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In the next three days, Zhang Taiping temporarily put aside the store affairs and devoted himself to helping Wang Peng prepare for the wedding. Although other things have been simplified, the banquet for the whole village is not a simple matter. In the past two days, Zhang Taiping only helped

Go shopping.

On the morning of April 18th, the hired convoy began to set off. Zhuang Yu had returned to her house in the city two days ago, where she simply decorated her boudoir and was waiting for the wedding. She didn't have many banquets.

The guests are just acquaintances with some close friends. If there is no lover, there will be no chain of relatives, which saves a lot of trouble.

When the motorcade came, there were only a dozen people here, all young men and women. There was no usual embarrassment about asking for red envelopes like in the natal family. The bride had already got in the car and left as soon as the car arrived, so a lot of time was saved.

As soon as the car entered the village, firecrackers started to be fired. The bride could not touch the ground with her feet, so the groom had to carry her from the car to the front of the hall. After entering the hall, they worshiped the heaven and the earth, and worshiped the high hall. During the process, the emcee kept saying auspicious words without stopping.

The words, yin and yang, are very festive and contagious, and even after dozens of minutes, there is no overlapping of words.

Marriage in rural areas inevitably involves some unique customs for those who love the excitement. For example, today, Aunt Wang was forced to dress up. She was decorated by several women and even had a flower on her head. Today

If Wang Peng's father were here, then the flower would definitely be on the man's head, and a wooden loquat would be tied to his shoulder, dressed up like Zhu Bajie.

After praying to heaven and earth and entering the bridal chamber, they encountered a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals blocking the way. I saw that the outermost door was only open. There was a little kid of two or three years old blocking the door, with two legs.

Opened, the* is still hanging out of the crotchless pants.

The young people who came to see the bride suddenly became happy. A girl knelt down and asked with a smile: "How old is your little brother?"

But the little baby was not fascinated by the beauty of the beautiful elder sister. She still spread her legs and exposed her breasts, and said: "Wedding candy, red envelope. If you don't give me wedding candy, you won't let me pass."

Such a fun thing, but the older girl didn't want to miss it, so she deliberately teased the little baby: "Tell me how old you are and who made you stand here. If you tell me, I will give you candy, or toffee."

." As he spoke, he took out a few candies from his pocket, shook them in front of the little baby and put them in again.

The little baby was not moved by beauty, but he had no revolutionary stance in front of Toffee. He swallowed and said, "I'm two and a half years old. It was our boss who asked me to be here."

The eldest girl was stunned for a moment. Well, she has a boss at such a young age? She asked, "Who is your boss?"

"Brother Heizi!" the little doll said proudly.

"Who is Brother Heizi?"

The little baby didn't know how to describe it, so he thought for a long time before saying: "Brother Heizi is Sister Yaya's subordinate, the fastest one who climbs trees and digs out bird's nests."

Well, another Yaya sister came out. The elder girl knew that if she kept asking like this, she didn’t know what Ergouzi would come out. As for Sandezi, she took out a few candies from her pocket and put them in the little baby’s hand and said: "This

Shouldn't it be time to get out of the way and let the bride pass?"

Who would have thought that the little baby's eyes would light up after seeing the toffee, and when she was so happy, she would blow a snot bubble without even catching it, and sway in the wind. The big girl seemed to have seen the most terrifying thing in the world, and said "ah"

The scream jumped back. The men and women behind who were leisurely watching her teasing the children were startled by her sudden scream, and then they saw the snot under the little baby's nostrils and realized what was going on.

, and immediately they were all staggering with laughter.

Only the eldest girl at the front had a sad face, trying not to look at the snot bubbles under the little baby's nose, and said to him with shining eyes: "Sister, I really admire you. Now you have to give in to the toffee."

?”

"Oh" the little doll then wiped his nose and turned half way to the side, but suddenly he remembered that he hadn't asked for the red envelope yet. Brother Heizi said that if there is no red envelope by then, he would play*. So he turned around again.

Come back and reach out.

The eldest girl who was about to enter was startled again. She jumped back and patted her chest. Fortunately, the hand that had wiped her nose didn't touch her. She asked with a grimace: "Brother, are you still here?"

What do you want to do?"

"There are also red envelopes!" The hand that had wiped his nose was stretched out in front of him.

Another group of people laughed from behind. The older girl smiled bitterly. She was really a difficult little guy. She took out a red envelope, leaned forward half of her body and put it on the little baby's hand. She immediately took her hand back and said,

It's as if the snot on the little baby's hand will spread from the red envelope to his own hand. "Should I let it go this time?"

The little baby didn't say anything, and ran in with a wandering *.

