Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

Are these people actually planning to use flowers and foxes to hurt people?

How vicious!

…

Yang Jian listened to the four generals' calculations.

I secretly despised him in my heart.

Let’s not talk about whether this operation is feasible or how terrible the cause and effect is. Let’s just talk about this behavior...

It’s really very Western!

You are worthy of being a disciple of the West!

Like their founder...shameless!!

"Evil! You don't even know who I am!"

Yang Jian squeezed the heart of the flower fox and marten suddenly, and the thing screamed and fell down.

Immediately, Yang Jian appeared and stretched the fox and marten into two parts.

It's time for the third watch.

Yang Jian came to the door of the Prime Minister's Mansion and called for reports to the Prime Minister.

The guard sergeant beats the drum.

At the third watch of the night, Shen Gongbao was still discussing with Nezha the affairs of the four generals of the Demon family. Suddenly he heard the sound of drums and heard the news: "Yang Jian is back."

Shen Gongbao:......

I knew Yang Jian was not dead...

This guy is really immoral, even hiding it from our own people...

Nezha also had a droopy face, looking unhappy.

(ps Nezha: I trust the second brother so much and treat him wholeheartedly, but the second brother... he even guarded me, alas╯﹏╰...)

…

"Junior brother, go and meet me."

Shen Gongbao deliberately ordered Nezha to explore the truth.

Nezha had a cold face.

When he arrived at the gate, he saw Yang Jian and said, "Brother Yang Dao, you are already dead, why are you here again?"

Yang Jian:......

Does this little guy still have a temper?

Suddenly, I felt the urge to push the little guy down on the ground and rub it hard (▼ plate▼#)!

However, Yang Jian hid his emotions very well at the moment. Wen Yan said to Nezha: "You and I are both members of the Taoist sect, but our mysteries are different. Open the door quickly! I have something important to report to my uncle."

As soon as Nezha heard this.

Immediately all the anger subsided.

Um……

Second brother has already explained it to me~

Kaisen~~~

So Nezha ordered the door to be opened, and Yang Jian came to the front of the hall with him.

When Yang Jian saw Shen Gongbao, he immediately told the news that Mo Lishou was going to let the fox and mink enter the city. He also said, "Those who want to hurt King Wu, uncle and disciples were listening in the evil belly, and they just put them in."

The fox and marten were killed, so I came here to report to my uncle."

Shen Gongbao:??

It makes sense for you to be a Taiyi Golden Immortal.

He was willing to be eaten by a fox and marten, and even made us worry, just to eavesdrop on this?

This is outrageous!

Why is there no need for you like this? It's just a fox and marten. If you dare to come, you will definitely never come back. Maybe you can even give the soldiers an extra meal.

"I have such Taoist guests, so why should I be afraid?"

Shen Gongbao forced a smile and spoke righteously.

Yang Jian: "Disciple is still going."

This time, even Nezha couldn't stand it any longer: "What else is the second brother going to do?"

Yang Jian looked at the two of them in confusion: "I have cultivated Xuan Gong, which has its own mysteries and changes with the wind. It is incredible. Now that I am out of the house to help the Zhou Dynasty, wouldn't I be walking at night in brocade clothes if I don't show it off?"

Nezha: "..."

Shen Gongbao: "..."

Both of them were speechless.

Yang Jian thought to himself and said: "If you have cultivated eight or nine mysteries, you can live freely in the world. There are poems to prove it:

The secret teachings of immortality are revealed to me, and I and the Tao are both different.

Either mountains, water, cliffs, gold, treasures, copper or iron.

Or a Luan or a Phoenix or a bird, or a dragon or a tiger or a lion.

If there is a shadow in the wind, it will be invisible. I am going to get the flat peach to add longevity."

As soon as these words came out.

The two people's patience has almost reached its limit.

——What the hell! Don’t we know how powerful the Eight-Nine Mysterious Skills are?

——Pretend! Just keep pretending!

Shen Gongbao: "You have this miraculous skill, you can show it off."

