Practicing magical skills by mistake will cause chaos in the world

The twelfth lunar month.

Cold wind, light snow, late at night.

The two figures supported each other, walking hard on the mountain with one foot deep and one foot shallow under the dim moonlight and heavy snow on the ground, making a "crunching" sound.

"Brother, I really can't walk!" A figure sat paralyzed in the heavy snow, kicking heavily and saying.

She was about eighteen or nineteen years old. Her hair was wet with sweat and stuck to her face, but it still gave her the beauty of a watery lotus. In addition, she was wearing a purple robe and a short sword hanging from her waist, making her look quite delicate.

"Junior sister Su, hold on! If you don't leave, the Demonic Monk Wu Jing will catch up with you!" The other person was a tall young man with a beautiful face named Li Yiyan. He was wearing a gray-black robe, carrying luggage on his back, and holding a long knife in his hand. He was also very tired, but he gritted his teeth and insisted.

"No! No! I walked all day and all night! It's really..." Su Yeye, known as Junior Sister Su, took a breath and swallowed her saliva and continued: "...I can't walk anymore!"

The two of them were just seeing their true cultivation. They had just mastered their true energy and returned to their hometown in Jinyang City from Yingyin City. I never wanted to stay in a temple, but I was attracted by a demon monk from Yisezong.

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, the demon monk was bored in the temple. When he saw two handsome men and beautiful women, he suddenly became lustful. When you open your mouth, you should take the two of them under your seat, show love and compassion, and understand the supreme magic of the Seeing Color Sect!

The two of them came from the "Daolongmen", a large sect in Yingyin City, and they themselves were famous families in Jinyang City. How could they accept it?

A fight broke out over a disagreement.

Although the demon monk had a true cultivation level, his cultivation level was profound, coupled with his natural divine power. With a Jie Dao and a Zen staff, the two of them were beaten and fled.

"But if you are caught up by that monster monk, you will lose your virginity to him! Junior sister, do you really want to suffer this shame?" Li Yiyan said to Su Yeye.

"I... really can't walk. I can only..." Su Yeye said with tears. She walked all day and night, chewing two mouthfuls of snow. At this time, I was really tired and hungry, and my energy was almost exhausted.

"But senior brother, I don't want to suffer this shame!" Li Yiyan gritted his teeth and said, "Come on, junior sister Su. I will carry you away!"

The evil Jianse Sect's Bald Ass eats both men and women, and is as notorious as the women of the Tiannv Sect.

"Senior brother..." Su Yeye was so moved that she didn't know what to say.

The senior brother could obviously abandon her, but he still carried her behind his back.

Li Yiyan hung the package on his chest, carried Su Yeye on his back, and staggered toward the bright light in the distance with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

"Junior Sister Ye! If the demon monk catches up! I will kill you first and then commit suicide! The Daolong Clan will not suffer this humiliation!"

"...Okay, listen to Senior Brother!"

He didn't know where the light was, or if there was anyone there who could save them.

But he was unwilling to sit back and accept his fate. Even if you do something, it will be better than doing nothing.

On the hilltop not far behind them, a great monk wearing gray-brown monk robes and a sword on his back stared at them. The monk was Wu Jing. He had a lustful look on his face and followed them patiently. Just wait for the two of them to run out of energy, and then they will be exhausted, why not let him love and pity them casually?

Donor! The form you see is emptiness, and emptiness is form. What's the difference between a man's appearance and a woman's appearance?

Let the poor monk teach the Dharma to the two donors and welcome them to enjoy bliss!

Thinking of this, Wu Jing muttered "Namo Colorless Bliss Buddha" in a low voice and slowly kept up with the pace of the two of them.

Carrying someone on his back really puts a lot of pressure on Li Yiyan. But for the sake of his chrysanthemum, Li Yiyan still unleashed his ultimate potential, letting him walk towards the light on the mountain little by little.

People, if you don’t push yourself, you will never know how strong you are!

As you get closer to the light, you can smell the aroma of porridge, as well as red dates, peanuts, lotus seeds and other foods.

"Brother, the Laba porridge tastes so delicious!" Su Yeye said from Li Yiyan's back.

It turns out that today is Laba Festival!

"Brother, let me down! Let's hurry over together and ask for a bowl of Laba porridge!" Su Yeye rested for a while, thinking about the taste of Laba porridge, and felt energetic again.

"Okay! I still have some silver with me! I hope the demon monk won't chase him too closely and let us eat enough and rest before we fight him fiercely!" Li Yiyan said.

The bright light in the mountains is naturally the small temple of Shi Feizhe and Chong Jiuyuan.

At this time, Shi Feizhe was sitting in the middle of the main hall, bragging about Laba porridge, and telling the story of "The Journey of a Knight" to the bad old man Chong Jiuyuan.

"The Laba porridge on Xiake Island is made from heart-broken poisonous grass and 108 kinds of herbs. Therefore, it is not only non-toxic, but can actually increase one's skill. When my old cousin Shi Potian saw that no one was drinking it, he... "

"That's a fart!" said the old man Zhong Jiuyuan sitting opposite him. He was still the same as before, almost unchanged from when Shi Feizhe met him two years ago.

He didn't look like he was dying at all.

"Poison is poison. Even if it is boiled with other herbs, it will not turn into a tonic! This "The Adventures of Old Biao" is not as good as the previous "Three Idiots"." The old man took a sip of Laba porridge and said:

"Although "Bei Ming Sheng Gong" is made up, it still has a silly and cute feeling about not knowing martial arts."

After staying with Shi Feizhe for a long time, the old man also learned the word silly and cute. In his words, true energy is transformed from "blood and spirit". Everyone's Qi is imprinted with personal will, so it cannot be absorbed from others at will.

Unless that person is practicing the wrong technique!

Aren't you afraid of becoming a fool by absorbing other people's energy at will? Aren't you afraid of being raped by other people's energy?

"Old man, it's all about bragging and chatting, don't take it seriously! You won't be like some people who feel that something doesn't go their way, so just write a few hundred words and start arguing!" Shi Feizhe said while drinking Laba porridge.

Hmm...last year's Laba porridge was burnt, but this year's was pretty good.

"Then you have to listen and see, it's in line with common sense!" The old man said with a sneer: "You can't think that the world is like this and you are like this! That's too nonsense."

"Then do you still want to listen to "The Adventures of Old Biao"?" Shi Feizhe was speechless for this old man.

For more than two years, this old man really wanted to refute everything.

What’s called Chongjiuyuan? It’s better to call it Chongjiuzang!

"Listen! Of course I have to listen!" the old man said.

At his age, he can safely grow flowers, plants and vegetables and listen to Shi Feizhe's nonsense, which is already very satisfying.

Although many of them were not in line with his common sense, it was quite interesting to listen to as a roadside story.

"My old cousin looked at the green Laba porridge, drank a bowl, smacked his lips, and thought it tasted good. It was sweet and delicious, and had the taste of grass. It tasted much better than the big fish and meat. In full view of everyone, he ate again Have a drink.”

"One bowl after another, I don't know how many bowls I drank, but I just felt full in my stomach. Then I said, it would be nice if there were some pickles." Shi Feizhe made up his mind based on the plot in his memory.

"Where can I eat pickles when eating Laba porridge? You are talking nonsense again!" said the old man.

"The world is so big, how do you know whether to eat Laba porridge with pickles? You may not know that in some places, tofu is still sweet!"

"How can I eat tofu nao if I don't eat sweets?"

"I..." Shi Feizhe wanted to say something else, but then he heard a knock on the door.

Shi Feizhe: The adventures of my old cousin were told by my old cousin.