prehistoric calendar

(PS: Sure enough, after taking a lot of medicine, I feel much better now, and my cough is much better, but I am very tired. I have been very tired in the past two days, and I feel breathless and tired when I move. The sequelae are more serious than imagined.)

"...I'm really starting to get scared, okay?" Yang Lie said this with a weird and weird expression.

Zhang Haohuan simply ignored Yang Lie.

Around them, there were at least hundreds of various grotesque creatures sitting, standing, running, floating and flying.

It’s not that these creatures look ferocious and terrifying, they look either cute, funny, or cute and funny at the same time, not monsters covered with tentacles or claws at all.

Here, there are dozens of Doraemons of different shapes, including the muscular type, the gangster type, the thin and wretched type, the expressionless killer type, etc.

There are also dozens of Pikachus of different shapes, including cute ones, muscular and hairless forms, rogue-faced forms, and obscene forms whose eyes are bent with laughter...

And dozens of cats and mice...

There are also dozens of humanoid sheep of various shapes...

There are also dozens of mosaic-shaped figures of various kinds...

Zhang Haohuan and Yang Lie were surrounded by a lot of strange things, and their expressions were completely different. Zhang Haohuan had a weird and weird expression, which looked like he was amazed and wanted to laugh, and

He is the kind who endures very hard work, while Zhang Haohuan has a serious face and a livid complexion, as if you don't mess with me, or I will blow myself up for you to see.

As Yang Lie spoke, Zhang Haohuan's brows trembled violently. Then he slowly raised his head and said to Yang Lie: "Let's not mention whether you are afraid or not... By the way, where does this food come from? Why?

Do I feel like I’m eating rocks?”

So when this funny disaster broke out, the great power of that era really had no choice but to freeze the time of all the plane groups covered by the sea of ​​porridge, and then kept pulling the creatures in the multiverse to drink porridge.

The key is that the person who caused this funny disaster is too sinister and vicious. He set the taste of the porridge to be durian, mapo tofu...

"It can't be said!" Zhang Haohuan looked at Yang Lie seriously and said: "Funny creations also have funny and scary characteristics. The more you know, the more funny and scary they become. Let's just say that this perpetually moving cat looks like a cat that keeps spinning.

That's all, but the real secret lies in the perpetual motion, and this belongs to the category of the first perpetual motion machine. It does not absorb heat or energy, but it can emit heat, energy and work to the outside world forever. It seems that it is just shining now, but

The accumulated energy released is enough to blow up the area within a thousand meters. How long will it take? If you continue, if no one discovers it, if it accumulates for hundreds of years, you will destroy the whole continent."

At this time, Yang Lie reluctantly stopped smiling and showed that weird and weird expression again. In fact, if you look carefully, you can see that this expression is the expression of suppressing a smile. He walked to Zhang Haohuan and looked carefully as well.

Looking at the perpetually moving cat, he looked for a long time without seeing what was going on, so he asked curiously: "This is just a cat spinning around. What is it that makes you so scared? And read again."

The law of machine and true fragrance…what’s so scary about it?”

As far as Zhang Haohuan knows, all funny creations, even food wrappers, can still cause great terror if used properly. For example, in the future era after the comedy rampage, some people will wrap a lot of food in wrappers.

, created food with the concept of "it will never disappear if you don't eat it, and it will also reproduce itself". This kind of food exists in the form of porridge. In a short period of time, it has filled the entire plane, and this place has been completely destroyed.

The surface was overcrowded, and then began to fill up elsewhere in the multiverse.

"Why not..." Zhang Haohuan stopped talking when he said three words, and his expression changed somewhat.

This is actually because Zhang Haohuan has never changed this concept. Now is not the future of human history, or after human history, human beings have become the strongest race in the multiverse. Even after human history, almost all races have disappeared. So,

It is not an exaggeration to say that this world belongs to humans.

It was truly an unbearable and full of taste of disaster...

Yang Lie put on a weird smile, and then took out a tablecloth from his pocket. He randomly found a few stones from the ground and wrapped them in the tablecloth. When he opened them again, these stones turned into bread.

