Porter of Two Worlds

流 The fires in August can heat the dead season.

十 At ten thirty in the morning, the poisonous sunlight came in from the window, and it was sprinkled on the poplar without the quilt, which awakened him stiffly.

It ’s been two months since I graduated from university, and I do n’t have any control. Like a wild horse, I sleep awake and wake up naturally. As for counting money, I can only dream.

"Let's not live anymore."

He woke up stupidly, sweating all over his body, grumbled in his mouth, complained, and walked to the bathroom half asleep.

I was sober after washing my face and brushing my teeth. When I came to the dining room, I was speechless. My father and mother didn't leave breakfast, and there was no sense of reason!

"My God, although I'm already an adult, but mom, do you want to be so unforgiving, anyway, leave me some, or it's not natural, and said that no matter how old the parents are in the eyes of the child, the baby needs to be taken care of And ... ".

Unhappy and complaining, Bai Yang walked to his room indifferently and took out a box of instant noodles from the drawer.

"Do you think I have to starve to death without leaving me a meal? You look down on me too much."

The proud white poplar foamed the face with the hot water in the water dispenser, put it on the coffee table in the living room, put it down for a while, lay on the sofa in the comfortable posture of Uncle Ge, turned on the TV and pressed, except for the ads, which were some brain-disabled TV shows Look disturbing.

‘Wolf smoke rises, the mountains and mountains look north ...’

The ringtone of the mobile phone rang, and Bai Yang took a few reluctant ways to reach the mobile phone ten centimeters away from his finger.

I took a look and it was my mother's phone.

"Hello, mother, do you remember you have a son".

"Stink boy, don't you get up now? You just don't care about it. You said that I owed you how much I owed you in my last life to spread your son like that ... probably eating instant noodles again? What do I say about your kid? Only when I grow up, I am so motivated ... "

The so-called child Moruomu gave him a clear picture of the situation over the phone.

Jiu Ren let her mother complain, and Bai Yang returned three words, "said the point."

"Shit, what's the matter ... It's the case, you, it's been two months since you graduated, and you've had enough fun to play, now I will give you two choices. First, find me a job and go to work within one month. ... "

"What about second?" If you have to choose poplar, you must listen to all the options.

"The second is that if you don't go to work, I think there are a few girls in our unit who are good. You can coax me back to be a daughter-in-law, and I will spend it in the meantime ..."

"Mom, I choose the first. After that I will go to work. After two days, I will go to work. I will make instant noodles. Just like that, bye ..." After the last word, the poplar hanged. Got the phone.

I wiped my sweat, it ’s too scary. I think how can my twenty-four-year-old good-for-nothing confession go out, my girlfriend can have anything, it ’s okay to go for a blind date, not enough. .

I dropped my phone, and Poplar got up reluctantly, raised his butt, held up the instant noodles on the coffee table, picked up his fork, took a sip in his mouth, and sat down ...

"My grass ..."!

The poplar who sat down with a buttock just felt that his buttocks were missing. He sat down on the floor. The sofa was only a few centimeters away from his buttocks. How could the gap be so huge!

He fell to the ground, knocked down the instant noodles, spilled noodle soup, gave him a choked throat, jumped, and began to slap on the place where he was scalded. At the next moment, he moved stiffly, and the screams made by the subconscious rushed. And only.

Eyes stared at the front stiffly, pupils suddenly enlarged.

"what's the situation"!

The poplar was still in its own living room a while ago, and now somehow appeared in a lush green jungle, surrounded by ancient trees, old vines like dragons, and the breeze blowing, I do n’t know where the floral fragrance is intoxicating, the air is fresh, take a sip The whole person was washed again.

Wearing a shirt, big pants, flip-flops, a mouthful of instant noodles in his mouth, a fork in one hand, and a half-turned noodle bucket in the other, the poplar freezes in a weird posture.

He groaned and drooled, but swallowed the instant noodles, coughing and coughing for him, and finally adjusted it. Aspen looked at the surrounding environment and wanted to cry without tears.

Rustling

三 Three meters away from the poplar, in a small field of grass, a three-foot-long black cymbal Zhangya dance claw appeared, and turned a corner and disappeared in a stone gap ...

"What the **** is this place"!

Tong Baiyang said to himself in horror, and was subconsciously backed up by the Misu's uncle. There was a sharp pain under his feet. He took a breath and lifted his feet. The flip-flops on his feet were pierced by a stab ...

There was another severe pain in his shoulder. The pain caused him to lose the instant noodles in his hand, and he slaped him in the place where the severe pain came. Bloody, a mosquito with a large fist was shot dead by him!

"Big maggot, big mosquito, this is the wormhole coming to the African jungle ..."!

