portable space

Chapter 353 I am Wukong, you are Bajie

After returning home, Ye Ling's lunch had been prepared. Although Zhang Taiping promised Cai Yazhi to cook for the children and the elderly at home, in fact, all the meals for the past two days were cooked by Ye Ling.

Big, but he has a way of making homely meals.

After lunch, Zhang Taiping took out the barbecue grill and cleaned it again, and prepared the charcoal, sesame oil, seasoning and other ingredients. He went to Old Man Wang's house to talk to him and broke some more corn in his field.

When they came back with a large bundle of corn, Fatty and Yang Wanli had already arrived, and they both brought their wives. It seemed that they were going to the hot springs in Tangyu.

When the fat man saw the corn brought back by Zhang Taiping, he smiled and said, "So you went to get corn. It would be good to roast it."

Zhang Taiping said: "I came quite early."

Yang Wanli smiled and said: "Fat man can't wait to come over and drink."

The fat man smiled and said, "Don't you want to come for a drink?"

After entering the house, there was no need to introduce the two women. They all knew each other. Yang Wanli's wife had met a woman named Zhuang Wan in his forest garden last year. As her name suggests, she looks relatively small and graceful. But the fat man's wife is a bit...

She's so charming. I met her once in Fatty's hometown during the lantern festival two years ago. Her name is Wang Fenfang. She has a vulgar name but a decent person. She can fit into the hall and kitchen, so she is considered an ideal woman.

Seeing that it was still early, Zhang Taiping said: "It's still early now, why don't you go fishing in the pond for a while so that you can have something to eat at night."

The fat man took out two retractable fishing rods from the big bag he brought, laughed and said, "That's what we meant." Yang Wanli did the same thing.

Seeing someone fishing, Fan Ming led two little girls to watch, while Ye Ling was in the house preparing food, bowls, chopsticks, wine glasses and other things for the evening. Zhang Taiping did not stop him, everyone wanted to find him.

Only with the value of existence can she live with peace of mind. Maybe this will make her feel more at ease living in this home.

There were two women here, so instead of catching any earthworms, which were not easy for women to accept, as bait, they mixed sesame oil and flour together and added some sugar to make fish bait.

It didn't take long for the fat man to shout: "Commander, Commander, hurry up and get rid of your big white goose."

Zhang Taiping came over to take a look, but there was a big white goose waiting nearby. If anyone dared to catch a fish, he would go up and pinch him. Unfortunately, the fat man became the first person to be pinched.

Fan Ming felt the big white goose coming all the way and said, "Fat brother, you see, the big white goose is attracted by your body."

The fat man rubbed the place where he had just been pinched and said with a wry smile: "Why are all the animals in your house so aggressive?"

Fan Ming defended: "That's not called attack power, it's called defense power. If you don't mess with them, they won't pinch you."

The fat man said: "I just sat here and didn't move. I didn't mess with them."

Fan Ming chuckled and said: "This water area and the fish in it are all under their control. You just caught their fish, of course they are not happy."

The fat man said he was speechless.

Although the fish in the pond grew faster and bigger, they did not become smarter, or they were too smart. They all competed to eat the bait made by Zhang Taiping mixed with space spring water. It didn't take long for all four people to catch all the fish.

There are four or five items, and there are more than a dozen items placed together.

Yaya and Tiantian, who were responsible for holding small buckets and putting the caught fish into the big basin, said: "Auntie, the basin is full and there is no room for it."

Zhuang Wan looked at it, wasn't it? There were more than a dozen fish stuffed into a large basin, which was definitely enough to eat, and she said: "Ah, we caught so many fish so quickly, how come the fish here are so easy to catch, and why are they so good?"

I didn’t have enough fun.”

Yang Wanli said: "Then you can just catch it, and then put it down after you catch it."

The four of them fished for a while and rowed a boat to the pond to play in the water for a while. Then the two women, led by Fan Ming, went to the orchard and walked around the hills to the south.

Wukong slept until the afternoon before waking up. He got down from the cabinet cover and went into the kitchen to scoop up half a ladle of newly brought well water before he fully woke up. He rummaged around in the kitchen for a while but didn't find anything to eat. He just prepared it.

I went to the backyard to pick some fruits to satisfy my hunger and met Zhang Taiping who came in from outside.

He felt that he had not done anything well and wanted to run away when he saw Zhang Taiping.

Zhang Taiping laughed and scolded: "What are you doing?"

Wukong knew he couldn't run away, so he turned around and ran up to him, holding out a hand with a smile on his face.

Zhang Taiping knew that it must be hungry after not eating for a whole night, so he took out a big and fresh peach from the space and threw it to it. Wukong took the peach and screamed happily. It has been learning to eat these days.

I haven't eaten peaches like this for a long time.

