Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Where is Jinxia Tong'er?"

"Go to the back peach garden for me and invite your senior brother."

Yun Zhongzi summoned Jinxia, ​​a boy from his family.

At this point, we have to mention the origin of this title.

I don’t know whether it was intentional or not, but the three senior brothers, Yun Zhongzi, Taiyi Zhenren and Qingxu Daodezhenjun, all named their children Jinxia.

This also led to the fact that there were three boys with this name in the teachings.

In the past, when everyone was studying Taoism in Kunlun Mountain and before they went out to open a mansion on their own, there were a lot of jokes.

However, the treatment and benefits of these two boys are quite good. After all, they are equivalent to half a disciple, and they are also comparable to senior disciples of the orthodox disciples accepted by the immortals who follow them.

Of course, this is a good thing or a bad thing, because after all, you are only half a disciple. Regardless of whether you come first or last, you will always be called senior brother, and you will always be your junior brother...

…

Here Jinxia Tong'er took orders and went to the peach garden.

…

At that time.

In that peach garden.

In the center of the garden surrounded by lush green trees.

There is a lake with many beautiful white flowers floating on it.

There are several thick and big trees in the center of the lake, and there are pink peaches hanging on the crown of the willow tree, exuding a light and elegant fragrance.

And Lei Zhenzi was sleeping under a peach tree in the center of the lake. The leaves hanging down beside him were still stained with wet dew, exuding crystal clear fluorescence and looking extremely attractive!

The young man has not yet grown up, and his long and slender jade-like white legs are floating quietly and motionlessly on the water.

As for the shoes and socks, I have already lost track of them.

Perhaps due to the problem of light refraction, the flawless skin appears pink, white and a little red.

When Jinxia boy arrived, he saw this scene, which made his face blush slightly.

Well……

Although there is no one else around, senior brother seems to have become more attractive...

By the way, is it really okay for Senior Brother Lei Zhenzi to be so lazy all the time? No matter how good your cultivation talent is, you still have to practice hard, and you can't rely on your face to practice...

At this time,

Lei Zhenzi slowly woke up.

Jinxia boy quickly looked serious, walked closer and said:

"Senior brother, Master invites you."

Lei Zhenzi's eyes were half-closed, as if he hadn't woken up yet.

The little feet seemed to be venting their anger from waking up, slapping the water surface and splashing water.

After a while, he replied: "Junior brother, you go first, I will come later."

Jinxia Tongzi felt a little dumbfounded.

Senior brother...

It’s so beautiful…

And so gentle...

Makes people want to give everything to him.

If you don’t become disabled in the future, it’s not impossible to rely on your face to practice cultivation, right?

For a moment, Jinxia boy didn't even notice that the water droplets splashed by Lei Zhenzi's feet fell on his face...

He even subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked it...

a bit sweet……

"Junior brother, is there anything else you can do?"

Suddenly, Lei Zhenzi sat up.

His voice was extremely clear.

The cool attire also allows every detail of his body to be displayed in the bright and gorgeous sunlight.

The slender neck, the face that seems slightly drunk, and the eyes that make people unconsciously sink...

Everything made him seem to be exuding endless light and charm.

"No, no..."

Jinxia boy is low.

He felt like he was going to die.

My heart was beating wildly, and it felt like something was hitting my body time and time again.

What caught my eye in surprise was the senior brother's lips that were just right thin and his bright teeth that were as bright as crescent moons. If you look deeper, you can even see...

"If nothing happens, junior brother might as well go first?"

There was a smile in Lei Zhenzi's eyes. Although the words were urging, his words were like the wind blowing through the fallen cherry blossoms.

"Ah...yes!!"

At this moment, the Jinxia boy felt that he was not a boy from Yuxu Palace, the mighty Yun Zhongzi, but just a speck of dust in the world, just like a devout believer serving God.

And Senior Brother Lei Zhenzi...

It is a god who stands above all living beings, looking down on everything.

——This is not the first time he has felt this way.

…

Long after Jinxia Boy left.

Lei Zhenzi stood up slowly.

Doubt and confusion flashed in his eyes.

He was thinking about what the master wanted to do when he suddenly summoned him.

When was the last time that Master was so anxious to find me?

By the way, because here comes a big brother with three eyes. That big brother is very good-looking, but he can say some scary things.

It left a deep memory in the heart of Lei Zhenzi, who was only three years old at the time. Even after several years, the shadow has not disappeared from Lei Zhenzi's heart, and it can even envelope his heart at any time.

…

"I wonder what Master has ordered?"

When Lei Zhenzi saw Yun Zhongzi, he bowed and said, his voice pure and childish.

Yun Zhongzi looked at his young apprentice with loving eyes and said with a smile: "Apprentice, your father is in trouble, you can go to rescue him."