Someone from behind smiled at the older girl and said, "Today, I'll leave it to you to pass five levels and kill six generals, haha."

The eldest girl could only smile bitterly. She had said so much before she came, and she didn't expect the little baby to be so difficult to deal with. She had no choice but to knock on the next door, hoping that no one with a snot-filled nose would come out again.

But I really can't stand it anymore.

Unexpectedly, the second door opened as soon as it was pushed. There was no one inside, but no one dared to go in, because there was a big dog standing behind the door, a big dog as big as a calf. Not only did no one move forward, but they all moved backward.

He took a step forward, but the lion stood there. Judging from this arrangement, it could only be Fan Ming's idea.

The older girl who knocked on the door at the front was almost crying. Although the little baby had a runny nose just now, she could still cope with it. But now such a big dog comes out and doesn't even dare to come forward. Who can get in?

Moreover, there is no one behind this door, and no one answers my questions. It’s really... really... who are these people?

Seeing that the eldest girl was at a loss in front of her, the bride finally couldn't stand it anymore and said: "This big dog is called a lion. It is psychic and understands human nature. It will not bite you."

"So powerful?" Upon hearing this, the eldest girl turned around and faced the big dog fearfully, and slowly walked forward. Although the big dog didn't show any ferocious expression, she still felt that her heart was about to jump out of her chest.

.

Since he understands human nature, he just wanted a red envelope. He took out the largest red envelope from his arms and slowly handed it to him. He swallowed saliva in his mouth and stared at the big dog's every move, lest it suddenly

She took a bite out of herself. However, her worries were all unnecessary. The big dog didn't move until she handed the red envelope to the front and then ran away with the red envelope in her mouth.

The eldest girl felt as if she was about to collapse, as if she had fought a battle, but the last door to the bridal chamber had not yet been opened, so she had to go through the ordeal again.

After knocking on the door this time, what popped out was a pretty little girl. Her skin was so tender that it looked like water could be squeezed out of her hands. She didn't even dress up. She really looked like a little princess.

When the girl saw such a clean and lovable little sister, she felt relieved and asked: "What's the name of the little sister?"

"Zhang Yutong." Yaya announced her name in front of outsiders.

"What a good name. It really suits you very well, like a piece of jade." Then he asked, "I wonder what conditions my little sister has?"

YaYa rolled her eyes, originally thinking of an idea to make things difficult, but then she looked at the people waiting anxiously outside the door and came up with a simple: "Sister, give me all the red envelopes you have, and then sing

Just one song will do."

The eldest girl thought that she wouldn't need the red envelopes after entering this door, so it was okay to give them all, and singing was a small thing, so she gave all the red envelopes to Yaya and stood at the door and sang a song.

After finishing, Yaya clapped her hands and said, "Sister sang so beautifully." Then she shouted toward the door, "Let's go!" and saw a large group of little children running out, along with two big dogs.

"There are so many big dogs!" the eldest girl couldn't help but sigh.

After the bride entered the bridal chamber, the banquet began. It was impossible for everyone to sit down at once. Of course, the bride and grooms had to sit down first. Zhang Taiping, as the "matchmaker", also sat down.

Getting married in the village requires a matchmaker, so Zhang Taiping became a matchmaker very happily.

Someone came over and toasted to Zhang Taiping: "Commander, you are really capable. You can even get a wife in the city."

Zhang Taiping's own family knew what he was capable of, and it was all about free love, and he was just a matchmaker.

At this time, a woman came forward and said jokingly: "That boy in my family doesn't have a wife either. She is two years older than Wang Peng. I wonder if the commander can also find a wife? The one in the city is the best, and the one in the countryside is the best."

That’s okay.”

Zhang Taiping didn't think he had the gift of such a clever tongue, so he just laughed and dealt with it.

During the meal, the bride and groom toast to the elders at the banquet, and the elders have to give red envelopes. The bride may not care about the red envelopes, but the process has to go through.

The old village chief, who is considered the leader among those with the surname Wang, was toasted with several glasses of wine by the bride and groom, and was provoked by the emcee and cheered by a group of people nearby. He soon became drunk. Originally, the groom was also going to be drunk.

Yes, and Wang Peng didn't know how to shirk it. In addition, these young people were prone to getting into trouble whenever they went crazy. Zhang Taiping stopped him, which saved the groom from getting drunk on the bridal night.

The wedding banquet lasted until around four or five o'clock in the afternoon. This was a rare event in the village. It was rare for the whole village to get together and have a lively celebration. After the meal, the wedding was considered complete.

When it was over, everyone went back to their homes, with only a few people staying to help clean up the mess.

By the time Zhang Taiping and his family finished helping their descendants at home, the moon was shining brightly in the sky and there were a lot of frogs chirping.