Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"I am a poor fellow, Shen Gongbao, I have met all my senior brothers and sisters."

From the moment you walk into Tianzhi Tianbao Pavilion.

Shen Gongbao felt a little uncomfortable all over his body.

Fear, fear, uneasiness...all kinds of negative emotions that should not appear in a Taiyi Golden Immortal all emerged in his heart.

This made the Golden Spirit Virgin Mother and others who let him in look confused.

It seems... I and others didn't do anything, right?

And he’s not born with such a terrifying appearance that he can scare a Taiyi Golden Immortal just by his appearance, right?

So what's wrong with this guy?

Could it be that an alien evil spirit invaded the body and is now sick? - But there is no aura of an alien evil spirit!

"Junior Brother Shen Gongbao, are we the terrifying monsters that eat Taoists, so that we can make you so frightened?"

Bixiao, who had a bad temper, looked at Shen Gongbao with an unkind expression.

Qiong Xiao picked up the fairy sword, and Zhao Gongming held on to the golden whip.

Holy Mother Jin Ling and Yun Xiao also locked eyes.

"Of course not."

For a moment, Shen Gongbao broke into a cold sweat.

He said with a strong desire to survive, "Senior brothers and sisters have misunderstood. I just have a low cultivation level and am not used to your pressure."

Sanxiao: "..."

Zhao Gongming: "..."

Our Lady of the Golden Spirit: "..."

This is too unconvincing.

Disciples of a dignified saint, even if they are not true disciples, they must have heard the saint's sermons. And although the level of your disciples of the Chan Cult is a little worse than that of our Jie Cult, there are still great Luo and quasi-sages.

You said that you were frightened by our coercion in front of us... This is really a strange story for the ages.

However, a few people did not dwell too much on this issue.

At least he gave me an explanation and his attitude was good. Besides, he must have something important to discuss when he came to visit. For the sake of friendly exchanges in the future, it is better for everyone to be a little confused about some things.

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit was the first to restrain her breath.

He smiled and said: "It turns out that the three religions are one family. It seems that my junior brother was also present at the last competition between the three religions. We are still old acquaintances, so there is no need to be restrained."

Yun Xiao also said: "This is exactly the reason. Junior brother, I just treat you as if I were explaining the teachings and getting along with the immortals."

Shen Gongbao: Ah, this...

I was nervous just because I was present at the last three religions competition!

If I hadn't been there and seen you all fighting fiercely, I wouldn't have been nervous!

And you want me to treat myself as if I am teaching and get along with those people who are teaching? Do you know what kind of life I am living in teaching as a heterogeneous person and a poor Taoist?!!

Although I have the title of disciple of a saint, before Senior Brother Ziya, no one had ever regarded me as a human being!

Pindao, my status in Kunlun Mountain is not even as good as that of a boy!

…

Shen Gongbao was furious inside.

But his face still showed nothing.

Before he fainted, he could clearly distinguish who was treating him badly, and he also knew who was in front of him.

"Thank you two senior sisters for your kindness."

Shen Gongbao slapped his head.

Immediately he went straight to the topic and said: "Senior brother and sister, I have a difficult problem on this trip because it involves your religion and I don't know how to deal with it... I heard that senior sister Jin Ling and senior brother Zhao once taught on behalf of my uncle, so I came here to ask for an idea.

."

As soon as these words came out.

The expressions of several people suddenly became serious.

Even Yunxiao kept a straight face.

Bixiao even offered up the Golden Dragon Scissors, and stared at Shen Gongbao with an angry face: "Junior Brother Shen, although you are a disciple of my uncle and are now a god on behalf of the gods, but if you don't know the depth and try to become my enemy... I

I recognize you, but Golden Dragon Scissors doesn’t recognize you!”

He looked like he was ready to take someone's life at any time.

Shen Gongbao was sweating like rain again.

