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Chapter 34, Chapter 35, Chapter 36: Protagonist and Funny
Hao appeared in the arena again. He looked at Kelmei with a strange look. Kelmei was also a little embarrassed. His action just now was purely subconscious. It was probably similar to competing with the team members when he was still in the reincarnation world.
Same, but what he is facing now is just a test, and he is still a wise man who only has a gene lock prototype and is a mortal, so a direct kill is almost absolute.
Hao was not angry. Instead, he updated Kelmei's strength positioning again, and the details of strength were once again much more detailed. Then he said: "It seems that I was not the one who inspired this meme.
If my life is threatened, it is not even my death, then the next test does not need to be conducted with my death as the main point."
While speaking, Hao was silent for a few seconds, and then he continued to say to Li Shutong: "Sister Li Shutong, this time you come to test with me, use less force, and fight me at close range, I will activate the sub-super... gene lock prototype, you
Can the attack power be compressed enough to seriously injure me, but not to the point where it kills me instantly?"
Li Shutong nodded, then in an instant he was in front of Hao, raised his hand and slapped Hao between the eyebrows.
This is not any move, just pure speed and power. Li Shutong is an unorthodox cultivator, a cultivator of the body refining line. The exercises he learns are the strong and good aspects of the evil aspects of the twelve gods, using thunder as movement, and using speed and strength to
He is famous for not having any skills or even using true energy. His movements are accompanied by wind and thunder, and a single palm of his hand can be powerful without waves. Although he is an unorthodox cultivator, Li Shutong can become an officer in the ancient heaven.
It has its own reason.
Hao couldn't avoid this palm, at least in the normal state, he couldn't avoid it, so he immediately activated the sub-super state. While tilting his head back, he stepped down and moved his entire body backward.
But although his reaction was quick, Li Shutong was an elite in all battles, and his physical fitness was even more crushing. The palm of his hand was only five centimeters away from his forehead. When Hao stepped back, she moved forward, with a distance of no more than five centimeters.
But Hao didn't waver at all. At this moment, he was in the sub-super state, his mind was as cold as a machine, a large amount of information poured into his mind, and all kinds of fighting were like instinct. He completely fell backwards, up and down.
Upside down, his feet directly clamped Li Shutong's single palm. After clamping Li Shutong's single palm, he twisted his feet hard, but the next second his feet made a crisp sound, and his two ankles were directly dislocated.
Li Shutong's single palm was like an iron, and he continued to slap downwards without moving, and finally hit Hao's forehead. Then Hao's eyes, nose, ears, and mouth were filled with blood, and he fainted immediately.
Fortunately, this is an arena. Hao woke up after a few seconds. There was no injury at all on his body. He touched his forehead and said: "One force can defeat ten?"
Li Shutong said with a little arrogance: "Of course, no matter how many spells and miraculous powers you have, I can defeat them all on my own. Although the unorthodox school of cultivation that I belong to is an unorthodox cultivation, it is also the right way. What I am doing is the right way.
What I practice is the strong and good aspect among the evil aspects of the twelve capital gods. When I advance to Yuanying, I can practice it thoroughly, and then I can choose another aspect. If I practice all the twelve aspects, if there is a big one.
By chance, I can return to my origin, then I can condense the twelve phases into the Pangu phase. At that time, my power will be indestructible, and every punch and palm will have great power, compared to a sword from an unorthodox sword cultivator.
He is no longer weak at breaking all laws."
Hao didn't know what the information Li Shutong said was, what unorthodox cultivation, what the twelve gods were evil, he didn't know why, but he still instinctively absorbed the information in his mind, and subconsciously
The initial analysis was that since there is unorthodox cultivation, there must be orthodox cultivation. Its status cannot be compared with unorthodox cultivation. It is roughly similar to the gap between the martial arts he practiced and the orthodox extraordinary career paths of all races.