The sunshine outside was not too strong anymore, and it gave people a warm feeling instead of a burning sensation. Fatty and Yang Wanli were preparing to kill fish. When they saw Wukong coming out behind Zhang Taiping, Yang Wanli asked: "Is this

Are you Wukong?"

The fat man asked again: "Why didn't you see it just now?"

Zhang Taiping shook his head helplessly and said: "This guy went down to the cellar last night and secretly drank half a jar of wine. He went from being unconscious last night to waking up just now."

"It's so good, you're a member of the same group!" the fat man said strangely.

Wukong saw the fat man, as if he really felt the breath of his fellow disciples, and walked around him a few times. Suddenly he pointed at the fat man and burst into laughter. The peach pulp in his mouth made his monkey face look bulging. Look.

It looks a little funny, but also a little worrying.

Seeing it clapped its legs and laughed so happily, Zhang Taiping couldn't help but have this thought in his mind: Could it be that he has become stupid after drinking?

Also shocked were the fat man Yang Wanli and the three little girls squatting next to the basin to watch the fish killing. They all looked at Wukong with wide eyes and couldn't help but wonder why he was having fun pointing at the fat man.

The fat man asked a little timidly: "Is this a male or a female?"

Zhang Taiping said angrily: "Monkeys don't engage in homosexuality."

"That's good, that's good." The fat man patted his chest and said, "But what's wrong with it? I'm surprised that it's really that happy. Can the monkey laugh immediately after seeing it?"

Zhang Taiping looked at the dancing Wukong and said, "Who knows what happened to it."

Wukong felt it, and no one understood what he meant. His smile gradually faded, and he made a gesture of holding his shoulder with one hand, and then walked a few steps swaying.

It's a pity that everyone still doesn't understand what it wants to express. You look at me, I look at you, their faces are all confused. The most speechless person is Fatty, because Wukong is obviously going for him.

Seeing that no one understood what he meant, Wukong became anxious and threw out the few peaches left in his hand. He slipped into the kitchen and soon the rolling pin came out. He was talented at this.

, the rolling pin is held in a stick shape in the hand, and then the stick is held in one hand and the other is placed above the eyes, making a gaze-like gesture.

This time everyone understands what it means. This is playing the role of a great sage.

The fat man said: "If I put on the purple gold boots again, the golden armor would really look like the Monkey King."

Seeing that everyone understood what he meant this time, Wukong jumped twice on the ground happily, then threw the rolling pin on the ground and wanted to run into the house again.

Zhang Taiping said: "Take it back and put it where it belongs."

Wukong obediently turned around, picked up the rolling pin and went into the house. I don't know whether he took it back and put it away. Not long after, he came out again, this time carrying the wooden rake used for drying wheat.

He walked up to the crowd and pointed at the fat man, then he put the wooden rake on his shoulders and walked swaying for two steps. After returning, he put the wooden rake in front of the fat man and motioned for him to come over.

The fat man's eyes widened instantly: "This... this is...?"

"Ha ha ha ha..."

This time the meaning expressed by Wukong couldn't be more obvious. Except for the fat man who was inexplicably frightened, everyone else laughed.

Yaya was almost out of breath with laughter: "Fat...uncle...haha...Wukong...ha...Wukong said you are...haha Zhu Bajie!" The little girl finally finished.

One sentence, and then he laughed again.

Yang Wanli asked: "Wukong must have read Journey to the West, right?"

Zhang Taiping replied: "I am a loyal fan of the Monkey King. I have read Journey to the West from beginning to end twice."

The fat man said with a look of sorrow and indignation: "Is Brother Fat so like Zhu Bajie?"

Everyone nodded unanimously.

At this time, Fan Ming led Zhuang Wan and Wang Fenfang back from Peach Blossom Mountain and asked, "I heard loud and large noises in the yard from a long way away. Why are you so happy?"

Everyone looked at the fat man, and then burst into laughter. Only the fat man had a sad face.

Yang Wanli pointed at the wooden rake in front of the fat man and said with a smile: "Fat brother has become the second senior brother this time."

Wukong was still in front of the fat man, picking up the wooden rake and stuffing it into his hand.

Looking at this funny scene, the three women understood what was going on and started laughing.

After everyone had laughed enough, Zhang Taiping scolded Wukong a few times and asked Wukong to take the wooden rake back, and the fat man was freed.

Although Zhuang Wan is already the mother of a child, her temperament seems somewhat similar to Fan Ming. She looked at Wukong and asked: "Is this the Wukong that Sister Fan said? I heard that he can also drink alcohol."

Before anyone could say anything, Wukong proudly held his head high, but he didn’t have combat boots, golden armor, or a crown with peacock feathers. So no matter how high he stood, he still didn’t have the style of the Monkey King, so he could only win over everyone.

A smile.

After laughing for a while, they finally calmed down and the sun went down. Zhang Taiping took out another knife and prepared to process the fish with the two of them.

At this moment, an eagle cry came from the sky!

ps: Please give me flowers!

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