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After chatting for a while, the food in the kitchen was ready, and several women, led by Song Lan, brought out the dishes one after another.

Zhang Taiping, the old village chief, Old Man Qian, Zhuang Yu, Wang Peng and other well-known people in the village arranged a table. The food was served here first. This was the custom and no one said anything.

I made a lot of money today, and the food is a bit better than before. The main course is a big rooster stewed with mushrooms picked from the mountains, and it is paired with several dishes that are usually cooked in the village to entertain guests. The wine is

The grain wine bought from other villages is very strong and suitable for men to drink.

When the meal was over, Da Nier toasted each of the uncles and grandfathers with tea instead of wine. When toasting, no one had to say a lucky word. Others just said "Da Nier has the ability" and "Da Nier is very capable".

"Nie'er is a literary star coming to earth." Zhang Taiping didn't do anything special and said, "Nie'er will study hard when she gets to university and try to get a master's degree and then take the Ph.D. exam."

Zhuang Yu was pregnant, so Da Nier made a toast and went back accompanied by Wang Peng. Not long after, Wang Peng ran over again, and a table full of grown men began to drink freely.

The little monkey was arranged to sit together with several little dolls. At first, this guy imitated the little dolls and picked up a pair of chopsticks to eat. However, the first time he used the chopsticks, he couldn't pick it up in his mouth. When several plates were empty,

After that, I finally got anxious, threw the chopsticks away and started immediately.

He always strikes first. As soon as each dish is put on the table, he reaches over to grab a handful and puts it on the plate in front of him.

At first, the little ones were stunned by its actions, but after it grabbed two dishes, they all put down their chopsticks and grabbed the dishes with their hands as soon as they were served, leaving no trace for them.

The food that is eaten by everyone is the most delicious. A monkey and a little baby eat the most ferociously and happily among the tables in the house.

After eating for a while, the little monkey was finally full. He wiped the oil from his hand on the body of the little baby next to him, stood up, patted his belly and walked towards Zhang Taiping.

There is a high table next to Zhang Taiping, and eight people are sitting around it, talking about drinking.

The little monkey went over and saw a few people drinking and enjoying themselves. This was something that was not on the little kid's table. The little monkey's eyes rolled around and he didn't know what idea he had come up with. He looked behind Zhang Taiping to see if there was any opportunity to take advantage of.

, and then ran behind the old man Qian who was already a little drunk. He was crouching, and no one noticed his existence for a while.

Wang Laoqiang poured another drink for Old Man Qian. The two of them deliberately wanted to get each other drunk tonight, and they started fighting one glass after another.

But as soon as Wang Laoqiang poured the wine, before the old man could reach out to hold the glass, a furry hand from behind reached out and stole the wine glass.

Everyone looked behind Old Man Qian and saw that the monkey who came with Zhang Taiping was holding a wine glass and sucking the wine in the glass with a squeak. Before anyone could react, the little monkey made another sound.

He jumped up and down, sticking out his tongue and squeaking, his eyes full of tears. The quilt in his hand also fell to the ground. Fortunately, it was the ground and the quilt was not broken.

He jumped up to Zhang Taiping, tugged on his clothes, squeaked, and stuck out his tongue, his mouth filled with the smell of alcohol.

Zhang Taiping was angry and funny at the same time. This was a liquor with over 50 degrees of alcohol content, not some fairy dew. It’s no wonder that it wasn’t uncomfortable to drink it so violently. It was probably like a fire burning in his stomach. He quickly found a teapot.

, handed it to him.

The little monkey hugged the teapot and drank a gulp of tea. The pain in his mouth was slightly relieved, but the burning in his stomach had just begun. The smell of alcohol was rising, and his face was as red as his own butt.

After walking around the house, he started to walk on his legs, swaying and making strange noises. Zhang Taiping patted his forehead and said to himself: This guy is drunk.

Everyone who had calmed down burst into laughter looking at the little monkey's appearance, and a group of little kids followed directly behind it to imitate its appearance. If they could punch now, it would be the authentic Drunken Monkey Boxing.

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The little monkey wandered into the kitchen and saw a large water tank. He suddenly put his head into the water tank to dissipate part of the heat in his body, and then jumped in with his hands holding the tank along his whole body. Following him

The little doll and the woman in the kitchen were shocked and wanted to pull it out. Unexpectedly, it not only refused to come out, but also showed a ferocious expression to the person who came to get hold of it. It huddled alone in the water tank with a comfortable expression on its face.

expression.

Da Nier quickly ran to the front and called Zhang Taiping in.

Zhang Taiping was a little speechless when he saw how comfortable it was in the water tank, and he lifted it out of the water. The little monkey regained consciousness and knew that he might have gotten into trouble. When he saw Zhang Taiping, he didn't dare to resist and huddled in the water.

At his feet.

Zhang Taiping said to Song Lan and Wang Min: "I'm sorry."