Yang Jian swung around and turned into a fox and a mink jumping all over the ground.

Nezha's eyes sparkled and he picked it up.

Observe carefully.

From the inside out, they are almost identical.

The furry touch made Nezha unable to put it down.

(PS Nezha: Second brother, furry second brother! It feels so comfortable to touch (∩▽∩))

suddenly.

Nezha felt a little moist on his face.

When he lowered his eyes, he saw that the fox marten was licking his cheek with its small pink tongue.

Whoosh!

In an instant, Nezha's face turned red.

It would be fine if it were really a fox-sable.

But this is just the change of Brother Yang.

Second brother...I...

——Nezha: Speaking of which, the tongue of the fox marten is so soft (＞д＜)...

Nezha fell into some strange state.

But Hua Hu Diao, the initiator of the figurine, took the opportunity to jump out of Nezha's arms, transformed into Yang Jian, bowed to Shen Gongbao and said: "Disciple, go!"

Soon he turned into a fox and a marten and left.

Shen Gongbao came back to his senses from Yang Jian's coquettish operation and shouted quickly: "Yang Jian, wait a minute! You have great skills. You can get the treasures of the four generals of the Demon family and make him unable to succeed."

But I thought of it.

Although the four generals of the Demon Family are all immortal golden immortals.

But if there is no treasure, then it is impossible to fight against Nezha and others.

Although Yang Jian has mastered mystical skills and can suppress them forcefully, if he can take shortcuts, then why should he be tough?

Wouldn't it be embarrassing if the boat capsized just now?

…

Yang Jian heard about Shen Gongbao's words.

Not too impressed.

But since this was his uncle's request, he nodded in agreement.

He immediately flew out of Xiqi City and landed in the tent of the four generals of the Demon Family.

Mo Li Shou heard that the baby was back and quickly caught it with his hands.

At about four o'clock, the brothers went into the tent and fell asleep.

Yang Jian heard that the four people were drunk and fell asleep, breathing like thunder. He jumped out of the leopard skin bag and saw four treasures hanging on the tent. He picked them with his hands. He didn't want to accidentally knock one of them down, so he could only get an umbrella.

The three treasures nearby fell to the ground with a sound.

In order to avoid waking up the four people, Yang Jianfu came to Xiqi City to see Shen Gongbao and presented the Hunyuan Pearl Umbrella.

Jin Zha, Mu Zha and Nezha all came to see the umbrella.

He also lamented that Yang Jian had changed so much that he was able to take advantage of the enemy's treasure.

Yang Jian looked indifferent and obviously didn't care.

(PS Yang Jian: Huh! Such behavior is not what a gentleman does! I am a gentleman who is afraid of Taoism. If not for the order of my uncle, according to my opinion, I will surprise the four generals of the Demon Family tonight to let them know what they know.

Call me the one who has not seen the strength!!)

"Nephew, please go back, tomorrow will be like this..."

Yang Jian originally did not want to go to the merchant camp again, but unexpectedly Shen Gongbao ordered him to enter the camp again, still in the leopard skin bag.

…

Next morning.

The drums in the Chinese military tent sounded.

The four generals and brothers of the Demon Family each take the treasure.

Dumo Lihong did not see the Hunyuan Umbrella, and was shocked: "Why is this umbrella missing?" He asked the patrol commander urgently.

The generals said: "Even the red dust in the inner camp cannot fly in, so how can any spies get in?"

Mo Lihong shouted: "I have accomplished great achievements only with this treasure. Now if it is lost, what can I do?"

The other three were a little unhappy when they saw that their brother had lost the treasure and could not find who had taken it.

…

at the same time.

Qingxu Daode Zhenjun of Ziyang Cave in Qingfeng Mountain suddenly had a sudden impulse and called Jinxia Tongzi: "Please come here, senior brother."

Tong'er accepts the order and asks the senior brother to come soon.

Huang Tianhua came to Biyou's bed and bowed down: "Master, what do you want me to do?"

