Predicted That The Dung Suction Truck Would Explode, And I Exploded Overnight!
3 Shit Is Coming, Everyone Has Shit 3
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When netizens heard Lin Huaqiang's words, they were also startled.
Then, they all brushed up the barrage:
"The script is right?"
"This fortune-teller is too clueless to speak, is he dying?"
"It's true that you can't speak, so it's so direct?"
"Don't be fooled by this bad woman, big guy. This is obviously an actor's script."
"Guess blindly what disputes and minor accidents will happen next."
"Is there a possibility that the two of them will fight later, and then they will be bloodied?"
"66666, the one upstairs can be a screenwriter!"
Ignore the barrage of netizens in the live broadcast room.
Lin Huaqiang glanced at the time, and once again said astonishingly:
"There should be two different zodiac signs in your name, right?"
Xia Qianxue nodded subconsciously:
"right."
Lin Huaqiang said quickly:
"Your name is Xia Qianxue?"
"Summer is summer's summer."
"Snow is snow that snows."
"right?"
Xia Qianxue was completely stunned.
She widened her eyes and looked at Lin Huaqiang in disbelief.
She really didn't expect that her name would be calculated by the other party?
Could it be that the other party can really be unpredictable?
At this time, Lin Huaqiang was still talking:
"Your name is wrong."
"If it snows in summer, there will be serious grievances."
"Think about it, this year, have you been feeling uneasy all the time?"
What Lin Huaqiang is saying now is pure deception.
Because the information on Qi Luck did not mention these.
But that doesn't prevent Lin Huaqiang from calculating by himself.
After all, whose life is smooth sailing?
Xia Qianxue has been stunned by Lin Huaqiang.
She wiped the sweat from her forehead and said nervously:
"Yes......"
At the beginning of this year, catch up with the rectification of the live broadcast industry.
A lot of Yan Zhi area anchors, many have been blocked.
Xia Qianxue was off the air for three months before she escaped this rectification storm.
As a result, her fans plummeted after the restart.
Local tyrant netizens thought she was off the air to fall in love.
Live broadcast after we broke up.
No more gifts for her.
Recently, in the live broadcast room, I don't know why a bunch of black fans have appeared.
Those black fans said that she stopped broadcasting because of plastic surgery, and now she dare not go out, she will die when she goes out.
To prove, to attract powder.
Xia Qianxue decided to start the outdoor live broadcast.
All in all, now combined with Lin Huaqiang's words.
Xia Qianxue really felt that she might face a catastrophe.
So, Xia Qianxue couldn't help but ask:
"That little big brother, what should I do?"
see here.
Netizens swiped the script all over the screen.
They believed that this live broadcast was a script created by Xia Qianxue.
After all, everyone has received compulsory education.
Know that fortune-telling is false.
What's more, who can really predict the future?
If he wants to be so arrogant, why not go to heaven?
At this time, Lin Huaqiang pretended to think for a while, and then said:
"It's a hot summer day."
"It is recommended that you stay away from flammable and explosive things."
"Try not to be alone."
After a pause, Lin Huaqiang quickly scanned Xia Qianxue again:
"Also, let me give you a piece of advice."
"The more a person is afraid of something, the more he will come."
"It can be seen that you love cleanliness very much."
"Even the shoes are very clean."
"so......"
"You have to stay away from some dirty things."
dirty stuff?
Xia Qianxue trembled all over, and said in a little panic:
"What dirty stuff?"
Lin Huaqiang explained with a smile:
"Do not misunderstand."
"When I'm talking about dirty things, I mean things that are buried."
"For example, shit, pee, etc."
"People's catastrophe is coming."
"Maybe going to the toilet will catch up with the toilet exploding."
Xia Qianxue said with a worried look on her face:
"Fortune-telling little big brother."
"I'm really scared by what you said."
"Then how do I resolve it?"
Lin Huaqiang shook his head and said:
"I have already told you the solution."
As he said that, Lin Huaqiang suddenly saw a fecal suction truck in his sight.
The next second, in the live broadcast, Lin Huaqiang's complexion changed greatly, and he exclaimed:
"Oops!"
"Your catastrophe seems to be coming!"
"This thing will explode too!"
"I gotta go!"
After speaking, Lin Huaqiang raised his legs and ran.
The action was so fast that it caught up with the Flying Man from Heizhou.
"what?"
"Casualty?"
"explode?"
Xia Qianxue was startled.
Then, she turned back subconsciously.
I saw a fecal suction truck coming from a distance.
For a while, Xia Qianxue didn't react, and she still didn't know why.
But then, she also realized something and hurriedly wanted to run away.
In the next second...
boom! ! !
After the fecal suction truck drove over again, it exploded!
The excrement and excrement all over the sky whistled like a downpour of rain.
The whole street!
All passersby!
Those who see have shit!
Be caught off guard!
Xia Qianxue was blown to the ground by a strong wave of air.
The mobile phone that was live broadcast also landed on the ground and broadcast the scene live.
In an instant, the entire live broadcast room was boiling:
"Fuck!!!"
"ohhhhh!"
"My mom!"
"Scalp tingling!!"
"The dung suction truck exploded?"
"That fortune-teller said before he left that this thing will explode too?"
"That is to say, he predicted the exploding fecal truck?"
"It's too scary!"
"Fairy, right?"
"Everyone has shit"
"Hahaha, sorry, I know I shouldn't laugh, but I really want to laugh!"
"..."
"How is the host?"
"It's broken, shouldn't the anchor be gone?"
"Hey! The blood light disaster is coming?"
Netizens posted a barrage one after another.
Some were shocked, some were horrified.
Some people want to laugh, some people are related.
But at the same time, some people immediately called Yao Yaoling and Yao 20 to deal with the problem.
Almost less than a minute.
The popularity of the live broadcast room has risen from the original hundreds of thousands to tens of millions.
At this time, Xia Qianxue struggled to get up.
"It stinks!"
"Cough, cough, cough!"
When the new netizens saw Xia Qianxue's image, they immediately shouted:
"Fuck!"
"Really shit is coming!"
"The anchor is sending feces and painting the wall during the live broadcast, right?"
"Laughing pee, this is definitely an unprecedented live broadcast of shit!"
"If this is the whole life, I would like to call it the first person in the live broadcast industry!"
"Don't waste it, this anchor can still be used after washing!"
I saw that Xia Qianxue's hair was full of feces!
Of course, it's not just the hair.
Her whole body, even her snow-white skin, is full of feces...
Soon, this accident became popular on the Internet in a live broadcast!
Also on fire was Xia Qianxue, who was covered in shit.
Originally, Xia Qianxue should have died in this accident.
But because she was alert in advance, she escaped.
As for Lin Huaqiang, who told Xia Qianxue's fortune and predicted that the feces suction truck would explode, he was also ranked seventh on the hot search list:
[Fortune-telling brother successfully predicted the explosion of the excrement truck]
At this time, almost the entire network is looking for Lin Huaqiang.
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[Source: Explosion of Xiguang feces suction truck]
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