Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Second brother, second brother!!"

"Huh? This sound is...Brother Nezha is here?!"

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Just when Yang Jian was sitting in the courtyard with a heavy face, thinking about life, he heard a crisp voice, and then a familiar figure appeared at the door of his house.

It's Nezha.

Seeing Nezha coming, Yang Jian stood up immediately.

"Brother Nezha, why are you here?"

With that said, he quickly walked forward, hugged Nezha, and asked eagerly.

Nezha said with a bright face: "Second brother, can't I come and see you if I have nothing to do?" After saying that, he looked around and said: "By the way, second brother, where is my sister-in-law? Why don't you see your sister-in-law today?"

Speaking of this.

Yang Jian couldn't help but feel a little hot on his face.

"Your sister-in-law...you don't know her yet?"

"It doesn't matter if you don't say it, it doesn't matter if you don't say it..."

It was better not to mention this matter, but he felt embarrassed when he mentioned it.

Do you want to tell Brother Nezha?

Your sister-in-law suspected that I had an inappropriate relationship with you, so she lost her temper and ran away from home?

I'm afraid that in the next 10,000 years, Brother Nezha will never come to Guanjiangkou!

So... let's just fool around with it.

Anyway, Brother Nezha is not enlightened in this aspect at all.

Very easy to deceive...

So Yang Jian let go of Nezha, held his hand and walked inside. As he walked, he said, "Come, brother Nezha, let's talk inside. We haven't seen each other for so long. I miss you so much."

"So tired!"

As expected by Yang, Nezha's attention was directly diverted.

…

At Yang Jian's greeting.

Nezha came to his mansion.

After sitting down, the two talked about old times.

Then Yang Jian asked Nezha: "Brother Nezha, I wonder what you want from me today?"

To say that Nezha's sudden visit is nothing...

Yang Jian didn't believe it.

After all, the family has a fierce wife, and now even his own sister keeps a distance from Guanjiangkou.

Nezha took out the pamphlet from his arms and said with a smile: "Of course I have something good to share with my second brother."

"This is "The Whispering Language" that I got from Master Jiang. It contains very profound principles..."

Uncle Jiang?

Uncle Jiang Ziya?

Yang Jian had some impression of this uncle.

——Well, it seems to be very high-profile recently.

But this "Whispering Words"...

Out of curiosity.

Yang Jian took the booklet and opened it casually.

"The Master said: Use bricks for fighting! It is not suitable to mess around, look at the face, use force, and don't hit it. Then, the right hand is used to finish the left hand, and the bricks are broken with shoes. Since this is the case, how can one person be alone? One thing.

Then it will be clear”

[Note: Zhaozi once said: "When fighting, use bricks to hit them in the face. Don't hit them randomly. If you can't hit them, hit them again. If you hit them, hit them to death. If you hit them, pull them down. Those who can't be hit are heroes.

"But don't forget the main idea of ​​Xizhi just because he talked about fighting - benevolence is the skill to split a person in two, and righteousness is the power to drive the head into the chest]

All of a sudden.

Yang Jian's eyes lit up.

This is a very good saying and quite reasonable.

It is more essence than convincing others with your own reasoning.

But I don’t know who this powerful person is? Why haven’t I heard of his name in the ancient world?

Logically speaking, a great sage who can write such a book should be a great master with unfathomable spiritual conduct. How can he be unknown?

Think about it this way.

Yang Jian then opened his mouth and asked: "Brother Nezha, I'm afraid that Mr. Zi can make such wonderful words. He must be a nobody. Who is so powerful?"

"Hahaha, this means that you are ignorant, second brother, right?" Nezha laughed loudly at Yang Jian, then leaned close to the ear of second brother Yang and whispered: "Uncle Jiang is Mr. Terror!"

"What?! You said Mr. Zhenzi is Uncle Jiang? But..."

"Second brother, this is the fact. Have you ever seen this work before?"

"Ah, this...is this what Uncle Jiang said personally?"

"certainly!"

Nezha insisted.

