"

With that said, Qin Lang had already walked out of the bathroom, but his eyes were still staring at Sister Dugu fiercely, revealing domineering and decisiveness.

The Dugu girl was startled for a moment, pouted, and walked out of the bathroom reluctantly.

Qin Lang was greatly surprised to see Sister Dugu compromise with him for the first time. Could it be that he also possessed the attributes of Long Aotian? Otherwise, how could he have convinced Sister Dugu so easily?

Qin Lang still understood the principle of accepting it when it was good. He didn't say much, but closed the bathroom door, walked to the hall, and said: "Miss Dugu, I don't know what your favorite thing is.

?”

"Fight!" Dugu girl said in a muffled voice.

"Except for fighting."

"Still fighting!"

"..." Qin Lang rolled his eyes and said helplessly: "Of course it's because it feels good. If it wasn't because it feels good, would you go to fight?"

Dugu girl was startled for a moment, and said blankly: "Oh, you can also say that, it does feel very good when fighting. It's more comfortable than killing a chicken with a horse or getting into a big fight." Qin Lang was already worried.

The Dugu girl is completely immune to the vulgar words coming out of her mouth. This little girl is really very straightforward, but you can also see her innocent and cute side.

"Then do you want to do something more enjoyable?" Qin Lang asked.

From any point of view, as a man, Qin Lang's words to a woman are quite meaningful~

"The more exciting thing, what is that?"

"Don't be anxious yet, you will know next~"

After arriving in the hall with Sister Dugu, Qin Lang pointed to the sofa and said, "Lie down first."

Dugu girl was confused: "Why do you need to lie down?"

"Now, I want to give you a massage and let you experience what real pleasure is?" Qin Lang said seriously.

"You don't want to take advantage of this girl, do you?"

The Dugu girl was not easy to fool, she suddenly became alert and stared with two big bright eyes.

"You are only fifteen years old and haven't developed well yet. How can I be interested in you?"

Qin Lang looked guilty, looked at Dugu girl's breasts, and said righteously: "As a new generation of mountain monsters, you have to dare to accept new things. It's just a massage. Don't you dare to do this?"

"It's not developed well..." Girl Dugu looked down at her breasts and said with some embarrassment: "What's wrong with your eyes? I don't have a good figure?"

"Ahem~" Qin Lang coughed a few times. He thought that Dugu girl didn't care much about her figure. He didn't expect to be so excited. After all, girls are girls.

"Also, what's wrong with the age of fifteen? Isn't it very young? Don't think that this girl doesn't understand anything?" Dugu girl squeezed her pink fist and hummed: "I will never deal with people who have evil intentions.

light……"

"..." Qin Lang began to sweat on his forehead. Why did this little girl suddenly become serious? Wasn't she so carefree just now?

"But..." Sister Dugu changed the topic and said happily: "You said that massage is very pleasant, is it true? I have heard about it before when I was traveling in the world, but I have never experienced it."

Qin Lang exhaled. It seems that Dugu girl is more interested in new things after all. His face straightened: "Of course it's true. When did I lie to you?"

"You are right, you should experience new things, isn't it just massage? There is nothing to be afraid of."

The Dugu girl looked like a master and continued: "Then why don't you start? Give me a massage."

Qin Lang was so excited when he saw Dugu girl opening her mouth. He didn't expect that it would be so easy to have a skin-to-skin kiss with a sword demon girl.

"This is just a massage, don't mess around."

Dugu girl reminded that she was already lying on the sofa, with her little head facing outside.

In order to gain trust, Qin Lang didn't mess around. Instead, he put his hands on Dugu girl's shoulders and did the most basic massage - as expected of a martial artist, the skin's texture and smoothness are top-notch.

How dare you go to Liangshan without San San San? Although Qin Lang's massage techniques can't be called master-level, they are still decent. It made Dugu girl, a first-time experiencer, so comfortable that she almost moaned out.

Qin Lang's massage techniques are very simple to say, they are improvised according to the rhythm of cooking.

At present, Qin Lang is just stir-frying, so he seems to be following the wind and drizzle.

Gradually, Qin Lang's movements became wild, and it was already in the stage of excitement. His hands moved like flying, beating and kneading the shoulders and back of Dugu girl, and the straightforward Dugu girl kept humming.

