prehistoric calendar

"My child, when you were born, the entire multiverse of crosstalk whispered your name! Gong Chang Nu Huan!"

"My child, I am proud to watch you grow up day by day and become the embodiment of comedy."

"You have to remember, we have always used comedy to intimidate the universe!"

"I also trust that you will use your great power of comedy with caution."

"But, the real funny thing, kid... is to humiliate your enemies and inspire the fighting spirit in your friends!"

"One day, my life will reach its end, and you, my child, you will eventually be crowned the king and become, go ahead, the King of Pikachu..."

“No!!!!”

A shrill cry sounded, and a young man struggled to get up from the nightmare. He had a handsome face and a long body, but at this moment, his face was full of tears and despair. He didn't know where to start. This young man had just emerged from the nightmare.

When he woke up, he was not quite sober for a while. He even opened his mouth and shouted: "I don't want to be a member of Pikachu, ah ah ah ah..."

Then the young man's mouth was covered. A strong man, as strong as a bear, covered his mouth and whispered at the same time: "Silence! Something is wrong here!"

Only then did the young man come to his senses. His psychological quality was good. Even if he suddenly woke up from a nightmare and was suddenly covered by someone's mouth, he did not yell anymore, but began to calmly observe his surroundings.

This is an extremely dark and gloomy underground tomb. The overall style of the tomb is very old. The young man has never seen such an ancient tomb. It is mostly decorated with stone carvings. The entire tomb is huge, from the carvings, to the murals, to the overall structure.

There was a majestic feeling, and besides him and the strong man standing there, there were two women and a frail young man who looked very thin lying on the ground. They all seemed to be awake, but they couldn't stand up for a while.

Among the two women on the ground, a pink-haired girl suddenly smiled and said: "Gongzhangnu Huan, are you dreaming about those weird nightmares again? For example, when you were just born, your father held you up and read your lines.

, or those weird 'old friends' who introduced you to your dad?"

The young man named Gongzhang Nuhuan whispered with a livid face: "Shut up and call me Zhang Haohuan! And don't mention my father, I don't know him!"

The pink-haired woman slowly got up from the ground, giggling as she stood up. The others also had smiles on their faces, as if the air was full of joy, but Zhang Haohuan didn't smile at all.

He broke away from the strong man's pull and began to observe the tomb carefully, while another woman with long black hair asked: "This is a tomb, it looks like a very old tomb... Zhang Haohuan, what do you think about Dragon Ball?"

I made a wish to find your mother, and then we were sent here... Could it be that your mother passed away a long time ago?"

Zhang Haohuan said with a somewhat stiff expression: "I said, use willpower to suppress the funny memes in your body. It will be contagious and corrosive. If you don't want to become like my father and my father's friends in the future,

If you want something, then make yourself as serious as possible, and... don’t talk about jokes from long ago!"

The thin young man suddenly said: "I know, I know, I know this joke. Is it the same joke that my grandfather died in the war when he was eight years old?"

Zhang Haohuan's face twitched, and he tried not to complain. The strong man laughed and said: "Zhang Haohuan is only twenty-three years old. How could his mother die a long time ago? I think this must be a certain plane."

?I guess there are clues about his mother here."

Zhang Haohuan also thinks so. He has had enough of everything about his father, and he has heard others talk about his mother, who is a gentle and kind woman, and his father loves his mother very much. She is the whole multiverse.

The only person who can restrain his father's funny memes, so he is very eager to find his mother. The desire to see his mother is one thing, but the hope that his mother can restrain his father and save him from the nightmare is another reason.

So he took his friends and went through "a lot of hardships" and "narrow escapes", and finally obtained the Dragon Balls, and also added many things sponsored by others, such as a sponsorship by an expressionless uncle wearing glasses.

glasses, an uncle who looked devilishly handsome, but was the epitome of a man with one punch and two cakes sponsored a cigarette, and an uncle who liked to stuff things into other people’s heads stuffed a cigarette into his forehead.

The mysterious yellow aura...

Finally, he activated the Dragon Balls, which were said to be able to grant any wish, but would be misinterpreted. When he came to his senses, he and his friends came to this tomb.

