prehistoric calendar

"Madam, your hairstyle is very dangerous..."

Zhou Bin coughed, and then said these words, and then the two dog friends in front of him immediately gave him two big punches!

"Is there something wrong with your brain? Say this to a girl you meet for the first time and is about to start exercising!!" One of the dog friends looked like a human, tall and handsome, and he said seriously to Zhou Bin.

The other dog friend is cold-looking and about 1.9 meters tall. Just by his appearance and height, he looks like the kind of handsome guy who will attract many girls. Moreover, he is also a cool-looking guy, but when he speaks, he has a certain air of coolness about him.

With an aura of wretchedness, he also said to Zhou Bin sternly: "Friend, something is very wrong with you."

Zhou Bin's face turned red when he heard the teasing of his two best friends. For a moment, he could only gnash his teeth and didn't know what to say.

The three of them have been best friends since childhood and know each other well, so teasing at this level is really nothing.

In fact, the three of them are all children of wealthy families. After countless generations of genetic modification, it is basically impossible for the three of them to look crooked. Zhou Bin ignored his slightly chubby figure and didn't take care of it at all.

Apart from his messy hair and a pair of dead fish eyes, his face shape is no less than that of his two best friends. He is the kind of person who can make a living with his face alone.

Logically speaking, Zhou Bin is not bad, he is rich, and he has a good family background. At the age of twenty-seven or eight, he has dated many women, even the cold-blooded best friend among his two best friends.

That way it won't be a problem to kill hundreds of people.

But it's a pity that Zhou Bin is an otaku, and a very obese otaku. If it weren't for his good foundation and good genes, plus his two best friends who force him to go out for mountain climbing from time to time, I'm afraid he would be able to show off 300 pounds now.

The child's smile comes.

Only Zhou Bin's two best friends knew that Zhou Bin was not like this when he was in school when he first fell in love. He was the most positive and sunny among the three of them. However, something happened to him at that time.

His first love was also the woman who caused him the greatest harm. From then on, Zhou Bin became an otaku, refusing to go out to socialize. At the same time, he developed an extreme mysophobia and disgust for real women, so much so that his skin touched those in real life.

Women will make his skin allergic to the point of inflammation.

Since then, he has only been interested in two-dimensional women. Of course, he will also have puberty needs. After all, he has also grown to twenty-seven years old. These are all solved by relying on the paper man wife and the fifth girl.

, apart from that, he treats all women in reality equally, has prosopagnosia and extreme nausea and mysophobia.

For this reason, his family and his two best friends took him to see many psychiatrists, used many new therapies, and took many psychotropic drugs, but all of them were useless. The most important thing is that he

His mental illness has reached the point where it will affect his body as long as he is touched. To be honest, his family and his two best friends have become desperate, have given up, and have planned to be happy as long as he is happy. Honghuang OL

The service is now open.

Based on the family backgrounds of Zhou Bin and his two best friends, the first batch of accounts will definitely not be their turn, and their luck is not very good. None of the three were directly selected, and they did not even get a share in the second batch of accounts until the third batch.

After the account was issued, the three of them obtained the account through financial resources.

This game immediately made the three of them addicted to it, especially Zhou Bin. He found that in the game, his allergy to women had been alleviated. Even female players, real people in reality, as long as they are not touched for a long time,

If he occasionally touches his skin once or twice, he will no longer have allergies, and the female NPC in the game

, Touch them however you want, for as long as you want, Zhou Bin won’t feel any discomfort. In fact, he doesn’t even have any disgust towards female NPCs, especially since most of these NPCs are non-human races. This is even more disturbing.

He was so excited that he made up his mind at that time to find a wife in this game.

But it’s a very, very, very unfortunate thing. Although Honghuang OL is known as a super-free sandbox game that absolutely simulates reality. As long as you want it, you can play it in this game, but there is actually one thing that players absolutely cannot do, and that is

Take off your underwear...

That's right, Honghuang OL definitely does not contain any substantive content about the 18-ban ban, although there are occasional borderline situations, such as the camp leader's fiancee, whose figure alone is enough for the 18-ban ban, and the camp leader's maid, with her pair of

The legs simply make all the male players unable to turn their eyes, but that's all. Players are still playing very healthy game content.

Zhou Bin was already in despair. He had even read some books on Plato's thoughts recently. He had already decided that even if it was just a spiritual love, it would be better than being single all his life, right?

But who would have known that Zhou Bin and his best friend, who accidentally entered the Super Serial dungeon due to good luck, actually found a mission in this world line mission that could change Zhou Bin's future life. They could actually play games to make a wife.