Seeing the long-lost look of shock on the second brother's face, I felt very proud.

What? You said Master Jiang didn’t say that?

But he didn’t deny it either!

Moreover, Uncle Jiang has taught me through words and deeds, so he must be Mr. Zizi!

As for why Uncle Master wants to hide this identity...

It must be that the old master doesn't like it, which is understandable.

but……

Although Uncle Master keeps a low profile, as the inheritor of Fear Dao, how can I, Li Nezha, allow Fear Dao to fall into isolation?

Moreover, my uncle must have passed down "Wanyu" to me, but only half-stepped it, out of a desire for comparison.

I should recruit more disciples on behalf of my uncle, and make it my duty to promote the Tao of Fear!

The second brother has always liked to reason and is good at persuading people with reason. It is most suitable for him to study in the Tao of Fear...

"It turns out that Uncle Jiang is so secretive!"

Yang Jian was shocked beyond measure.

It's a pity that it's only half of it. Otherwise, if "The Whispering Words" were complete, Master Jiang would have achieved great merit!

Maybe he can even establish the Dao of Terror in one fell swoop and become the master of it, as good as a saint!

But since half of it has been written, it’s only a matter of time before we continue the second half, right?

This uncle... is really terrifying!

"Second brother!"

Seeing the expression on Yang Jian's face, Nezha knew that it was time for him to appear, and said: "Second brother, we are good brothers, and we have to share good things together. Anyway, my sister-in-law is not here, so my brother and I will meditate on "The Whispering Language" together.

"Bar!"

"Isn't this...perhaps inappropriate?"

Yang Jian declined politely. Although he wanted to read it very much and had an unusual relationship with Nezha, "The Whispering Language" was passed down by Uncle Jiang, so how could he watch it without his permission?

If he had watched it privately and his uncle started to care about it, wouldn't it mean that he would implicate brother Nezha and be punished?

It would be better to wait for a while, wait until the Nezha brothers have fully comprehended it, and then lose this "Whispering Language" at the mouth of the Guanjiang River.

"What's wrong? Second brother, do you still dislike me?"

After he finished speaking, it didn’t matter whether Yang Jian agreed or not.

He pulled Yang Jian straight into the inner room.

Being familiar with the doors and roads is like entering your own home.

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Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave.

Zhenren Yuding and Zhenren Taiyi taste tea.

Suddenly my eyelids twitched, feeling like something bad was about to happen...

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on the other hand.

Chao Ge, Zhaixing Tower.

At the banquet, Daji held a golden cup in her hand and raised her cup to King Zhou frequently: "Your Majesty, please have this birthday wine."

King Zhou thought it was Daji's good intention, and he only cared about happiness, and would not refuse anyone who came. Unexpectedly, he was drunk for a while, and his whole body fell into a drowsy state.

Daji ordered the palace attendants on her left and right to help the king sleep on the dragon couch.

After everything was arranged properly, Fang went to Boyikao to teach the music.

I saw two palace men on both sides taking two qins. The first one was Daji's, and the next one was Boyi Kao Chuanqin.

Boyikao stroked the qin with both hands and said: "I have committed an offense against the imperial concubine, Qi Niangniang! This qin has five internal and external shapes, six rhythms and five tones, with hooks and ticks, a dragon eye on the left hand, a phoenix eye on the right hand, and feathers according to the palace and merchant angles."

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"There are eight more methods, including wiping, picking, hooking, ticking, skimming, supporting, enemy, and beating. There are six taboos and seven not to play."

Daji asked: "What are the six taboos?"

Boyi Kao: "When you hear the sorrow, weep and focus on things, and avoid being angry and frightened."

Daji asked again: "What is Qibudan?"

Boyi Kao: "There are strong winds and rain, great sadness and sorrow, improper clothing, drunkenness and madness, no fragrance and near obscenity, ignorance of music and vulgarity, impurity and filth. If you encounter any of these, don't play."

