portable space
Chapter 626: The Fatty Pig Backs His Wife
"Why don't you see your core coming?" Tian Zhenhao looked outside and asked.
The old village chief said strangely: "Don't you just take care of yourself at night?"
Tian Zhenhao said: "We don't do much fun at night, but we can still show off simple and interesting ones to make it more lively."
"I don't know." The old village chief said with a hint of annoyance, "If I knew you could play with cores at night, I would have prepared two more for the show." Among the cores, there is a monkey climbing a tree, which is also an interesting one.
The program could have been brought out in the evening to add interest.
"It's okay, it's okay." Tian Zhenhao waved his hand and said, "As long as there are dragons and lions." Generally speaking, dragon dance and lion dance are definitely the main show in the evening. As long as there are these two things, there are not many other things.
It doesn't matter anymore.
At this time, the fat man who was looking around in the courtyard came in, patted his belly and said, "It seems that art is among the people. I just looked around and it made me feel a little itchy.
What kind of show are you playing?"
Tian Zhenhao's eyes lit up when he saw the fat man's figure, and he asked Zhang Taiping: "This guy is very unfamiliar. I don't know what to call him?"
Zhang Taiping introduced: "This is my friend, his name is Huang Jun. I heard that there is a lot of excitement here at night, so I came here to see it."
Tian Zhenhao said to the fat man: "Brother Huang, do you really want to put on a show?"
The fat man felt a bit amused when he heard what he said, and asked: "Do you still need people for the program here?"
"There is a program that needs people. It depends on Brother Huang whether you have this intention." Tian Zhenhao said with a smile.
"Oh? Tell me, what kind of program is it?" Fatty sat down and asked.
"Haha, Zhu Bajie is carrying his wife!" Tian Zhenhao said with a laugh.
The fat man looked at his belly. He really had the potential to be like Zhu Bajie on TV. He also laughed and said: "This show is good, I did it! How do you play it?"
"Brother Huang is really willing to play Zhu Bajie?" Tian Zhenhao confirmed.
The fat man laughed and said, "We have the perfect figure to play Zhu Bajie. Isn't it just fun to have fun? As long as you can be happy, there is no need to be willing or unwilling."
"Okay!" Tian Zhenhao stood up and said, "Brother Huang is so cool, let's go over and have a look."
The group of people went out into the yard, and Tian Zhenhao led everyone to a house, where two people were rehearsing a show about Zhu Bajie carrying his wife on his back.
One of the people holding Zhu Bajie's rake saw Tian Zhenhao walking in and said with a grimace: "Team leader, you'd better find another person. I really can't do this. It feels very awkward." This person.
I'm not very fat, so I'm definitely not the type to play Zhu Bajie.
"Look at your potential!" Tian Zhenhao laughed and scolded, "Okay, you're free, I've found someone else to come over."
The man who played Zhu Bajie immediately put down the rake with a smile, and even took off his clothes, saying, "That would be best. My role as Zhu Bajie must not be interesting at all."
Tian Zhenhao said to the fat man: "Brother Huang, let's try it."
The fat man put on Zhu Bajie's clothes, put the wooden rake on his generals, and took two steps with his sleeves swinging. Apart from his face, he looked a bit like Zhu Bajie on TV. He asked:
"How's it going? Does it look similar?"
"It looks like! It's so similar!" Tian Zhenhao laughed and said.
Zhang Taiping also smiled and said: "It seems that you really have the talent to play Zhu Bajie!"
The fat man said: "As long as it looks like it."
When Zhu Bajie carries his wife, there is naturally another person who plays the role of the daughter-in-law. However, the person who plays the role of the wife here is not a woman, but an old man. It is not that there are no women who are willing to play the role of the "daughter-in-law" who is carried by Zhu Bajie, but that people are preparing for this
During the show, the actors were deliberately played by men so that they would have a more dramatic effect.
This man is not short, but slender. He is wearing a bright red robe, a big red flower on his head, and foundation on his face, but his two red cheeks are specially highlighted. Well, a different kind of beauty.