Food such as cakes.

"No!!" Zhang Haohuan immediately pounced on the Doraemon, but before he could pounce, the Doraemon threw the cat away with a lewd smile.

Zhang Haohuan was noncommittal and just asked in a deep voice: "Tell me, what big news do you want to make?"

This is just the most trivial example of funny disasters, and funny disasters like the perpetually moving cat are truly major events and disasters that can destroy the entire multiverse.

This is a kind of food porridge that replicates geometrically. Someone has calculated that if it is not eaten up, it would only take more than two thousand years to go from a small bowl of porridge to completely submerging the entire Yuan Dynasty.

Yang Lie put his arm around Zhang Haohuan's shoulders and said, "Let me ask you, do you think this world belongs to us?"

When he saw the butter, Yang Lie still looked indifferent, while Zhang Haohuan's pupils shrank sharply. Then before he could make any other action, the wretched Doraemon slipped out of the pocket on his belly.

He caught a cat out, and then stuck the butter bread directly on the cat's back.

This is no joke. Funny creations have reverse logic characteristics. To put it simply, any funny creation is impossible to work according to normal logic and principles, even the simplest funny creation, even if it is

This food wrapper is unlikely to have any effect.

Yang Lie laughed so hard that he almost convulsed, but Zhang Haohuan ignored him. Anyway, he deserved to die from laughing. He walked up to the perpetual cat. Looking at the perpetual cat form, which was already comparable to a big light bulb, he made some calculations.

, he said with a bitter face: "No way, we

You have to leave quickly. You have to go at least four or five isolated islands to be safe. This thing is too dangerous. Now is not the time for the power of comedy to be revealed. The power of comedy in this era is very weak. This perpetual cat may explode at any time.

, walk quickly, walk quickly.”

"...It's just a horrible joke." Zhang Haohuan frowned. He didn't know what was so funny about it. You must know that in the entire era after the comedy rampage, the joke itself was the scariest thing. There is no one, especially the comedy rampage.

In the past few hundred years, all the creatures who dared to tell jokes were the most terrifying terrorists in the multiverse. They were terrorists who would even fear to die.

Just when Zhang Haohuan was thinking this, suddenly a wretched Doraemon walked over. Under the gaze of him and Yang Lie, he put a stone in the food wrapper, and then opened it one by one.

The buttered bread appears on the wrapper.

"So exaggerated?" Yang Lie was a little surprised at this. He frowned and looked at the perpetually moving cat, and said while looking at it: "Then isn't this a super bomb that can become stronger over time?"

Under such circumstances, if he still thinks about the problem with the thinking of the future era, he is really like an idiot and a holy mother.

There's nothing funny about this!

Yang Lie pointed at the Ever-Moving Cat, and then pointed at the empty surroundings and said: "Let's make the funny creations you said! Make hundreds of replicators, and the Law of True Fragrance, right?

, and this perpetual cat, although I feel sorry for these cats, but there is nothing I can do, how about making tens of thousands of them?"

"It's over!" Zhang Haohuan's face was full of despair, and he looked at the perpetually moving cat in front of him that was suddenly created, which made him feel confused for a moment.

Yang Lie directly ignored most of Zhang Haohuan's words, and he pondered: "In the final analysis, it is still a powerful bomb, right?"

Zhang Haohuan looked at Yang Lie with a solemn look. Yang Lie didn't take it seriously. He picked up the cake turned from stone and took a bite. Then while eating, he said: "The taste is really the same as eating stones, but except that

Besides the taste, it can really fill your stomach, so you just decide whether you want to eat it or not."

Zhang Haohuan frowned and asked Yang Lie, "So? What do you want to explain?"

"That's what it means." Yang Lie seemed to know what Zhang Haohuan was thinking, and he said cheerfully: "This world is so cruel to us humans, why should we do it for the sentient beings in this world, for those ten thousand races, for those

What do the saints think about? If I can cause some trouble for them, or drag them to hell together, then I will be very happy... What about? How about we make some big news?"