He had no doubt that if the golden dragon scissors were to fall, he, a person who was conferred the title of God, would have to go on the list of conferred gods.

"Sister, please be patient."

But at this moment, Yunxiao waved his hand to signal Bixiao not to get excited, and then turned to Shen Gongbao and asked, "Junior Brother's words are interesting, but I don't know what is going on that makes Junior Brother so embarrassed?"

Shen Gongbao said truthfully: "My avatar plays the role of Senior Brother Ziya in Xiqi and is an enemy of Chaoge, but I don't want to be embarrassed by the four Taoist friends from Kowloon Island..."

He also said: "Brothers and sisters, you also know that this conferring of gods is an unstoppable trend. It is small for these four Taoist friends to be in trouble, but..."

"There are many loyal people in your sect. If these four people involve other fellow Taoists, you don't know what to do?"

This was said very tactfully.

But what I want to express has been expressed clearly.

Our Lady of Golden Spirit will understand in a moment.

——This is asking what you should do if you encounter someone from the Jie Sect who blocks your way during the Conferring God Tribulation!

This question...

Several people looked at each other.

Zhao Gongming, Bixiao, and Qiongxiao all seemed to want to say something.

But he was suppressed by the combined eyes of the Golden Spirit Mother and Yun Xiao.

Then, after an eye-to-eye exchange between the Holy Mother of Jin Ling and Fairy Yunxiao, the Holy Mother of Jin Ling said: "Junior Brother Shen, you don't need to worry about this matter. We will restrain the disciples of Jie Jiao."

"My master has already given an order, saying, 'If you commit yourself to the Western Land, there will be celebrities on the list of gods.' Therefore, if there are disciples of the Jie Cult who block the plan of becoming a god, I will just do whatever is convenient for me."

"If I, the powerful Jie Jiao, take action, junior brother can go to my Tianbao Pavilion or Master's Biyou Palace, and someone will take action to capture him."

This was also said very openly.

The implication:

This matter is indeed a problem and it is not easy to deal with, but don't worry too much, because I will restrain the disciples.

So if you are presiding over the canonization of gods and encounter a Jie Jiao disciple who blocks the canonization of gods, no need to be polite, what should you do?

However, if you encounter our powerful interceptor, I still hope you can come over and tell us. We will carry the person away ourselves without having to do anything for you.

We can all be more harmonious.

You step back a little, and I will step back a little, and let this God-Measurement Calamity pass properly.

"In that case, thank you very much, Senior Sister."

Shen Gongbao's eyes lit up.

There are these words from Our Lady of the Golden Spirit.

He just knew what to do.

At least, if the worst case scenario really happens, someone will endorse Jie Jiao's group when they cause trouble.

…

Let’s talk about Shen Gongbao coming out of Tianbao Pavilion.

Just put it on your face and you will look like an old Jiang Shang again.

Immediately, he went up to Sibuxiang and patted the top corner.

A red light went up and the bell rang loudly, heading towards Xiqi.

While walking, the four different phases were floating on a mountain. The mountain was close to the island.

I only saw:

Thousands of peaks line up with halberds, and thousands of people spread their wings.

The sun shines brightly outside Languanglun Ridge, and the rain has collected, and the sky is cold and smoky.

Vines entwine the old trees, and birds occupy dangerous rocks.

Strange flowers and grasses, bamboos and pine trees.

The cries of distant birds are near, and the sound of roaring waves is heard.

There are many valleys surrounded by orchids, and moss grows on the cliffs everywhere.

If the mountains are high and the dragon veins are good, there must be an expert who can hide his name.

…

Not for a while.

Shen Gongbao looked at the mountain.

I saw a strange cloud rolling up at the foot of the mountain.

Wherever the clouds pass, there is wind.

Seeing something where the wind blows, it seems strange and strange.

But see:

The head is like a camel, ferocious and ferocious; the neck is like a goose, upright and majestic.

