prehistoric calendar

"...Sent it down?"

Zhang Haohuan told more than a dozen jokes, rehearsed two sketches, three talk shows, and performed a stand-up comedy. He was so tired that he stuck out his tongue. This is not a modifier, but he finally started to spit out his tongue.

His tongue came out, and just as he stuck out his tongue, the five-footed man who was tied in the middle and yelled at him shrank "down" and disappeared.

Zhang Haohuan was so tired that he collapsed to the ground.

He is really tired. Logically speaking, just telling jokes and doing cross talk and so on, it doesn't matter if he talks for days and nights based on his physical fitness. But when he really uses his funny power to tell jokes and cross talk and so on,

Only then did he really feel exhausted, with all his strength gone in every sense of the word, and everything drained out of him.

"Why? Logically speaking, even if the power of comedy is not energy, it should be a nihilistic force like spiritual power. Why does my physical strength disappear when I use the power of comedy?" Zhang Haohuan was puzzled.

untie.

However, he didn't care about this at this time, and quickly asked someone to check the resurrection point of the five footmen, and it was confirmed that the five of them had not been resurrected, and Zhang Haohuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Haohuan knows that these footmen actually don't have many resurrections left. Even if they are roughly calculated, they only have dozens of resurrections at most, maybe even a dozen, or several resurrections.

But they won't tell others that this is not just stubbornness, they just want to fight to the death.

Zhang Haohuan knows very well that footmen love the City of Humanity deeply. It is the home they have built since the beginning, and they have sacrificed their lives and blood for it to tell jokes...the latter is not included. In short, this is what they have in mind.

Family, this is definitely not a lie.

According to what Zhang Haohuan knows, the time the footmen have lived in the human city far exceeds the time they have lived in reality. In the early stages of the construction of the human city, the footmen came here in response to Hao's call. They were really interested in this place.

Almost all the enthusiasm and dreams have been invested in the land. In fact, the various streets, various urban planning, etc. of the human city have been greatly influenced by the footmen. This city has had their imprint from the beginning, and it has always been

When they are finally shattered, their sadness and pain will be no less than that of Hao.

Yes, being funny is actually just the superficial disguise of footmen. Their emotions are even richer than most humans in the forbidden land. They fight for this city, cheer for the growth of this city, and suffer from pain and despair for the destruction of this city.

, when the last scene happened, their hearts were actually broken. Now they are just living undead. The dream that they had invested almost all their lives in the real world was shattered before their eyes. Now they absolutely don't mind using their lives to die with the enemy.

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They didn't mind, but Zhang Haohuan did.

When Zhang Haohuan was in the forbidden human city, he actually developed an extremely deep comradeship with these footmen. Although he would want to bury them from time to time, this friendship was extremely real.

Zhang Haohuan wanted them to be happy too, he didn't want them to die like this.

So Zhang Haohuan sent them to low latitudes in the hope that they could regain the "system" from the big lord, so that they could gain experience to increase the number of resurrections. This is one of the main purposes.

As for the second one, he wanted to see what the limits of the power of comedy are.

The low-latitude barrier is the second toughest and most solid thing in the entire multiverse, second only to the Final Land. It is still slightly better now. During the history of mankind, the Human Emperor even used the Four Symbols, Five Elements and Bagua to reinforce it. That is really incredible.

A desperate breakthrough, and in this prehistoric era, in some special

Under special circumstances, low latitudes can still be broken through, and at the same time, the influence of low latitudes will leak into the real world from time to time, and all of this is impossible to happen in human history, and even because the barrier is so strong that it makes it impossible from the ideological and philosophical level.

People have forgotten the existence of low latitudes.

Of course, even in the low latitudes of the prehistoric times, its toughness is second only to the final place. It is a desperate situation that even the emperor-level beings can hardly climb up after falling into it. Unless there is a huge change in the world, otherwise

You can only be trapped in it.

Zhang Haohuan wanted to see the limit of the power of comedy, whether he could cross even low-latitude barriers. If so, would he have another option?

According to rumors, the reason why Hao blew himself up was actually to save the big lord, but if he could have rescued the big lord before Hao blew himself up, would Hao not have blown himself up?