"It seems that the previous plan was correct. Those uncles are probably at the same level as my father. The things they gave are enough to suppress the funny misinterpretations of Dragon Ball. Although it will still have an impact, at least they will not teleport us to

It's good to go to those funny planes." Zhang Haohuan said with a serious expression.

When the other four people heard about the funny plane, their faces turned pale. They really never wanted to recall their experience of searching for the Dragon Balls. It was something scarier than a nightmare.

Zhang Haohuan touched the ancient mural and said: "I guess the clues about my mother are in this tomb. The distortion effect of the Dragon Balls is probably reflected in this place. It didn't teleport me directly to my mother, but I was in this tomb."

A clue to my mother’s existence.”

The other four people nodded, and then the strong man suddenly said subconsciously: "You can't distort it in other ways, such as turning your mother into a male mother?"

Everyone responded with a chuckle, and then their smiles slowly stopped. There was a strange atmosphere floating in the entire tomb. Zhang Haohuan's mouth twitched and said: "No, don't be affected by funny memes, everyone.

, if my plan to find my mother fails, then I will probably have to become the leader of the second generation of Pikachu, and none of you... can even think of escaping!"

All four of them shuddered, and then they all began to search the tomb carefully. The whole tomb was huge. They searched for the murals around it. After a long time, the five people dispersed and regrouped skillfully. The thin young man said: "This

The builder of the tomb is an ancient and prosperous dynasty, which is estimated to be in its heyday, otherwise it would not be possible to build such a huge and luxurious tomb. Judging from the murals, the owner of this tomb is a general, and the murals introduce many of his

Achievements."

The other two women also reported their findings. One of them said: "And this plane is estimated to have all races coexisting in addition to humans, because in the murals, a large part of the general's achievements were against all races.

He led his army to attack all tribes and destroyed them, and I also found several pictures of the fortification of Jingguan."

Another woman took up the topic and said: "Jingguan kills prisoners and massacres civilians, which is usually regarded as unknown in the ancient civilization system. However, only the resonance civilization of the Han system believes that it is a show off of the Han people's military power.

A matter of glory, so I think this is a historical resonance plane. The Dragon Balls may not only have moved the space, but also the timeline. We may be in the human history period now, and it has definitely not reached the merit calendar, and the dream calendar has definitely not

Not yet, because only in human history, in order to complete the plan of becoming a god, the resonance of historical destiny has been so frequent."

Everyone nodded slightly, because they are all familiar with these, and they have experienced enough, and their status can be said to be the top second generation in the multiverse, so they know these secrets even more.

Zhang Haohuan said: "Okay, let's continue to investigate along the tomb. This general may be related to my mother, maybe an elder of my relatives, or a friend of my relatives. Because my father and I are both Han, so

It seems that I have come to the right place after being transported to the resonance plane of historical destiny of this Han civilization system."

The thin young man suddenly opened his mouth and uh, and then he touched his head doubtfully. Zhang Haohuan was extremely keen, so he asked seriously: "What's the matter? If you have anything or find something, please tell me immediately, and we can all take a look at it."

"

The thin young man said strangely: "I forgot what I was going to say. I just thought it was a very important thing."

"forget?"

Everyone was a little unbelievable. They were all saints, and Zhang Haohuan was a high-level saint. Just to avoid destroying clues and harming mortals, they asked their elders to seal most of their powers. However, this kind of seal

It can be unlocked at any time, so there will be no big dangers, and since they are saints in nature, it is impossible for them to feel forgotten, so this excuse of forgetting is very incredible.

"Forgot? Meme!?" Zhang Haohuan muttered with a serious expression.

But even if it is a meme, they are not afraid of it. Unless it is a fantasy meme, they will have a way to get out of it. Even if it is a fantasy meme, their parents are not vegetarians.

"Hahaha, don't tell me, we were transported to the prehistoric calendar by the Seven Dragon Balls, cutting off all cause and effect, setting all trajectories, human beings were suppressed, saints no longer exist, only the saints, all memories in the future will be wiped away, and the strength will begin

Going backwards until we become mortals will make us forget things." The strong man suddenly laughed again and said.

Everyone laughed in agreement, then the laughter gradually subsided, and the whole scene suddenly became quiet again.

Zhang Haohuan said with a livid face: "Hurry up and investigate this tomb!"

"Then shut your mouth!"

"A crow's mouth is also one of the manifestations of being funny!!!"

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