prehistoric calendar

"...I don't think our position is quite right."

Xiaogang Pao forced a smile and looked at the four people in front of him with an almost despicable look, but all four people in front of him were silent. Then they turned their gaze away at the same time and began to discuss tomorrow's battle.

Xiaogangpao cried, he really cried. He cried and sobbed: "When we were on good terms with each other, I called her Xiaotiantian, but now I call her a bad crotch. Do you think you are such a friend?"

The other four footmen all looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle and whistled at the same time. The weirdest thing was that the faces of these four footmen all turned into rabbit faces, yes, anthropomorphic rabbit faces.

When the little steel cannon saw this, he cried even louder. His tears turned into two water pipes and rushed towards the surrounding ground. The strangest thing is that the steel fortress originally had a complete sewer system, but when this When the tears turned into two water pipes and water poured out, water began to accumulate on the ground visible to the naked eye.

"...That's enough for you." Zhang Haohuan looked at the five men with bruises on his face and growled.

The five footed men immediately looked at each other. Their bodies spun around like small tornadoes. Five primary school students with adult faces appeared in front of Zhang Haohuan. At the same time, there were five desks and five in front of these five weird primary school students. The foot boy sat obediently at the desk, using a standard class posture, which is as standard as it gets.

Zhang Haohuan lowered his head slightly, lowered his eyes into the haze, and said coldly: "Kill you, now."

Bei Mingkun couldn't stand it anymore. He patted Zhang Haohuan on the shoulder and then said to the five men: "Okay, don't be poor. Didn't you see that the commander turned into a funny killer and went on a rampage? Say Tell me, have you seen the great lord down there?"

"I've seen it, I've seen it." All five people said in unison in childish voices.

Bei Mingkun felt a severe headache when he heard this voice. He didn't need to look back at Zhang Haohuan to know that Zhang Haohuan was probably at the critical point of going berserk, so he immediately asked again: "How is the situation? What did the great lord say? Really? Also, what is your current situation...?"

"I don't remember." The five people still said in unison.

Veins appeared on Bei Mingkun's forehead, so he turned around and said to Zhang Haohuan: "Bury it, there is no hope."

Zhang Haohuan didn't want to but said thoughtfully: "Is the dream model lake blocked?"

Bei Mingkun thought for a moment and said, "You mean facing the symptoms after dusk?"

Zhang Haohuan nodded and said: "Well, yes, that's it. Because of the special nature of dusk, just cognition will cause distortion of itself. Therefore, those creatures that survive after facing dusk will use dreams to shield themselves. You can also You know, there are primitives under low latitudes..."

Zhang Haohuan didn't seem to want to say more, so he looked at the foot man and said: "You must have met the big lord, otherwise this change would not be possible. Now let's talk about it, what use are you now?"

The five footmen were immediately furious. They immediately changed into leather clothes and strange hairstyles similar to Fist of the North Star. They each said angrily: "What does it mean to be useful? Please speak clearly!"

Zhang Haohuan and Bei Mingkun both had a little shame on their faces when they heard this. Zhang Haohuan lowered his head and said, "I'm sorry, I said the wrong thing. What I meant was..."

"We are much more useful now than before!" Sister Bathing took the lead and said angrily.

"Yes, yes, we are much more useful!" the others agreed.

Lao Yanguo also said angrily: "We are very useful, right? We are very useful."

"Yes, yes, we are of great use!" Everyone agreed again.

Zhang Haohuan's expression changed at a speed visible to the naked eye. He looked at the five people with a ferocious expression and said: "Now tell me, what are you for?"

The five people once again changed at a speed invisible to the naked eye, transforming into five primary school students with large faces. The little steel cannon raised his hand carefully and said: "Report, the five of us can merge!"

"Fusion?" Zhang Haohuan thought of the state he saw before, and immediately asked: "What does the combination form? How is the combat power? Or is there anything special about it?"

Suddenly, Xiaogang Pao said with a shy look on his face: "It's a combination... It's not easy to tell outsiders..."

Zhang Haohuan lowered his head again, but this time he didn't speak, he just walked towards the five footmen...

After a while, the five bruised and swollen men lay on the ground and backed away, covering their faces. Zhang Haohuan clenched his fists and said, "Tell me, what can be combined into one, and what is the strength of the combined body?"

Sister Bath said quickly: "Currently, there are only three types of combinations available, two types of mechas, and one is the Ginyu Special Forces Team."

