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"You wait!".

"Wait!".

Boom!

A gunshot rang out, and sparks flew everywhere!

Tony only felt his skull buzzing, Nima, if he was not mistaken, a bullet had just rushed towards his head.

If he hadn't closed the steel helmet in time, wouldn't he have just gg?

"Yikes!".

"Dodge!".

Deadpool looked at the smoking barrel and muttered.

"You're really shooting!fuck your uncle!".

Tony was also furious, and directly fired a palm laser cannon at Deadpool.

Deadpool's body was blasted by a laser cannon, exploded on the spot, and flew straight upside down.

The suit on his chest was torn out by the scorching energy, and the body tissues inside the suit were also a blur of flesh and blood.

"Dead?".

Tony looked at Deadpool who fell to the ground motionless, his eyes flickered, this own son with the script shouldn't die so easily, right?

Sure enough, it didn't take two seconds. Deadpool got up from the ground, cursed, and said with a fragrant mouth

"Tucker, are you playing really?".

"What?".

When Tony heard this, his face was confused, and he shot back: "You and I are playing seriously, you weirdo who has worn a perverted jumpsuit, and the bullets just shot me in the head." "

“shit！"

"I should have shot you in the face!" Deadpool grumbled.

"Fuck your uncle, fuck your whole family!".

Stark was also led astray by Deadpool, and recently in the group, he often heard a certain demon leader spitting fragrant mouths, and scolded directly.

Deadpool gave Stark a middle finger, then dropped the pistol in his hand, pulled out the black alloy broadsword behind his back, and prepared to fight Stark hand-to-hand.

Truth be told, after seeing Deadpool's abilities, Stark didn't want to provoke Deadpool.

It's not because of how powerful Deadpool is, but because he may sand sculpt himself if he has too much contact with Deadpool.

And the river god has already pointed him out before, Deadpool is greedy for money and lustful, and he has weaknesses to target, so there is no need to fight and kill.

"Alright, you wait! we can talk!" Stark waved his hand, stopping Deadpool.

"If you want me to abandon the assassination mission, it is absolutely impossible. As much as I want to be a good person, I'm also an emotionless killer and I have a very high work ethic. Deadpool said quickly.

"I'll pay double, can I?" Stark spread his hands and began to throw money at it

"Oh, shit, this damn rich man's willfulness!" Deadpool cried out on the spot, starting to go insanely neurotic, but immediately and decisively said, "No!".

"Triple it!" Stark's face remained unchanged as he continued to increase the price.

"No, I'm professional!" Deadpool said again, but he couldn't control his hands and feet, and he froze on the spot.

"One hundred million!" Stark threw out Wang Bang directly, and then talked eloquently

"Deadpool, you're a killer whose purpose is nothing more than money. What can you do with 100 million dollars?".

"Hell, Tucker, you're such a big! it, I'm a good person, not a killer!".

Deadpool directly threw away the alloy long knife, what kind of killer is he still doing with 100 million?

Wouldn't it be nice to go to the relief of the girls in dire straits?

Seeing this, Stark was very satisfied. It's just 100 million, and it's a drizzle for him.

But it's worth it to be able to solve Deadpool's trouble!

The relationship between the two eased instantly, like an old friend who hadn't seen each other for many years, the father was kind and filial, and the scene was harmonious and full of positive energy.

After all, those who have money are uncles, and those who don't have money are grandsons!

"But then again, Deadpool, did you mean to shoot me, what if you did shoot me?" Stark asked.

After all, this kind of slut who turns his face and kills people in the first second after the drizzle is indeed a bit scary, and he doesn't know when he will be stabbed.

Deadpool smiled cheaply, "Oh, Uncle Stark, just kidding, you're Iron Man."

Besides, if I had really killed you, you would have died a thousand and eight hundred times. Which killer have you seen tell you to kill you in front of you?".

"Don't lie to me, you just wanted to kill you!" said Tony.

Deadpool smiled awkwardly, a little weak.

didn't want to talk too much about this topic, so he quickly took out a colorful comic book from his butt pocket and handed it to Stark.

"What is this?" Stark asked, looking at the comic cover character, who resembled himself.

"A cartoon drawn by an old man named Stan Lee, show you. Deadpool said.

Stark then flipped through it, and was captivated by the comics.

It wasn't until half an hour later that he slowly came back to his senses, let out a long breath, and his eyes were complicated.

Is this the script that the river god boss said?

The content of Deadpool's comic book is actually the experience of most of her life!

And the content of the manga book is similar to the story I learned from the river god?

In the end, he was really killed by the second wizard, and the cause of death was a snap of his fingers!

A very vigorous way to die!

"Anything else?" Stark couldn't help but look at Deadpool.

"Yes, many, many times. I had a great relationship with those comic studio editors. Deadpool said.

He took out a lot of comics from his butt pocket, and didn't seem to care about the leakage of comics at all.

Stark wanted to take it and see it, but then he retracted his mind.

What if you knew?

How can those scripts that have been drawn a long time ago decide their own fate and life?

Now he didn't build the steel suit in advance, which means that the future is not a constant layer.

"No! keep it for yourself!" Stark prepared to leave.

"Mr. Stark, take me on a level!".

Deadpool said cheekily, but he took the initiative to hug Stark's thigh and couldn't shake it off.

"......" Stark.

Then the Iron Warframe spewed exhaust gas, and a beautiful leap soared into the sky.

During the flight, Deadpool didn't stop talking for a moment.

"Dear Tony, what if you want to relieve yourself when you put on your suit?"

"And will the helmet clip out the hair?".

"What kind of woman do you like best, and what do you think of me?".

"Actually, I think you can make a will in advance, that purple sweet potato essence should come to the earth soon. "

Stark endured Deadpool's mouth and chatter along the way, especially what he said at the end to make a will, purple sweet potato essence, snap his fingers!

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, and I directly threw Deadpool down from a height of 10,000 meters!

"Ahh

"Ohno!

"No, I'm going to die!".

Below the sky was a sea level, but Stark was just joking.

Ready to take it when Deadpool falls to the surface!

But what was never expected?

At a height of 20 meters above the surface, a great white shark suddenly jumped out of the water and swallowed Deadpool with lightning speed.

"??" Deadpool.

“oh，shit！"

With a time difference of about 0.01 second, Stark missed Deadpool and stood silently above the sea, speechless.

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