Prehistoric life

"Oh, it hurts so much!"

Zhou Cheng was lying on the bed, suddenly feeling hungry, and immediately groaned loudly.

A maid in a green coat ran in immediately. There was no sign of anxiety on her face, but she just asked with a smile: "Where does it hurt today, Guard Zhou?"

Another guard with a long sword also came in at the door and looked at Zhou Cheng with a smile on his face.

"Wait a minute, let me think about where it hurts today. I ate the silver-maned lion's head, and I also ate the snow goose ice fish fillet, and my mouth almost turned into a bird. Xiaocui, 18-flavor charcoal roasted pig

Where should the hoof hurt?"

Zhou Cheng asked the maid, probably because he thought of these delicacies, his saliva flew for a while.

In the eyes of many servants of the Su Mansion, Zhou Cheng, the second lady's personal bodyguard, is a pure rogue and a bastard. He does not do his job and does nothing all day long.

People often sigh, how could such an ice-smart person like the second lady Su Yuexi be deceived by this bastard?

He was disdainful but also quite jealous. The reason was very simple. He was also a servant of the Su Mansion. He was always very tired and had to do boring and trivial things every day. However, this Zhou Guard didn't want to do anything.

If you do, you can also eat, drink, and act recklessly all day long.

If he had come to cheat people out of food and drink like this, Young Master Zhou Cheng would have been ridiculed. But things are different now. That day, with a sword like a hero, he killed the evil man, saved the Su Mansion, and became the real person of the Su Mansion.

of influential figures.

Once you become a hero, the treatment is different. In addition, with Su Zhiwu's personal instructions, even though they knew that the guards this week were taking advantage of their injuries to eat and drink, no one had any disdain. On the contrary, they could still do it for Su.

I am proud to serve the great hero of the government.

Zhou Cheng is a bastard, and a very shameless bastard. He also knows that others have noticed that he is pretending to be hurt, but as long as no one tells it, he can continue to pretend. Others can say whatever they want.

, as long as you get it, it’s really not a loss.

Hearing Zhou Cheng's question, Xiaocui said with a smile: "I heard that people eat whatever they eat to replenish their feet. The 18-flavor charcoal-roasted pig's trotters should be a replenishing foot."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, my feet hurt! Didn't you see that that day, I was so angry that my Dantian was filled with energy, and my mind was in the Purple Mansion. After killing the evil man with one sword, my energy and blood... ah, no, I was killed by the evil man's internal power.

The shock damaged some meridians in my feet. In short, my feet hurt and I need to eat 18-flavored charcoal-roasted pig's trotters to make up for it." Zhou Cheng said seriously.

Xiaocui covered her mouth and chuckled. She used to think that the guard this week was so annoying, but now she finds him humorous. It has become a pleasure to listen to him order food every day.

After he stopped laughing, he asked again: "Is this the only dish?"

Zhou Cheng frowned and said in deep thought: "It seems that one person is missing. Lao Li, is there anything you can introduce?"

This Old Li was naturally the nurse, and he immediately laughed: "Of course. I heard people say that there is a famous dish from the Hundred Beasts Roaring Mountain Forest, which is made from the most important parts of hundreds of beasts, fried, pan-fried, and stuffed.

, boiled and other methods are made. When the pot is boiled, the aroma can spread for hundreds of miles. When you smell it, you will feel as if you are in bliss and immortality. Most people have heard about it but have never seen it. Zhou Wewei, you must

You have to try it, it’s the best in the world!”

Before Lao Li finished speaking, Zhou Cheng's saliva was already slobbering, and he hurriedly asked: "Where should I feel pain so that I can eat it?"

"Eat whatever you need to nourish yourself. Whatever part of the beast's body you think is the most important, you should feel pain wherever it should be." Lao Li said, pretending to be mysterious.

"The most important part?" Zhou Cheng thought for a moment, then immediately shouted: "You old Li, how dare you play tricks on me."

Isn't this most important part the lifeblood? Pretending to have pain in the lifeblood to eat a dish, although I can do it, is unnecessary at this time.

When Lao Li heard this, he naturally burst into laughter. At this time, Xiaocui also reacted and scolded Lao Li for being shameless.

"Why are you laughing? You are so happy."

Just as he was talking, someone came over, dressed in yellow clothes. Who else could it be if it wasn't Su Yuexi?

"I've met the Second Miss!" Several people hurriedly saluted respectfully.

"No ceremony, no ceremony, what are you talking about?" Su Yuexi asked again.

Before Xiaocui could speak, Zhou Cheng immediately answered: "They saw that my injury was slightly improved, so they told me some jokes to tease me. You guys go down first. By the way, I still have a headache. Xiaocui, give me another one."

Silver-maned lion head."

"Zhou Wewei, didn't you say the day before yesterday that you should eat silver-maned lion's head only if your whole body is sore? If you have a headache, you should eat braised pig's head." Xiao Cui reminded her immediately.

"Oh, no wonder I feel sore all over my body. I see, then let's have a portion of both!" Zhou Cheng immediately said calmly.

Lao Li and Xiao Cui then left with a smile.

After the two people left, Zhou Cheng immediately said with an embarrassed look on his face: "I've seen the second lady. I'm injured and can't get up, so..."

Before she could finish her words, she was interrupted by Su Yuexi: "Okay, okay, I won't care about it, so stop pretending. Don't you find it boring to lie in bed every day, eating and drinking?"

Zhou Cheng immediately stood up and resurrected: "I can't hide it from the second lady. In fact, I have recovered a long time ago, just to experience this extravagant gangster life. Oh, it's really uncomfortable. I don't want to get out of bed."

If Su Yuexin comes to criticize her, maybe she is reminding herself that she should pay attention to the influence. At this time, it is the second young lady who comes. There is only one reason, she must have something important to say to her.

Sure enough, Su Yuexi raised her eyebrows and said to Zhou Cheng with excitement: "Xiao Chengzi, I have some good news for you."

Zhou Cheng immediately cooperated and made a surprise gesture: "What's the good news?"

"I'm going to be a god." Su Yuexi said excitedly.

Zhou Cheng was stunned and didn't react. After a while, he hesitated and asked, "What's going on?"

"I'm not sure. My father told me. There is a sect of immortals in the north of North Vietnam called Danhua Sect. Only the royal family and a few people know about it. My second uncle came to me some time ago. The Danhua Sect wants to choose from various countries.

Some disciples asked my father if he wanted me and my sister to try it."

"My father was still hesitating about this matter. Firstly, he felt that the fairy thing was a bit iffy. Secondly, he felt that if my sister and I went to the fairy sect, it would be difficult to meet again. However, this time the evil person incident made my father feel that the so-called noble family,

It’s not worth mentioning in the eyes of the gods. If we want our Su family to continue our inheritance, we must have gods as our backers.”

"Last time I said I wanted to be a god, my father scolded me, but now he takes the initiative to let me try. Things have changed, and I should really thank this wizened old man."

Su Yuexi was very excited, and the incident with the wizened old man a few days ago did not leave any shadow in her heart.

If the second young lady becomes a god, what will I do? As my personal bodyguard, who should I protect in the future?

Different from Su Yuexi's excitement, Zhou Cheng immediately began to make his own calculations.

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