Song Lan smiled and said: "It's nothing, just change a tank of water in a while."

"Seeing that this guy is extremely drunk, I'm going to leave first." Zhang Taiping pointed to the little monkey at his feet who was still scratching his head and ears.

Song Lan looked at the little monkey. He didn't know what would happen if he stayed here any longer, and said, "Well, if I have a chance in the future, I'll invite the commander over for a drink."

"It's easy to talk." Zhang Taiping went out to the front, said hello to everyone who was drinking, and then went back with the little monkey.

At first, he was able to walk on his own fine, but soon the smell of alcohol came back, and he walked crookedly. Zhang Taiping simply put it under his arm and walked away.

It was only after nine o'clock when I got home, which was inconsistent with the time when I used to go out to drink and eat. Cai Yazhi asked a little surprised: "Why are you back so early?" It was not that she expected Zhang Taiping to come back so late, but this

Compared with before, he and village chief Wang Laoqiang and his gang were drinking a little earlier, and something went wrong, so Cai Yazhi asked this question.

Zhang Taiping said helplessly: "It's not because of this guy."

Only then did Cai Yazhi notice the little monkey under Zhang Taiping's arm and asked, "What's going on?"

"Drunk."

"Drunk?" Fan Ming next to him said in surprise. Then he came forward and wanted to fiddle with it, but he touched the water in his hand and frowned without asking, "Why is it all water?"

Zhang Taiping chuckled and said: "When we were drinking just now, this guy secretly drank a glass of wine without paying attention. The fifty-plus-degree strong alcohol made him suffer for a while.

After a while, he ran into the kitchen and plunged into the water tank. I had no choice but to bring it back in advance."

"Haha, hahaha..." Fan Ming couldn't help but laugh regardless of her image when she heard such an interesting thing. Cai Yazhi and Xing Rushui also smiled at the corners of their mouths.

Zhang Taiping put the little monkey on the table. The guy stood up and walked forward, stepping on the air. If Zhang Taiping hadn't fallen to the ground quickly, nothing serious would have happened, but he would have suffered a bit.

For sure.

Simply put it on the ground to avoid worrying about falling off the table. The water on your body mixed with the dust on the ground will immediately make it dirty.

Zhang Taiping ignored it for the time being and went into the bathroom to take a bath. When he came out, he saw a scene that made him laugh and cry.

I saw the little monkey holding a bamboo pole towards Ah Huang's body to greet him. Fan Ming and Cai Yazhi next to him couldn't hold him back, so they could only watch Ah Huang not to resist so as not to bite him.

It seems that wine can not only strengthen the courage of people, but also strengthen the courage of monkeys. If it had been awake, it probably wouldn't be able to hide when it saw Ah Huang. How could it dare to provoke Ah Huang with a pole?

Ah Huang felt extremely aggrieved now. Not only was the male owner's previous order not to harm the monkey, but now there were several hostesses who were blocking him. Even if he wanted to open his mouth and threaten, he couldn't. He tried to run away but was blocked by the hostess.

After calling him back, he could only endure this humiliation with his eyes closed.

It's not that Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming want to make Ah Huang suffer and humiliate, but that Ah Huang is the most obedient and seems to be the kindest. In addition, Ah Huang is the old dog in the family. Cai Yazhi is confident that she can control it, mainly because she is afraid of this.

Knowing that the sky is high, the little monkey provokes Ghostface or the lion. These two are not easy to get along with, and Cai Yazhi cannot 100% say that she can control them and prevent them from suddenly getting angry with the little monkey.

Seeing Zhang Taiping come back from the backyard, Cai Yazhi and Fan Ming breathed a sigh of relief. Ah Huang also breathed a sigh of relief and took the opportunity to run out.

Just then, Ghostface walked in from the yard. When the little monkey saw that Huang was gone, he raised the pole and called to Ghostface. Ghostface was different from Ah Huang. He jumped a step to the side and roared with anger.

The owners didn't feel anything strange about this roar, it was just a loud and powerful sound. But it was different to the little monkey's ears. It was a roar full of majesty and warning.

The little monkey shivered in excitement, and his mind regained some clarity. He could clearly see the huge creature in front of him, threw away the stick in his hand with a strange squeak, and hid behind Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping patted the grimacing back to calm down the angry monkey. He let him go out again with the lion that followed him, and then turned around to look at the little monkey behind him. Unexpectedly, it was already lying on the bench after a while.

I was dozing off, and I would hit the bar in my mouth from time to time, as if I was dreaming about eating something delicious.

Zhang Taiping shook his head, carried it to the river, washed the dirt on it a little, and then wiped it dry. He did not put it on the table again, fearing that it would fall asleep and roll down, but spread it on the ground.

A list, put it on top of the list. During the whole process, the little thing slept like a dead pig, motionless.

In this way, the little monkey spent his first night at Zhang Taiping's house.

ps: please flowers