Qin Lang heard the slight moan of the Dugu girl, and felt very proud: Hey, the massage is just the beginning. Only by letting her adapt to my touch can she develop further...

After massaging Dugu girl's shoulders and back for a while, Qin Lang was no longer satisfied with this. He pinched Dugu girl's little hand and began to squeeze her jade arms...

"Do you feel okay or not?" Qin Lang asked.

“Very good~”

Dugu girl's cheeks were red. She did not look at Qin Lang, but turned her gaze to one side. There seemed to be a hint of shyness hidden in her big shining eyes. Her snow-white skin showed an alluring luster, and her bright face exuded

Endless magic.

Qin Lang looked at the girl Dugu, and felt that her features were picturesque and charming. This face was so perfect and so picky that he only looked at it for a while, but he couldn't help but have the urge to kiss her.

Gritting his teeth to restrain the restlessness in his heart, Qin Lang quickly turned his head and subconsciously lowered his hands...

"Yeah~ don't touch other people's butts..." Dugu girl yelled and turned over to sit up, but at this moment Qin Lang's upper body was blocking the top.

"Plop——"

Qin Lang was knocked to the ground by a force, and then he felt a delicate body pressing on his body, especially his chest, which felt particularly ecstasy, as if there were two lumps of soft flesh pressing tightly against each other.

oppression……

"Yeah - you, what are you two doing?"

A scream came from the mouth of Ximen, who came out of the bathroom. He looked at the scene in the living room with a surprised look: he saw Dugu girl pressing on Qin Lang's body, their faces touching each other.

At the same time, Qin Lang's head was turned to one side.

This scream made Qin Lang immediately turn his head, and immediately felt that his lips touched two pink lips. Before he could feel it, he found that the two pink lips moved away from him in an instant.

Dugu girl suddenly flew up from Qin Lang's body. Her face turned crimson and she looked at Qin Lang with twinkling eyes, showing anger and shame...

"Huh? Just now..." Qin Lang's eyes moved and he immediately reacted. He quickly smiled indifferently and looked at Ximen, "Brother Chuixue, it was just a massage just now."

Qin Lang pursed his lips, feeling the sweetness, and his heart was filled with excitement: "I'm really a genius. I took away the first kiss of the sword demon Dugu girl with my self-created set of 'stir-frying massage'... Uh.

, it’s just not that enjoyable~”

"Ho ho, it's just a massage~" Dugu girl's cheeks twitched and she smiled very reluctantly.

Ximen Ximen looked at the two of them and said, "Master, you are actually willing to let Dugu massage you. Then Chui Xue also wants to massage you. I wonder what Master wants?"

"Huh?" Qin Lang suddenly opened his mouth wide, and he quickly squeezed out a stiff smile: "No, no need."

The Dugu girl was dissatisfied and said, "I'm not the one massaging him."

"Oh, so that's it." Ximen's pseudo-mother chuckled: "Young Master is actually willing to massage Dugu, so Chui Xue also hopes that Young Master will condescend and massage Chui Xue. I wonder what Young Master wants?"

Qin Lang's expression became even stiffer. He wanted to laugh but couldn't: "I don't think so. Well, I have already said that you are a man and I am a man, so I am only interested in women."

Ximen Ximen didn't take it seriously and said earnestly: "Young Master is unwilling to massage Chui Xue, but Chui Xue is willing to massage Young Master. Please don't live up to Chui Xue's wishes."

"I, I'm going to the big room, you guys can chat slowly." Dugu girl ran away directly, leaving Qin Lang alone.

"Ouch... I have a headache..." Qin Lang cried out the pain while holding his head. However, he wisely chose to faint~

After the two great gods finally settled down at home, Qin Lang always had a question in his mind: Why are the identities, genders, personalities, etc. of these two guys, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue, so different from the original work?

After making up his mind, Qin Lang decided to have a good conversation with the two of them.

Seeing that Ximen Ximen was already lying on the sofa on the left, seemingly asleep. He looked here again and found that Dugu girl was also curled up on the sofa on the right, like a cute doll, with bright red lips.

This girl seems to be having a sweet dream.

After seeing these two scrolls, Qin Lang's heart palpitated slightly. At the same time, he did not forget to curse: Are these two guys really the sword god and the sword demon? They are in a strange world and are not in a hurry to figure it out.