Furthermore, there are many schools of non-orthodox cultivation. For example, Li Shutong is a body-refining school, and there is at least another sword-cultivation school, and the sword-cultivation school is obviously stronger than the body-refining school, and so on.
However, these were all asides. Hao's attention was still focused on testing and activating the meme on his body. After waking up this time, Hao exhaled loudly, holding up his entire lungs, and then
After vomiting loudly for three times in a row, his breathing suddenly became very subtle and almost undetectable. However, his skin was red and steam was even rising.
"National martial arts...holding elixirs?" Li Shutong nodded silently, stretched out one palm forward, and said to Hao: "I heard that although this way is a small way, there is actually a world of high magic and great universe that has reached the level of innate saint.
Bao Dan, Gang Qi, seeing the gods are not bad, condensing acupoints, flesh and blood, breaking the void. Although you are just starting to Bao Dan, you are not bad. This time I will take it seriously. In addition to strength, I will also use other methods.
Used."
Although Li Shutong is a woman, she has a heroic spirit. When she raised her hand, she immediately felt a surge of power. Although Hao was extremely calm, he also replied: "Come on."
Then the next moment, he was stunned. Even the absolute control of Bao Dan's body was useless. He was directly knocked out by Li Shutong. His body began to decompose into light particles while still in mid-air, and then reshaped again.
He died directly again.
Li Shutong stared blankly at his fist, while Kelmei next to him burst out laughing. Seeing Hao's recovery, he joked: "Oh my God, do you have masochism? Just like that again.
He died once."
Hao stood still and said to Kermei and Li Shutong energetically: "I just activated the meme. I think I know the activation effect of this meme, but the negative effects are still unknown."
Li Shutong and Kelme suddenly became interested. They looked at Hao with burning eyes. Hao suddenly blushed, but he was calm after all. He said to Li Shutong: "Let's compete again and try what I just thought."
Is it correct?"
Li Shutong nodded and assumed the same posture as before, but Hao did not enter the state of holding pills again. He did something that stunned the other two. He actually put on a posture that made people feel ashamed.
posture, and at the same time shouted loudly: "Come on, for the sake of love and justice, I will never take a step back!!!"
"..."
Li Shutong looked at Hao's hands pointing to the sky, which seemed to be majestic and domineering, but in fact it was full of shame. When she heard these words that were so shameful that her heart almost broke, her response was simple and she blushed.
He punched Hao straight in the face.
This posture... is too much like the way she once assumed a posture in a certain animation when she was very young, just around the age of second grade, and then yelled...
This is a taboo past that must be buried!
Hao simply revealed the Dragon's Reverse Scale!!
At this time, Hao had neither entered the Baodan Qi and blood stimulation state nor turned on the sub-super state. He was just standing here with a look of a middle-aged man. However, the moment Li Shutong attacked him, he felt everything around him change.
It was slow. Although Li Shutong's movements were not really slow motion, Hao could clearly see every step she made and every step forward. Then Hao directly raised his hand to face Li Shutong's fist.
There was a bang, a sonic boom and a ripple of air flow between Hao and Li Shutong, but Hao still stood firmly in front of Li Shutong. He did not take a step back at all, but his palms that were in contact with Li Shutong were all scratched.
It was broken, but even with such great power, he still did not take a step back, which was completely inconsistent with the rules of power itself.
Hao didn't care about his palms that had become pulpy. He immediately jumped back slightly, then used his good hand to tear open his clothes. At the same time, he said in an exaggerated tone: "It seems that I can't defeat you unless I'm shirtless."
Already."
And when Hao tore off his clothes and finished speaking in this tone, a surging momentum burst out from him. For a moment, Kelmei and Li Shutong both looked solemn, because of the power represented by this momentum.
He was no longer defeated by the two of them, but Hao still didn't stop. He laughed, then showed a pretending to be thoughtful, and murmured to himself: "By the way, why did you take off your clothes and be shirtless?"
