Prehistoric: Poor people don't want to be gods

"Emperor!"

"Declare my wish to worship the emperor as my teacher and learn the truth!"

"I hope the emperor will show mercy!!"

Kong Xuan suddenly knelt down in front of Jiang Shang, with a pious look on his face, and the words he said made Jiang Shang want to spit out the fragrance.

Jiang Shang:???????…

Bravo!

You, a boss who is almost shoulder-to-shoulder with the saint, actually said that you want to become my disciple?

What can I teach you?

Why didn't I find it?

"Fellow Taoist, please don't make jokes." Jiang Shang said with a smile, "You are already a powerful person that surpasses Da Luo. I am just a Da Luo. What can I teach you, fellow Taoist?"

This was already a polite refusal.

But Kong Xuan seemed not to understand.

Directly bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang three heads.

"Master, please accept my disciple's three bows!!!"

…

Jiang Shang:……

I'm going!

Are you serious?

What to do if it's broken?

At this moment, Jiang Shang murmured in his heart, and immediately helped Kong Xuan up and said: "Why do you have to do this, fellow Taoist!!"

Kong Xuan didn't answer and knelt down on the ground, knocking his head three times again.

Then he raised his head and said: "Disciples only want to learn the truth, and don't dare to dream about anything else. I hope my teacher will show mercy!!"

Mentor?

Jiang Shang was completely confused.

So you are like this Kong Xuan?

This skill of climbing up the pole... is top notch!

And he also has some tendency to be socially twitchy.

"Oh, fellow Taoist, you want to discuss Taoism with Pindao. Pindao is very welcome. Why...why do you have to do this?"

In any case, Jiang Shang would not be able to overcome this hurdle in his heart if he wanted to accept the future Confucius as his disciple.

He just said: "It's better than this. If you have any questions, you can discuss them with Pindao at any time. Pindao will definitely tell you everything. It's just that this apprenticeship is extremely inappropriate... According to Pindao, let's leave it at that."

Kong Xuan suddenly raised his head: "Master, do you think your disciple is incompetent?"

Jiang Shang was speechless again.

Um.

I don't know what to say.

If you are still incompetent, there will be few people in the entire prehistoric era who are not useless.

When Kong Xuan saw Jiang Shang's silence, he became more convinced of his guess.

So Kong Xuan said: "Since the teacher is really unwilling, then the disciple has no choice. Even if he forcibly worships the teacher, it will be useless."

Jiang Shang breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "That's good, that's good."

But before he could breathe out, Kong Xuan blocked him again with one sentence: "Then the child will ask you to be your adoptive father!"

"Father, please accept my child..."

Jiang Shang rushed forward and interrupted Kong Xuan's words.

At this moment, his mentality is like this——!!!!

Kong Xuan’s master couldn’t do it, so Kong Xuan’s father couldn’t do it even more!

He didn’t become his master just because Jiang Shang couldn’t cope with it mentally, but Kong Xuan’s adoptive father...not everyone can be his adoptive father!

As we all know.

Kong Xuan was the son of Yuan Feng.

Although the glory of the Feng Clan is gone forever, Yuan Feng was the one who transformed into a Suzaku in Nirvana to suppress the immortal volcano of Nanming in order to repay the karma of the Feng Clan!

As one of the four holy beasts that suppress the four extremes of heaven and earth, its status is equivalent to that of a saint!

Although he cannot leave the Nanming Immortal Volcano, he is within the Nanming Immortal Volcano and his strength is not afraid of that of the Saint!

And being Kong Xuan's adoptive father...doesn't he obviously take advantage of this person?

Isn’t this seeking death?

It’s not right, it’s absolutely wrong!!!

"Fellow Taoist! I feel your sincerity!"

Jiang Shang smiled bitterly and said, "It's just that...it's really inappropriate. If you Taoist friend really wants to have something to do with Pindao, why don't Pindao introduce you to me and worship my master Yuqing Saint Yuanshi Tianzun as your teacher?"

How is it?"

Although strictly speaking, Kong Xuan is also a person who wears hair and horns and is born with wet eggs.

But Jiang Shang felt that since Kong Xuan was the son of Yuan Feng and a powerful man who was about to become enlightened, it should be a special situation.

…

Yuxu Palace.

Yuanshi Tianzun was instantly moved when his name was mentioned.

Yuanshi:???

When can you actually be the master of the division?

I have been teaching you for more than forty years. Is this how you are filial to your teacher?

but……

Although the teacher doesn't think much of people who wear hair and horns and turn into eggs due to moisture, it varies from person to person.

If it were Kong Xuan.

It's not unacceptable.

Um.

Pindao doesn't mind having one more direct disciple.

Let the twelve golden immortals of Yuxu become thirteen from now on.

…

Gou Chen Tiangong.

Kong Xuan's whole body was in bad shape.

He didn't expect that Mr. Weizi would be so shameless, and in order not to accept him, he would even move out the Yuanshi Saint.

Now the pressure is on my side.

If you agree, it won't be in line with your true intentions.

I don’t agree... As we all know, the Yuanshi Saint has a very small temperament, so I might be suspected of offending him by doing this.

Unless he has become a saint or attained the Hunyuan Daluo Golden Immortal Dao Fruit, he would not want to offend a saint for nothing.

——Being cared about by a saint or something, most of the time the end is not good...

"this……"

Kong Xuan was heartbroken and gritted his teeth and said, "I sincerely ask for advice. I hope you will show mercy to me!"

It's like if you don't agree with me, I will fight with you.

Jiang Shang also wanted to cry but had no tears.

