prehistoric calendar
Chapter Thirty-Five: Stinks
(ps: It’s really difficult for an author. I don’t have the process of shaping the characters, fleshing them out, being scolded, shaping the characters, fleshing out the characters, talking about the water... Do you think this is very difficult?)
Wu Ming was a little confused. He looked at the invitation in his hand and confirmed that it was an ordinary dinner invitation. He couldn't understand why Ilúvatar was so serious, which made him a little confused.
Very nervous.
But since it was an invitation, guests could do whatever they wanted, so he had to attend. He started to prepare it right away. The first thing was the gifts. He didn’t know who the host of the dinner was, so it wasn’t easy to choose the gifts. Finally,
I might as well get a legendary rare item to top it up.
Then there’s the evening gown and stuff…
"By the way, why are you wearing a maid outfit too?"
Wu Ming stood in front of the mirror, and Lilith put on an evening dress for him. That was not what Wu Ming cared about. Anyway, he had already degenerated into a lord in feudal society. Being served by others had already happened. What really made him care.
Yes, it is the maid outfit Lilith wears, and it is similar to Lucifer's maid outfit, black stockings, low skirt, and there are some modifications, that is, the collar of Lilith's outfit is lowered...
Lilith blushed and said: "Miss Lucifer said that this is a standard maid outfit, and she said that the lord is alone outside, so he must be careful of those coquettish people... Well, in short, Miss Lucifer matched this outfit for me, lord
, isn’t it... ugly?” While speaking, Lilith deliberately bent down.
Wu Ming covered his nose and said angrily: "It's not bad...it's not bad. In short, it's not bad."
When Wu Ming put on the dress and left, Lilith was stunned for a long time, then she clenched her fist and whispered: "Niang Xipi, good job, Lilith, that's it. You must know that you were a succubus before you became a vampire.
Also, although you no longer have the memory of the past, the succubus' instinct is to recall it quickly, Lilith, come on!"
Then Wu Ming followed the receptionist to the banquet hall. What surprised him was that this banquet hall was actually in the grand temple in the center of the capital. This was incredible. This was the main temple and it was also silver.
The Land of Moonlight Ascension can be said to represent the face of Silver Moonlight, the elven saint. It is usually a solemn and noble place. It is not impossible to hold a banquet here, but it must be approved by Silver Moonlight, or something similar every year.
On Christmas Day, it is held by the temple itself.
"Have I entered the sight of the silver moonlight?"
Wu Ming nodded secretly. This was what he had expected. To be precise, it was what Ziya had expected. Ziya and Amor had deduced this dozens of times before coming to the Elf Empire.
Basically, they had anticipated all the situations involved. The most exaggerated one was that the elves were rushing to give away their daughters to win him over. Although Wu Ming himself thought it was impossible, it did not stop him from having wild dreams during that period, all day long.
They are all thinking about the cuteness of the elf girl with long ears and so on.
Showing strength in front of Ilúvatar is part of Ziya's plan, and it will be of great benefit to the following tasks. For example, it can obtain certain privileges, reduce some troubles, and make the elves more scrupulous after acting.
According to Ziya and Amor's predictions, after Wu Ming showed his strength, the person who paid the highest attention to him was the holy throne of the elves, and this is reasonable.
When Wu Ming entered the venue, he found a large number of elven dignitaries. From their clothes and the way they communicated with each other, Wu Ming could naturally discover their social level. To put it simply, they were similar to those in Europe.
Of course, there are many such prudes in the medieval times as well in modern times.
As Wu Ming arrived, these elves naturally looked at Wu Ming, with expressions of confusion, disdain, sneer, etc. Obviously, they had not received a notification from the top, or that
They didn't know the purpose of this banquet, and Wu Ming just smiled. Seeing the elves in front of him, the impression of the elves in his mind finally began to meet his expectations. Obviously, Ilúvatar was an exception.
Wu Ming randomly found a corner to stay, and watched the elves discussing and chatting there. As time went by, elves gradually arrived, and the people who arrived obviously had higher and higher status, until a certain moment
, and he saw Ilúvatar.
What surprised him was that Ilúvatar was wearing a beautiful pearl white dress and came to the banquet hall followed by several maids. As soon as she entered the banquet hall, a large group of young male elves immediately surrounded her.
The male elves were like peacocks in heat, each trying their best to show off their feathers. In Wu Ming's opinion, these should be male elves from the aristocracy. Their clothes were too weird, and each of the men had to wear a skirt.