Will his strength suddenly explode? I really want to complain..."
Then the next moment, a shocking force directly suppressed Li Shutong and Kelmei on the spot. The two people's reactions were different. Kelmei directly relied on telekinesis to levitate, and at the same time, the surface of his body appeared.
There were twisting ripples visible to the naked eye, and Li Shutong stepped hard, causing the ground to explode. His whole body jumped back like a cannonball, from almost face to face with Hao, he jumped directly to a hundred meters away.
go.
However, this momentum came and went quickly, almost in just an instant. This momentum disappeared directly, and Hao slowly calmed down from the exaggerated expressions, movements, and demeanor just now, and returned to his usual self.
After calming down, I saw him touching his chest, and then said: "I generally know how this meme is inspired. It is mainly inspired by language, movement, spirit, including inner thoughts and so on.
The method is the protagonist, and the obvious literal meaning is to regard yourself as the protagonist, to be shining everywhere, to be a human being, to take the lead everywhere, and to be invincible if I am, or to say that I am invincible if I think invincible.”
"Then there is the issue of depth. This meme will gradually become stronger as it becomes funny, or the power that can be used will be stronger. From these points of view, they are all positive effects. How strong can it be?
, and whether it has the immortality of a funny character remains to be tested. Its negative effects are temporarily unknown, and whether it will distort the surroundings is also temporarily unknown, so we will continue to test..."
While Hao was talking, he suddenly fell flat on the ground without moving or moving. Just like the cute animals in funny cartoons, he fell flat on the ground and knocked off his front teeth. Then he stood up and opened his mouth.
As expected, Kermei and Li Shutong saw the two black holes with blood on his mouth, which made him look laughable.
"This is probably a negative impact. As I use and inspire the protagonist, as well as the time and power of the funny protagonist, the backlash on me will also increase. It is estimated that this backlash is also related to the type of comedy. The maximum backlash is not yet available.
It’s clear and needs to be tested.”
Hao still looked extremely calm, as if he was not the one who was injured, and he was not the one who made the scene awkward just now, but in fact, deep down inside, he was already crazy with surprise.
This meme: Protagonist Halo (funny version) is actually an extremely rare positive meme. It is simply a simplified version of the magical treasure from heaven. Although it has negative effects, these negative effects are compared with the positive effects of this meme.
, it’s almost negligible. As for being funny and so on... Although it’s embarrassing, life is the most important thing. If your life is gone, what does embarrassment mean?
If there is enough power, if there is enough power...
Then he doesn’t have to choose, right?
"Now let's do the third round of meme testing." Hao said again.
When the Hao trio left the arena, the arena card had changed from intact to damaged. Wei Gao smiled bitterly and carefully put the card away, but whether it was him, Xu Le, or Alice, their faces
They all showed an excited expression.
What happened in the arena, as the master Wei Gao, and the people he chose could all see it. It was indeed full of funny situations at the beginning, but the third test, the fourth test, and the last test,
They don't find anything funny anymore, because when the power reaches a certain level, the so-called funny is also scary.
In Hao's test, there were not only middle-level utterances, but also some words that seemed cool and handsome, but were actually extremely middle-level utterances, such as reciting a poem, saying one or two words, and even saying something that seemed
Very cool, but actually specious words can activate his meme: the protagonist's halo (funny version). Depending on what is said, there are usually several possibilities.
The first type produces results similar to laws. For example, if he says he will not retreat, he will not retreat even if he is hurt by a huge force. Similarly, I want to cross this mountain, etc.
You can jump hundreds of meters high and then break your legs.
The second type is to generate enough strength, which includes but is not limited to magic, fighting spirit, internal strength, true energy (Li Shutong said), telekinesis (Kermei said), divine contract power, merit power...etc., I don't know.
Where it comes from, I don't know where it will end. In short, it is the kind of power that comes out of thin air, and then disappears after it is used.
