prehistoric calendar

(PS: I’m getting ready to go out now. I wrote some yesterday. I finished this chapter when I got up today. I’ll update it first. I apologize to everyone again. I don’t have a chapter saved now. I can only use every free minute to catch up.

Draft, I recorded yesterday’s interrupted update, which can be regarded as a double update record.)

"...Are you serious?"

"Well, I've always been serious. What I don't like the most is making random jokes."

"...No, no, it's okay for others to say so, but if you say so, are you kidding yourself?"

"How can you denounce someone's innocence out of thin air? It's a joke, it's a joke, what's the point, whisper, whisper..."

"...If you want to finish this piece of paper, then finish it completely. If you want to say something stupid, say it completely. Don't make it seem like you are omitting, but what you make is a muttering sound. Please tell me clearly.

What exactly does the word "whisper" mean?"

…

"Enough! World, can you guarantee that your 'Tao' can be embedded in it? This is no joke. We only have six chances. We have failed twice before, and we have only successfully embedded the concept of reincarnation.

You have to be sure of your funny concept!"

"To be honest, I'm not sure... Wait a minute, don't hit me! Let me finish... There are many concepts we want to incorporate at the moment. The concept of reincarnation is very important, so that we can ensure that the foot man is immortal.

And it is the concept of immortality that protects both the soul and the true spirit. Otherwise, we all know that there is great terror between life and death. With the death of the foot men, their souls, true spirits, and information will inevitably be contaminated by death, and

Reincarnation can protect them from the great horror between life and death, but it is not enough, far from it. In addition to the great horror between life and death, time will also contaminate and distort mortals, and this is why I insist on embedding it in the comedy

Conceptual reasons.”

"Well, it counts as one, but it's not enough. Unless you can guarantee a success rate of more than 70%, there are other concepts that can replace your comedy. For example, any of my Four Symbols and Five Elements Bagua can be used."

"If you want to give a reason, there is indeed one more reason, and that is the truth..."

"you say."

"As we have guessed and known, we have been trapped in a state of ignorance, and we have been trapped for countless billions of years. Even years are not enough to describe it. Rather, we have been trapped in a state of ignorance for countless kalpas. It is really estimated that everything

The consciousness, thinking, and self have all been annihilated, leaving only the obsession to come true. This is something we all know... Here I want to ask everyone, when a person is lonely to the point of collapse,

What emotion is He most likely to self-relieve?”

"You mean... funny?"

"This is something that ordinary people will do. When a person is lonely to the extreme and is on the verge of collapse, he or she wants to save himself or ease the loneliness. Usually he will think of happy things or make fun of himself to ease it. This is all.

The instinct of intellectual life, because comedy itself has the effect of alleviating, alleviating, and even reversing distortion, erosion, degradation, etc. At the beginning, I wanted to get rid of the infinite terror of death, so this is why I chose comedy.

The reason why I want to embed the way of comedy is not only to help foot men alleviate the distortion and erosion they suffer, but the more important reason is this. I think it may also have a funny flavor.

, in the endless loneliness and ignorance, He will definitely be funny... Yes, I feel that He is really the same as me!!"

"... Let's call it half a reason. In that case, we will work together to embed the funny concept into it, hoping to succeed at one time."

"It's definitely possible, everyone, believe me... don't slap me in the face!!!"

When the footmen appear on the battlefield, what emerges is no longer a human form, nor can it be a human form. Although the footmen are immortal, their bodies are still ordinary mortals. The battlefield is just the aftermath.

It's enough to turn everything into ashes.

The footmen who appeared at this moment have transformed into something else. There are machines, robots, or various vehicles. There are also a large number of dolls, puppets, dolls, models, etc., and of course, there are also a large number of unknown objects.

Appears in it, such as XX device, or XXX device, or XXXX device and so on.

In short, there are almost all kinds of things. Among the hundreds of thousands of footmen, no one has the same shape as other footmen. The most frightening thing is that the countless forms of footmen are biased towards parody and comedy.

For example, there are hundreds of blue civet cats with different images, but

Each of them is a spoof image, some have tangled muscles, some have scars on their faces, and they look like gangsters are speculating on land, and some are skinny, but their faces are full of vulgarity. In short, each image is different, and each one is different.