Qingxu Daodezhen said: "How about you go down the mountain? You and your son should make meritorious service and become the Lord of Zhou. Come with me."

Huang Tianhua followed his teacher to Taoyuan.

The two hammers passed down from the True Lord, Heavenly Transformation saw them and understood them immediately. They were mastered and ready, and everything was clear.

Qingxu Daodezhen said again: "I will ride my jade unicorn with you, and take the fire dragon emblem with you."

Thinking of the abnormal behavior of his apprentice since he returned from fighting, he warned again: "Apprentice, when you go down the mountain, you must not forget your roots and you must respect your morality."

Huang Tianhua nodded obediently: "How dare, disciple?"

Zhenjun was very satisfied when he saw it.

I thought to myself that my disciple was still well-behaved and obedient. Even though Yang Jian and Nezha had instilled some strange thoughts, he was not a bad example.

(ps Qingxu Daodezhenjun: I am a poor Taoist... I feel so miserable! I think I, Qingxu, have become a disciple of my teacher, practiced morally diligently, and practiced hard day and night, so that I am what I am today!

I am very clever even when I accept a disciple, which is very worry-free for me. All the senior brothers next to me are envious of me, but... But those two disciples from Qianyuan Mountain and Yuquan Mountain who are always called "good disciples" actually want to cause trouble.

The heavenly transformation of the poor!

Pindao came to argue with the two of them, not wanting to be convinced by his force!

Fortunately, fortunately, Pindao always teaches well. Although my disciple Tianhua has been mumbling strange words and behaving a little strangely since he came back from the mountain last time, he was corrected by Pindao at least...

Alas, I only hope that when my disciple comes down from the mountain this time, he can kiss the virtuous minister, Yuan Xiaoren!!)

What Qingxu Daodezhenjun never imagined was...

After his good disciple Huang Tianhua resigned from him, he seemed to be a new person as soon as he came out of the cave.

His whole person's temperament completely changed.

The muscles all over the body bulge, stretching out the gi, and the muscles on the shoulders bulge.

Then he stepped on the jade unicorn and slapped its horns.

The jade unicorn made the sound of wind and clouds on its four legs and headed west.

(PS Huang Tianhua: Oh, Master, you are getting old! I realized from "The Whispering Words" that virtue and talent are shoulder to shoulder, and now that my shoulders are square, I feel that I am several times stronger than before!

Brother Nezha, I will never deceive you. There is a profound truth in fear. All fear comes from insufficient force!

Going down the mountain this time is a good opportunity for me to train myself through fighting and cultivate virtue! (＾＿＾)☆!!)

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It is also said that the jade unicorn is the mount of the Pure and Moral Lord.

On weekdays, when the True Monarch of Morality is leisurely playing in the Three Mountains and wandering around the Five Mountains, he will be there in an instant as soon as he steps on the jade unicorn.

Now head west.

It comes immediately.

Huang Tianhua dropped the unicorn and came to the Prime Minister's Mansion.

Let the gate official announce: "There is a boy asking to see you."

Shen Gongbao knew that Fu Zhou, one of his senior disciples, must be here, and said without hesitation: "Please come."

Huang Tianhua went to pay homage to His Highness and said: "Uncle Master, my disciple Huang Tianhua has come down the mountain as ordered by his master and is waiting for you."

Shen Gongbao saw his figure.

Suddenly the corners of his mouth twitched.

He had met this nephew before.

He was obviously a beautiful young boy in the past.

Although not as good as Nezha, he is on the same level as Lei Zhenzi in terms of good looks.

Why are all of these grown crookedly?

Uh... to be precise, except for Nezha, everything is getting longer and worse.

Although the face is still the same cute, delicate or handsome face, but... why is this body so exaggerated?!

If you didn’t know better, you would have thought that all of them were bosses of the Wu clan!

Shen Gongbao was complaining in his heart, but he still smiled warmly on his face and asked in a formal way: "Which senior brother is my nephew?"

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