Not to mention, can you still take off your underwear?

And the luckiest thing is that when the three of them were swiping a monster that seemed to be kneeling, they actually dropped a crystal-like object. They couldn't touch it at all, and it disappeared the moment it appeared. Then they

The system prompts them that they have obtained fragments of the Holy Path, and that they have one-tenth of the amount, so they can complete the mission.

In this way, the confused three people came to the magic tower and received a reminder from the camp leader to complete the task. They were also given the ownership of a villa and told Zhou Bin that he could choose a tree spirit maid.

Or a Dryad footman.

To be honest, for some people, this is really a rare choice. Not to mention the tree spirit maids, all of them are top-notch stunning beauties in the real world. It would be absolutely impossible to participate in some Miss World election.

They are the kind that can win the championship directly as soon as they appear. As for the dryad, they are the masculine version of the dryad. To put it simply, they are very, very cute boys...

That's right, that's it...

However, Zhou Bin has no special hobbies, and he has long been attracted to a tree spirit. She is a nurse who works in a medical center. She looks like an angel in white clothes. Although the players do not need to treat diseases or anything.

, but if you want to go out for adventure,

There was a need for various medical supplies, especially bandages and the like. At that time, Zhou Bin saw this tree spirit girl when he was buying bandages. He has been thinking about it since then, but he didn't expect that it would actually happen at this time.

Can you get her?

The cold and handsome man took hold of Zhou Bin's shoulders and said: "Don't be too impatient. I know you are already holding it back, but there is no need to rush this matter. I have put several bottles of good wine in the room before, all of which are fruit wine. Dwarf

Brewed, remember to pour a few more cups."

Another handsome handsome man also whispered beside him: "It's hard to find candles, so I wrapped the lamp with red cloth. Although it was a little darker and the atmosphere was not enough, that's all."

Then the two of them looked at each other, and at the same time said to Zhou Bin seriously: "One last thing to remind you, don't be impatient, don't take off your clothes right away, it will all be yours from now on, so be sentimental!!!"

Zhou Bin nodded with confusion in his mind. He looked at his own villa in front of him. Of course, it would also be the residence of two other good friends in the future. Now there is already a new person waiting in this villa, although she is nominally his personal maid.

, but what Zhou Bin wants is a second-dimensional wife. He will definitely marry her in the future and treat her well, just like he treats his own eyes. He...

Zhou Bin's mind was filled with all kinds of thoughts. He walked to the front of the villa, opened the door and walked in. He saw a tree spirit girl wearing a maid outfit.

The dryad girl's face was a little pale, and she was standing in the hall in a daze holding a broom. When the door opened, she immediately crossed her arms like a rabbit and looked at the door with panic and fear.

Looking at Zhou Bin like this, this human being will become her master...

Then at this time, Zhou Bin looked at the black silk dress of the dryad girl's maid, and looked at her endearing and frightened expression. For a moment, Zhou Bin felt as if a thunder exploded in his mind, and the countless two-dimensional images he had seen in the past

His works, the countless paper figurine wives he liked in the past, seemed to overlap with the tree spirit girl in front of him at this moment, and then he recalled the words of the two best friends in his mind, but everything was confused and turned into a pot of porridge.

, he couldn't even discern the information in it.

"By the way, they said you have to be sentimental, don't be impatient, and take off your clothes immediately!"

Zhou Bin acted subconsciously and immediately took off his shirt...

At the same time, Zhou Bin's two childhood best friends sat down on a lawn outside the villa. They each lit a small wooden stick and started smoking as if smoking, while smoking the cold handsome man.

He said: "This boy is really lucky. I didn't expect that he would actually marry the paper man's wife... Hey, do you think he will really marry this NPC in the future?"

The handsome handsome man took a puff of cigarette, blew out a few smoke rings into the sky, and then said: "Who knows, it would be better than him being alone all the time, right? That's it anyway, we can do whatever we can..."

Suddenly, at this moment, a horrified cry came from the villa. The two looked at each other, jumped up and rushed to the villa at the same time. The two hurriedly opened the door and rushed in. They saw that their upper bodies were naked.

Zhou Bin was struggling with his underwear. Then when he saw his two best friends rushing into the room, he shouted in a voice that he didn't know whether he was crying or howling: "I took off my underwear...

...Yes, I took them off, but I can’t take off my underwear!!!”

The holder personally, or the person recognized by the system as being married, can take off his underwear...

The three of them were stunned, thinking about the words of the mission in their minds...

Nothing wrong.