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When the group of children heard the huge cannon noise, they all ran back and gathered around the river.

Zhang Taiping shouted: "Stay away, be careful of water splashing on you."

The children backed away a few meters with a clatter.

There was also Fan Ming who was setting off cannons for the first time. Zhang Taiping was worried that she would throw the cannon in the wrong direction in a hurry and throw it next to the children by the river, so he said again: "Stay back."

The little dolls retreated to a distance of more than ten meters from the river before stopping.

Then huge cannon sounds continued to sound in the river, and pieces of ice and water columns exploded. The rising smoke made people smell not only the smell of gunpowder, but also the strong smell of the New Year.

Seeing them having fun, Cai Yazhi also came over.

Zhang Taiping asked: "Do you want to try two too?"

Cai Yazhi shook her head slightly. Looking at the turbid river water and the broken ice below, she seemed to think of something interesting, and suddenly burst into laughter.

"What happy thing makes you laugh so happily? Tell it and let everyone have fun together." Zhang Taiping asked with a smile.

"It's okay." Cai Yazhi shook her head and said nothing, but there was an uncontrollable smile on her pursed lips.

"As the saying goes, it is better for everyone to have fun alone than to have fun together. Say it so that everyone can be happy too." Zhang Taiping said.

Cai Yazhi looked at him with a strange expression and asked, "Do you really want to say it?"

Zhang Taiping suddenly smelled a hint of conspiracy, but he still said bravely: "Tell me, let me hear what interesting things make you so happy."

"Then I'll tell you." The smile on Cai Yazhi's lips became even thicker. "I remember when you were young, you and Wang Peng were the most naughty. Every Chinese New Year, you would buy some thunder cannons and throw them into people's toilets.

Several times when I threw it into the toilet, there were still people inside..." He laughed again when he thought of some funny scene and stopped talking.

Zhang Taiping touched his nose, this is an embarrassing thing. The toilets in rural areas are all open-air dry toilets. The effect of throwing thunder cannons in is almost the same as throwing it in water. If someone happens to go to the toilet, that miserable thing will happen.

The result can be imagined.

The two of them had indeed done such unscrupulous things when they were young. I remember one time, it was him and Wang Peng again. He threw a thunder cannon into the toilet, and then immediately ran away. After thinking about the sound of the cannon,

Then they remembered a horrible scream. The two of them hid in a far distance and saw a person slowly walking out. His whole body looked like he had just climbed out of it. (Don't imagine it.)

When they saw it, it was Old Man Qian, but he was not called Old Man Qian at that time, but was called Qian Tiger. The two of them were frightened. At that time, Old Man Qian was a tiger in the eyes of half-grown children. So Zhang Taiping asked Wang Peng to run away.

But he hid and did not move, and ran out. You can imagine what happened to Wang Peng. He was severely punished by the angry old man Qian. Fortunately, Wang Peng was not smart but he was very loyal, so he bit him.

Zhang Taiping escaped the physical pain by not revealing his accomplice.

After listening to Cai Yazhi's story, Fan Ming seemed to have heard something unbelievable. His eyes were as wide as almonds and he said, "Brother, has he ever done such a wicked thing?" After finishing speaking, he could no longer keep his face surprised.

His expression changed, and he laughed so hard that he couldn't even straighten his waist.

When this embarrassing incident was revealed, Zhang Taiping could do nothing but touch his nose in embarrassment.

Cai Yazhi said with a smile: "I didn't want to say it originally, but you forced me to say it."

Zhang Taiping deliberately put on a wry smile and said, "I must have brought it upon myself."

Fan Ming finally regained his breath, straightened up, patted his chest and said, "I was laughing so hard." Then he asked Cai Yazhi, "Is there anything else interesting? Sister Cai, hurry up and tell me."

Cai Yazhi smiled, shook her head and pursed her lips in silence.

Cai Xiaomei said: "Sister, if you don't tell me, I will."

"Speak quickly, speak quickly." Fan Ming urged impatiently.

"The only thing my brother-in-law didn't do when he was in school was tease his female classmates. He did almost everything else," Cai Xiaomei said.