Lei Zhenzi played with his fingers and asked softly: "Who is the disciple's father? Will he abandon me again?"

It turns out that Yun Neutron had some kind of plan.

But at this moment, he was a little shaken, but in the end he said firmly: "Your father is Jichang, the Marquis of Xibo. If you are in trouble at Lintong Pass, you can go to Hu'er Cliff to find a weapon. I will teach you some secret tactics of war."

, so that you can save your father."

He also said: "My good disciple, you don't have to worry about your father not loving you. There was a reason why your father asked me to take you away. Today you meet him again. Although you have to go back down the mountain, you will get along well in the future."

See."

"Disciple understands." Lei Zhenzi smiled slightly, followed his master's orders, left the cave, and walked to the foot of Hu'er Cliff.

I looked here and there and couldn't find anything, but I didn't know what could be called a weapon.

So: "I only know that guns, knives, swords, halberds, whips, axes, melons, and hammers are weapons, but I haven't seen any of them here..."

"Master asked me to find weapons, but I don't know what I'm looking for. It's also because I didn't ask clearly. I'll go back to the cave and ask for more details."

Thinking this way, Lei Zhenzi felt much more at ease.

Just when I was about to turn around, a strange fragrance suddenly hit my nostrils, penetrated my gallbladder, and penetrated my liver. I didn't know where it was.

I also saw the sound of gurgling water and faint thunder under a stream in front of me.

Lei Zhenzi looked at it and saw: strange scenery, elegant and secluded habitat, vines entwined with junipers, bamboos on the cliffs, foxes and rabbits coming and going, deer and cranes chirping, some Ganoderma lucidum hidden in the green grass, plums on the green branches,

You can’t see all the wonderful scenery in the mountains.

Suddenly I saw two red apricots under the green leaves.

Somehow, when Lei Zhenzi saw these two apricots, he felt a strong impulse to get them.

As if being blocked by a demon, he didn't care about the precipitous heights. He climbed the vines and vines, shook them with his hands, and picked these two red apricots in his hands.

When you smell it, you will feel the fragrant aroma, like nectar refreshing your heart, making it even sweeter.

Lei Zhenzi thought to himself: "I am a filial child. There are two red apricots picked here. I will eat one and save the other for the master to eat."

So he put one in his mouth without hesitation.

"What is this Xing'er!"

"Why is it so fragrant and delicious?"

Unconsciously, he took another bite.

Looking at the apricot in his hand, which was mostly missing, Lei Zhenzi was silent for a long time...

Then……

"Yeah! It's broken, so why not eat them all?"

Um.

Master has bad teeth.

I still don’t want to torture Master with this kind of thing.

Lei Zhenzi comforted himself in this way.

At this moment, I heard a sound under my left flank, wings sprouted out, and they were dragged to the ground.

"ah!!!"

"It's not good! I turned into a monster!!!"

Lei Zhenzi was so frightened that his soul flew out of the sky and his soul dispersed from the sky.

He quickly grabbed the wings with both hands and just pulled them out regardless of the pain.

Unexpectedly, another one appeared from the right.

Suddenly I was so panicked that I had no idea, and I was so scared that I sat on the ground.

His face was pale and his lips were a little purple.

But the scarier thing is yet to come...

Wings sprouting from both sides? It doesn’t matter!

After a while, even his face changed!

The nose is high, the face is like indigo, the hair is like cinnabar, the eyes are bright, and the teeth are protruding from the outside of the lips!

The body has changed from petite and helpless to two feet long!

"Well……"

Lei Zhenzi saw that he now looked stupid and was speechless.

I used to be very beautiful, but I only thought monsters were ugly. I never thought I would become so ugly.

Is this what Master calls retribution?

Then I change it. Isn’t it okay if I change it?

Let me change back!!!

…

Until Jinxia boy came to urge me.

Lei Zhenzi still looked lost and unable to accept it.

——In fact, Jinxia Tongzi couldn’t accept it either.

If he hadn't confirmed that this was his senior brother through Xuanmen means, Jinxia Tongzi wouldn't have believed it at all.

Former senior brother...

I have also had many heart-pounding moments...

Why did it become such a weird look...

Alas, I paid by mistake after all...

"Brother, master calls you."

Lei Zhenzi only murmured: "Junior brother..."

"Junior brother, look at me, I have changed."

Jinxia smiled business-like: "What's wrong with you?"

Lei Zhenzi said: "Master asked me to go to Hu'er Cliff to look for weapons to save my father. After searching for a long time, I couldn't find them. I only found two apricots, which I ate. The result... the result..."

"As a result, I got green hair and red hair, upper and lower fangs, and two fleshy wings, turning me into a monster..."

"Junior brother, you are already among the gods. Please save me, or else teach me how to see Master? How to meet people in the future?"

Jinxia boy is also in a dilemma.

If there was a way, I would have used it.