Resurrecting Ai Yi is the first step of preparation, and pulling out the big lord is the second step of preparation. With both preparations, Zhang Haohuan feels that the possibility of saving Hao will be greater.

Apart from these...

"...The great lord." Zhang Haohuan sighed sadly, but did not think any more.

"Great lord, great lord, great lord, great lord..."

"Fuck, fuck, why so fast...get out of here, don't bother me!!!"

Wu Ming broke away and ran forward crazily, while Taiyi, who was confronting him, turned back with a hard face, because his neck was so stiff that even the clicking sound when he turned his neck could be heard.

Then when he turned around, he saw the nightmare coming.

Those are a bunch of weird things.

At the beginning, you can still see that they are some humanoid figures, some creatures, or some animals. In Wu Ming’s words, those are funny characters, things that are imagined and should not exist in reality. These

All members of Go, Pikachu.

Regarding Go, Pikachu, whether it is Dijun or Taiyi, they all have a basic understanding of it.

Go ahead, Pikachu is a branch of the Go-To-Death Group. This is not a Go-To-Death Group known for its destructive power. To be precise, when Dijun and Taiyi fell to low latitudes, go ahead, Pikachu didn't do anything.

A major event that caused wrath and resentment, or a horrific event that brought about great catastrophe. Although the legendary giant

The end of the Age of Beasts is related to Go Pikachu. Although the personality change of the legendary leader of the Peacock Clan and the high-level saint is also related to Go Pikachu, most of these are rumors and there are no real direct victims.

There seems to be only one leader of the Peacock clan, so the level of danger is considered extremely low.

The Go to Death Group is a public nuisance. It is the kind of organization that keeps silent on weekdays, and then comes out to make big news from time to time. The most frightening thing is that the Go to Death Group has many different branches. Even if you are

Grab a branch with all your strength, and then consume it

It takes a lot of time and a huge cost to uproot it, but it is of no importance to the entire group. Even many branches that are hostile to it will applaud. Then without the constraints of these annihilated branches, you can quickly plan a plan.

Big news is coming.

Because of this situation, after the two emperors came to the throne, Emperor Jun and Taiyi's policy towards the death group was to beat anyone who showed up to death, but they would not deliberately target them on weekdays, and then they would I have suffered the bitter pill now, being tricked into this low latitude by a group of guys who screamed and burned heterosexuals to death.

Then who knew that in this low latitude, every time they met Wu Ming, they would be attacked by a branch of the Go and Die group called Go, Pikachu, which really made them a little irritated at first. These things could not be killed after being beaten. If they don't care, they will do some inexplicable things that are beyond common sense, so every time they want to have a good talk with Wu Ming, all their wishes are in vain.

And they were also confused.

The Go and Die group is indeed extremely weird. The foundation of their existence is incomprehensible, as if they appeared out of thin air. But this is impossible. The appearance of any strong man can be traced. Without Jiaolong, things like cultivating in a deserted place for a hundred years and becoming invincible after coming out of the mountain belong to the category. It is impossible to happen in reality, but going to die in a group goes against this common sense.

Let's go this way. Pikachu is even more exaggerated. They even exist in low latitudes. Dijun and Taiyi thought for a moment, maybe let's go this way. Does the Pikachu organization have some means of entering and exiting low latitudes?

Although this is unbelievable, it is unbelievable to die in a group, so it is really possible.

With this idea in mind, the two of them searched for Wu Ming everywhere in this low latitude. Anyway, as long as there is a place with Wu Ming, go and Pikachu will appear.

But soon, they discovered that something was wrong.

Although they seemed like human beings at first, the members of the Pikachu Organization began to become more abstract as time went by.

It is abstraction in the literal sense, just like the painting style is gradually distorting from realistic painting to simple drawing, and is in the process of twisting from simple drawing to abstract painting.

The most frightening thing is, go ahead, all members of the Pikachu organization have an almost absolute definition of immortality. No matter how they kill, they even use their ultimate trick. If they say they are immortal, they will not die. In the early days, they were still immortal. It can be beaten away, and it will take a long time to recover, but as the abstraction process occurs, the healing time becomes faster and faster, so fast that it only takes a few breaths to fully heal.