The beard is like a shrimp, either up or down; the ears are like a cow, and the eyes are protruding.

The body is like a fish, shining brightly; the hands are like an oriole, with electric steel hooks.

With legs like a tiger, it crawls through mountains and jumps into streams; a dragon divides its species and descends in strange shapes.

It is to absorb the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and receive the essence of the sun and moon.

There are so many mysteries in moving stones with your hands, and there are no words in the world that you can speak.

If ordinary people looked at this monster, they would be scared out of their wits, but Shen Gongbao was not afraid, but felt a little familiar.

At the same time, the monster shouted: "If you eat a piece of Jiang Shang's meat, your life will be extended for a thousand years!"

Shen Gongbao felt more and more familiar.

I just couldn't think of it for a moment, and I thought that this monster wanted to eat Senior Brother Ziya, so I had some other thoughts, and said with a smile: "It turns out that it wants to eat me. I have no enmity with you, so why should I eat it?"

I?"

The monster didn't answer, but kept shouting: "You can't escape today's misfortune!"

Shen Gongbao's smile became deeper and deeper: "I should eat that evil obstacle in your mouth, it is inevitable. If you just pull up my sword, I will eat it with you. If you can't pull it out, you will regret your life."

As he said that, he pulled out a strand of hair and turned it into a fairy sword.

He looked at the ground with his sword and struck it. The flag was more than two feet long.

The monster stretched out his hand to pull it out, but could not pull it out.

Even if I try to pull it out with both hands, I can't pull it out.

I can't pull it up even with my yin and yang hands.

Then he put his hands under the soil and stretched his head and neck until it was too long, but he couldn't pull it out.

Shen Gongbao looked into the air and pointed his finger.

The five thunders rectify the law, thunder and fire.

"Boom!"

There was a sound, and the frightened thing wanted to let go, but unexpectedly its hand grew on the blade of the sword.

Shen Gongbao sneered: "What a sin! You actually want to take my sword!"

The monster hurriedly shouted: "Exalted Immortal, spare my life! I don't understand the mysteries of Immortal, so Shen Gongbao has harmed me!"

What?

Did Shen Gongbao harm you?

When Shen Gongbao heard this, everyone was immediately stunned.

Pindao, although I think you are somewhat familiar, but I have almost never seen you before!

Why are you so venomous?!!

Then he asked: "If you want to eat me, what does Shen Gongbao have to do with it?"

The monster replied: "Exalted Immortal, I am a dragon with a beard and a tiger. Since I was born when I was young, I have absorbed the spiritual energy of heaven and earth and received the essence of yin and yang, and I have become an immortal body."

"Shen Gongbao passed by here the day before yesterday and said: 'Today and now Jiang Ziya is out of date. If I eat a piece of his meat, my life will be extended for thousands of years.' Therefore, I was ignorant for a moment, boldly deceived my heart, and offended the immortal."

"I don't know that Gao Delong, the immortal path, has been compassionate and moral since ancient times. I have pitifully remembered that I have worked hard for thousands of years to build the twelve-story building. If I can forgive my life, I will be grateful for ten thousand years!"

Shen Gongbao:Σ(|||▽|||)!!

When I said that, I remembered it.

It seems... there is such a thing.

It was just an unintentional remark made in a bad mood at that time, but I didn't expect it to be magnified like this.

Thinking of this, Shen Gongbao felt that he should make some compensation to the dragon-bearded tiger, so he said: "According to what you said, if you worship me as your teacher, I will spare you."

Longxuhu did not hesitate: "I would like to become my master."

Shen Gongbao stretched out his hand and passed on the magical method of dragon beard, tiger and jade, and then asked: "Did you learn any Taoist skills in this mountain?"

Longxuhu: "A disciple who is good at making things has stones in his hands."

He added: "If you let go of your hand, there will be millstones and big stones, and locusts will rain down, covering the mountain with dust and making the sky full of dust. Just follow it."

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