In this situation, I was so nervous that I fell asleep.

Taking a deep breath, Qin Lang suppressed the restlessness in his heart and planned to take a shower.

Summer is like this. People's bodies are constantly stained with sweat and feel sticky. It's only after taking a shower that you feel really refreshed.

Qin Lang, wearing a pair of shorts, walked into the hall and immediately found that the two of them had woken up and seemed to be waiting for him.

Dugu girl spoke first: "Xiaoyezi, do you have anything to say to me?" I've already said it, you can call me Xiaoye, but don't add the word '子' at the end.

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"Young Master, if you have any questions, just say it, Chuixue will definitely know it and won't say anything." Ximen Chuixue said unwillingly. Qin Lang was about to cry: Damn, don't call me 'Young Master', okay?

Qin Lang said: "Well, since you asked first, I will tell you directly. The first thing is whether your names in the original world are Sword God and Sword Demon..."

Before he could finish asking, the lonely girl immediately called out: "By the way, how did you know the name of my girl's Sword Demon?" I'm going to give you a hard time, you didn't realize it until now, you're too slow.

"Hey, yes, it's really incredible." Ximen, the pseudo-mother, also patted her head and exclaimed. Qin Lang: "..."

Qin Lang complained about these two guys. However, the reaction of the two people made him realize a very serious question: When Dugu Qiubai was fifteen or six years old, was his title the Sword Demon?

Qin Lang was so excited that he immediately grabbed Dugu girl's soft little hand and said, "Follow me."

According to common sense, Dugu girl could instantly break away from Qin Lang's big hand grabbing her little hand, but when she saw the blasphemy in Qin Lang's eyes, she let him lead her.

Pulling Dugu girl to the computer, Qin Lang pointed at the few lines of Jin Lao on the computer describing Dugu Qiubai:

"Fierce and fierce, indestructible, I can compete with the heroes of Heshuo in front of the weak crown."

"The Ziwei soft sword was used before the age of thirty. It was unlucky to accidentally injure a righteous man, so it was abandoned in a deep valley."

"A heavy sword has a sharp edge, but it is clever but useless. Before the age of forty, it relied on it to dominate the world."

"After the age of forty, you will no longer be stuck with objects. Plants, trees, bamboos, and rocks can be used as swords. From then on, you will practice intensively and gradually reach the point where the sword can win with a sword."

Sister Dugu first took out her little hand held by Qin Lang, then looked at the computer, then frowned and hummed: "What the hell, you brought me here just to read these unexplained words."

Seeing that Dugu girl was angry, Qin Lang was startled. At this time, the pseudo-mother Ximen also said: "Sir, what do these words mean? I only know a few of them."

"It's so confusing!" Qin Lang finally came to his senses. The characters on the computer were in simplified Chinese characters, but Dugu girl and Ximen pseudonym could only recognize traditional Chinese characters. Besides, the characters in ancient times were all typed vertically, unlike in modern times where they are all typed horizontally.

Typesetting.

After thinking about it, Qin Lang copied these lines of words into a notebook, then searched for the corresponding traditional Chinese characters, and then typeset them vertically - even though there were not many words, Qin Lang wasted more than ten minutes.

During this period, Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue didn't bother them. Through Qin Lang's behavior, the two of them understood something, but they didn't understand anything.

Qin Lang formatted these lines vertically into traditional Chinese characters. Then he looked at Dugu Qiubai: "Now, in short, this is the Book of Heaven, which records your deeds."

"The Book of Heaven?" Sister Dugu asked in surprise, and then asked: "Since you can understand the words in the Book of Heaven?"

"The secret must not be revealed~"

Qin Lang pretended to shake his head and said, "Now, do you understand? It's all about you. It was engraved on you when you were old."

After reading these lines of words, Dugu girl laughed and said, "Not bad, these words do seem like my style."

"That's not the point." Qin Lang shook his head again and asked what he was most confused about: "You are only fifteen or sixteen years old now. Logically speaking, you have not reached the level of the world's enemy, right?"

The lonely girl laughed: "You are right, I am fifteen years old this year, but I am already the enemy of the world. The year before last, at the martial arts conference, I defeated all the major masters with a black iron heavy sword.

