Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"In that case, it doesn't hurt to use some meat."

"Uh...well, didn't the immortal say you don't eat meat?"

"External members don't know something, but the poor Taoist is just drinking meat and wine through his intestines. Taoist ancestors have left it in their hearts. This is the way to practice in the world."

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The two of them drank happily.

After drinking for three rounds, Song Yiren suddenly exclaimed: "How fast! It has been forty years since my virtuous brother went to Kunlun Mountain!" He then asked, "I wonder if the immortal knows what Taoist skills my virtuous brother has learned on the mountain?"

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How is Senior Brother Ziya’s Taoism?

This question is really hard to answer.

Because although Senior Brother Ziya has not yet become an immortal, the Tao he cultivates and the methods he practices are all the true teachings of saints.

So Shen Gongbao thought about it and said:

"It's just the art of the Five Elements that can move seas and mountains."

"ah?!!"

Song Yiren was shocked.

It turns out that the wise brother Ziya went to the Kunlun Mountains and learned such skills. He is a man among the gods!

And in his words, the immortal elder seemed to be a little disdainful of Ziya Xiandi's abilities. He thought he was a more powerful person, right?

So he asked again: "How does the immortal's ability compare to that of my senior brother Ziya?"

Shen Gongbao said with a smile:

"His work is his."

"My hard work is earned by me."

"If you ask me how my skills are, just listen to me. There are poems to prove it."

Then he composed a song and said:

"Refining the True Beginning Technique of the Five Elements can move mountains and seas and understand the mysteries even more."

"Subduing the dragon and subduing the tiger as I wish, riding the dragon across the crane into the nine heavens."

"Purple energy soars thousands of feet, and golden lotuses are planted in the great palace during happy times."

"Stepping into the glow of the sun and playing around, you will be free for thousands of years."

While talking, Shen Gongbao resorted to tricks again.

Thousand-layered golden lotuses appeared, and strange flowers blossomed, and the land was filled with fragrant fragrance.

This made Song Yiren exclaim: "The immortal is good at Taoism!"

Shen Gongbao said with a smile: "This is a small Taoist, why should I care about it?"

I wanted to show off my skills in front of mortals.

It's better to do things cheaply in the future.

Who would have thought that after Song Yiren heard those self-effacing words, he changed the subject and said, "Such a magical method is just a trivial matter? If the great path is hard to find, why don't the immortal seek some studies instead of becoming a monk?"

The people of Shen Gongbao were all deceived.

I show my magical means to you and see.

You are so good, but you actually want me to study and become an official in the mortal world?

Although I do have to stay in the mortal world when I go down the mountain to become a god, but it doesn’t have to be like this, right?

All I have to do is show off my skills. Where can the princes not respect me as a poor man?

At this time, Song Yiren said again: "The Immortal is living with me at my house. There is no need to go anywhere else. Your senior brother Jiang Ziya and I know each other as well as anyone else."

"This..." Shen Gongbao felt more and more that Senior Brother Ziya was not normal, and he already wanted to retreat, but he also thought that he had already come and would stay for two days before leaving, so he said, "That's fine, then I'll just be a poor Taoist."

Let me stay for a few days."

Hearing this, Song Yiren's eyes flashed and he hurriedly ordered to arrange the side room.

Until dinner in the evening.

Song Yiren then asked: "I wonder if there is a wife in the immortal family?"

Shen Gongbao was stunned by his question, but he told the truth: "Never."

"But it's not allowed in the door?" Song Yiren asked.

"Not really..."

Shen Gongbao was really speechless.

Why is this mortal like this?

We are not familiar with each other, is it appropriate for you to come up and ask me this and that?

What does it have to do with you whether I’m married or not?

"An ancient saying goes: 'There are three types of unfilial piety, the greatest is not having offspring.'"