Fan Ming shook her and said, "Tell me something specific."

"Let me think about it." Cai Xiaomei pointed her forehead with her green and jade-like finger and said, "I remember when I was in middle school, there was a female math teacher who always liked to ask her brother-in-law to go to the blackboard to do questions. Finally one day, he got impatient and caught her.

A mouse was placed in the drawer of the podium. When the female teacher opened the drawer, the scream could be heard throughout the campus."

"What happened in the end?" Fan Ming asked.

Cai Xiaomei spread her hands and said, "You don't have anything to ask for?"

"No?" Fan Ming was surprised. "The school won't expel you for such a serious matter?"

Cai Xiaomei laughed: "Originally, the principal was going to expel me, but someone came to the principal's office and said that he was going to take the principal's youngest son to the mountains to see grizzly bears, so the principal decisively changed the expulsion to a demerit."

"How can it be like this?" Fan Ming turned to look at Zhang Taiping and said, "Brother is really a god."

Zhang Taiping smiled and said: "How about I do the same thing before you enter university and see if the principal will just give you a demerit."

Fan Ming rolled his eyes and said, "I don't have the courage. If you dare to threaten the principal, you will definitely be expelled."

At this time, the group of children ran into the yard again, and the black boy said to Zhang Taiping: "Uncle, handsome uncle, give us a thunder cannon too."

The box cannon only made a little noise and was not very dangerous. Zhang Taiping could safely give it to them. However, this powerful thunder cannon was unusual. There was a time when a child fired such a cannon and exploded the palm of his hand without having time to throw it out.

He was smashed to pieces, so naturally he would not give it to them. He shook his head and said, "This is not good. It can easily hurt someone."

The children were envious of the powerful thunder cannon, but they could only marvel at it.

Naturally, Wukong also had this idea. When he walked up to Zhang Taiping, he wanted to put his hand into his pocket.

This guy is a dangerous person. I was a little worried about giving it a cannon. If I gave it such a powerful thunder cannon, I don’t know what would happen. I slapped it hard on the palm it extended.

He said at once: "Go, don't touch this!"

Wukong could only take his hand back angrily.

Zhang Taiping was worried that this guy would come into the house and secretly take it from the firecracker bag on the cabinet lid, so he said to Cai Yazhi: "Lock the firecrackers in the cabinet later, don't let Wukong steal them."

Wukong was a little dissatisfied with Zhang Taiping's distrust. He squeaked a few times and made gestures with his hands, as if he was scolding Zhang Taiping for doubting his character.

Fan Ming rolled her eyes and said to the little kids surrounding her: "It's boring to blow up water with a cannon. Throwing it into the toilet is more interesting."

"Throw it in the toilet, my mother will beat me." Several dolls said.

Fan Ming ran into the house and took out several boxes of box cannons and said, "Whoever throws it into the toilet will give one box to him."

The little babies immediately lost their fear of being spanked by their mother and raised their hands one after another.

Fan Ming handed out the box of cannons to those who raised their hands and said: "Let's go and complete your feat!"

The dolls burst out of the yard laughing and joking. Fan Ming grabbed Yaya at the back and said, "Yaya, don't do this, otherwise it won't smell good, you know?"

"Yeah." The little girl nodded heavily and said, "Hehe, I'll give all the cannons to Heizi."

After the children left, Cai Yazhi said with a smile: "You are really bad, teaching the children to do bad things."

Fan Ming said with a smile: "Little things, small things, if you don't do bad things when you are a child, you will have no chance when you grow up."

It didn't take long for the sporadic sound of cannons and the yells of adults to be heard in the village. The small-power box cannon may not be able to achieve the feats Zhang Taiping and Wang Peng accomplished back then, but it was thrown at people who were going to the toilet.

It can also scare people in front of you.

When I returned to the house, I saw Wukong searching for something.

Zhang Taiping walked up behind it and patted it on the shoulder. Wukong jumped forward a big step, turned around and saw Zhang Taiping, and ran out with a little guilt.

ps: I forgot to tell everyone not to read this chapter while eating.