Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Three junior brothers, do you still have the magic weapons you carry with you?"

"Senior Brother Nezha, you...ah! My golden stick is missing!"

"My Heaven-turning Seal is also missing, what should I do!!"

"Hiss! My yin-yang mirror is gone too! It's over, it's over, I'm going to be spanked by Master!!!"

…

After Nezha's reminder.

The three little ones immediately panicked.

Lei Zhenzi is better off, the golden stick was given by his master Yun Zhongzi.

But Yinjiao and Yinhong are different.

Whether it was the Heaven-turning Seal or the Yin-Yang Mirror, they had secretly stolen it while their master was away. If they lost it... they would definitely face a terrible punishment!

"Senior Brother Nezha, do you know where our magic weapon has gone?"

"Yes, senior brother, it seems that all your magic weapons are missing too."

"Senior brother..."

The three of them were chattering around Nezha.

Nezha was thoughtful,

…

But what they don't know is...

At this moment, their master, Guang Chengzi, Chi Jingzi and Yun Zhongzi came together...

"Two senior brothers, why are you here?"

Faced with the sudden visit of Guangchengzi and Akashiko, Yun Zhongzi expressed great surprise.

His Yuzhu Cave in Zhongnan Mountain has always been rarely visited by senior brothers - but if it is visited, something must have happened or is about to happen.

Guangchengzi said with a smile: "Junior brother, you don't have to worry. Junior brother Chi Jingjing and I have nothing to do and are traveling together, and we happen to arrive at your Zhongnan Mountain."

"Senior brother..." Yun Zhongzi gave him a roll of his eyes, then stared at him with a do-you-believe-it look, and said, "The great catastrophe has come, and the two senior brothers no longer educate their apprentices in the mountains, but instead travel together in the mountains.

Playing in the water...it’s so fun.”

Chi Jingjie didn't know whether he was used to it or he couldn't hear the sarcasm in his words. He didn't react at all on his face, but said with a smile: "Speaking of apprentices, my apprentice Lei Zhenzi has also come down the mountain recently, right?"

"Has he not come back to the mountain yet? Maybe... Pindao knows where he is?"

Yun Zhongzi had a serious face.

He didn't want to deal with these two people at all.

But Chi Jingjing's words spoke to his heart... Counting the time, my disciple should have arrived long ago when he went down the mountain to rescue his father from the fifth pass.

Why haven't you come back yet?

If I had known this, I should have asked Lei Zhenzi to take the Heaven-reaching Divine Fire Pillar down the mountain!

After all, the Divine Fire Pillar is the magic weapon that I have been practicing day and night, and it is extremely powerful.

I only need to teach the formula to Lei Zhenzi, and if something happens, I can know it through the Heaven-reaching Divine Fire Pillar... Oops! What a miscalculation!

"Does senior brother know?"

Yun Zhongzi's dissatisfaction with his senior brother did not outweigh his concern for his apprentice, so he asked Chi Jingzhi with a dark face.

Chi Jingjing said: "It's natural. Your apprentice is with me, senior brother, and senior brother Taiyi's apprentice!"

Guangchengzi took over the words: "I feel ashamed to say that when I left the cave to travel, I accidentally forgot the treasure that holds the cave. As a result, my disciple stole the Heaven-turning Seal, and Junior Brother Chi Jing's disciple stole his Yin-Yang Mirror.

Went down the mountain."

Yun Zhongzi: "..."

Good guys, Master, the treasure given to you by the old man to suppress the cave, can you throw away the things that you usually protect like eyeballs?

What's more, those are acquired treasures and innate spiritual treasures! You have sacrificed them!

Without your acquiescence or even permission, how could those two little carrots still be able to rob?

Do you think I believe it?

"Then what did Senior Brother Taiyi's apprentice say?" Yun Zhongzi sneered.

Senior Brother Taiyi’s apprentice!

Then Nezha, did he also steal his master's treasure and sneak down the mountain? And they happened to be together?

"This..." Chi Jingjing looked at Guangchengzi and said immediately, "Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi, that Senior Brother Taiyi's disciple Nezha... that is a person with immortal status in heaven, although most of the time now he is in

Qianyuan Mountain, But if he wants to go somewhere...it must be difficult for Senior Brother Taiyi to restrict him too much."

The implication: Senior brother, this is really a coincidence. Then Nezha is different from others. It is true that he is a disciple of our Chanjiao, but he is also a god in heaven. Wherever he goes is his freedom!

In fact, meeting Nezha was indeed a coincidence...

That's right, the two brothers Yin Jiao and Yin Hong stole the Heaven-turning Seal and the Yin-Yang Mirror from down the mountain. This was due to the deliberate connivance of the two great immortals.

But that was because the two great immortals sensed the hatred in their disciples' hearts and did so deliberately... and even arranged many training methods.

But I never expected it!

These guys actually went to Guanjiangkou!

It just so happened that Nezha was also there!

What's even more coincidental is that Lei Zhenzi also came!

However, Nezha served him from the same pot.

They originally wanted to correct their trajectory, but the "Whispers" in Nezha's hand and the fearful master in his mouth... others didn't know the origin, but they knew it!

When it comes to Junior Brother Jiang, they really don't dare to do anything without the will of their master or other saints.

And then...

