Practicing magical skills by mistake will cause chaos in the world
Chapter 4: Who is not crazy when practicing martial arts?
"The weather is cold, I would like to ask the two young masters to go to my humble residence to take shelter from the wind!"
Shi Feizhe was dazzled and saw the woman coming to the bonfire like a ghost and repeating something to them.
Although she was very close, Shi Feizhe couldn't feel the breath of a living person from her body.
The woman's eyes were staring at them, especially Hua Xiaomei, as if staring at a big plate of dinner, and the look of longing in her eyes was about to overflow.
This made Shi Feizhe's hair stand on end! Damn it, are there still ghosts in this world?
With a "wow" sound, Hua Xiaomei opened her fan. On the front of the fan was a picture of hundreds of flowers blooming.
He waved his fan, blowing a gust of fragrant wind towards the woman in white, and then said seriously: "I'm not going!"
The woman was silent for a moment amid the fragrant breeze. Then a few more figures swiped backwards and disappeared into the black night.
"What is this?" When Shi Feizhe saw the woman in white walking backwards, she also walked backwards, always facing them. He felt a chill. What on earth was this?
Is it a human? Is it a ghost?
"The witch! The witch from the Tiannv Sect!" Hua Xiaomei closed her fan with a bang and said, "Fortunately, she is just a witch who has just entered the stage of being free from dust, otherwise it would be really troublesome!"
"Tiannu Sect?" Shi Feizhe repeated, "What is that?"
Hua Xiaomei glanced at Shi Feizhe and said, "Little brother just walked around the world!"
"I'm not even a person in the world, so how can I be considered a person in the world?" Shi Feizhe shook his head and said.
"Once you enter the rivers and lakes, you can't help yourself!" Hua Xiaomei sighed and continued: "The Tiannv Sect is a unique sect, and the sect only accepts female disciples."
"Oh?" Shi Feizhe looked at Hua Xiaomei curiously. It seemed that Hua Xiaomei knew something about this Heavenly Lady Sect!
In this world, both men and women are martial arts masters, so women's status is not that low.
"The Tiannv Sect's unique secret book, "The Seven Treasures Glazed Sutra of Forms and Formless Forms," was first handed down from Danse Temple. It emphasizes the state of being and formlessness, and the purity of the glass throughout the body. Somehow, it was obtained by a woman."
"Then she mastered it and went crazy!"
"Huh? You can go crazy while practicing martial arts!" Shi Feizhe felt incredible.
"There is no one who is not crazy when practicing martial arts!" Hua Xiaomei said faintly:
"The inheritance of martial arts not only includes secret books, but also requires a master to personally teach and explain the secret books. Only by explaining the dialects, terminology, ambiguities, and metaphors in the secret books in detail can you fully understand the secret books. Only in this way can it be regarded as a martial arts inheritance."
"Every martial arts secret book is written by people. Since it is written by people, it naturally has people's speaking and writing habits. Kyushu is so big, just the dialect is enough to give a headache. What's more, there are some words with the same pronunciation and different meanings. Character?"
"The Seven Treasures Glazed Sutra of Form and No Form was written by the monks of Danse Temple. It used a lot of Buddhist terms and metaphors. The woman didn't understand these and just forced herself to practice after seeing the secret book."
Shi Feizhe felt a chill on his back as he listened.
He didn't understand anything about "dialects, terminology, ambiguous words, metaphors" when he was practicing "True Source Sword Finger Technique".
Just like modern people reading the "Tao Te Ching", they can recognize the words, but do they understand the meaning?
He's not going crazy too!
I thought about the many dialects on the Internet in my previous life, such as "sticky bag", "solid good", "chaoba", "mendun'er" and "pushui".
It must be the same in this world. There are many words that are normal to local people but are not understood in other places.
As for Tongjia characters and simple characters, there are more.
"Some of the secret books in Jianghu are passed down from our ancestors, and the rest were compiled by the imperial court during the Da Cai period a thousand years ago, when the imperial court gathered all the power and wisdom of the world. The wording of many secret books is very different from what it is now." Hua Xiao My sister said.
Cai was the dynasty that unified Kyushu a thousand years ago. Later, the dynasty fell and Kyushu entered a situation of martial arts separatism until now.
"No wonder, there is no one who is not crazy when practicing martial arts!" Shi Feizhe heard what Hua Xiaomei said and suppressed the doubt that he might go crazy. If you think about it carefully, you will understand another meaning of this sentence.
Martial arts is the most direct way to break through class and gain power. When a martial artist gains power through martial arts. He will inevitably encrypt his martial arts skills to ensure that he can pass them on to his children and apprentices and continue his rights.
In previous generations, ancient officials had to study for many years, and there were writing and formatting requirements for official documents. In this chaotic arena, where is the writing and formatting? Martial arts secret books are all written this way, and this is how they should be written!
In ancient times, knowledge could be used to monopolize classes. Isn’t the martial arts in this world also a kind of knowledge? There is still power in knowledge!
It's like an enhanced version of the imperial examination in ancient times. How can we not make people crazy?
In fact, most people in the world are just like Shi Feizhe, eager to practice martial arts in order to achieve class leap.
Therefore, if there is a martial arts secret book, whether it is true or false, some people will practice it with their lives as a bet.
Judging from the difficulty of inheriting martial arts secrets, the probability of someone dying practicing them is very high.
If such a person is not dead, then there is probably something wrong with training.
Either there is something wrong with the body or there is something wrong with the brain!
This world is too realistic and too crazy!
"No matter when you want to get ahead, it's very difficult for you!" Shi Feizhe thought of so many things and couldn't help but sigh.
"My little brother is right. Since ancient times, it has been difficult to get ahead! After that woman went crazy, she called herself the Mother of Purity Buddha and founded the Tiannv Sect!" Hua Xiaomei went back to the Tiannv Sect, and he continued:
"People of the Tiannv Sect believe that everything is external and everything is formless. When people are in the world, they walk in appearance and live in formlessness. Therefore, they do some crazy and creepy things."
"How crazy?" Shi Feizhe asked.
"If they like a man, they invite that man home. Then they have sex with the man every day." Hua Xiaomei glanced at Shi Feizhe and said.
"Huh???" Shi Feizhe was shocked and said, "These people must be sick!"
"They are indeed sick!" Hua Xiaomei nodded and said, "To be in love means to be together and not to be separated for a minute or a second. Let the man become part of their strength, so that they can be together for the rest of their lives."
"..."
This is crazy!
"How can we explain it like this when we are together! These women are very ill!" Shi Feizhe said with a little fear: "Thank you, Brother Hua, for saving my life!"
"Ahem...!" Hua Xiaomei coughed awkwardly and said, "Actually, I should have affected my little brother."
"How do you say it?" Shi Feizhe asked.
"Although those Tiannv Sect girls are crazy, not everyone can like them! Men like me should protect themselves when they go out!" Hua Xiaomei spread her hands and said.
"If it weren't for me, the enchantress from the Heavenly Lady Sect might not have come to cause trouble for my little brother."
"..."
What the hell are you...
What's the point of being handsomer than me?
You are so handsome that you are being stalked by the goddess of heaven!
Shi Feizhe cursed in his heart!
What's the point of being handsomer than me!
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