But seeing Kong Xuan's attitude, he had no choice but to adopt a trick and said: "Fellow Taoist insists on this, but the poor Taoist has another trick..."

Although this method makes people's scalp numb just thinking about it, there seems to be no other way at the moment.

"Want to hear the details."

"If my fellow Taoist does not give up, and I am willing to become brothers of the opposite sex with my fellow Taoist, using my fellow Taoist to hook up with Emperor Chen will not be regarded as an insult to my fellow Taoist," Jiang Shangxiao said.

"Brothers of the opposite sex?"

Kong Xuan was stunned.

Become brothers...

This was an option he hadn't considered.

"this……"

Kong Xuan couldn't make up his mind for a while. He wanted to reject Jiang Shang because he really respected Master Fear in his heart and was willing to treat him as his teacher or foster father.

Becoming sworn brothers with the Master...wouldn't it be wronging the Master?

But he also understood that this was probably Jiang Shang's bottom line. If he had to become a disciple or recognize his father, it would probably not be agreed to.

so……

Kong Xuan fell into deep thought.

This matter still needs further consideration.

…

Jiang Shang didn't bother either.

Kong Xuan was given sufficient time to consider.

…

on the other hand.

Jinque Dou Mansion, Tianzhi Tianbao Pavilion.

Our Lady of the Golden Spirit looked at the descending fairy light.

He smiled slightly and said, "Junior sister is finally here."

In the fairy light, Fairy Yunxiao was about to come out, bowed slightly, bowed and said, "I've seen Senior Sister."

Although she is a person who has attained the truth, she is still a disciple of the outer sect. When she meets the disciples of the same generation in the inner sect, she must treat her as a senior brother or a sister.

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit held up the clouds in the air and said: "I heard from Master earlier that my junior sister would come to help me, but my junior sister didn't come for a long time and asked me to wait."

Yun Xiao knew it was a joke, but he also held up his hands and said: "Senior sister, please forgive me, I should have arrived just in time to receive Master's order, but my two younger sisters are still young and not familiar with etiquette, so I couldn't worry about it, so I arranged them properly." Come and see Senior Sister."

Um……

He deceived all his sisters into seclusion.

This is very appropriate.

Having been in the same sect for countless years, Holy Mother Jin Ling was quite familiar with Sanxiao. As soon as she heard Yunxiao's words, she already knew it in her heart.

But these are small things.

The important thing is how to make Jiang Shang pay more attention to the matter of becoming a god.

That's right, just be more attentive.

Because Jiang Shang, one of the people who were destined to become gods, is now the Tai Chi Emperor of the West who controls the world and leads the revolution in the world.

The matter of enthroning gods, which involves the change of dynasties in the human world, cannot be avoided. The key point is whether to be careful or not.

He immediately said: "Junior sister, Junior Brother Jiang is now ranked high, but as a variable, he is our first chance of survival. We need to make him more concerned about the matter of becoming a god."

"Not to mention letting him take the initiative to participate, at least not to resist... I wonder if junior sister has any ideas?"

Yun Xiao thought for a while and said: "From my point of view, junior sister, it's better to be moved by emotion and understand by reason? I think Junior Brother Jiang has a teaching background and is a reasonable person."

Our Lady of the Golden Spirit: "..."

Reasonable?

Thank you for being able to speak out.

If it makes sense, why would Master and I be so distressed?

Not only does it not make sense in theory, but it also cannot be explained in physics. People who are destined to become gods are a gold medal for immunity from death during the period of calamity.

Unless it is a destiny of destiny, whoever touches the person who is destined to become a god will have to bear huge consequences!

Not to mention that it is extremely uneconomical, not everyone can afford this cause and effect - even a saint has to weigh it carefully!

…

After a while.

Fairy Yunxiao also had a sad look on her face.

According to my senior sister.

For this kind of ginger, if it is soft, you will not eat it, and if it is hard, it will not work.

So what should we do about this?

I don’t know what Master is thinking.

Could it be that my senior sister can't persuade her, but I can do it with my intervention?

…

Biyou Palace.

Lord Tongtian was in a good mood.

Call Duobao and others together to preach to all the disciples.

There didn't seem to be any worry that Yun Xiao and Jin Ling wouldn't be able to complete their mission.

…

on the other hand.

Yin Pobai and others returned to Chaoge to resume their lives.

In the Jiujie Palace, he explained everything that happened, and mentioned that the two highnesses who disappeared that day were not dead and had returned after learning Taoism.

All the ministers were shocked.

"What? Your two highnesses are not dead? You have learned Taoism and returned?"

"Oh my God! Is this serious?"

"Yes, weren't your two highnesses swept away by a strange wind that day at the execution ground?"

"But if it's true, this is a great thing!"

"It's true, the safety of our two highnesses is related to the country. Now that they have returned without incident, God has blessed me, the great merchant!!"

While the officials were excited, they couldn't help but wonder if Yin Pobai and others had made up a lie before they caught the person, or if they had misread it.

When Yin was defeated, Lei Kai was furious and swore to heaven that he could see it clearly.

Bigan, Huang Feihu and other loyal ministers said bluntly: "Please tell General Yin where your two highnesses are, and we need to set out immediately to welcome them back!!"

Yin Pobai only said: "The generals and others were blocked at Lintong Pass and were forced to retreat. Now His Highness and others must have left Lintong Pass. As for where... we don't know."

Ministers: "..."

Okay, it doesn't look like a lie.

But Your Highnesses!

Since you are still here and have learned Taoism and returned, why don't you acknowledge your ancestors and return to your clan by singing the song of the court?

…

However, none of the officials noticed.

On the throne, Emperor Xin of Shang Dynasty looked livid...

"Treason!!!"

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