He also said, "This qin is a relic of ancient times. It is musical and elegant, and is very different from other music. There are eighty-one major keys, fifty-one minor keys, and thirty-six equal notes. There are poems to prove it:

'The sound is calm and clears the mind, the sound of the piano in the world is music in the sky; all the hearts of saints throughout the ages are given to the three-foot sycamore tree.'"

After finishing speaking, he played the piano.

Its sound is bright and wonderful.

But Daji stayed in Boyi to test Yuan not to learn the meaning of qin, but to study her appearance in Boyi.

In the process of learning the qin, which is called learning the qin, one has to take a test on a boy, hoping to be effective in flying, and despite all the defeats, how can one pay any attention to the qin?

It's just that she seduces you left and right, and the peach blossoms on her face show her charming and charming face, which is charming and beautiful.

All I saw was: the autumn waves conveyed tender feelings, and the soft and gentle whispers came out of the eyes.

It's just that he wants to move the city to test, so as to confuse his mind.

Unexpectedly, Boyikao was the son of a saint in the world. Because his father was imprisoned and suffered misfortunes, he wanted to perform filial piety, so he spared no effort to travel to the court to pay tribute and atone for his father's sins.

What is the point of expecting father and son to return to their old capital together?

Therefore, even though there are temptations in front of me, my heart is as stone and my mind is as strong as steel. I don't look around and only focus on teaching the piano.

Daji tried to hook it two or three times but couldn't move it, so she came up with another plan and said: "It's hard to understand this harp for a while." She ordered her surroundings, "Sir, I'm hungry. Please arrange a banquet."

The banquet was served on both sides.

Daji ordered a banquet to be set up and ordered Boyi Kao to serve at the banquet.

The meaning is self-evident. Boyikao was so frightened that he knelt down and said:

"Empress! Yi Kao is the son of a traitor. I am grateful to the empress for not killing me. I have given you the path to rebirth. I am grateful that your holy virtue is like the mountains and the sea!!"

"But the empress is the esteemed one of ten thousand chariots and the mother of the country on earth. How dare you sit in Yi Kao? I will be punished by ten thousand people!"

Yikao lay prone and did not dare to raise his head.

Seeing that he was so incomprehensible, Daji felt a little annoyed in her heart, but she couldn't bear to part with such a good character, so she had to patiently persuade him: "Yikao's words are wrong!"

"When it comes to ministers, of course you can't sit down, but when it comes to passing down the harp, you and I are masters and disciples, so why not sit down?"

As he said this, he also made secret glances at Boyikao.

Calling Boyikao almost makes him burst into tears: "This bitch treats me as a disloyal, unkind, immoral, unjust, unwise and evil person!"

He also thought in his mind: "I think that my ancestor Hou Ji served as a minister in Yao, and held the position of official and farmer. It has been passed down for dozens of generations, and he has been loyal and good from generation to generation. Today, Yi Kao is my father's merchant, and I have mistakenly fallen into a trap..."

"Who knew that Daji had corrupted the master's order with evil deeds, harmed the moral standards, and deeply humiliated the king? Her evil deeds are not small!"

"Our city, Kaoning, will be punished by ten thousand swords. How can we destroy the integrity of Jimen? Otherwise, how will we be able to see the beginning of death under Jiuquan in the future?"

It is said that when Daji saw Yi Kao, she fell down and said nothing, and when she saw Yi Kao, she was indifferent. She had no idea what to do, but she kept having evil thoughts: "I do have a heart of love, but he has no intention of looking forward to it. It doesn't matter, I will give him a chance again."

If you don't tempt him, you won't be afraid that he won't be tempted."

Immediately, he ordered the palace servants to collect the wine, and ordered Boyi Kaopingshen to say: "Since you are determined not to drink, how can you still teach the piano with all your heart?"

Although Boyikao had some thoughts in his mind, due to his situation, he had no choice but to follow the order and still play the piano...

After playing with the strings for a long time, Daji suddenly came closer and said, "I'm on top, and you are on the bottom. We are far apart, and the strings are often messed up, which is very inconvenient. How can we get familiar with it all at once?"