Generally speaking, this thing is quite useful. No matter how it tastes, it can at least ensure the food supply for him and Yang Lie. However, Zhang Haohuan is also grateful for this. Fortunately, Yang Lie got this kind of food from these things.

A harmless joke, otherwise things could be in big trouble.

Cat: When "?" hit, it began to spin in mid-air, and it was spinning faster and faster. In less than a second, the entire cat was no longer visible, and there was only a glowing unknown substance in mid-air.

It spins crazily, and its light tends to get brighter and brighter.

Yang Lie still looked like he was watching the excitement. He squatted down next to the perpetually moving cat curiously and asked, "What is this? A... rotating cat?"

Zhang Haohuan was helpless. He picked up the food and continued to eat. At the same time, he looked at Doraemon with a vague look. This thing undoubtedly came from those "things" and was a very obvious funny creation.

"The ever-moving cat is one of the most terrifying funny creations, second only to the repeater and the law of true fragrance. It's over, we're over!" Zhang Haohuan murmured in a low voice.

Yang Lie finally couldn't help but burst into laughter. As he laughed, he punched the ground hard and said, "Please, stop talking. You know how much pain I have endured these days, so I stopped laughing all the time.

Do I laugh myself to death? How about you go to the headquarters of the Holy Throne Group, or go to the headquarters of those who are fighting to die, tell them some jokes, and make them laugh to death? The most terrifying funny creation... is

The scariest joke, right?”

But things are different now. Although Zhang Haohuan knows the future, the future is not static. No matter how you look at the current situation, it will make people feel desperate. The Ten Thousand Races Holy Group is so powerful, and there are Shuanghuang and Kunpeng at low latitudes. Although

Humans also have

The great lord has Jun and ancient times, but the mist that comes from the heart also contains great terror. Now it has developed into the prelude to the battle of the human city. Once the battle of the human city breaks out, Hao will fall. Before the great lord is reborn,

Humanity is really left with only despair.

It seems that the stone is changed into food by changing the atomic order through the stone. This is something that both science and magic can do, but in fact it is not like this at all, because this change is not achieved by changing the atomic order at all.

, the changes in this process are completely unexplainable and incomprehensible. It violates the axioms and laws of energy conservation, matter conservation, information conservation, etc. Let alone matter, you use air or even nothingness to create something.

I'll give you food that smells like air and nothingness.

In the future comedy rampage, a large number of funny creations are scattered in the multiverse, and a small number of harmless and beneficial funny creations are collected. The most powerful ones are fabricated into funny sequences and become the light of the future.

powerful weapons in history, while the remaining few are

They are some gadgets, such as this food wrapper, which can turn anything into food. But the funny thing is that no matter what the appearance of these food is, the taste is the same as the original food. For example, if you put a ball of food into it,

Shit turns into curry, then shit-flavored curry will appear...

Zhang Haohuan still said seriously: "This is not just a bomb. The essence of the perpetual motion cat is the first perpetual motion machine. It will continuously do work on the plane where it is located, disrupt the flow of basic particles on the plane where it is located, and destroy the four elements of the plane where it is located.

Once the balance of the basic elements reaches the critical point, the best case scenario is to re-refining earth, wind, water, and fire, triggering a chain reaction of plane collapse, and the worse case scenario will be various information expansion, lack of concepts, etc., such as the lack of death.

, disordered reproduction of biological information may occur!”

"We will randomly select some of these funny creations and place them on some isolated islands, just like opening blind boxes. Those groups who are chasing us, as well as those saints, will open blind boxes all over the road leading to human beings.

A large-scale blind box towards the city.”

When Yang Lie said this, his expression was already ferocious. He laughed and said: "Don't you think this is very interesting? Guess what is on this island? Is it a manifestation of a low-latitude disaster? Or is it a funny creation?

?”

"Isn't this very interesting? Hahahaha..."

Zhang Haohuan's conscience, bottom line, and highest vigilance against funny rampages. This series of cognitions were fighting fiercely with the tragedy in the forbidden human city in his mind. After a long time, he nodded silently.

"Well, it's very interesting... Okay! Let's let the horror of comedy show its signs in this era!"