Popular science physics, teach a magic god?

For some reason, the sentence that emerged in Ren's mind at this time was actually:

[The great Tang Monk arrived in his loyal daughter country tonight! 】

When he thought of this magically modified joke, Ren couldn't help but laugh.

What made Ren even rolling on the ground with laughter was that he clicked on Downs' status in the system and found that Downs had actually made hundreds of Will Tests in the past ten seconds.

It has to be said that Tangs, who voluntarily joined the other world [Rehab Bar], is awesome. He failed only one test out of nearly a hundred times.

Ren silently remembered that name...

Facing the continuous waves coming towards him, Towns struggled extremely.

Even though His Highness the Crown Prince kept introducing who this was and who was that, in fact, after hearing the third name, Tang Si's brain went blank and he couldn't remember anything. He could only nod mechanically. , responded with a stiff smile to the noble lady who came up to perform the ladylike ceremony.

Downs felt like a puppet, being dragged and saluted by the prince with invisible threads throughout the whole process.

However, a certain evil master peeked at the screen from afar, opened a bottle of red wine, shook the scarlet wine in a goblet, and voiced for the eldest disciple: "Change another batch... This batch won't work either! Try another batch." A batch!”

When he thought that the family represented behind Zhang Yi's angry face was also an earl, Renn felt inexplicably like an emperor choosing a concubine.

This is not nonsense.

Anyway, Downs refused these girls, and as long as Ren gave a hint, the one he wanted would appear in his kennel in the valley that night.

Whether Ren wants it or not is one thing, the key is - there are many nobles kneeling down to beg him for it.

well!

Thinking back to the beginning, he could only choose teachers from his own Japanese Wang family treasure house.

It’s really different from what it used to be!

Tang Seng, no, Tang Si’s suffering is still going on.

It took almost an hour for His Royal Highness to introduce more than 600 beauties to Tang Si.

At this point, the dance officially began.

According to the rules, Downs must dance with Cervantes's Fifth Princess first. Since Tang Si did not express his position, the prince arranged for the second and third dances with two duke's daughters.

How should I put it, Tang Si’s dancing skills are good, and he can do all kinds of ballroom dances like pole dancing.

right! Downs is the pole with extraordinary dancing skills.

Even if his waist was shaking a little, it was just a shaking steel pipe.

Not to mention how much he suffered.

If Her Royal Highness the Princess is still a bit reserved, Tang Si was really frightened when the daughter of the second Duke risked his money to sell an exclusive facial cleanser to Downs.

With the first crab eater, things get a little messy later.

After three dances, it seemed that the situation was getting out of control. Downs' element "accidentally" went wild. The 36-volt safety voltage turned into a ring and an "accident" occurred on the spot.

"ah!"

"Ahhh!"

The screams and cries of the ladies caused complete chaos in the ball.

Tang Si, who had never thought about what would happen, saw the Wang family dance party turning into a tasteful dance. He also panicked and apologized (lying) with a trembling voice: "Sorry! I just got promoted, I can't help Control my magic well.”

"It's okay. No one was hurt, and everyone won't mind." The prince hurriedly came out to smooth things over, but when he looked around, he found that the eyes of the embarrassed ladies were full of fear.

The dance seems to have been messed up.

Downs fled.

What will happen to the remaining people?

They can only maintain the dignity of the royal family and continue to hold the ball.

But, everyone understands this atmosphere.

At this moment, the royal guards were surprised to see a bat flying in from the window of the ballroom.

The captain of the guard put his hands on the hilt of his sword.

Ganis quickly gestured: "Ah! I didn't expect it to be His Excellency Archmage Tesla."

The king and the nobles around him were panicked at first, and then quickly calmed down.

Ren's voice came out: "Sorry! My apprentice messed up."

"No, it's okay. Mr. Quixote didn't mean it."

"Some things are not good if they are too deliberate. What I want to say is, let my idiot apprentice and the little girl get along with each other in private. Please, His Majesty the King and all of you, please do not trace who it is. I Just make sure that one girl attends the dance tonight."

ah! Wait, this is...hit! ?

After a brief moment of disappointment, the king felt like he was hit by a huge surprise on the head.

This not only meant that the king's plan was successful, but also that Archmage Tesla personally agreed to it.

You know, the girl at tonight's dance has been carefully selected.

Naturally, foreign girls were turned away, not even female waitresses.

The only pity is that I don’t know who it is.

This kind of feeling similar to opening a blind box is really annoying.

No matter what, it’s done.

"Your Excellency, do you support this?" King Cervantes asked tentatively.

"As long as she is not an evil girl, I have no objection to whoever Tang Si chooses to be with. By the way, I will leave an audition point for apprentices in your country." After that, without waiting for the reaction of the king and others, the fire bat It flapped its wings again and flew away silently.

"Congratulations, Your Majesty!" Ganis and others congratulated one after another.

The dance seemed to be a failure, but it was actually a great success.

After the meeting ended that night, all the ladies went home dejectedly.

Marquis Nancy Lopez had just returned to her mansion. When she saw her anxiously waiting parents, she showed a helpless smile: "I'm sorry, Father, Mother. I disappoint you. Your Excellency Quixote doesn't seem to be happy at all. Didn't see me. I was at the back of the line."

"This... alas——"

The Marquis was sighing, and suddenly the captain of the guard standing next to him suddenly drew his sword out of its sheath and shouted: "Who!?"

In the study, a shadow turned into a human form, and the other party showed his badge.

"Good evening! I mean no harm by any means. I am Sanders' Dark Guard, a follower of Lord Downes Quixote. I thought you would recognize this badge."

How could you not recognize it?

After Downs agreed to attend the ball, all the nobles in the city remembered this exotic badge.

"Ah! You are..." There was clear surprise on Marquis Lopez's face.

"As entrusted by Lord Tesla, I would like to invite Miss Nancy to a secret place to enjoy the moon with my Lord. This is just an invitation. If you feel unsafe, you can choose to refuse."

"Go! Go right away!" The Lopez family of three agreed almost in unison.

In this way, after receiving the news from his master, Tangs hurried back to the small valley and met the woman who haunted him in dreams...

Half an hour later, Downs asked Ren to send the girl away, and then asked: "Master, how did you find out?"

"Secret!" Ren said with a smile.

I can't say that I know through the system that you are a hero and have a hard time being a beauty, right?

"I...I met Miss Nancy by chance three years ago when she passed through La Manche."

"How is it? Are you satisfied?" Renn didn't understand what was so beautiful about a girl with so many pockmarks on her face. He really couldn't appreciate this kind of beauty.

But beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so long as Downs likes it.

Downs hesitated, and finally showed frustration on his face: "I once thought I liked her."

Renn suddenly grasped the key point: Once?