And the sect leaders and gang leaders of the major sects. There are also many hidden seniors and other heroes in the world."

"..."

Qin Lang spoke for a long time and stared at the cute girl in front of him with a dumbfounded smile - is this still a human being? She is simply a pervert.

"The year before last...you, you were the enemy of the world at the age of thirteen?"

"Yes, it's just that I'm very humble, so when I get older, it should be changed to 'Running the world before the age of forty', right?"

"What about before you were thirteen?"

"Oh, I used the Ziwei soft sword when I was twelve years old. But I accidentally injured many good people."

"What about before the age of twelve?"

"Oh, I remember when I was eleven years old and just starting out, I fought with those martial arts people in the Heshuo area."

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Qin Lang was silent for a long time, and finally decided that the little girl in front of him was a big talker (how did Dugu girl practice? Don't worry about this question - feel the spirit, right?), the most buggy existence in history:

Before the age of twelve, he reached the sharp sword stage.

Before the age of thirteen, he reached the soft sword stage.

Before the age of fourteen, he reached the epee stage.

…

Qin Lang never thought that the description of Dugu Qiubei in the original work was based on the biggest variable - Dugu Qiubei was a very "modest" little girl, so when she was old, she buried herself

The sword below and the words engraved on it are very different from the actual situation.

Because of this, she changed the time before the age of twelve to the time before the age of twenty, the time before the age of thirteen to the time before the age of thirty, and the time before the age of fourteen to the time before the age of forty...

It turns out that this is the truth!

There is no doubt about the power of Dugu Qiufei!

Qin Lang complained in his heart: According to such a perverted progress, would Dugu Qiubai be able to break the void before he was twenty years old? It was several times more awesome than that Fengyunji!

"Sigh~ The most annoying thing is that those martial arts people always use me as a daughter to make excuses, and people come to propose marriage all day long, but those guys' kung fu is really bad, no one can defeat me... so

I had to pretend to be a man."

The voice of Dugu girl complaining broke Qin Lang's thoughts.

He rolled his eyes: "When you were thirteen years old, you were the enemy of the world. When you were fourteen years old, you could use plants, trees, bamboos, and rocks as swords. Gradually, the sword became more powerful than any sword! So, who is the enemy of the fifteen-year-old Dugu girl?"

The biggest mystery in his heart was solved, and Qin Lang finally accepted the fact that Dugu Qiubai was a girl.

As for how Dugu girl practices? Qin Lang is not interested in knowing at all. Just like why Bruce Lee became a legend and why Zhou Xingxing became the king of comedy, it is enough to understand that this is a kind of spirit - myths are always

Uniquely, if you apply rigid common sense to reality, it will only look ridiculous.

As for the fact that Ximen Chuixue was a transvestite, Qin Lang was even less interested in learning more about it. She was born with such a beautiful face and no one could care about it.

On the contrary, after Qin Lang understood the temperament of these two people, he felt at ease. At least neither of them was disgusted with him - at least now, Qin Lang is the only person on earth who can talk to them.

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The night gradually deepened, and Dugu Meizi and Ximen Ximen yawned again and again, apparently they were sleepy.

The corner of Qin Lang's mouth twitched. If you are sleepy, just go back to the sofa. Why are you sitting on my bed and not getting up?

"Um, Miss Dugu. Brother Chuixue, you guys..."

Dugu sister spoke first. She pointed at Ximen Chuixue and said, "Xiaoye, I'm going to bed. Please let him go back to sleep on the sofa."

"..." Qin Lang looked at Sister Dugu silently, "Are you going to make such a scene? This is my bed. When did you sleep on it?"

"Sir, can you let this woman go back to the sofa and sleep? Then we will..." Ximen Chuixue said, blushing.

Qin Lang's face suddenly darkened: Even if you are a transvestite, you are an ancient person. Why are even the ancients so shameless?

"... Let's discuss martial arts." Ximen Chuixue continued, and Qin Lang roared in his heart: Can you finish your sentence without blushing?

"Xiao Ye, you said you are willing to discuss martial arts with a beautiful girl. Or do you want to discuss martial arts with a manly woman?" Dugu girl was not to be outdone.