You can tell at a glance that this is a man, but this woman's outfit will definitely make people laugh.
This man is also a wonderful actor, and the fun at night requires someone who can keep his face and can afford it.
He pinched an orchid finger, twisted his waist (please allow me to use this word to describe a man), shook the red handkerchief and gently nodded in the direction of the fat man and said, "Why, sir?"
It’s so late, the slave family can’t wait!”
The room instantly became quiet, everyone's eyes widened, and then a burst of laughter broke out that could knock the roof off. One unlucky guy who was drinking water sprayed tea directly into the face of another even more unlucky guy.
The fat man entered the scene very quickly. He turned the rake on his shoulder and said angrily: "Don't worry, little lady. I, the old pig, will carry you to the 'Yunzhan Cave' on my back later to accomplish something good."
The two old men were flirting and flirting here. Even though they were acting, they made everyone laugh so hard that their stomachs hurt.
"Okay, okay!" Tian Zhenhao finally held back his laughter and said three good words in a row. "Needless to say, this show will definitely make people laugh until their stomachs hurt. Our goal has been achieved."
"Hahaha." The fat man also laughed and asked Zhang Taiping, "What, are you okay?"
Zhang Taiping gave a thumbs up and said: "It is definitely the level of acting emperor."
"Then when we can no longer survive, we can still go to filming and make a living, haha."
"Officials are so shameless!" The man wearing a big red flower covered his mouth and said with a chuckle. This would make everyone laugh to death.
This time, even the fat man was shocked. He swallowed his saliva and said, "My mother, what a witchy daughter-in-law she is!"
Everyone burst into laughter when they heard the fat man's funny words.
The fat man straightened his face, walked to Dahonghua, stretched out a hand and said, "We will have a good cooperation later! My name is Huang Jun, known as Fatty. I don't know what I call my brother?"
This time Dahonghua did not act like a sissy, she stretched out a hand to shake the fat man's hand and said, "My name is Han Xiaohua, happy to work with you!"
"Han Xiaohua?" The fat man was stunned.
Da Honghua can't help herself with her name. She has made a lot of jokes and has long been used to it.
Tian Zhenhao smiled beside him and said, "This is no joke. His surname is indeed Han and Xiaohua."
The fat man licked his lips and said, "It is indeed as beautiful as a flower... beautiful!"
For the first time, Han Xiaohua showed a little embarrassment on her face: "My parents gave me my name, and there's nothing we can do about it." She shrugged, but the big red flower on her head swayed, but she didn't have the carefreeness of a grown man.
He fell in love with a woman's charm, which made the fat man feel a little chilly in his heart.
The burst of laughter in the room not only attracted many people to come and watch, but even Wukong was attracted.
When Wukong entered the house and saw the fat man dressed as Zhu Bajie, his eyes lit up. He jumped off Ah Huang's back, and in two steps he was in front of the fat man. He poked the fat man's big belly with the golden cudgel and squealed with joy.
The fat man put the rake on his shoulder again and said to Wukong: "Brother Monkey is here. I wonder where Master and Junior Brother Sha are?"
Although Wukong didn't understand the meaning of his words, he could understand that he was trying to play with himself. He jumped for joy, then opened an open space in the house and used his special skills.
The stick turned into a flower in its hand.
The more people around him cheered, the more energetic it became in playing, and it would flip in the air from time to time. After playing for a while, it stopped and tapped the rake on the fat man's hand with the golden hoop, signaling him to show his hands.
Wukong and Monkey King are monkeys from the same sect, and are experts at playing with sticks. However, Fatty and the second senior brother are not the same kind. Naturally, they cannot play with rakes. However, under Wukong's strong request, they still waved them randomly a few times. But it was very difficult.
Wukong was not satisfied and disliked him for playing too badly, so he showed off by waving his stick.
Zhang Taiping stopped it, but it would still take a long time. Let it waste its energy here, and it would be bad if it loses the chain when it goes out.
The room was crowded with people inside and outside, all craning their necks to look at the three funny characters inside. They were looking forward to what kind of surprises they would give others when they went out.
Second update, there will be three or four updates later
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