Practicing magical skills by mistake will cause chaos in the world

[Changqing... My love for you will never change! ]

[Senior Brother Ziyun...]

Xu Shun, who was in "Domiti's House", looked at the two people on the screen with disgust, saying cheesy love words to each other, and then turned it off.

This is already the dozenth fairy drama he has watched in the past two days.

Meeting, knowing each other, falling in love, a little misunderstanding leads to a bigger misunderstanding, and finally turns into a sadomasochistic love...

Senior brothers, senior brothers and sisters, master and master, master and servant, beastmaster...

Xu Shun was completely numb, and he could even guess the ending after seeing the beginning.

Isn't it true that you fairy dramas can't shoot something else besides love and incest?

Xu Shun knew that from the perspective of the creator, no one knew what the immortals looked like. But it would not be wrong to shoot a love drama based on the immortals.

Because someone would pay for it.

It wouldn't be wrong if someone paid for it.

Shooting other things means risk, unknown, no one would pay for it, and loss of money.

That's wrong.

As for love...

Xu Shun just wants to say, love is NMP! He thought about confessing to a girl he likes for more than ten years.

"Do you really like me? I am so ordinary, I am neither MTF, nor TW, TP. I am just a virgin girl, a conservative girl who has not experienced transgender awakening."

"I like virgin girls, I like conservative! I have a house, we can live together!"

"Shouldn't you like strong MTFs, neutral celestial girls and multi-females?"

"Who would like those monsters!"

"Your words contain discrimination!"

"Go to hell with discrimination! I just like people like you!"

"Sorry, I already have a husband."

"What?"

"My husband is Taimi! He is very gentle and treats me very well."

Taimi is a little-known singer, and the girl obviously bought a life-size doll digital model.

The doll digital model will adjust various personalities and behaviors according to the settings of the person under the AI ​​model, or be obedient, or domineering, or charming and charming...

Just like a real person.

But no matter what, the girl's husband is a paper man.

Rejecting a real person for a paper man.

Really...

In the past, Xu Shun thought that the girl was blind to the truth. As he grew older, Xu Shun felt that the girl was tactfully rejecting him to give him a way out.

What a lovely girl!

It's a pity that Xu Shun can no longer remember what she looks like, and he has never met a normal girl again.

Maybe one day, when he saves enough money, he will use the breeding warehouse to breed the next generation like his father.

Starting from his grandfather, three generations of them have been breeding in this way.

His father hopes that he will have a smooth life, so he named him "Shun". What's his son's name?

Happy?

Xu Le?

Sounds good too!

But these are too far away from him, and there are still more than ten years.

After thinking about these messy things, Xu Shun is going to continue reading some fairy tales. He has never written fairy tales before, and wants to find some inspiration from these works.

Or borrow from them.

As for the new story, naturally, I haven't written a word in the past two days!

Creation is like shitting, you can't pull it out by force.

"Ai De Shan, someone came to your door and applied to open your door."

"The applicant has the second-level permission, the door has been opened! Please exit..."

What?

What is the second-level permission?

Listening to the electronic sound of "Tease You", Xu Shun felt surprised. He quickly logged out of the network.

After a slight dizziness, Xu Shun took off the black eye mask and saw a dazzling white light.

Along with the dazzling white light, there was also strange music.

The music seemed to be many people's voices repeated together, with a strong sense of rhythm.

"... When practicing deep Prajna Paramita, you can see that the five aggregates are empty and overcome all sufferings..."

"... Shariputra... Not born or destroyed, not dirty or clean, not increasing or decreasing..."

"... Bodhisattva... Bodhisattva..."

Xu Shun knew this song, it was the "Electronic Heart Sutra" of the Great Electronic Music Temple!

The reason for knowing it is very simple, this song is very rhythmic, very brainwashing, and very nice to listen to!

So it is widely spread.

Therefore, Xu Shun also knew the basics of the Big Electronic Music Temple.

It is said that the Big Electronic Music Temple has a loudspeaker that plays scriptures, and the scriptures played in it are scriptures recorded by 100,000 monks of the Big Electronic Music Temple.

Playing the loudspeaker once is equivalent to reciting it once by 100,000 people, which adds 100,000 times the merit to the Big Electronic Music Temple, allowing the Big Electronic Music Temple to surpass the Lotus Temple's infinite release merit machine in the merit PK of online temples and become the first online temple.

Xu Shun treated these interesting stories about the Big Electronic Music Temple as a joke.

Now suddenly someone opened the door of his house through the so-called second-level authority, and then came to him with the "Electronic Music Heart Sutra".

He felt something was wrong.

His eyes slowly adapted to the strong light, and he saw that the one emitting the strong light was a person.

Or rather, a person's head.

There were bright light beads on his head, so Xu Shun couldn't see the man's face clearly.

He only saw that he was wearing a yellow robe with "卍" written all over it, and his exposed skin was bronze. I don't know if it has been transformed.

As soon as he opened his mouth, he said in a deep voice: "My destined one, you made me look so hard!"

"The destined person? Who is the destined person?" Xu Shun said.

"I have walked through the 230th floor of Changle Building and just found the destined person!" The man continued: "You have awakened, so you are the destined person!"

"Why don't you follow me to the Great Electronic Music Temple, understand the Dharma, and become my monk guardian!"

Awakening?

The destined person?

Sramana guardian?

What the hell is going on!

Xu Shun felt confused. This made him feel more confused than Guan Fu coming to his door.

"Can I refuse?" Xu Shun said.

Anyone who is asked by a strange man who suddenly appears to take you to understand the Dharma will refuse.

"This is fate! Fate is irresistible!" the man said.

"I..."

Xu Shun was about to say something when he saw a strong light suddenly shining in front of him, and then his eyes went black and he knew nothing.

Jiubai looked at Xu Shun who had fainted on the ground and said, "My dear, you talk too much!"

As he said that, he took a big yellow bag from his back and prepared to put Xu Shun in it and take him away.

Such work is just to cause trouble for others, but it is not troublesome to do the work. For a weak chicken like Xu Shun, a minimum frequency Buddhist sound impact is enough.

From the appearance of Jiubai to Jiubai's preparation to take Xu Shun away, Xu Shun's smart butler "Tease You" did not say a word.

Because in the database of "Tease You", Jiubai has the second-level authority.

The second-level authority is the action authority of Ma Hewen Company, which has exceeded the highest authority of Changle Building.

With high authority, everything Jiubai does is reasonable.