Originally, Qin Lang had planned to discuss martial arts with either of the two, but in this situation, he might as well forget it.

Qin Lang put his hands on Dugu's right shoulder and Ximen's left shoulder. He said, "You two, get up. I'm going to sleep."

At this moment, Qin Lang's eyes were firm and there was no room for relaxation. Facing a generation of sword gods and a generation of sword demons, Qin Lang took the attitude of an ordinary person who is not afraid of the powerful.

Unexpectedly, the two of them stood up one after another, snorted at each other, and went to the sofa together.

Qin Lang touched his head, a little confused. Why are these two guys so obedient?

Of course he didn't think about it. At least Qin Lang found something that made him happy. The two of them were not as troublesome as he thought~

The night got deeper and Qin Lang gradually fell into sleep.

Just as Qin Lang was having sex with Duke Zhou's daughter in his dream, he felt like five mountains appeared above his head, pressing down on him...

"ha--"

Qin Lang woke up with a start. When he opened his eyes, he immediately found that there was someone pressing on him. This was a... young man.

Are you kidding? Qin Lang, who was still a little confused, couldn't react at the moment. What the hell was going on?

Fortunately, this young man seemed to have realized something, and immediately planned to get up from Qin Lang's body, but Qin Lang grabbed the clothes on his chest and asked: "Hey, buddy, let's make it clear first, why are you pressing down?"

I?"

The young man was stunned for a moment, touched his head in embarrassment, and was about to speak, but Qin Lang immediately said: "By the way, how did you get in..."

Having said this, Qin Lang suddenly woke up, and after twitching his eyebrows a few times, he squeezed out a stiff smile: "Brother, you don't want to kill me while I'm asleep, do you?

"

The young man's eyes widened and he said, "Why would I want to kill you? It's just..."

Qin Lang snorted and said, "Then why don't you get up from me? You are a grown man, but you actually like to be on top of men. I really can't stand you anymore."

As he spoke, his eyes couldn't help but look at the other person's appearance, features and expressions. However, the lights were not turned on in the room, and it was late at night, with the stars and moon disappearing, so Qin Lang couldn't see clearly.

The only thing I discovered was that the other party had a very weird hairstyle and a pair of big eyes.

The main reason why Qin Lang didn't yell was because he couldn't figure out what the opponent's purpose was, whether he was an enemy or a friend. If he had murderous intentions towards him, he was still being suppressed by the opponent, but he was in a passive state.

Therefore, after Qin Lang regained consciousness, he did not shout loudly for Dugu Meizi and Ximen Chuixue to come over, but first ensured his own safety - whether the other party really had no ill intentions.

Facts have proved that the other party did not have any malicious intentions, because the young man was about to get off Qin Lang...

At this moment, a very strange scene occurred. Qin Lang saw a light spot appearing one meter above him, getting bigger and bigger, and the light became more intense.

Qin Lang was startled for a moment, a little inexplicable, what is this?

At the same time, a voice came:

"There was once a sincere love in front of me, but I didn't cherish it. I regretted it when I lost it. The most painful thing in the world is this. If God can give me another chance, I will

Say three words to that girl: I love you. If I have to add a time limit to this love, I hope it is... ten thousand years!"

The sadness, sadness, freedom and ease conveyed by this voice make people's hearts throb and their blood rush when they hear it.

But that’s not the point, the point is the content!

As a good student of the new century, Qin Lang has watched many movies, but there are only a few that shock him the most - at least those dramas with boring plots and connotations, he really doesn't like.

"Westward Journey" is an exception in his mind. At least this movie is funny and stunning, but the most valuable thing is that it can depict love and life in a funny and stunning way, but there are not many movies that can do it.

At this moment, Qin Lang heard this most classic line in Journey to the West, and it was also a line he had memorized many times. His only sigh was - the person who said this was the Supreme Treasure!

Yes, this is definitely a supreme treasure!

When Qin Lang thought about it, no one except Zhizunbao could describe this passage to this artistic conception: This is a kind of fearless spirit of letting go of everything and letting go of one's own little love for the great love of all living beings!

"Can hatred in the world really be so great?"

"How sad is life, how painful is death!"

…

"There was once a sincere love placed in front of me..." Qin Lang was unconsciously obsessed, muttering subconsciously. (To be continued...)