After all, he couldn't bear to see his senior brother like this, and preferred his former senior brother's skin.

Everyone loves pink skulls, and I, Jinxia, ​​prefer this color.

"Junior brother, Master, he is the real man among the gods. It would be better to ask Master for an idea on marrying me."

Although Jinxia Tongzi had no other solution, he also gave a solution.

When Lei Zhenzi heard this, he thought it made sense.

He climbed up and walked forward, feeling unsightly, dragging his wings like a defeated chicken, and before he knew it, he arrived in front of the Yuzhu Cave.

When Yun Zhongzi saw Lei Zhenzi coming, he put his hands on his hands and said with a smile, "Okay! Okay! The foundation of my disciple's great path has been established!"

Finger Lei Zhenzi composed a poem:

Two immortal apricots stabilize the world, and a golden stick determines the universe.

The wings of wind and thunder spread out the ancestors, and thousands of changes inspired the queen.

His eyes are like golden bells reaching nine places, and his hair is as short as three strands of purple grass.

Secretly passed down the mysterious and true immortal secret to refine the diamond body without fainting.

Yun Zhongzi stopped the poem and ordered Lei Zhenzi: "Follow me into the cave."

Take a golden stick from the cave and use the stick method to spread thunder and vibration. It flies up and down, circling like the sound of wind and rain, advancing and retreating like a dragon and snake, turning around like a tiger shaking its head, rising and falling like a dragon out of the sea, whirring loudly, shining brightly, and moving in the air.

A brocade, with thousands of clusters of flowers on the left and right.

Waiting for Lei Zhenzi to master the stick technique, he then used the left side of Lei Zhenzi's two wings with the word "wind" and the right side with the word "thunder", and recited the mantra again. Lei Zhenzi flew up, rising in the middle of the sky, with his feet reaching the sky.

Looking down, his wings were spread out, and there was the sound of wind and thunder in the air.

It turns out that the two immortal apricots were originally one of the ten innate spiritual roots since the beginning of the world. They were born in the Yuzhu Cave of Zhongnan Mountain. They bear two fruits in their lifetime. When eaten by humans, they can turn into wings of wind and thunder.

Even though Lei Zhenzi looks ugly now, not only has his realm gone from a half-step human immortal to an earthly immortal realm, but his potential has also been greatly improved, and the wings on his back contain the laws of wind and thunder respectively, making him infinitely powerful.

In the future, if I can fully tap into my own potential, I hope to use this as a basis to go one step further, take control and emerge from the two paths of wind and thunder, and walk out on my own path, embarking on the path of Da Luo and even Hunyuan.

——Of course, all this is just a if at the moment.

At this time, Lei Zhenzi landed on the ground and said gloomily: "That's good, that's good, but I used to be so beautiful, but now I have such an ugly appearance..."

Yun Zhongzi loved his apprentice after all, he immediately smiled and said;

"My disciple, what you look like now is the result of taking the immortal apricot. You are a creature that is half magical and half dharma."

"If you become a golden immortal and achieve immortality, you will be able to control it freely. It's just that your realm is too low now so you can't send and receive it."

"I will teach you another method as my master, so that you can control it."

Lei Zhenzi was overjoyed and bowed down.

He said directly: "Master has wonderful secrets, and now he passes them on to his disciples so that they don't have to wear ugly skin. This is a great kindness."

But I was thinking in my heart: "I knew it! I knew it! Where did the apricots come from? It's obviously Master who deliberately tricked me!"

"Senior Brother Yang Jian is right. Except for passing on skills and treasures, none of the words of the masters can be trusted!!"

Yun Zhongzi didn't know what he was thinking.

He nodded slightly and said: "Go to Lintong Pass quickly and save your father, Xibo Hou Jichang."

"Go quickly, come quickly, don't delay. You rescue my father and send him out of the five passes. You are not allowed to go to Xiqi with him, and you are not allowed to hurt King Zhou's generals. After your work is completed, you can return to Zhongnan as soon as possible. I still have Taoist skills to teach you.

"

"As for your father, there will naturally be a day of reunion in the future."

Yun Zhongzi finished paying, "You go ahead!"

Lei Zhenzi had nothing to hesitate.

After leaving the cave, his wings flew up.

It’s just whether it’s Lei Zhenzi or Yun Neutron.

I forgot one thing...

Lei Zhenzi...

What a crazy person!!

I would like to ask Lei Zhenzi, who has been staying on Zhongnan Mountain since he was born...how can he know the way to go after going down the mountain?

Let alone know what the hell is Lintong Pass!!

I'm afraid if he hadn't heard it from his master, he wouldn't have known there was such a place in the world.

…

When Lei Zhenzi came back to his senses.

He was already standing in front of a mansion.

There are two large gilt characters written on the plaque at the main entrance...

Yang Mansion!!

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