And their strength... no, that is not the so-called strength, but something indescribable and exaggerated. It was still understandable at the beginning, and the power was not very powerful, but as the abstract concept continued, it has become It has evolved to the point where even two emperors have to flee.

Taiyi immediately turned around and started to run away, but as soon as he ran two steps away, there was a sudden pain in his foot, and he fell directly to the ground.

By the time Taiyi came back to his senses, his face was already on the ground. A yellow-skinned mouse passed by in front of him. Taiyi's eyes shrank sharply when he saw the mouse.

"No, don't, have you forgotten that I gave you cheese before?" Taiyi said with a voice from his throat.

This yellow-skinned mouse looks normal, at least not abstract, but its body is melting like a candle. When it melts halfway, it suddenly heals completely and becomes a yellow-skinned mouse again, and it is also wearing a western cowboy Of course, Taiyi doesn’t know anything about Western cowboys, but Taiyi knows that a bad situation has happened...

He saw the yellow-skinned mouse pinch his eyelids and pull hard. Tai was pulled over and turned over, and then he was slammed to the ground by a mouse. With a bang-bang sound, a figure appeared on the ground.

Another human-shaped pothole...

“…It’s so heavenly and earthy!!!”

Wu Ming was running quickly outside the campus. Yes, the low-latitude scene he entered was a campus. As long as he attended classes every day, it was not that scary. At least it was much peaceful compared to other low-latitude scenes.

, except for being found by Pikachu...

At this time, Wu Ming heard the roar behind him. He knew without looking back that there must be billows of light coming from behind him, so he ran forward faster, and finally he rushed forward in a collision-like manner.

After leaving the school gate, he fell onto the mist and water.

"I'm going to fuck you and my whole family! I just want to have a quiet meal, sleep, and play a dozen beans... No, no, I want to rest for a few days. Why do you have to chase me so hard!!!"

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Wu Ming roared up to the sky in grief and anger. At this moment, he saw the fog surging around him, and something was coming. At that moment, he didn't care about continuing to be sad, so he stretched out his hand and pointed upwards. A mountain... No, a mountain the size of a pea.

A super exquisite little tower appeared above his head, and a black and yellow aura that was so thin that it seemed invisible to the naked eye hung down from the tower, protecting him at least.

At this moment, Wu Ming breathed a sigh of relief.

"No, hurry back to the station. I can't bear it anymore. This is not fatal, but very fatal." Wu Ming murmured, and immediately ran towards the station following the guidance of the black and yellow aura.

But just as Wu Ming ran into the fog, he suddenly stopped because there were several figures standing silently in front of him.

"You shouldn't have come."

A voice sounded, and a blue-skinned muscular civet cat walked out of the fog. It was holding a cigarette, and the scars on its face showed a chilling atmosphere in the smoke. Following closely behind, a blue-skinned cat was also holding a cigarette.

Walking out with a cigarette in his mouth, the blue-skinned pirate fishman also walked out with a cigarette in his mouth, the blue-skinned Avatar also walked out with a cigarette in his mouth, and there was a blue-skinned one...

"...No, Smurf, your painting style of holding a cigarette is different from theirs!" Wu Ming couldn't help it anymore and complained loudly.

But no matter how Wu Ming complained, these five paintings began to gradually become abstract and sneered as they surrounded Wu Ming from five directions.

Just when Wu Ming was despairing, a sound of ah ah ah suddenly came from above. Wu Ming and five blue-skinned things looked up at the same time, and then the five monsters broke through the fog and fell downwards. The further they went downward,

They quickly transformed from monsters to humanoids. Finally, five humans smashed into five blue-skinned things. All five humans were knocked unconscious. However, what Wu Ming unexpectedly found was that the five blue-skinned things were knocked unconscious.

The substance on the skin was actually sucked into the bodies of five humans...

Let’s go with the ones that can’t be eliminated. Pikachu’s monster was actually absorbed by these five humans!?

Wu Ming stared at it with wide eyes. He felt that these five people seemed familiar, but he couldn't remember who they were for a while. But it didn't matter, they could actually absorb it, and the Pikachu monster too!!

"...I just thought, you guys seem to be very useful."

Wu Ming touched his chin and murmured.

(End of chapter)