They were still wearing stockings, and all of them had oily hair and powdered face. They were even powdered and sprayed with perfume...
Are these men!?
Wu Ming feels that if they go to the earth world, they will definitely become a very strange life. That life seems to be called a cross-dressing boss?
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but laugh.
At this time, a voice said next to him: "This gentleman is very unfamiliar. Is this your first time coming to our Elf Empire?"
Wu Ming turned around and saw a very gorgeously dressed, even exposed female elf. She had a very beautiful appearance and a great figure. Although she might not be as good as Ilúvatar, she was definitely explosive.
When she saw Wu Ming turning his head, she smiled softly, patted her chest and said, "Sir, you haven't answered me yet."
Wu Ming looked at the face of this female elf, his nose twitched and he said: "Well, I just came to the elf clan."
The female elf naturally walked to Wu Ming's side, almost leaning against Wu Ming, and said at the same time: "These young talents have been pursuing my sister. Unfortunately, my sister's eyes are too high. It seems that no one can look down on her.
I know that these young talents are all famous talents in our elves. For example, the tallest one is a famous literary student of the Imperial University in the empire and the closest scholar to a great writer. And that one, he
His magic talent is very impressive. It is said that he is never disrespectful towards others, but he becomes a nymphomaniac when it comes to my sister, and..."
Wu Ming's nose continued to twitch, and he smiled and said: "Sorry, I'm going to get some food." After that, he was about to leave.
Unexpectedly, this female elf actually walked directly side by side with him. As he walked, he said: "Looking at your appearance, sir, I guess you are not familiar with this place. How about I introduce you to some celebrities? All of them are from my clan."
Heroes, everyone has their own merits."
Wu Ming just smiled but didn't say a word. As he and the woman came out of the corner, the eyes of the elves immediately looked at them. Some of the male elves showed playful smiles, and some of the male elves showed a playful smile.
Her face remained calm, but she didn't say much. Similarly, Ilúvatar also saw this scene. She looked at Wu Ming and the woman slightly nervously, but because there were people around her talking to her politely,
She couldn't stay away for a while.
The woman next to Wu Ming was talking all the way, her voice was soft and pleasant, and she unknowingly touched Wu Ming's arm, and her explosive figure kept rubbing against Wu Ming.
Wu Ming continued to smile, took the food, and walked out of the hall, but the female elf seemed not to notice and actually wanted to hug Wu Ming. It was only then that Ilúvatar came over,
She coughed lightly and said, "Ellisna, how about you go entertain some other guests?"
The female elf named Ilisna smiled and said to Ilúvatar: "Sister, don't you like entertaining these guests the most? I see that your husband seems a little tired, how about I take him to a quiet place to have a rest?"
As she spoke, she bent down slightly and directly took Wu Ming's arm. At this time, the male elves around her seemed to be leaning towards her, and Wu Ming looked at Ilúvatar.
, seeing the look in Ilúvatar's eyes and the way the woman next to him was holding his hand, he laughed.
"Really...actually, I really hate palace fighting dramas."
Wu Ming said this, and then he threw away Irisina's arm and said at the same time: "Miss, don't you know how to clean up before coming to the banquet hall? And that gentleman, look at your lover
You came to me and didn't come out to say a word? She smells like you..."
"It smells very bad, so, please, Miss, can you stay away from me?"
Suddenly, Irisna's face turned red, her eyes filled with disbelief and resentment. The surrounding elven youths all looked at Wu Ming with horrified expressions, and Ilúvatar walked up to Wu Ming and whispered.
: "Sir, we elves are very reserved, but you... are too straightforward in your words."
"Hahaha, so what? I really don't understand that this kind of behavior can be called implicit?" Wu Ming pointed directly at Irisina and said at the same time.
Then he looked at the other elf youths and said at the same time: "You have to deal with these things, and then you have to be subtle, and you have to understand their behaviors and feelings? Sorry, I really can't do it..."
"I prefer another kind of subtlety. Miss Ilúvatar, could you please take me for a walk around? The smell here is really ugly."
Wu Ming stretched out his hand to Ilúvatar, and Ilúvatar naturally took his hand and walked out of the hall with him. As he walked, Ilúvatar said: "Actually, I don't like it very much either.
This atmosphere, and what is the other implicit thing you just said?"
"Uh...can I see your breasts? Miss Ilúvatar..."
"...Mr. Wu Ming, please respect yourself!"
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