prehistoric calendar

"...Old era? New era? The Holy Spirit is sleeping and dormant? The survivors?"

Zhang Haohuan walked out of the depths of the forest. He was thoughtful as he walked, while Bei Mingkun and the five-legged men were waiting for him outside. After seeing him walking out, Bei Mingkun took the lead and asked: "What's the situation?"

So? Did the other party say anything?"

Zhang Haohuan nodded and said: "Yes, I have said everything, but the situation is very strange. Come on, let's go back to the camp to discuss it."

Hearing this, one of the foot men said cheerfully: "Then he belongs to us."

After saying that, except for the bathing sister, the other four footmen smiled ferociously and were about to walk into the forest, but Zhang Haohuan stopped them and said: "No, you can't go in... In view of your compatibility with Funny, there is reason to believe that,

The basic elements that maintain your existence are extremely funny, so you can't go in, Kun, you go in and solve that thing, use the light of your soul."

Everyone was a little confused, but Zhang Haohuan had the highest military rank and was one of the highest levels in the forbidden human city. His words were still prestigious, so only Bei Mingkun walked inward inexplicably. Before going, Zhang Haohuan also

He kept telling him to calm down and concentrate, and even said some words.

"Kun, haven't you always wondered why I'm so afraid of Funny? You were so well protected by your elders that you didn't know the many truths and inside stories about Funny's rampage, and you didn't see the horrific consequences. Now

, the funny horror is inside, just confirm it with your own eyes..."

Bei Mingkun walked into the forest with questions in his mind, and he saw the legendary magician who looked silly and was laughing.

At this time, Bei Mingkun's mind was filled with these two words. Suddenly, the legendary magician seemed to see Bei Mingkun, and he smiled at Bei Mingkun with a stupid look and said: "Who is coming? I

Can I tell you a joke?"

Bei Mingkun became interested instead. He had always been interested in comedy. It wasn't that he wanted to be funny. He just felt that those descriptions of comedy were too exaggerated. They were just funny. He actually made one specially.

The historical name of the major event calls it the Funny Rampage Incident, and there is also the so-called Funny History that almost happened. Isn’t this funny?

The legendary magician did not wait for Bei Mingkun to answer, he said with a smile: "Let me tell you, there once was a man who cheated on horses. He was mighty and majestic..."

"No, no, it's a trap, it's a trap." Bei Mingkun corrected him inexplicably.

"Yes, yes." The legendary magician nodded stupidly quickly, and then continued: "Once upon a time, there was a man who wore a harness and fucked a horse. He was mighty and majestic. He..."

As he spoke, all the flesh and blood on the legendary magician's face actually began to melt. Before he even spoke, all the flesh and blood turned into pieces, and each piece turned into a reduced body of this legendary magician.

They were all talking silly, funny, embarrassing, or even completely incomprehensible whispers. Gradually, some of the shrunken legendary magicians continued to deform, first turning into all kinds of funny voices.

symbols, such as clowns, or some funny cartoon characters

color, or certain items, and then the change continues, and is moving in the direction of horror, such as a scare box toy that changes, and a ferocious and terrifying amorphous monster emerges from it, and it can be bitten to death in one bite

The few shrinks next to it

A small version of the legendary magician, while the surrounding small version of the legendary magician is still laughing and pointing, or a group of weird and funny dressed legendary magicians are performing a skit, and then regard a small version of the legendary magician as a

Props for dismembering five horses and so on...

Bei Mingkun opened his mouth wide. In just ten seconds, the change became more and more bizarre. There was no longer any funny elements, only horror, weirdness, weirdness, etc. began to show.

Things in the form of seven dwarfs appeared, knocking and blowing, and turned all the legendary magicians along the way into human toys.

There is a legendary magician who talks about cross talk, laughing and showing a weird world of cross talk, absorbing all the legendary magicians around who are listening to cross talk.

There was also a group of legendary magicians who were chasing and fighting. They beat each other into a pulp while laughing, but none of them died. In the pulp state, they recovered into indescribable pieces of meat, and they were still laughing and fighting.

There are also some completely indescribable colors, thoughts, or other things, shouting, laughing, and transforming things along the way into them...

There was no need for Bei Mingkun to take action at all, he just stood there and watched blankly. In less than a minute, the legendary magician completely disappeared, along with all the distortions and indescribable things that appeared in the process, just like other magicians.

It's like it never existed.

Bei Mingkun walked out of the forest in despair. He stared at Zhang Haohuan and said, "What is that? That's not funny!"

Zhang Haohuan was silent for a long time before saying: "Otherwise, what do you think is funny? Do you really think it is a cross talk that makes the enemy laugh to death? What maintains everything in this world is power. If the master of comedy does not have the power to crush everything,

Do you think there might be a funny rampage incident? Is there a so-called funny calendar coming? The reason why there are these is because comedy has extremely terrifying power... This is funny, second only to the catastrophe of eternal night

, and also the biggest nightmare in my life.”

By this time, the other footmen had already returned to the camp, and only Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun were walking towards the camp.

Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva and said: "Funny...is it the power of low latitudes?"

"No." Zhang Haohuan shook his head and said: "The low latitudes were originally divided by my father, who opened up the world and divided the high and low latitudes. Although the low latitudes are scary, they are still not one ten thousandth as funny as they are, because if it were mine

The guess is correct, then the essence of this funny thing is far away

Above the low latitudes, you have to know that if the multiverse is compared to a whole life, then the so-called low latitudes are actually the sea of ​​souls in the multiverse, which is why it is so twisted and absurd, and funny... it is far away

It’s a horror beyond the realm of the sea of ​​soul.”

Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva again and said, "Is the real funny thing... the kind of horror I saw?"

"No." Zhang Haohuan denied again: "It's even scarier than that, much scarier, countless times scarier. My power of comedy is still very weak now, so after asking him to tell everything, this power of comedy cannot be restrained.

It turned him into a victim of comedy. If it were my father's power of comedy, I'm afraid he would have turned into something unknown, neither a living thing nor a non-living thing..."

"You mean 'those' things?" Bei Mingkun swallowed his saliva for the third time and murmured: "Those things in the light?"

Zhang Haohuan did not answer, but nodded slightly. Bei Mingkun was silent now.

The taboos on those things in the light are the first rule that must be obeyed when living in the light calendar. They cannot be discussed or even thought about. After surviving the light, night will eventually come. This is the word of mouth of the people of that era.

The words are also their only hope.

But now Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun are not in the light era after all. They live in the prehistoric era that belongs to human hell alone, so what they should think about is what happens now.

"... From the mouths of these people, we learned that the era we are in now does not end with Eternal Night. At least there is no detailed record of Eternal Night in the memory of this legendary magician, only a very few, hazy ones.

, a record similar to a legend and myth.”

"Also, in his memory, since before he was born, there have been no holy gods in this world, and many races only have vague beliefs in gods. It was not until the survivors returned that they truly knew the gods of their respective races, and

Only then can we have true faith.”

Zhang Haohuan returned to the camp and told the soldiers in the team, the five footmen, and Bei Mingkun about the information he had tortured. This made everyone talk.

These contents first deny that they have returned to the past, which is also one of the possibilities that has been discussed before.

The great transfer of the forbidden human city is a great transfer that breaks through time and space. In this process, there is a very small probability that it will return to the past, that is, the phenomenon of time and space countercurrent has occurred, and now there is no trace of the outside world.

There was no trace of Yong Ye, and at the same time, they did not encounter attacks from the Holy Throne of Ten Thousand Races, and even the civilization level of the Ten Thousand Races that appeared was extremely low, so at first everyone imagined that they had returned to many, many years ago.

At that time, this information obviously denied this possibility. First of all, there were hazy records about Eternal Night, and the reason why the holy gods did not attack them was because the holy gods were all asleep, and there were no so-called survivors.

? According to the legendary magician, the so-called survivors are those races that survived the old era of the great cataclysm, which is consistent with their memories.

However, there are still many doubts about this information, and no one can figure out the reason. At this time, Zhang Haohuan said: "We can think about other things later and arrest more Wanzu. Now we need to consider what these hundreds of people should do."

What to do, this legendary magic

The master comes from a big city in the alliance. He is the top magician in that city. It is okay to disappear for a few days, but if he continues to disappear, the city will definitely react. We have no way to resist thousands of people.

So we have to find a place to stay first.”

Everyone nodded repeatedly, and a footman suddenly raised his hand and said, "Isn't it said that the safest place is the most dangerous? Then why don't we just go and capture this city!"

"Idiot." Another footman kicked him, and the footman said: "It is the most dangerous place and the safest. I was thinking, how about we pretend to be all races and sneak into these cities of all races?

Well, they probably didn’t expect that the person who killed their legendary magician was actually hiding in their own city, right?”

The other three footmen all had different opinions, and the bathing sister directly scolded: "Is it okay to grow a brain? A few people can still hide in disguise. There are hundreds of us, how much do we eat and drink every day? Let's not talk about appearance and so on.

That legendary magician is obviously from the orc family, do you think any of us look like an orc?"

Everyone looked at Bei Mingkun subconsciously, and Bei Mingkun said inexplicably: "What are you looking at me for?"

Zhang Haohuan coughed and said: "He is a pure human being, he is just tall and big... No, what I mean is that we should not think about these weird tricks. It is best to find a place in the wilderness with mountains and water.

It’s a place that’s easy to defend but hard to attack. Really, we don’t have the ability to resurrect like you, so don’t take any chances.”

Several foot men looked obviously disappointed, Zhang Haohuan didn't bother to pay attention to them, and continued: "And I also tortured out some other information. This grassland occupies a huge area, and there are seven major alliances fighting with each other around it.

Something very important seems to have happened recently, but this legendary magician is a nerd. He doesn't know it. He only knows that the war has become more and more intense recently. At the same time, there are also rebellions among the human tribes vassaling the seven major alliances below. From time to time, it is necessary to

The team went to encircle and suppress the massacre. He heard that there are still some human guerrillas. I think we should first find a hidden base and then liberate the surrounding humans. It is best to connect with the human guerrillas. They are local snakes. At least the geographical aspect can give them

We have a great advantage, this is the next course of action I envision, do you have any ideas?"

Everyone nodded in approval, and the five footmen's eyes were blazing. They all unanimously requested to take action immediately. They first went to search for the human tribe. As the vanguard, they could set off immediately. Zhang Haohuan did not refuse and agreed to them.

requirements.

These footmen were all action types. They each took a lot of explosives from the soldiers, then rode on the strongman mecha and rushed into the night. Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun watched them go away.

"...Is it okay? Their idea is not to search for human tribes at all." Bei Mingkun asked worriedly.

Zhang Haohuan shook his head and said: "I know that they want to kill all races. Anyway, they are foot men and will not die. They are also holding back their anger. Let them kill them. Moreover, they attract

With the attention of all races, we can lead so many people to find shelter."

Bei Mingkun nodded slightly, while Zhang Haohuan stood in the dark night and stared into the distance for a long time.

(God, are you still alive? And...)

(Human City, can we return to the Human City again?)

There seemed to be tears in Zhang Haohuan's eyes. He looked into the distance of the night and stood for a long time.