When these four little guys entered Sanshan Pass, things got completely out of control...

Kong Xuan!

As the direct descendants of the saint, how could they not know the weight of this name?

Son of Yuan Feng!

The first peacock in the world!

Bearing the fate of the Phoenix Clan, his Taoism can reach heaven and earth!

It is said... that during the Lich Tribulation, the Demon Emperor Donghuang Taiyi personally invited him to join the demon clan. After being rejected, he tried to suppress him with the Chaos Bell...

result……

He and Zhong were almost swept away by Kong Xuan's five-color divine light!

In shock, he turned into a rainbow and escaped!

Who is Donghuang Taiyi? He is recognized as the first person among the saints!

Although I don’t know if this rumor is true or not, at the time when the Lich was at its peak, it was widely circulated and allowed the Demon Clan Heavenly Court to pretend they didn’t know it, so it seems to be true to a certain extent.

Moreover, the black bird descended and gave birth to Shang.

It is no secret that Kong Xuan became the mascot of the Yin Shang Dynasty.

so……

Everyone knows it and understands it tacitly.

Even if Kong Xuan has not yet entered the realm of Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal, he must be an extremely powerful person at the level of Hunyuan Golden Immortal or Quasi-Saint!

With such an existence, no one except the saints should be able to provoke him...

Maybe some people think they have a long life and are willing to give it a try.

However, neither Guangchengzi nor Chi Jingzhi personally experienced the legendary hobby of using the five-color divine light on everything, let alone the idea of ​​sending someone's head thousands of miles away.

Furthermore...since he knew that the lives of the juniors were not in danger, why wouldn't Kong Xuan be willing to help teach him? These little carrots are very difficult to teach!

So... they left decisively!

——Of course, this is also based on the premise that Kong Xuan knows in his heart that he will not kill a few people.

Why?

Kong Xuan is not a fool. Don’t you recognize the rich Jade Pure Immortal Light on those boys?

Anyone with a clear head would not choose to take the initiative to kill the disciples of the saint during the great tribulation, right? At most, they would just teach them a lesson.

Not to mention... the "infamous reputation" of the saints who protect their shortcomings is considered well-known in ancient times.

…

"So, you sold the juniors?"

Yun Zhongzi had a dark face, as if he wanted to eat someone.

Guangchengzi: "Junior brother, this is your fault. How can you peddle this? Then Kong Xuan's five-color divine light saint has nothing to do with it. This is also a helpless move for Brother Wei and Junior Brother Chi Jing."

Chi Jingjing: "Yes, yes, Junior Brother Yun Zhongzi, you have to understand the difficulties of Brother Wei and Senior Brother, and Senior Brother and I have already discussed it."

"Although Kong Xuan used the five-color divine light to wipe away all the magic weapons on our disciples and their bodies, our disciples are also members of the Yuxu sect, and judging from the conditions of the Heaven-turning Seal and the Yin-Yang Mirror, he Kong Xuan has not erased

Remove the mark on the magic weapon."

"In this case, those children were probably just taught a lesson and treated as if nothing serious happened."

Yun Zhongzi: "..."

"You... you..."

Yun Zhongzi felt that his lungs were about to explode with anger from these two bastards. He really wanted to beat them up...

But these two guys are his senior brothers now, and they are both respected in Daluo. If they were fighting alone, he would not be afraid of either of them, but facing two of them at the same time... he couldn't beat them.

He wanted to get his apprentice back, but Kong Xuan... well, there is nothing I can do for him, unless I ask the master to help him.

But in recent years, because of Junior Brother Jiang, Master has been very moody and his temperament has become even more unpredictable. Except for Senior Brother Anji Xianweng, all the other senior brothers were overwhelmed and returned to their respective dojos!

——Including myself!

So, Yun Zhongzi would never dare to ask Master Yuanshi Tianzun to come out or something like that...

Finally, he took a deep breath, tried his best to keep himself calm, and gritted his teeth and said, "I won't do this again!"

Chi Jingzi and Guang Chengzi looked at each other, and they both understood each other's thoughts from each other's eyes.

"hey-hey……"

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Yuquan Mountain, Jinxia Cave.

Master Taiyi suddenly sneezed.

Master Yuding, who was facing him, smiled and said: "Junior brother, we practitioners are free from impurities, disasters and diseases. If you suddenly have such symptoms, it may be that you have slacked off in your practice recently."

"Brother, you are just joking. We are all Daluo gods, how can we say that we are slacking off in our practice?" Master Taiyi rolled his eyes and said categorically, "This must be someone speaking ill of me behind my back!"

"

Master Yuding: "..."

Someone said something bad about you?

Needless to say, this is for sure!

You don’t know how you are evaluated by fellow teachers and brothers?

Although Pindao probably didn't have a good reputation, he was physically strong and had exquisite swordsmanship. All the brothers and sisters admired Pindao, and they all admired Pindao highly.

How can you be like you, who only knows how to guard the pond of lotus flowers in your cave? You can't even teach the apprentices you accept, and cause a lot of trouble.

Of course, you can just think about these words in your mind, but they are definitely not easy to say out loud.

Therefore, Master Yuding just said: "Junior brother, what you said is wrong. You and I are both direct descendants of the saint. Who dares to speak ill of you, junior brother?"

"Come, come, have tea, have tea."

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