"Mecha? And what is the Ginyu Special Forces Team?" Zhang Haohuan asked doubtfully.

Before Sister Bathing said anything, the four male footmen next to her suddenly became excited. They laughed and stood up. Sister Bathing hesitated for a moment, showing a helpless expression, and could only stand with the footmen.

Then light waves emitted from them. This light wave was obviously not very powerful, but it made both Bei Mingkun and Zhang Haohuan close their eyes at the same time. Even the ancient capital in the sky closed its eyes subconsciously.

In fact, not only them, but also the orcs besieging the steel fortress, as well as the extraordinary beings, even the spiritual beings, all closed their eyes when they saw this light.

Then when the light disappeared, Zhang Haohuan saw five footmen in front of him in strange and strange postures. Some stood on one leg, some raised their hands high, some looked around, and the five stood in strange combinations.

Together, Zhang Haohuan waited for a while and asked: "Then what? Except that the light can force people to close their eyes, what next?"

Except for the bathing sister, the other four male footmen said in unison: "No, this is the combined posture of the Ginyu Special Forces Team!"

"Combined... posture?" Zhang Haohuan lowered his head again and walked towards the five footmen, while saying: "Apart from posture? What else?"

"No more!" the four male footmen said confidently.

...After a moment, the five foot men once again covered their faces and backed away, while the bathing lady kept mumbling: "Wait a minute, why did you beat me too?"

Zhang Haohuan clenched his fists again and said: "Tell me now, what are the two mecha forms? Are they also only postures?"

The five footmen all shook their heads. Sister Bathing took the lead and said eagerly: "No, this mecha form is still capable of fighting...No, no, don't get close, the mecha form is very powerful!"

Zhang Haohuan nodded and said, "Let's take a look."

Among the five foot men, except Xiaogangpao, the other four hurriedly stood together. Xiaogangpao quickly cried and said: "Wait, wait a minute, this is unscientific. There should be one head and two bodies."

, the configuration of the two thighs? Why is it like this? It should not be like this..."

The small steel cannon was forcibly pulled together by the other four footmen, and then light appeared on them again, and this light still made all the beings who saw the light close their eyes. Then after the light disappeared, there were

A beast about ten meters high and more than thirty meters long appeared, resembling a lion and a tiger, and the mecha beast roared upwards, and circles of sound waves spread out in ripples to the surrounding area.

Zhang Haohuan looked at the mecha beast with bright eyes. He felt it for a while and nodded: "Very good. Although I haven't tested the combat power yet, I feel that I won't lose to a strong man or a warrior. Not bad. What next?"

What does the second form look like?"

After Zhang Haohuan said this, he saw the mecha beast's buttocks trembling violently, but before it could tremble a few times, light appeared on the mecha beast again, and when the light disappeared

, a huge humanoid mecha about thirty meters high appeared on the spot. It had a head, human faces appeared on its two arms, and a human face appeared on its chest, and then... there was also a face on the crotch of the mecha.

A face emerges...

"... Wuwuwu, I don't want to become a crotch, I want to become a head. How about I merge into a head..."

The face on the crotch of this mecha actually started to shed tears, and he started crying loudly.

With black lines all over Zhang Haohuan's forehead, he said to the mecha: "Who is driving it?"

The mecha's head opened its mouth and said: "It's me, I'm driving, they're loading."

The voice was Sister Shu's. Zhang Haohuan nodded. Sister Shu was an elite pilot. With her driving this mecha, we can expect combat effectiveness.

The most important thing is that this funny power is manifested in something, and it is a technological creation. Zhang Haohuan probably will not be counterattacked by the world, and it is mainly aimed at the extraordinary power.

In other words, this is a big killer.

And there is another point, if it is a real mecha, it will be gone if it is blown up. For example, this is the case with the strongman mecha before Sister Bath, but this mecha is a combination of footmen using the power of comedy, then

Afraid of being blown up, as long as the foot man is resurrected, he can be used together again immediately. This is the key point, not to mention that with such a large mecha, the weapons of mass destruction in stock also have a place to be used.

"Very good, you can join the war...Wait a minute, you went down to see the big lord. You should have a lot of experience to be resurrected now, right?" Zhang Haohuan suddenly remembered something and asked quickly.

The five footmen all laughed happily, and each said that they had been resurrected many times, so there would be no problem.

In this case, Zhang Haohuan finally felt relieved. He looked towards the orc company camp and sneered.

"...In this case, let's give these orcs some surprises and let them see..."

"What will the beginning of our human revenge look like!"