prehistoric calendar

"Amor, Ziya came to see me." Wu Ming took a sip of wine and said, covering his head in pain.

Amor was holding a sheep puppet, wearing pajamas and a monkey cotton hat on his head. He murmured while sleeping: "So? Is this why you came to disturb my sleep?"

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Wu Ming took another sip of wine. He lay down on his back in a decadent manner and said, "I really want to become a salted fish that stays home all the time. Why is it so difficult? Why is it so difficult for people to live?"

Amor was already snoring softly. Wu Ming ignored him and said to himself: "I traveled from the earth world to the ancient continent. At that time, I thought I might as well just stay at home. The welfare of the ancient continent is so good, so stay at home.

Living a lifetime is simply a blessing gained over dozens of lifetimes. Let me tell you, the ancient government in heaven not only takes care of your food and housing, it even takes care of your entertainment and major life events. Of course, it is impossible to allocate you

You can’t clone any beauty, it’s copyright infringement, but there’s no problem with cyborgs, you can change them every month, you can choose any body shape, and your appearance is a hundred times more beautiful than Miss World, the flawless kind

, your temperament is whatever you choose..."

"And that's not all. You can have any kind of entertainment, including virtual games customized by Zhinao. In it, you can live the life of gods, demon kings, emperors, and even unique games for tens of thousands of years.

With your quirks, you can be a beggar for ten thousand years without any problem..."

"What a wonderful world. I originally planned to get a college degree, and then I would not go to a higher education institution to continue my studies. I would just be a salted fish... No, I am very salty. How can a salted fish compare to me!? That happy person

The world is waving to me, this is the paradise that hundreds of millions of people dream of!!!"

"I want twenty-six top beauties ranging from four to forty!!"

"I want to customize an urban personal virtual game. In it, I am a rich man from Super Mario Sue. The toilet in my house is as big as a football field, no, as big as a golf course. I have to take a car to go to the toilet. Well, that's it.

Now, do I need to make an appointment to pee... In short, I am the uncle!! I have so much money that I can just buy Country M and play with it!!!"

"I also want to customize a virtual game where I am an emperor. What about a harem of three thousand people? What about beating the whole world? What about being a wise and powerful warrior? What about a son of luck? As soon as I enter the battlefield, I will be protected by great luck. I have to have two...

A meteorite fell into the enemy's formation, right? Hey, two!? That's the basics. At least five meteorites fell into the enemy's formation. Coupled with the wind, thunder and rain, which didn't stop, there would be floods immediately. I didn't need to fight, just directly

As soon as I walked up there, hundreds of thousands of prisoners knelt down, begging me for my life."

"We still need to customize..."

"It's so annoying." Amor couldn't bear the noise. He rubbed his ears and stood up, then asked directly: "What aroused you? Isn't it just that vampire Ziya? What's so good about it?

Are you afraid?"

Wu Ming stared at Amor blankly for a long time, and suddenly tears welled up in his eyes. He burst out crying and said loudly: "I'm so miserable. I survived the confrontation between you two monsters.

Obviously he survived through a battle of wits and courage, he obviously had a territory, he obviously resolved the crisis, these two happy events came together, these are two joys, but..."

"It's so annoying!!" Amor's voice was much louder, and he said directly: "Then you start planning your career as a lord, right? I can imagine it, maybe you just recruit workers to start building your territory, find

You have hired a mentor and started building your magic tower. Judging by your appearance, have you hired some people to start collecting some things for you to practice, or to build your personal space, such as things for defensive weapons?"

Wu Ming just shed tears. Amor rubbed his hair irritably, and then said: "Then what? What else did you do?"

Wu Ming said: "You also know that my reward points are obtained through killing. I thought, since the business alliance has started a civil war, then I will hire some elite guards to protect me into the battlefield to earn reward points.

Ah, then..."

"Needless to say, I know everything." Amor sighed and said: "I guess you are very timid and just think that the guards must be at least third level, and the number must be at least one or two hundred.

So you probably went to find a very elite escort force, right? And what you did, in the eyes of people who don’t know, turned out to be that you had great ambitions and had big plans. Then, Ziya found

Come here, right?"

Wu Ming just nodded and looked at Amor with tears in his eyes.

Amor sighed again and said: "I can imagine what that vampire is thinking. You are so talented and resourceful, you know how to bury your roots deeply, and you know how to take advantage of the situation. He is not so happy that he goes crazy. If I were him, then I

I will definitely help you set the stage, such as directly igniting the war to Jinhe City. No, this is too obvious. It will probably lead the war to a neutral city. In this way, your territory is likely to be subject to war.

Attack, you are still a coward... I'm talking about you, Brother Wu Ming... are you really doing it yourself?"

Wu Ming hugged Amor and cried: "Doraemon, please help me."

Amor pushed Wu Ming away in disgust, and then said: "Doraemon is a ghost, okay! Don't wipe your nose on me, I will help you find a way."

Wu Ming then let go of Amor, who looked at his pajamas suspiciously and said after a long time: "There are two ways. The first one is the fastest and most thorough..."

"Choose this one!!" Wu Ming yelled immediately.

Amor shook his head and said: "Listen to me first. He likes to sacrifice his life to achieve things, and I like to fake death to escape. The best way is to enter the battlefield and then look for strong enemies. It is best if all your elites are killed."

, and all the people you hired died, and escaped back to your territory with only their own lives. In this way, the blood clan will definitely control the intensity of the war. Within five days at most, there will inevitably be rumors of talks between the three parties, and there is hope for peace.

When things happen, it’s just you..."

"No! I'm looking for strong enemies!! Do you know what I hired? The Death Knight Legion. Although there are only more than five hundred, the four leaders are all level three. If they don't encounter a level four strong person, they will crush them directly.

It's over, okay? And do you know how scary the fourth-level powerhouse is? You think I can still set up a formation, but I can't do it at all!!! Anyway, I don't want it." Wu Ming immediately shook his head like something else.

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Amor looked at Wu Ming sideways and said: "With a coward like yours, you will either die early or become a big deal. I really admire Ziya. He may have very good vision...

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"The second method is to do the opposite and directly lead the Death Knights to crush the battlefield. Starting from Jinhe City, push all the way to defeat at least three armies, and defeat them in the shortest time. At the same time, make further decisions.

With a sideways pushing posture, you don’t need to do anything next. The vampire will naturally adjust the trend of the war. Because you are too sharp, he will only be worried. However, this method can only cure the symptoms, not the root cause. It will take about half a year at most.

The long-awaited stay-at-home life will come to an end again.”

"How long? Half a year?"

Wu Ming keenly heard the time unit, and he thought of a way, nodded directly: "Okay, let's use this method!!"

"Oh? Half a year..." Amor nodded thoughtfully and said nothing more.

Wu Ming didn't notice Amor's expression at all. He just thought to himself that a big crisis would befall him in half a year. As long as he could delay it for half a year, his blood-transforming magic sword would definitely be refining.

Once it's done, by then, the wilderness is so vast that he can... escape!!

If he can't afford to offend him, can he still not be able to hide?

Anyway, if Ziya really forces him into a desperate situation, then he will never care about anything else and just run away. With the Blood-Transforming Magic Sword, his ability to protect himself will have a qualitative change. By then

, even if he is afraid of giving up this foundation, even if he is afraid of giving up the blessed land, he will not hesitate to go into the deep mountains and old forests and kill those monsters as a source of reward points. By then, it is impossible for the indescribable existence to find him.

, he can stay at home and become an immortal queen, and then come out to crush everything.

"Okay! Just use this plan!!"

"Next, please call me Bai Qi!!"