Prehistoric life
Chapter 12 The Illiterate Reading Poems
Seeing the wooden box getting closer and closer to him, Zhou Cheng finally made a decision.
Just die, you can only fight hard. Second Miss, Xiao Chengzi will be loyal to you till death.
When the wooden box stopped in front of him, when Zhou Cheng reached out to touch it, "accidentally", the stick wrapped in silk in his hand touched the wooden box.
In an instant, the wooden box was broken into several pieces like pieces of paper, and the wooden signs were scattered on the floor.
The satin can only wrap the rusty sword, but it cannot hide its weird sharpness. If it touches the wooden box at this moment, it will be destroyed immediately.
Zhou Cheng didn't believe in his luck. If he touched it with his eyes closed, he would most likely not be able to touch the wooden sign with the name on it. He could only let the box break and the wooden sign scatter on the floor, and then pick up the wooden sign with the name himself.
Already.
Although this may be in vain, it is better to try hard than to be unable to do anything. And if someone discovers his little tricks, I am afraid he will have to explain it here today.
For the sake of the second young lady, Zhou Cheng had no choice.
However, even Zhou Cheng himself did not notice that when the wooden box was broken, a wisp of purple energy seemed to be defeated and disappeared in a flash.
Most of the wooden signs on the ground are blank, but as the personal bodyguard of Su Yuexi, the little overlord of Xinghe City, the most important thing he lacks is quick eyes and quick hands.
Looking at something that seemed to have words on it, Zhou Cheng grabbed the sign in his hands before the two nurses carrying the box could react.
It doesn't matter if it's the second lady's brand, as long as you can enter the building, you can take your time with the rest.
Seeing the wooden signs scattered on the floor, there were many smart people here, and they immediately ran here, ready to fish in troubled waters. However, the nursing staff also reacted very quickly, and immediately stopped everyone outside, and someone else came over and quickly removed them.
The sign was put into a new wooden box.
After the cleaning was completed, Zhou Cheng also imitated the previous person and raised the wooden sign in his hand, laughing a few times: "Haha, this... the girl who divides the pieces!"
He originally wanted to imitate the person's name, but unfortunately his learning was limited. The two words above looked familiar, and he didn't know if they were, so he wanted to call them first.
But after I shouted it out, I felt something was wrong. How could any woman call me "divided"?
I can't control that much. I just have the brand. I didn't say that illiterate people can't visit brothels.
Zhou Cheng held up the wooden sign, held his head high, and walked towards the high platform like a general returning from a victorious battle.
"What happened!"
Perhaps disturbed by the movement outside, a middle-aged woman came out.
"Shopkeeper, the wooden box suddenly broke for some reason. It's all right." A nurse came forward to report.
The middle-aged woman nodded: "Just watch and don't cause any trouble for me."
She was worried about Miss Six joining the game, and she wished she could cancel this once-a-year event.
After saying this, he glanced at Zhou Cheng next to him and asked strangely: "Who are you?"
Although Zhou Cheng was neatly dressed, the fabric on his body was only average. As a servant, no matter how pampered the young lady was, she could not overdress.
This middle-aged woman has seen countless people, and it can be seen at a glance that Zhou Cheng has no qualifications for a young master, and there is no sign of being too wealthy. Such a person's family background should be average, so it is no problem to play outside.
But for this Couple's Day event, the entrance fee alone may not be something this person can afford.
With Zhou Cheng's own ability, he really couldn't get in, but he still had a lot of help money from the Yuexi Gang, which came in handy at this moment.
Seeing the middle-aged woman asking questions, Zhou Cheng hurriedly raised the wooden sign in his hand: "I drew a wooden sign with a name."
This person actually participated in the event. When she didn't expect that she might have made a mistake, the middle-aged woman sighed inwardly, but nodded: "Congratulations, someone is here...wait a minute!"
She was really ready to let someone lead Zhou Cheng in, but her expression immediately changed when she saw the two words on the wooden sign. The word "Xijue" was clearly written on it.
