Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Master Wen!"

"The shame of a whip that day will be returned today!"

Shen Gongbao shouted loudly.

The whip will fall instantly.

I heard that the Grand Master could not escape the punishment of this whip.

He beat him until the Samadhi fire spurted out three to four feet away.

Get Mo Qilin out of the circle, fight and leave.

Nezha and others stopped him symbolically out of selfish motives.

On the contrary, Huang Feihu and others pursued him.

In the merchant camp, Deng Zhong and Zhang Jie saw that the Chinese army had fallen.

He had no choice but to save Grand Master Wen and rush away.

Nangong Shi and others chased Xin Huan and Tao Rong.

Ji Li and Yu Qing saw that the momentum was not good and could not protect them, so they had to lose.

Xin Huan flew in the air with his fleshy wings, protected Grand Master Wen, and retreated to Qishan Mountain.

…

This battle.

Xiqi won a great victory.

Shen Gongbao finally let out a fierce breath.

My headache is getting worse.

But another thing that made him unhappy was that in this battle, his nephews were still fishing for fish.

Yang Jian won't say it anymore, he is simply a water king.

As for everyone else…

Except for the fire-pointed spear, Nezha has not taken out any other treasures.

Jin Zha and Huang Tianhua carried the Dragon-Drawing Stake and the Heart-Saving Nail respectively in their arms, but they were holding swords and swinging hammers, just to make the treasures fall into dust.

As for Mu Zha, that guy is even more outrageous!

In their hands, they all held their master's cave-suppressing treasure, the innate spiritual treasure Wu Gou Double Sword.

But it just doesn't activate the power.

Just use the innate spiritual treasure as an ordinary weapon!

Just to make trouble! Just to play!!

(ps everyone: There is no way, if we don’t paddle, wouldn’t it be over all at once? And it’s a taboo to travel to the world with immortals, but we are all good kids who abide by the rules (^_^))

…

at the same time.

That is Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain.

Yun Zhongzi was on the Biyu bed when he suddenly remembered that he had heard that the Grand Master was conquering Xiqi. It was when Lei Zhenzi was coming down the mountain. He hesitated slightly and immediately ordered Jinxia Tong'er: "Please come, senior brother."

As for why he hesitated...

This is related to the last time his apprentice went out on a mission.

——It would have been better not to mention that matter, but once he did, he simply regretted it!

In order to persuade Lei Zhenzi to go down the mountain to save his father, he passed down the golden stick and gave him immortal apricots to help him practice wind and thunder.

Although due to taking the immortal apricot, her appearance changed drastically and she was not as cute as before, but in terms of temperament, she was still well-behaved and obedient, which was very pleasant.

But since I came down the mountain...

I met Yang and Li who tainted my culture of teaching...

Pindao’s cute little apprentice has changed!

He turned into a vulgar person whose mind is full of muscles!

Moreover, Pindao was still promoting a fearful doctrine on Zhongnan Mountain that was said to have originated from Junior Brother Ziya, causing the mountain to become smoky... Pindao had no choice but to imprison him in the cave.

He copied "Huang Ting" thousands of times in the hope that he would wake up and return to the path of righteousness.

Now he has seen some results, but I don’t know if he has sincerely repented.

(PS Jiang Shang: I am *your uncle! Why didn’t your apprentice learn to do what I did? I gave "The Whispering Language" to Nezha, which is good, but your apprentice... was it I who let him watch "The Whispering Language"

?I asked him to learn Taoism? I won’t take the blame for this, don’t talk nonsense!!)

…

at the same moment.

In the Yuzhu Cave of Zhongnan Mountain.

Lei Zhenzi's residence.

Lei Zhenzi, who has mastered the method of controlling the physical appearance passed down by Yun Zhongzi that day, has returned to his former appearance as a beautiful young man with bright eyes and white teeth.

I am admiring my own beauty with the technique of Water Moon Mirror Flower.

"This pair of skins is so beautiful, I almost fell in love unconsciously..."

Lei Zhenzi murmured to himself.

He looked at every inch of his body.

I feel really happy.

Changed back! Finally changed back!

God knows how much psychological pressure I bear every day with the dignity I had before!

Now God really opens his eyes!

"Oh, what a pity..."

Lei Zhenzi suddenly sighed again.

My beauty suddenly became perfect, but the only flaw was... it was too perfect!

No matter how much I exercise, I can't build muscles. This... isn't it wonderful?

(PS Lei Zhenzi: Alas, although I am a powerful person, I don’t have any material under my clothes! I don’t look as powerful as Senior Brother Yang Jian and the others... It seems that being too good-looking is sometimes a sin t_t)

"Brother!"

At this moment.

Jinxia boy, who was ordered by Yun Zhongzi to invite Lei Zhenzi, came. When he saw Lei Zhenzi changed back to this appearance, his face suddenly turned slightly pink, and his behavior became a little at a loss.

"It turns out that Jin Xia is here, but what are the master's orders?"

Lei Zhenzi smiled at him.

A clear voice fell into my ears.

Jinxia boy suddenly felt like a spring breeze.

"As expected of Senior Brother Lei Zhenzi, how ferocious he was when he had wings, and how heartwarming he is now that he has transformed back..."

Jinxia boy secretly thought.

His heart was like a deer racing around, and he became even more flustered when he spoke, "No, it's not that I didn't explain it in detail. I just asked Jin Xia to invite senior brother to see me."

"oh?"

Lei Zhenzi raised his eyebrows slightly.

What does this mean.

Could it be that Master is here to check his copy of "Huang Ting"? It shouldn't be so boring, right?

Or maybe... it was the beautiful skin that he had restored to his former self that attracted his old man's attention?

Hmm...this is possible!