Staring stunned, there were a lot of trees that needed several people to embrace, and looking out, there weren't a few plants that Poplar knew.

As soon as I looked up, I saw the sky through the gaps in the leaves. Aspen was directly stupid. Is the sun in the sky? But the hair color is not right, the sun in the morning is red, the sun at noon is golden, but what a wheel-sized white light ball is in the sky?

"Is this a crossing? This is a crossing! But I'm not ready yet. Anyway, let me set up the equipment first. Flip-flops trousers will throw me this ghost place."

A moment ago, he didn't want to move because of the hot weather, but now he was all cold, somehow appeared in such a place, you are afraid of it for you!

Purr ...

A bad wind came from behind him, accompanied by a deafening tiger howling, the poplar's entire head was about to explode, and I realized what it was called a tiger howling mountain forest.

He turned around and saw a five-meter-long yellow-spotted tiger approaching him.

"To finish, go to Teme to cross, I want to go home ..."!

In such a desperate shout in his heart, the figure of Bai Yang disappeared.

With a bang, the tiger fluttered, turned his head slightly, as if talking about people?

The fierce tiger shook his head and moved his four legs towards the jungle, leaving a flip-flop with a thorn in it and a box of overturned instant noodles.

Uh ...

A whimper sounded like a voice came out of the air, a dark shadow flickered, and a thump, the tiger's eyes that had been so powerful before was penetrated by a dark arrow, and fell to the ground with a bang, instinctively twitching. There is no sound.

The footsteps of brushing approached, three strong men like the iron tower appeared here, they were wearing animal skins, big bows, and their eyes were as sharp as knives.

"Haha, Brother Zhao has good arrow skills, and just one arrow penetrated the tiger's eyes without hurting the fur. This tiger skin can certainly be sold for a good price."

One of them had a scar on his face, which was the strongest, but he looked a little immature, and said admiringly on the dead tiger.

"I'm nothing, as long as you use your heart to practice archery, you will surpass me sooner or later." A man called Brother Zhao shook his head and smiled. His height was about 1.8 meters, his skin was dark and oily, and he could run horses on his arms. That kind of muscle is all over, but the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes show that he is already middle-aged.

The third young man squatted on the ground with a frown, twitched his nose a few times, took out a leaf, and saw the half-barrel of instant noodles and pierced flip-flops.

"Brother Zhao, Huzi, come here and see what this stuff is. It's so fragrant, I can't help it."

"What good thing did Pillar find?" The teenager named Huzi walked over and said with a long leg.

"Look at this stuff, isn't it fragrant?" Pillar pointed at the instant noodles on the ground with a salivating expression.

"What is this? It looks weird, but it is really fragrant", Hu Zi swallowed.

"Huzi, can you say that this thing can be eaten? 诶 Look, this bowl is so beautiful, 咦, there are people on it, I don't know who painted it, it's too delicate, it looks like alive, is it the word on it? Should It's the word, just don't know what to write, no one in our village can read ... ", the pillar climbed to the ground, staring at the instant noodle bowl.

"What did you find?" Brother Zhao came over vigilantly. When he smelled the taste of instant noodles, he couldn't help making a gurgling sound in his throat, and saw that the instant noodle bowl was just like the other two, with a grimace.

"This bowl is so delicate that it will definitely sell for a hefty price. I don't know what the adult left here. UU read the book www.uukanshu.com. Hu Zizhu, we take the bowl and take care not to break it or not Fortunately, this bowl can still be exchanged for a precious cheat book, "Brother Zhao said extremely solemnly.

So the tigers killed by the three were gone, and they carefully left with the instant noodle bowl. As for the instant noodles that fell on the ground, they were eaten by the three, and the three of them almost gave out a large amount of dirt. Come on ...

Aspen came here somehow and left somehow. If you saw the three people who lost a tiger and wanted a junk instant noodle bowl, they probably fell to the ground, but it was useless, and the three said Why doesn't he understand ...

boom……

Tong Baiyang fell on the sofa in his living room in a backward posture, covered with icy spirits, and kept in this posture for ten minutes before he reacted.

"Where am I?" Looking at the familiar home, Aspen's head was blindfolded.

Fragmented as if drunk. I remembered for a while and remembered that I appeared in a jungle somehow and was almost eaten by a tiger. The tiger has not seen that big on TV ...

"What is the situation? Is it possible that the weather is too hot and I have a hallucination of heat stroke?" The poplar who was talking to himself was still aggressive. He raised his arm and prepared to wipe the sweat from his forehead, his movement was fixed, and he held a grass in his hand!

He held the grass!

"When the tiger came, I seemed to have caught something ...", Poplar's throat stared dry at the grass in his hand ...

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