The third type is to change the form and nature, and you can change your own form. For example, Hao got into the arena lounge room in a joke, and when the door was closed, he turned himself into a person like a piece of paper and got in.
At the same time, he can also change the shape of the objects in his hands. For example, he can pull a piece of metal into a piece of plasticine, or hit himself into a wall. The wall that should have been directly smashed or unresponsive appeared like a soft object.
The same humanoid dents and the like.
The fourth one, immortality, did appear in the fifth test, but it only appeared when Hao was extremely funny, nonsensical, or even funny, and the time it appeared was very short, but it was indeed
Immortality, this was tested by Hao himself. In Kermei and Li Shutong's special move, he was blown into pieces, and then each piece automatically merged into him. He was not dead, not injured, and even his clothes were intact.
Not broken at all.
The fifth type is the changeability of space and time. This is only useful when he needs to achieve some funny effect or complete some funny thing. For example, he subconsciously put Kelme's underwear on his head.
Yes, the key point is that Kermei was still wearing underwear... Yes, this physically impossible thing was done by Hao. Of course, the consequence was that Kermei almost didn't kill him, and Li Shutong
The look in his eyes was full of extreme vigilance, and an expression that said if you dare to do this to me, I will explode immediately.
In short, the effect of this meme is really powerful, and the negative effects are almost negligible, except that Hao will fall flatly from time to time, or unintentionally pull down Kelmei's pants, or trip other people, or walk away
While walking, I fell into a pit that no one else saw... basically there were no other negative effects.
Very powerful, this is Hao's evaluation.
"If one can master the application and activation of this meme, its power will not be inferior to that of an innate spiritual treasure. If you can control the immortality alone, it will be a supreme power." Hao
Said so.
This is actually the ability that Hao is most looking forward to for this meme. Immortality may sound simple, but it is the core basis of Hao's analysis of this meme.
It can be said that if Hao can skillfully control this meme and make it truly immortal when he needs it, then his combat effectiveness will not only increase tenfold or a hundredfold at once, it will be a complete leap in level.
Good or not, the reason is that the negative effect of his super state is too great. If this negative effect of the super state can be offset, then this meme can be regarded as the most suitable innate spiritual treasure for him, okay?
good.
So after coming out of the arena, Hao has been silently meditating, thinking about the various information about this meme, its possible origins, and the negative effects of this meme, etc.
(The man who gave me this meme said that I don’t have to choose anymore. From this sentence, does it mean that he knows me? And maybe he is familiar with me? Otherwise, how would he know my "choice"?
?And judging from the context of the words, these were clearly kind words, and I was almost torn apart at that time, and he used the tower to protect me...)
Hao thought about this silently, but he was unsure after all, because this meme was really of great importance. Although the measured information showed that the negative effects were small and it was a positive meme, this was not an innate spiritual treasure after all.
Because they are inherently chaotic and negative, memes like this type generally have great shortcomings. It’s not that memes like this that are completely positive than negative are not available, but they are very, very, very rare, so rare that it almost seems like
It doesn't exist, and he is really so lucky that a pie falls from the sky, and it is lukewarm and just right in the mouth?
"There is probably a conspiracy here." Hao said to himself again and again, but he still couldn't help but touch his chest from time to time, sensing the existence of this meme. Memes are somewhat similar to innate spiritual treasures.
Ignoring the barriers of time and space, in other words, the memes he acquired in this world will follow him when he returns to the ancient continent. This thing... is very important!
At the same time, on the other side, Gong Changheng was sitting listlessly next to the playground. He looked a little distracted. At this time, Ren Huang walked in from outside the playground. When he saw Gong Changheng, he suddenly
There was surprise in his eyes, because this was the first time he had seen Gong Changheng like this. In the memory of more than ten years, this was really rare.
Ren Huang sat next to Gong Changheng and asked directly: "What's wrong? How did you, who has always been passionate, become like this? Could it be that... the hundreds of special files you hid in the hard drive were stolen by your daughter?