An image that is even weirder than the original version.

"Hahaha, I have more than 40,000 redemption points. Brothers, give me all the small mechas to redeem for fusion skills! Then... I will form the head!"

"I'll form the head!"

"I'll form the head!"

"I'll form the head!"

"I'll form the head!"

…

At least one or two thousand voices were yelling at me to form the words of the head, and then one or two thousand machines, robots, or foot men in the form of vehicles gathered involuntarily at one place, and electromagnetic waves erupted from their bodies.

Either they burst out with unknown energy, and then connected with each other, combined under the unknown mysterious power, and then appeared on the battlefield... a huge mechanical head.

"Fuck, go ahead and form the body and arms. Don't come here to grab the head. There is no body, just a huge head. Do you want to laugh the enemy to death!?"

"Then why can't you go?"

"Yes, it sounds like you are very selfless..."

"I'll make up the crotch!"

"...There seems to be a strange sound among us, did you hear it?"

"+1!"

"+2!"

…

All kinds of commotion suddenly appeared on the entire battlefield. Not only was there a scene of small mechanical integration like this, but there were also about 300 footmen. Both men and women were wearing strange costumes called magical girls. Yes,

The feet of men and women are all dressed like this

Clothes, and then they didn't know what they exchanged, forming a huge magic circle. Of course, with the existence of magical girls, there are also footmen who have transformed into some amorphous tentacles. These footmen all have

Ruowu approached the magical girl footmen...

And Yang Lie is also in this team, and he also has his own unique image. According to Hao, the footmen will be in the final stage of the war, that is, when the Bo SS reveals its final form, all the footmen will be affected by the big lord.

The essential radiation influence also opens up their mythical form, but this mythic form is different from ordinary people.

There are many differences in the regular mythical forms. This is just the mythical form inspired by the protection of the great lord when they transformed from mortals into footmen. They cannot usually display it, but they have actually been storing this mythical form.

When the energy is stimulated this time, they can use the energy to strengthen their mythical form.

This so-called energy is an exchange point in the eyes of the footmen. After they appeared on the battlefield and inspired the mythical form of the footmen, in addition to changing into a strange appearance, a system interface similar to before appeared, but this time

The system interface has a large number of redeemable items, redeemable skills, and redeemable templates.

Yang Lie also quickly asked Mr. Xu and the others, and the answer he got was that the redeemable list of each footman is based on its manifestation, such as mechanical bodies, robots, etc. Their redeemable lists are either similar to

Skills such as fusion and splitting, or various mechanical equipment, modified from

props in their own mythical form, such as the foot man in the form of a blue mechanical civet cat. Their exchange items are usually some particularly weird things, such as any door that can never reach the destination, or a door that cannot emit light.

Zoom in and out of the flashlight, or the stone hat that makes people feel...

Yang Lie's mythical form is an invisible human figure holding a big gun. Sometimes the big gun turns into a pistol, sometimes a rifle, sometimes a crossbow, and even a slingshot has appeared. In short, it is a

A weapon that represents the concept of long-range shooting.

There are only a few things that Yang Lie can exchange for, and the exchange points for each item are in great demand. Yang Lie has more than 200,000 exchange points, and he doesn't know what the basis for the number of exchange points is.

It comes from the mechanism, and each of his redemptions requires 200,000. In other words, he can only redeem one of them.

"The child of absolute luck for a time...how long is the time? How lucky is the child of absolute luck? It's not clear at all."

"The lazy donkey rolling who absolutely avoids any attack... the lazy donkey rolling???"

"Once used, this movement technique can definitely reach the sky and stand side by side with the sun...it's so cheating!"

Then Yang Lie turned to the last item helplessly and looked at the familiar words above.

"Aim at your own people and you can hit the enemy with 100% certainty."

"...So, what is the meaning of my mythical form?" Yang Lie suddenly began to doubt his life.

On the other side, the foot men who each exchanged many strange things... In fact, they themselves are extremely strange and weird. Then they all sneered and rushed into the battlefield, and immediately rushed towards all the saints of all races.

go.

"?"

The surprised expressions of the saints of all races immediately froze.