Miss Sixth's wooden sign was actually obtained by this person. What happened? Miss Sixth clearly used a secret technique. Could it be that she was lying to herself?
The middle-aged woman immediately shouted: "How did you get this wooden sign?"
Seeing that the middle-aged woman suddenly turned cloudy, Zhou Cheng's heart skipped a beat. Oh no, there must be something wrong.
At this time, a nurse came up and told the middle-aged woman what had just happened.
The middle-aged woman immediately said loudly: "No, it's a foul and it won't count."
He felt a little guilty, after all, he had done something wrong, but he must not give up at this time. Zhou Cheng cheered himself up, and then said loudly: "Why don't you forget it, I stole it? Your people didn't do a good job, no matter what
What's wrong with me? I used appropriate methods to get what I deserved. Why do you say it doesn't count?"
"I came here according to the rules, and you actually said no. I spent so much money to come here, and I finally got the draw, and you actually said no. Is this how you always behave in Zuixianglou? You are really treating us guests like this.
Have you become a fool?"
The words were loud enough that anyone who had not left could hear them.
They spent a lot of money trying to get in and get lucky, but they ended up drawing a blank wooden sign. Although the money may not seem important to them, they still felt unhappy.
When they heard Zhou Cheng reprimanding Zuixianglou, a group of people immediately started making noises.
"That's right, I saw this guy draw it, and he didn't break any rules."
"If your own wooden box is not strong, who can you blame? Could it be that if your Zuixiang Building collapses one day, you have to blame us?"
"You're right. Didn't you say before that this event recognizes the signs but not the people? Now that the signs are there, could it be that the people are recognized but not the cards again?"
There was a lot of talk, it was extremely noisy, and it attracted a large crowd of people to watch.
This naturally has a great impact on the reputation of Zuixianglou, but the middle-aged woman can't care so much. Anyway, she doesn't care about the so-called money. How noble is the sixth lady's status? How can such a vulgar person be qualified?
But just when she was about to scold again, she heard someone speaking in her ear.
"Let him in!"
It was Miss Six's voice. Now the middle-aged woman had no choice but to do what she said. Miss Six was true to her word, and she made a bold statement, so naturally she did not dare to disobey it.
"Come on, send him up!" the middle-aged woman snorted.
Immediately there was a loud cheer from below, and the group seemed to have won a battle.
Zhou Cheng also breathed a sigh of relief and walked towards the gate.
As soon as I arrived at the door, a white cloth was draped over me.
"The rain hits the plantains and makes the night wet,
The wind blows beautifully and sends the evening away,
There is a beautiful woman looking forward to your husband,
Xi Xi Cheng Jue!"
Zhou Cheng pretended not to see it and was about to go in, but the middle-aged woman calmly blocked the door and motioned for him to read the poem on the white cloth.
You little rabbit, I miss your sister! Is it fun to embarrass an illiterate? Zhou Cheng cursed in his heart, and after a while he asked: "Can I not miss you?"
In fact, it doesn't matter if he doesn't read it, but when the middle-aged woman discovered that the man seemed illiterate, she naturally felt embarrassed and shook her head to express no.
Zhou Cheng grinned dryly and said, just read it, it will be embarrassing, I will just stop coming here in the future.
Then he cleared his throat and started reading.
"Ahhhhhhh, ohhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
Of the first nineteen characters, I only know one character for human. For the other characters, just use ah oh oh instead.
This caused a burst of laughter, and everyone also discovered that this lucky guy was actually illiterate.
"Can you do it?"
The middle-aged woman was also furious. She felt a little regretful. She originally wanted to embarrass the man and make him look embarrassed, but now she felt that even the sixth lady had been embarrassed as well, so she was naturally unhappy.
"Yes! Why not!"
Zhou Cheng laughed and signaled everyone to be quiet.
I was also secretly happy in my heart: There is no perfect path for everyone. It doesn’t matter if you don’t recognize the first ones. I recognize the last four words, and one of them is my name.
I was so proud that I read it out loud.
"Divide into chunks!"
"puff!"
In one moment, there were casualties all over the place.
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