Friend deleted?"
"I don't have a girlfriend yet, okay? Besides, there are 942 files or games. Last time I told you to copy some of them, but you don't want them..." Gong Changheng still looked listless, and even when he replied, he looked like I
It feels saltier than salted fish.
Ren Huang then asked with a serious expression: "What's going on? If you have something to say, I'll figure it out with you."
Gong Changheng hesitated for a moment, then said to Ren Huang: "My biggest secret... I told you this, I have multiple split personalities. I am a cheerful, hearty, outgoing, passionate, and athletic personality. In my mind
There are at least fifty different personalities, but since I had a very weird dream yesterday, the funny personality in my head is gone."
Ren Huang's face was still serious. He thought for a while and said: "It's the one who wears a green mask and keeps calling for help. He keeps saying that he doesn't belong here, and then he is often beaten by some strange images that suddenly appear. So what?
That personality that can’t even be beaten to death?”
Gong Changheng thought of this personality wearing a green mask, and he said with an expression as if he had eaten shit: "Yes, it's this guy. He claims to be a killer, but I think, such a funny guy
, even the killer is a funny killer. Anyway, his style of painting is different from my other personalities. But after I woke up today, I found that this guy disappeared. For the first time, the personality in my mind disappeared.
Gone."
The personality disappeared, and Ren Huang's expression was much more serious than before. In fact, a few years ago, he learned from Gong Changheng that he was a patient with multiple personality schizophrenia, and he also had dozens of super personalities.
Multiple personality split. Since then, he has been collecting information on this aspect. At the same time, he has also inquired through family connections to see if this kind of personality split can be repaired through merit.
This is essentially feasible. Merit is the source of all things, and it is also the essence of all things. Even cause and effect, life and death, destiny, etc. can be solved with merit. How can it be possible that a mere split personality cannot be solved?
But when Gong Changheng told him another secret, Ren Huang never mentioned using merit to solve the problem of split personality again.
At that time, Gong Changheng told Ren Huang that he was also a split personality, so he said that he was a cheerful, hearty, outgoing, passionate, and sporty personality. This was essentially describing his split personality. He was not
The real Gong Changheng is not the original main personality. He is also a split secondary personality. It is just that he happens to be the external personality and temporarily controls this body.
So when he uses his merits to solve the problem of split personality, the most likely possibility is that he and all his sub-personalities will disappear, be completely swallowed up and merged by the sleeping main personality, and finally turn into the original Gong Changheng, and as the current sub-personality
If the personality is everlasting, it is likely to be completely annihilated, or in other words, death.
Ren Huang has known and interacted with Gong Changheng since he was a cheerful, hearty, outgoing, passionate, and sporty personality. On the contrary, the real Gong Changheng was actually a stranger to him in the beginning. He could not have gone for a stranger.
People just kill their best friends, so the plan to restore his merits was shattered from the beginning. He has only been able to think of other things over the years.
But unexpectedly, when Gong Changheng directly said that one of his personalities was missing, Ren Huang's expression gradually turned bad. He hesitated for a moment and then asked carefully: "Could it be that... the personality has awakened?"
Gong Changheng immediately shook his head and said: "No, it can't be the awakening of the main personality. If it is really the awakening of the main personality, then I will definitely be able to sense it, but...but the funny personality suddenly disappeared, so...I
Do you think it might be a sign that the protagonist's personality is awakening?" At this point, he seemed to be turning into a salted fish again.
Ren Huang said: "Don't scare yourself first. Tell me how you discovered that the funny personality disappeared. You also mentioned that you had a very strange dream before. Tell me about that dream."
Gong Changheng immediately blushed, he hesitated for a long time, and then murmured: "Let me tell you first, it's just a dream, it's definitely not my subconscious, remember, it's definitely not my subconscious!!
"
“I am absolutely, absolutely, absolutely straight!!!”
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