As everyone knows, Song Yiren had other thoughts in mind, so he asked this question. Now that he got the answer, he secretly thought about it and said:

"I will spend some time with you, Immortal Chief. I will arrange a marriage with you tomorrow and give birth to a boy and a half girl, with the surname Shen."

Shen Gongbao waved his hands repeatedly: "My dear friend, we will discuss this matter later."

joke!

He came to the mortal world to become a god.

It’s not like he came here to have fun with mortal women.

Besides, what kind of color does this earthly thing have?

But Song Yiren seemed not to give up just like that, and continued:

"I would like to say that the person who will be the elder of the immortal is the daughter of Ma Hong, a member of the Majiazhuang next door. She is both talented and beautiful, and is a perfect match for the elder of the immortal!"

"This woman is sixty-eight years old this year, and she is still a yellow flower daughter!"

Oh my god!

Sixty-eight-year-old yellow flower eldest daughter!

Everyone in Shen Gongbao was dumbfounded.

Although he was cultivating in the mountains, he also knew that women in the world get married very early.

This sixty-eight-year-old yellow flower girl who is not yet married...

What could be good? There are probably many problems.

As for me, Shen Gongbao, no matter how good my conditions are, I am also a man among gods and a disciple of a saint.

What is your intention in betrothing this girl to me?

time.

Shen Gongbao felt that he could not stay here any longer.

There are unruly people here!

Always want to harm poor people!!

Then he stood up and cupped his hands and said:

"My dear friend, I suddenly remembered that there are still some very urgent matters that have not been completed, so I cannot stay here for a long time."

"Let's take the first step here."

Song Yiren was shocked and quickly stood up and shouted:

"Immortal, walk slowly!"

“Then Ma Hong’s daughter is truly a good match!!”

On the cloud, when Shen Gongbao heard these words, he staggered and almost fell from the cloud.

He hurriedly wiped his sweat and said:

"The calamity! This is the calamity!"

"In the past, I only knew that by going down the mountain to become a god, I could enjoy wealth and glory, but I didn't expect that I would suffer such a fate!"

"I can't blame Senior Brother Ziya for not wanting to become a god!"

"No! Senior Brother Ziya is hurting me!!!"

At the time of regret, an Antarctic immortal came riding on an immortal deer.

The immortal shouted loudly: "Damn evil!"

Then he said: "You tricked Jiang Ziya with Zuo Dao and made Jiang Ziya refuse to go down the mountain to become a god. What do you mean? Now that the teacher has ordered me to come and get you, you should just surrender and follow me to Yuxu Palace to see the teacher." good."

The tone was cold and cold.

He was completely prepared to take Shen Gongbao to the execution ground.

However, Shen Gongbao was overjoyed when he saw that the Antarctic Immortal had arrived and wanted to take him to Yuxu Palace.

He thought to himself: "I have no good reason to quit this job, so Brother Anji is coming to get me. It is destined that I should not suffer this disaster. God bless me, Shen Gongbao!"

So he came closer and cried:

"Brother Anji, you are finally here!"

"Please help me quickly!!"

"Take me to see the head teacher quickly. I have something urgent to report here. If you delay, big problems will occur!"

When the Antarctic Immortal heard this, his heart trembled.

Could it be that after coming down from the mountain, this villain committed some serious crime that would make people angry?

So he hurriedly asked:

"What is it that makes you so panicked? You don't have the demeanor of a saint at all!"

"Alas! It concerns Senior Brother Ziya! Senior Brother Anji, please stop asking me now and take me to meet the Master Master as soon as possible!"

Shen Gongbao looked anxious, thinking that I can't tell you, otherwise if you tell Senior Brother Ziya about this matter, Senior Brother Ziya will be on guard, and my sharp tongue will not be able to persuade Senior Brother Ziya to go down the mountain and seal it. god……

What if you ask me to suffer this fate in the end?

So he added another fire and said:

"Brother Anji, don't hesitate!"

"Hurry up and get on the road with me, junior brother!"

“If it’s too late, it’s too late!!”