"I have a method that can approach both sides and is easy to follow. Why not?"

Boyikao heard this in his ears and was anxious in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it on his face. He only said: "You have been caressing yourself for a long time, and you don't have to be impatient."

Daji shook her head and said, "That's not what you're talking about. I don't know how to play tonight. If the king asks me tomorrow, what will I say to you? It's very inconvenient."

"It's better to move you to sit on top, and I'll sit in your arms. You can hold my hands and pluck the string. You will be warmed by the warm heart of the ancient road. I can master it in just a moment, so why waste more time?"

As soon as these words came out, Boyikao was so frightened that he almost lost his consciousness.

But in the next moment, Boyikao realized that the odds were set, and he didn't expect to escape from this trap.

But it is impossible for him to do such a sloppy thing. He must be an innocent ghost to live up to the role of a father in educating his children!

This is the thought.

Boyikao pushed Daji away and said sternly: "My Majesty's words, the envoy has turned out to be a pigeon!"

"If today I have an affair to protect my father and son, in the future the historian will write it down in the canon, why will I be the empress?"

"The empress is the mother of all surnames. She receives the tribute and congratulations from the princes of the world, enjoys the supremacy of the Jiaofang, and holds the power of the six palaces and the golden palace!"

"This is a matter of passing down the harp, and to desecrate one's respect is such a child's play, how unbecoming it is!"

"If this matter is heard outside, how can the world believe it even though the empress is pure and pure?"

So scolding!

Daji was so embarrassed that she pulled away, her ears flushed, and she had nothing to say, so she sent the order: "I ordered Boyi Kao to withdraw temporarily."

But she also felt deep hatred in her heart: "What a common man! Such a young man. I originally put my heart in the bright moon, but who knew the bright moon was full of ditches? Instead, I was humiliated by him..."

"If I don't teach you to break into pieces, it's hard to eliminate my hatred!"

It was dawn the next day.

King Zhou asked Daji: "Is the wife of the imperial concubine ever skilled in making the Ye Boyi test and pass the qin?"

Daji made a charming gesture and took the opportunity to say:

"I am your majesty!"

"Last night, Boyi Kao had no intention of playing the piano. Instead, he had bad thoughts and teased me with his words... There was no one to show courtesy to me, so I had no choice but to play the piano."

When King Zhou heard this, he was furious and said, "How dare this man do this?" He immediately got up, prepared for the meal, and issued an order to announce Boyi Kao.

Yi Kao heard the order at Guanyi and went to Zhaixing Tower to wait for the order.

King Zhou was also unambiguous and started to challenge: "Yesterday when I was passing on the harp, why didn't I do my best to pass it on? What's the point of procrastinating the time?"

Boyikao did not dare to talk about Daji's affairs, so he had to say: "When learning the piano, you must be firm and sincere."

Daji said next to him: "There is no dharma in the qin. If you consider it carefully and clearly, how can it be that you are not proficient in it? How can you achieve the beauty of its music if you don't know how to teach it and your lectures are unclear?"

King Zhou listened to Daji's words and intended to capture the people directly.

But after all, the person in front of me is the eldest son of Xiqi, so it cannot be like this. And what Daji reported last night is not easy to express clearly, so he said as ordered:

"Play the song again and listen to it in person, what do you think?"

Boyikao was ordered to sit on his knees on the ground and play the Yaoqin.

Zi Si Bu Ruo embodies the meaning of satire and admonishment in the qin, sighing at the word "King Zhou" and saying:

"A little loyalty reaches God, and I wish you eternal life; the wind and rain will bring you blessings today, and you will unify the mountains and rivers and the country."

King Zhou listened quietly to the music on the zither. It was all out of loyalty to the king and patriotism, and there was no slanderous word at all. What crime would be committed against Yi Kao?

Then he came up with the idea of ​​letting Boyikao go.

But at this moment, Daji saw that King Zhou had no intention of incriminating him, so she challenged him and said: "Your Majesty, the white-faced ape in Boyikao is good at singing. I wonder if you have ever heard him sing?"

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