I am so beautiful that anyone who sees me will like it. Master is the Lord of Zhongnan Mountain. He notices my restored beauty immediately and wants to see me for the purpose of pleasing myself.

"good!"

Lei Zhenzi nodded slightly.

Immediately, he followed Jinxia boy to Biyou's bed.

Along the way, Jinxia boy was secretly sizing up his senior brother who had lost his good looks.

Lei Zhenzi is not blind.

Jinxia Tongzi's look was far from blatant, so he really couldn't ignore it.

It's just that he doesn't care.

Because someone is willing to appreciate his beauty, it is too late for him to be happy.

…

Not long after.

Lei Zhenzi came to Biyou's bed.

Seeing Yun Zhongzi, he fell down and bowed down.

Without waiting for Master Yun Zhongzi to speak, he immediately got on the Biyou bed and threw himself on Yun Zhongzi, staring directly at Yun Zhongzi with his big, watery eyes.

"Master, you know that my disciple has changed back, right? I knew you would find out immediately!"

Yun Zhongzi:......

I always feel like my apprentice has misunderstood something. How to solve it?

"Apprentice, you can go to Xiqi to see your brother Wu Wang Jifa, and then you can meet your uncle Shen Gongbao in Xiqi to act as the clone of your uncle Jiang to help him defeat Zhou. Go quickly."

Yun Zhongzi thought for a while and decided not to expose this wonderful misunderstanding and let the misunderstanding continue to the end.

Therefore, he pushed his apprentice away without leaving a trace, and at the same time warned: "As you go, if you meet someone with flesh wings on the way, you can perform some meritorious service, so that you can live up to the poor man and teach you the two-wing mysterious skill to help the Zhou Dynasty." "

Lei Zhenzi listened.

Blinked.

He nodded in understanding.

Yun Zhongzi:......

I don’t know whether I understood it or not.

How about I tell you again?

But if I say it again, won't it seem too verbose?

…

"As commanded!!"

Just when Yun Zhongzi hesitated.

Lei Zhenzi climbed off Biyou's bed neatly.

Go out of the cave, spread out the wind and thunder wings, put your feet in the sky, put your head down, spread your wings, and fly thousands of miles in an instant.

Yun Zhongzi:(#?Д?)?!!

Disciple, what's this rhythm?

You don’t play like this!

(PS Lei Zhenzi: Hee hee hee, I’ve been impatient at Zhongnan Mountain for a long time. Now that there is a chance to go out, I must seize it! Otherwise, what if you change your mind?

Besides, senior fellow apprentices Nezha and Yang Jian must have arrived in Xiqi by now. I have recently been studying Taoism, and I happen to have a lot of questions that I want to discuss and ask for advice from my fellow seniors!!)

Let us say that Lei Zhenzi left Zhongnan Mountain.

Clamp the two wings together and make the sound of wind and thunder.

They arrived in an instant, but when passing by Xiqi Mountain, they saw the defeated troops of Taishi coming from a distance.

Lei Zhenzi didn't know that the leader of the army was Grand Master Wen, but he recognized the sergeant's uniform and flag, and thought to himself: "The master feared that he said in "Luan Yu" that if you want to visit others, it is best to kill them on the way there.

It is only in line with etiquette to bring a few enemies of the other party over as a meeting gift."

"I was in such a hurry that I almost forgot about it. Fortunately, I encountered a defeated soldier now, so I just happened to kill him carefully and present the heads of several generals as a gift to Master Shen Gongbao."

"It's just that my current appearance, my soul should be as pure and flawless as my appearance, but I can't let it be contaminated by dust."

Think about it this way.

Lei Zhenzi changes appearance.

The ferocious Dharma appeared and flew towards the direction of the army.

…

Zhou soldiers.

Hearing that the Grand Master was setting off his sharp edge, he hurriedly walked away. He suddenly raised his head and saw a person flying in the air. His face was like indigo, his hair was like cinnabar, and his fangs were protruding from the top and bottom. He looked like a vicious figure.

He was suddenly shocked and wanted to take someone, but he was seriously injured on the battlefield today. Now he is still unable to control himself. He shouted: "Xin Huan! Look, there is a person flying in front of you. He is very vicious. Please be careful!"

The words were not spoken yet.

Lei Zhenzi shouted: "I'm coming!"

Hit him with a stick.

Xin Huan hurriedly handed the hammer drill back to his face.

For a moment, I saw only:

The four wings are tumbling in the air, and the hammers and sticks are clanging loudly!

On the one hand, Lei Zhenzi is an immortal who teaches his stick skills, but on the other hand, Xin Huan is a born hero - aggressive in the air!

The soldiers below could only see:

With four wings in the air, the wind and thunder rush loudly!

This one's murderous aura is three thousand feet high, and that one's spiritual light penetrates nine levels!

This stick sparks flames, and the hammer drill becomes a hero!

The clouds rise from the ground, and the flames in the sky are fierce!

The brilliance of the golden stick is divided into upper and lower levels, and mastery of the hammer drill is the most effective!

…

But after all, Lei Zhenzi is a man of the right principles. Seeing that he could not defeat Xin Huan with his martial arts, he immediately flapped his wings of wind and thunder.

Suddenly, the wind came, and so did the thunder. Xin Huan, who was directly attacked, could not resist, so he turned away and watched Qishan escape.

Lei Zhenzi originally wanted to chase him.

But suddenly I saw an old man below holding a golden whip high, as if he was going to hit me, and it gave me a sense of danger, so I thought to myself:

"Well, there are some capable people among these deserters, so we should not chase them. When I go to Xiqi and meet my uncle, the emperor, I hope he will come back and eventually meet me."

It flapped its wings.

Heading towards Xiqi.

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